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Sex Apprentice was chosen today not only because it's the day of his movie debut, but also because the poor baby has been diagnosed with H1N1. Which means we cannot lust over his abs until he recovers from it and the ankle injury. (Are you doing this to punish us, Sex Apprentice?)
I give him a perfect 10, because every time he lifts that shredded shirt and gives that cocky grin, I fall in love with him all over again. TKPJ gives the abs a 9. If only you could see the look I just gave her.
1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion
You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Joonie will be judged. You have until midnight!
TKPA
- Intro
- "Get it right, get it straight."
- Who are we?
- Donghae is TKPA's baby daddy!
- TKPJ's nicknames for Super Junior
- TKPA is better than Microsoft Word
- The fight for Kyuhyun
- Apparently the blog is stalkerish
- More Kyuhyun fighting
- No pre-marital for Siwon ... or Tae
- The King of Foreplay's Scepter
- Ridiculous questions
- TKPJ's Armageddon accent
- More ridiculous questions
- Dance off: TKPJ v. Jokwon
- HE'S FIFTEEN!
- Tequila Fest
- Back off T.O.P., TKPJ
- The pretzel pose?
- TKPJ has something against SeungHo
- "Whatever, shut up."
- Netizens are scary
- How we'd dress the male idols
- Hi to my 12-year-old reader
- Don't tell me your age
- Floorplay?
- How can TKPJ mention Japan when we're talking about Koreans?
- Go to Village Inn
- Kimchi is not for us Westerners
- Ling ding dong
- What's your favorite zoo animal?
- The reason TKPA doesn't talk dirty about Super Junior
- 2PM is like a casual fling
- BIGBANG is just a one night stand
- TKPJ sounds like Minnie Mouse, TKPA sounds like a Valley Girl
- THE LUBE RAP!
- Thank you
- Trend for G-Dragon and Se7en
- Follow TKPJ
- Shout outs!
- J, you don't have to worry.
Open this link in a new window and download it (that way you can follow along with the nifty little outline above!). Enjoy :)
The K-Pop Addict
The K-Pop Junkie
I love this man. He's so incredibly gorgeous and sexy. And damn are his lips plump and juicy.
Beautiful. Kind of resembles God of Lips and Lips of Sex, huh? They all must have the same great-great-great grandfather that passed on luscious lip genes.
I'm glad that Dirrrty Geek is my boyfriend. Yes, my boyfriend. I even placed him in that category. Some might say that I won't be able to tolerate his addiction to Starcraft, but they're wrong. See, I'm a bit of an insomniac myself, so while he's awake in the middle of the night, playing Starcraft and developing zombie eyes, and I'm lying next to him in bed on my laptop blogging for all of you and developing zombie eyes, we'll be insomniacs together.
And then when it's time to go to actually go to sleep, we won't. Instead we'll get naked and we'll act out all of the dirty things I just blogged about while he totally dominates me. By the time we actually cuddle up next to each other, bodies still damp with sex-sweat, we'll only have an hour of sleep before the alarm goes off.
Besides, you know that Kyu would totally blow off playing and watching Starcraft for me. I'm not asking him to give it up entirely or anything like that, but if I were to say, "Kyu, babe, come to bed" all suggestively, he'd look at me, look at his computer, look back at me, look back at his computer, sigh, and then he'd toss me over his shoulder, freely and willingly taking me back into the bedroom to dominate me. Because doesn't he just look like the type to dominate in bedroom activities?
I'm telling you ... you gotta watch out for those maknaes.
In short ... Kyuhyun in my boyfriend. Sorry, TKPJ.
TKPA
This post is just general details for both of these trending topic missions, just so we're all on the same page! I'm going to try to make this as specific as possible, but if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
G-Dragon's TT
When We're Doing This:
South Korea - Saturday, December 5, 11:00 AM
Australia (New South Wales) - Saturday, December 5, 1:00 PM
Malaysia - Saturday, December 5, 10:00 AM
United Kingdom (England) - Saturday, December 5, 2:00 AM
United States EST - Friday, December 4, 9:00 PM
United States PST - Friday, December 4, 6:00 PM
Why We're Doing This:
G-Dragon is holding his first solo concert, so this is our way of celebrating it!
Hash-tags:
#gdragon and #jiyongshowl
Requirements:
Try to make your tweet pertain to G-Dragon. You can say good luck, "hwaiting," include pictures, videos, whatever you want. The original post can be found here.
Se7en's TT
When We're Doing This:
South Korea - Sunday, December 6, 10:00 AM
Australia (New South Wales) - Sunday, December 6, 12:00 PM
Malaysia - Sunday, December 6, 9:00 AM
United Kingdom (England) - Sunday, December 6, 1:00 AM
United States EST - Saturday, December 5, 8:00 PM
United States PST - Saturday, December 5, 5:00 PM
Why We're Doing This:
Not only is Se7en returning to South Korea from his album duties in America, but he'll also be making a special appearance at G-Dragon's concert.
Hash-tag:
#SE7EN (all caps)
Requirements:
Try to make your tweet pertain to Se7en. You can say good luck, "hwaiting," include pictures, videos, whatever you want. The original post can be found here.
