MBC Star Auditions are Coming to America!

You think you have what it takes to be the next K-Pop idol?

MBC Star Audition is holding it's second season of auditions in Los Angeles this year, so if you're able to hop on a plane and make your dream of singing on stage with your oppa become a reality, then there shouldn't be anything stopping you!

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When: July 16, 2011

Where: Sheraton Los Angeles Downtown Hotel (711 South Hope Street, Los Angeles, CA 90017)

Details: First round picks will be flown to Korea courtesy of MBC in an elimination-style process until there is only one contestant standing. First place winner wins a cash prize and a dance to debut as a singer in Korea.

Requirements: Anyone who can sing at least one song in Korean, regardless of age, gender, or ethnicity. (But if you're a professional singer, already under contract, move along and let someone else's dreams come true).

Application Submissons: June 9th through July 15th (so hurry up!)

For further information, check out the Facebook page OR visit here OR you can call +1-310-243-6930

Thanks to Derek Lee from RPOV for emailing me the information so I can pass it along to all of you!

Good luck and if you make it to Korea, be sure to let me know! :)



P.O, You Have No Idea What's Awaiting You

Never have I ever been this lustful over a maknae. Never.

While watching "Freeze" by the new, hot, gorgeous rookie group, Block B, I was totally leaning toward making Zico or B-Bomb or Jaehyo my bias to love, cherish, and obsess over infinite amounts until death do us part. Those are three equally sexy men, and Zico seemed to be winning leaps and bounds (because you all know how I love my rappers, and I especially love it when their fashion sense is outlandish and downright ridiculous).

And then P.O came along.


Guys, I was done for. Like how could I not just fall apart and melt into a huge puddle of fangirl after hearing that voice? If I love rappers with off the wall fashion ... I love rappers with deep voices even more. And oh my God, a younger T.O.P sound-a-like who is equally gorgeous and dorky ... seriously? What did I do in a former life to make the K-pop Gods reward me with such an amazing gift?

Thank goodness you are eighteen, P.O. You are going to be talked about frequently. And I am so happy that only one person voted for you in the Cervix Punchers because now I can only share you with her. Don't worry, bb. I will work extra hard to make sure others see the fresh sex appeal that is just legally waiting for us to consume.

Oh, it's going to be a great summer.


You should watch the video below and fall in love with him. And yes, I am tweeting this post to Cho PD.

Side note: He even looks like T.O.P!!!!!!! No wonder I freaking love this kid.



I'm Scared of Boyfran

Boyfrans and gurlfrans ... I was severely creeped out by the new MV for rookie group Boyfriend's song "Boyfriend." And believe it or not it had nothing to do with the cutesy factor of the concept. It's a cute song, it deserves a cute concept.

It was the plastic, Ken doll members that kind of gave me the creeps. Not even Ken doll, because they're too pretty. They're more like masculine Barbie dolls. They look animated, computerized. Especially the blonde one with the big ass eyes (sorry, I don't know who is who). Just the way he moves his head with those eyes ... kind of reminds me of the little girl in The Exorcist. Just saying.

Can anyone give me names of who is who? I know three of them are fifteen, so just tell me who the twenty-one-year-old is so I can be his gurlfran.

I can't wait to see more from them in the future, and I especially can't wait until the blonde dyes his hair to a more natural color and thus not scare me anymore.

Names, please!


And the Results Are In!

Thanks to everyone who voted! 142 comments, over 840 votes! :)

As you know, we're doing a new twist on things this time around. At the bottom of this post is a list for the ranking Top 15 and a poll in which I would really like you to choose just one idol that's the best of the best. The Top 15 are really surprising this time around, and it makes me glad that so many of you silent blog-stalkers participated in something! I know it was you!

Brief little paragraph here on something that I must address: I strictly said no voting for Taemin. I don't have anything against him, he just doesn't meet the criteria of this category. In July, he will be eighteen, and in August, you can go crazy in voting for him. There were some people who expressed excitement for August, and some people talked about him. They did not vote for him. And like I said, if you voted for "he-who-must-not-be-named-because-he-isn't-legal" I would delete it and not count it at all. And I don't know what I'm more upset at, the fact that some people refused to listen, or that some people honestly thought I was stupid enough not to know who they were talking about.

Wait until August!

