YOU SHOULD DONATE!

T.O.P WANTS HIS SUNGLASSES!

HE WILL CRY IF HE DOESN'T GET THEM!

 

Take part in the project for the BIGBANG Anniversary Gifts!

All the info you need to know is in the upper part of the right side bar.

Just to the right, look over there now!

Are you looking?

Are you excited?

Are you going to send postcards?

Are you going to send birthday cards?

Are you going to donate?

Are you going to spread the word?

Such a Classic Picture of G-Dragon

YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT I WOULD NOT POST THIS ON BIGBANG FRIDAY DID YOU?

C'mon, how could I not?

Oh, GD ... GD, GD.

Baby, baby.

TKPA

TWO LAYERS!

No words can express how happy I am (how happy we all are) that T.O.P is slowly but surely shedding those layers.

Eventually, he will be down to one layer. ONE LAYER.

I hope there is a heatwave over Seoul this summer, one that does not cause any actual harm, but is enough to make T.O.P walk around in ... in ... a tank top.

The day is fast approaching, I just feel it.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part III

Caption it!

(Note: You cannot caption Seungri. He didn't show flesh. He is banned this time around)

TKPA

Daesung is Happy I Lusted for Him

Yes, we have that once a month awkward moment in our friendship where I find him attractive because I have to do the right thing and give him equal amount of dirty time on the blog on BIGBANG Fridays, and because I know it's a change of pace for you all to read something not PG in relation to Daesung, but still ...

I broke that when the "Tell Me Goodbye" MV came out, as you all know. I kind of became really attracted to him when he was singing in the rain. That cannot be allowed in order for us to maintain our friendship. It just can't. Yes, he's happy, but only because he had some bragging rights around the dorm for about a week. Now that everything is calming down, my spazzing has subsided and I can watch the video without having any thoughts bordering unsafe territory, we can go back to the usual strictly, friends only relationship.

I have missed you, buddy. Please wear shirts with sleeves or else I will have to once again ignore your texts asking to hang out.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part II

G-Dragon: E   R   Z   T   C   D

Taeyang: N   O   K   B   F   A

T.O.P: P   Q   X   H   F   T

Daesung: Um, E ... R ... no, X ... F ... wait, is that a P? Okay, P ... H ... and, um ... Q? O? D?

Oh, Daesung ... you must have seen T.O.P without clothing.

TKPA

These are Two of My Favorite Things!

G-Dragon's puckered lips and T.O.P's smoldering sex eyes are perhaps two of my favorite things involved in the whole dysfunctional/perverted world of K-Pop.

They're quite beautiful, aren't they?

The way those pink, juicy babies look so warm, so inviting. They just want to be loved and they just want to give love. And ... you know ... sweet, slightly wet kisses.

And the way those brooding, sizzling eyes gaze at you, piercing deep into your soul, knowing all of your most intimate thoughts, hypnotizing you.

Two of my favorite things that will never go away, never change. No matter what they're wearing or what stupid thing they did to their hair ... those lips and eyes. Mmm.

TKPA

I Never Thought I Would Tag You in the "WTF Files," Taeyang

But WTF is this, Taeyang?!

I don't understand why a stylist would purposely do this to you. Did you lose a bet or something? I know you didn't make anyone mad by being a complete ass to them, because you're too nice and too Christian to be an ass to anyone.

Well, maybe they're pissed at you because you wouldn't sleep with them? Public humiliation is often the result of a scorned woman ... or man.

I am really just at a loss for words. You're like a Charlie Chaplin hobo, complete with bronzer blush, a cheap version of Rain's heinous wig, and a silk scarf around your neck and an ugly fur-lined jacket on your shoulders.

Just ... wow.

I can't believe this is the post that I am doing on Taeyang, the King of Foreplay, on BIGBANG Friday. This is just ... wow.