General Guidelines That You MUST Follow
1. DO NOT SPAM! Your tweet should not (I repeat, SHOULD NOT) look like this:
#gdragon #gdragon #gdragon #gdragon OR
#jiyongshowl #jiyongshowl #jiyongshowl #jiyongshowl OR
#jiyongshowl #gdragon #jiyongshowl #grdragon OR
#SE7EN #SE7EN #SE7EN #SE7EN OR
#gdragon #SE7EN #gdragon #SE7EN
THAT IS SPAM AND IT DOES NOT COUNT.
2. DO NOT DO IT BEFORE THE DESIGNATED TIME, EVEN IF IT IS DECEMBER 5TH OR 6TH IN YOUR TIME ZONE.
The way trending topics work is for a mass amount of people to tweet the same hash-tag at the same time. If you start doing it earlier than the designated time ... it'll be pointless and it will not make trending topics, which is what we want! Also, please don't start tweeting for Se7en on the 5th. We'll get to him the next day, but focus on one man at a time.
3. IT ISN'T THE NUMBER OF TWEETS, BUT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE TWEETING.
I've been promoting G-Dragon's TT for almost a month now, but it's never too late to start spreading the word. The more people we have doing this, the more successful it will be!
4. UNLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT DURING TRENDING!
It will not show up in trending topics if your account is set to private! Just unlock it for the time being and as soon as you are done tweeting for the day/night, you can reset it to private.
5. ONE HASH-TAG PER TWEET.
Because that is also spam, and spam is unwated. Do you think they deserve spam? No, they don't.
These guidelines have been followed previously for making T.O.P, Taeyang, and Dara a trending topic, so they've been proven to work! Follow them closely!
If you have any questions, please email me and I'll get back to you quickly!
Dirrrty Geek: I have a confession to make. I slept with a fan last night.
Arms of Sex: Don't forget to mention that you did it on my bed.
Dirrrty Geek: I did it on Hae's bed. There, happy?
Abmighty Shisus: That's funny, Kyu. She slept with me hours earlier.
MC: I just wanted to know what you guys thought of the new album ...
Thanks to Valeska (@nengvaleska) for sending in the picture and caption!
TKPA
Whenever you see me online, talk to me. I mean it. I know I haven't really been on all forms of communication the past week, because I've been super busy. But when you do see me online, don't hesitate. I only go on those messengers when I am available to chat, so you won't be bothering me!
This is a reason why you should talk to me. I'm funny and I'm nice and I'm actually a little more graphic off the blog.
TKPA: good thing about my job is that when i'm on the floor i have a major OCD tendency and having to keep folding and refolding jeans so i have to crouch down on the floor a lot. yeah, my thighs and butt are going to be so muscular and nice. Ji will love it
TKPA: hahaha
TKPA: fuck they hurt so bad
CJ: you are getting Dae thighs
CJ: GD will call you thighs of pleasure
CJ: ha ha
TKPA: yessss
CJ: that way you can wrap them around his hips & hold him tight
CJ: it will be your GD grip
TKPA: like a python haha
TKPA: a dragon and a python. good combo.
CJ: hmmm we need to combine that some how...like Brangelina
CJ: Dragthon or
TKPA: that sounds like a marathon of drag-queens
CJ: pyragon
CJ: ha ha hahahah
CJ: GD would love that
TKPA: ughhhhh. why you gotta do that? lol
CJ: well ya know he would
TKPA: my python grip will squeeze the cherry-flavored venom outta the dragon
CJ: ha ha you know that's right squeeze those cherries dry!
TKPA: but dragons don't howl, they breathe fire
TKPA: HEYYY
TKPA: maybe i'll just make him smoke a cigarette
CJ: ha hahah
TKPA: and he can puff little O's out
CJ: i think you bring all of the beasts out of him
TKPA: i bring out the closet freaks in everyone. that's my contribution to the world.
TKPA: i'm sooo putting this convo on the blog
CJ: you should
CJ: I am still thinking of the combo name
TKPA: i like pyragon haha
CJ: yeah like pyromania because you two are a hot combination!
CJ: Fire Fire!!
TKPA: haha beavis & butthead
CJ: that is what I was going for
CJ: TM
CJ: ha ha
CJ: your new thighs of steel wrapping around his wide hips -LOTS of friction - FIRE FIRE! Pyragon ignites!!
TKPA: HAHAHAHA. WIIIIIIN
So, yeah ... Master GD's and my "official couple name" is now Pyragon. Use it lovingly and frequently.
You should definitely talk to me. Contact info is on the sidebar!
TKPA
Mixed feelings about this.
On the one hand, your massive ... um ... well ... the One-Eyed Dragon is wanting to make an appearance. You know I'm all for that, really. Maybe the One-Eyed Dragon was getting a little jealous that I did a post all about Sex God's Concealed Weapon and wanted me to pay attention to him and only him.
On the other hand ... yeah, the One-Eyed Dragon needs to show himself to me in private and not make his presence known at an awards show. There's a time and place for everything, babe.
Come on ... you didn't actually think I'd pass up a chance to post this, right?
TKPA
