Man, I sound like a really cheesy version of Stephenie Meyer.
In truth, though, no matter how many times I profess my hatred for him and his songs that plant teeny seeds inside my brain and explode at the most random moments like a microscopic bomb … I still love him. When I finally admitted my love for him, I said that he was more than likely going to be the only man on the BIGBANG baby daddy list.
T.O.P. must have read that and decided that he wanted to be the only man on that list, because out of nowhere he appeared full force and made me actually say, “G-Dragon who?” I know. Completely shocking. I actually didn’t listen to any of GD’s songs for about a day, and they weren’t even stuck in my head. Again, completely shocking.
T.O.P. dominated me.
Yes, I purposely left that as a one sentence paragraph to emphasize the point and to conjure up a dirty image. Because who wouldn’t want to be dominated by T.O.P.? I even called The K-Pop Junkie and said, “I want his baby.” Yes, he utterly demolished GD’s chance on the baby-daddy-to-be list.
But Ji-Yong ... you just couldn’t accept that, could you? After stumbling across this website, in which these awesome people translate GD’s me2day (Korean equivalent to Twitter) updates, and seeing how amazingly adorable his Shar Pei, GaHo, is and how daddy-like and heart-wrenchingly-adorable (7:30) he is around GaHo … oh, yes, GD is back in the game.
T.O.P. who?
You're so fantastically cocky. You just know you own me, don't you?
Taeyang, will you please just release your single already, so I can finally compose the BIGBANG baby daddy list and just be done with all this? My sanity is at stake, lovely.
GD's Slave/Bitch,
TKPA
Seeing how his songs have been stuck in my head for the last week or so I get it. Although I'm not as attracted to him as you. T.O.P. and Tae are my baby daddies for sure. Tae is my number one. I am sure this will be later described in another blog so I will not get into it. Back to G-Dragon. His music is great and I can see it making it here. He really should come here and have a concert. I would totally go!
ReplyDeleteIf GD ever came to the States and had a concert, I would totally be there stalking his platinum blonde sexy ass, no matter where in the country he is. Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles. I will so be there.
ReplyDeleteGD, COME TO AMERICA SO I CAN MAKE YOU MY BABY DADDY!
But I can see that you're weakening when it comes to your attraction for The GD, Junkie. When he returns to the glorified hotness of being a brunette, you'll be crushing on him. I'm warning you now, before it even happens, back off. Don't even admit it to me that you find him remotely hot, because I will so end our friendship for like two days.
:) I will come with you to his concert!
ReplyDelete1. I like that you know you will only be mad for like 2 days.
2. He is too skinny and I will not like that.
3. We already have too many Koreans that we fight over so I am not adding him into the mix.
So no worries, even if I did find him attractive as a brunette I would not ever call him hot. I'm sure I will say he is cuter or he has a nice face or one of my many weird ways cataloging of men.
Of course you'll come with me. The chances of seeing Taeyang will be extremely high at that concert. Shirtless Tae a little less likely, but always a possibility.
ReplyDelete1. You know I'd end up calling you anyway.
2. Yes, he is skinny, but at least he's more like manly-skinny, rather than having an adrogynous type body (namely, future husband Leeteuk. It had to be said).
3. GOOD. KEEP IT THAT WAY.
I know I'm going to sound like a teeny hypocrite, but HOW COULD YOU NOT CALL HIM HOT?!?! I'll deal with you saying he is cute, though. That's all you better be saying!
LOL so you want me to call him hot but you will be mad if I will? :) You are so funny. You want me to say he is hot and not like him? That is it I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteYAY Tae shirtless.....ahhhhh
Yes, just admit that you find him GENERALLY hot, but don't like him. It's simple, really. Not at all complicated or ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteMmm, skinny, pale, shirtless GD with TATTOOS. Yes.
HAHAHA skinny and pale..... Not so much.
ReplyDeleteTattoos are hot depending on where they are.
He is generally hot, I guess. There you go, go wild over me admitting it. LOL
I [sort of] miss the days when I liked tall, muscular, tan men. What happened?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. Super Junior happened.
GD's tatts are hot. Forearms and back/shoulder. In foreign languages. We have that in common (something that will go on the reasons why he made the baby daddy list).
THANK YOU.
See? It's not a bad thing to admit. God didn't send a lightning bolt your way and smite you.
(That last bit really had nothing to do with this, I just saw an opportunity to use the word 'smite' in a sentence and totally had to go for it).
Well I still like the tall, muscular men! :)
ReplyDeleteI think it is GD's cocky attitude that got me to like him and his music.
No lightening bolt just you sending out a tweet. Which I knew was coming.
Smite is a great word to use. I wish I could use more words that I like saying but they don't really make sense in most contexts. I mean, I could just throw a random Colorado out there, like I just did.
T.O.P. and Tae still the hottest from BIGBANG in my opinion. :)
OF COURSE there was going to be a tweet about it. Duh. Considering you said before that he was not hot and even threatened to smack me because I admitted the blondeness was hot, it was too good not to tweet.
ReplyDeleteGD IS ALLOWED TO BE COCKY. That is why I love him and why I keep returning to him. Hell, he made me forget T.O.P., of all people. Dude can be cocky all he wants.
"Colorado" and "smite" are not on the same calibur of awesomeness. Nice try, but it made zero sense.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SINGLED OUT GD.
Seriously ... it's times like this where I have no idea how it is we've managed to remain friends.
Every time I get up and read what you posted after I go to bed I laugh and laugh.
ReplyDeleteHe will be hot will dark hair. His blonde tones down his hotness. It is true.
I know it made no sense which is why I can't use the words I like saying in most situations.
Hey, you know I single out a lot of guys. It is what I do.
You know ... you keep saying that GD isn't hot because he has blonde hair ...
ReplyDeleteWHEN TAE HAD MOTHER-FREAKING CORN ROWS!!!!
Yes, I went there.
I absolutely admit GD's brilliance when it comes to making songs and performing.
ReplyDeleteWhen he starts performing, he owns the stage AND ME TOO.
However, T.O.P rules the physical department.
Smexy, period.
...and that voice.
Do I need to say more?
Once he has his solo album released, I will buy the album WITH poster included.
No questions need to be asked.
Excuse me for raving about T.O.P in your GD-related post.
I think T.O.P. and GD are on different levels of sexy.
ReplyDeleteGD is like, "Hm, you're oddly appealing and I can't seem to get enough of you," sexy.
T.O.P. is like, "OH MY GODDDDDDD!" sexy.
That's okay, it's understandable for you to have T.O.P. on the brain. He's still on my, just GD is on the forefront.
Hey now....I have not see the corn rows that you speak of and I don't want to for that reason. It is better if I don't see that. :( He is really hot now and that is all that matters.
ReplyDeleteGD has the blonde hair now.
T.O.P. is just HOT, he has the eyes that seem to undress you when he looks at you and his voice is sex. Not to mention that he has a hot body and a nice jaw. :)
Whatever, I think GD and Han Geng are pretty much the only Asian men who can pull it off. And it's insanely better if you don't see him like that, because he looks like an extra in Malibu's Most Wanted.
ReplyDeleteT.O.P.'s jaw ... I really don't think I can come up with anything negative to say about him. Ever.
Young Bae's cornrowns weren't that bad. TKPA how can you such a horrible woman.. so easily swayed by the charms of that blondie player. TOP does not like but he understands. It almost happened to me too, but my TOP love is strong and I have a Tempo Jjang track to keep me on track. Then Iris came out and all was right in my heart once more.
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