No, seriously, did you lose a bet or something? That has to be the only excuse for this.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part I

T.O.P: I really have that Blue Steel look perfected, don't I?

Taeyang: My pores are huge.

G-Dragon: I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk!

Daesung: What happened to all the testosterone in this group?

TKPA

I Warned You, Seungri

I gave you one month to show flesh, but you haven't. And I am making good on my threat, because I feel that is the only way that you will learn your lesson.

You are not going to be a part of BIGBANG Friday this time around. It's sad, I know. But it is all your fault. Yes, captions might be a little difficult, but I have that figured out.

So, Seungri, I am not totally ticked at you. As a matter of fact, this is the only type of love you are receiving from me tonight:

My feet are always cold, so you should at least keep them warm for the rest of the night. If you aren't going to show your abs, then it is the least you can do.

You have an entire month to get back into my good graces.

TKPA

BIGBANG Anniversary Gifts: Questions & Answers

I have received a lot of questions about this, so I decided to explain it in further detail so to avoid any confusion in the future. This is a very long post, but I have tried to answer as much as possible, so please read this very carefully. All questions from this point on that I receive will be redirected to this post.

Q: What are the postcards for?

A: The postcards are a way for you to write your messages to BIGBANG to let them know your support and love for them, and they are also a way for the boys to see that they do have fans from all over the globe. Yes, they know that they have fans all over, but they don't necessarily get to hear much from those of us living outside of Asia.

Q: But isn't postage expensive?

A: It really is not. I once sent a small package weighing less than a pound to Indonesia and it cost $2.12 USD. A small envelope with a few postcards and birthday cards will not cost much. The more things you add to it, obviously the more it will weigh and the more postage will cost. But if you keep it to six postcards (which weigh virtually nothing) and two birthday cards (a little heavier, but still not that much weight), then postage should not be expensive.

I checked the USPS website, and they have international postage rates available. For instance, if you live in Indonesia, Malaysia, or the Philippines, and the envelope you send is a large, flat envelope (not a traditional, letter one) and weighs three ounces, postage will cost you $2.82 USD (26,159.6 IDR, 9.36093 MYR, 131.688 PHP). Check out the website and see how much it will roughly cost. I did the math and figured out that six postcards and two greeting cards will weigh approximately three ounces. That's the max number you are allowed to send to me, so it should not be any heavier than 3.5 ounces.

I strongly, strongly urge you to do this. Even if you don't donate toward the gifts for the boys, at least let them hear your messages of support and love.

Q: Can my friends and I send our postcards in one envelope?

A: Sure thing! As long as you all pitch in with the postage cost, I don't mind at all!

Q: Can I make a homemade birthday card for G-Dragon?

A: Absolutely! Be creative! Even if you want to make a homemade postcard, you're more than welcome! There are only a few requirements to both the postcards and the birthday cards (details below).

Q: Can we send candy or small gifts along with the postcards?

A: I'm sorry, I have to say no. Simply because of customs. If you send a small package to me (and live overseas), you must fill out a customs label. Also, it will be more for me to list on the tiny, tiny customs label I will have to fill out when I send everything to @aa_chan in August. And I am not joking when I say they're tiny labels!

If you all really insist on sending them candy or something sweet, we will see how much money is left over after the big gifts are purchased, and then I will take an appropriate amount out for shipping (which will be costly), and then I will see what is left for things like candy. That is if an only if there is enough funding left over.

As far as the small gifts, also no. Rather than spending the money on the small gift and candy and then shipping it to me, you could take that amount and donate it. It will go directly to paying for the boys' gifts.

Q: What are the guidelines?

A: There are eight guidelines.