Here are all of the results for the May Edition of the Cervix Punchers:

The Ones Who Received One, Lonely Vote:

Lee Seunggi
Eric (Shinhwa)
LeeU (formerly F.Cuz)
No Min Woo (TRAX)
Jay Kim (TRAX)
Lee Min Ho
Verbal Jint
Yoo Ah-In
Kibum (formerly UKISS)
Dari (Dalmatian)
Young Won (Dalmatian)
Jeesu (Dalmatian)
Woohyun (Infinite)
Sunggy (Infinite)
Kim Jae Wook
Jinwoon (2AM)
B-Bomb (Block B)
U-Kwon (Block B)

The Ones Who Received Two Votes:

Kim Jong Kook
Kan (F.Cuz)
Soohyun (UKISS)
Jae Jin (FT Island)
Jungmin (SS501)
Changmin (2AM)
Mithra Jin (Epik High)
Chance (One Way)
Young Sky (One Way)
P.O (Block B)
Yo Seob (BEAST)
Kangin (Super Junior)
Junsu (JYJ)

The Ones Who Received Three Votes:

Doo Joon (BEAST)
Hyun Seung (BEAST)
Henry (Super Junior M)
Jong Hyun (CN Blue)
Jokwon (2AM)
Simon D (Supreme Team)
Jonghun (FT Island)

Almost, But Not Quite:

#25 Jang Keun Suk (4 votes)

#24 Kwang Hee (ZE:A) (5 votes)
#24 Eli (UKISS) (5 votes)
#24 Wooyoung (2PM) (5 votes)
#24 Yoochun (JYJ) (5 votes)
#24 AJ (BEAST) (5 votes)
#24 Thunder (MBLAQ) (5 votes)
#24 Yesung (Super Junior) (5 votes)

#23 Seulong (2AM) (6 votes)

#22 Tablo (Epik High) (7 votes)
#22 YoungHwa (CN Blue) (7 votes)
#22 Zico (Block B) (7 votes)

#21 Junho (2PM) (8 votes)
#21 Dongwoon (BEAST) (8 votes)
#21 G.O (MBLAQ) (8 votes)
#21 Han Geng (formerly Super Junior) (8 votes)
#21 Eunhyuk (Super Junior) (8 votes)
#21 Kiseop (UKISS) (8 votes)

#20 Rain (9 votes)
#20 Hongki (FT Island) (9 votes)
#20 Mir (MBLAQ) (9 votes)

#19 Chansung (2PM) (11 votes) - (Previously #5)

#18 Junsu (2PM) (12 votes)
#18 Nichkhun (2PM) (12 votes)
#18 Jay Park (12 votes)
#18 Zhou Mi (Super Junior M) (12 votes)
#18 Hyungjoon (SS501) (12 votes)

#17 Yunho (JYJ) (13 votes)
#17 Sungmin (Super Junior) (13 votes)

#16 Changmin (TVXQ) (15 votes)
#16 Leeteuk (Super Junior) (15 votes)

And the Top 15 Are:

#15 Junhyung (BEAST) (16 votes)

#14 Jonghyun (SHINee) (17 votes)

#13 Donghae (Super Junior) (18 votes)
#13 Siwon (Super Junior) (18 votes)
#13 Se7en (18 votes)

#12 Jaejoong (JYJ) (19 votes)

#11 Taeceyon (2PM) (20 votes)

#10 Seungho (MBLAQ) (21 votes) - HE FINALLY MADE IT!
#10 Key (SHINee) (21 votes)

#9 Minho (SHINee) (22 votes)
#9 Seungri (BIGBANG) (22 votes)

#8 Joon (MBLAQ) (25 votes)

#7 Onew (SHINee) (29 votes)

#6 Daesung (BIGBANG) (30 votes)


#4 Heechul (Super Junior) (37 votes) - He has all of your lady bits as voodoo dolls.

#3 Kyuhyun (Super Junior) (39 votes) - HE FINALLY BROKE THE TOP FIVE. GET IT, KYU.

#2 G-Dragon (BIGBANG) (49 votes) - I would expect nothing less from the Master.


BUT NOW HERE COMES "THE TWIST"! Vote below for only one man in the Top 15! You have until next Friday and we will then see who is truly the best of the best!

Who is the Ultimate Cervix Puncher?

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