1. All messages TO BIGBANG must be written in English. I'm sorry, but I don't speak any other languages and I just want to make sure nothing too inappropriate (i.e. negative) is being said. If you're uncomfortable with your English, or you're not sure how to say something, then email me and I will be more than happy to help you figure out what you want to say. (Place "English Help for BB" in the subject line!) Things written on store bought greeting cards or text on the postcard may be in your native language.
2. The postcard can have anything on it, but try to avoid the ones that say "Wish you were here" on it. Suggestions on where to find them would be your local grocery store, pharmacy/drug store, and honestly the best place to get them would be a tourist information center (if you have one near you).
3. As for birthday cards, they can be funny, serious, heartfelt, etc... Whatever you wish to send him.
4. Please do not seal the card envelopes, as I need to check to make sure it is written in English! I will seal them for you!
5. Include your name, age, and country. You can write your last name, I don't particularly care. That is up to you.
6. If you want to include your Twitter URL, you're more than welcome. However, please no email addresses. I'll either white it out or throw it away if I see an email address.
7. Six postcards per sender. If you and your friend want to send six each, then obviously there will be twelve.
8. Two birthday cards per sender. The same rule applies if you and a friend want to combine yours in one envelope.

You also must fill out this form and email it to me.

Name:

Twitter URL:

Age:

Country (include state if in U.S.):

Number of postcards:

Number of birthday cards:

If you and your friends are going to combine yours, then you MUST fill out the same form for them in the body of the email. So if three of you are going to do this together, then there should be three little forms in one email. This way when I receive an envelope with fifteen postcards, I will know exactly who it is from. I will email you all back upon receiving them in the mail.

Q: Why do we have to fill out that form?

A: Because it does two things.

1. It tells me that you will be participating and that I should expect it in the mail.
2. This is how you get my mailing address. I will not put it on the blog. You must email me. I honestly do not care if you feel weird about emailing me. If you want to participate in this, then you absolutely must email me or else you cannot participate. Case closed.

Q: How are we supposed to send these to you?

A: If you are sending only postcards, place them in a small (6 inch x 9 inch) manilla envelope (CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I included a DVD case in the photo so you get the idea of its size). If you are sending cards, obviously you need a bit bigger of an envelope, but only big enough to fit it in. I highly recommend finding the self-sealing envelopes OR placing a piece of clear packing tape across the flap to make sure it does not open during its postal journey.

The reason I am asking you to send them all in one envelope is so when we go to give the boys their postcards, they won't have my address on them. Which, you know, could be a good thing having BIGBANG know my address, but still ... It also looks a lot nicer, neater, not having an address on it (and it will give you a bit more room to write your message, too!).

Q: When is the deadline for everything?

A: There are a few deadlines:

• Postcards and birthday cards: July 10th. This way I have plenty of time to receive them in the mail, and it will also give me some time to put them in some nice photo album or something, so they will have it all in one special place.
• Donation deadline for gifts: July 1st. This will give us plenty of time to raise enough money and it will give me almost one month to receive these products in the mail.
• Donation deadline for miscellaneous: July 10th. What's "miscellaneous," you ask? Shipping, packing supplies, maybe candy, albums to place postcards in, something to place birthday cards in, etc ... These are a lot of expenses that need to be covered that will be too expensive for me to pick up on my own! I will pay half of shipping out of my own pocket, and for the wrapping paper and ribbons and boxes/bags for the gifts to be placed in, as well as donate to both the gifts and the boxers.

Q: How much do we need to collect?

A: Okay ... this is the heartbreaking point of the post. Sorry about this guys, but I really do believe that we can collectively meet this amount goal. I broke it down so we all know roughly how much each thing will cost:

• Gifts for BIGBANG - $250 USD - T.O.P = $45, G-Dragon = $80, Taeyang = $35, Seungri = $35, and Daesung = $40. Note: We have not figured out a gift for Daesung, but I will allot him $40 to be sure. Yes, I realize that does not add up to $250, but I am adding a bit of a cushion just in case and to cover shipping and handling costs.
• Shipping - $35 USD - Like I just mentioned half the shipping cost will come out of my own pocket, and shipping will be expensive! I'm figuring that it will estimate about $70 USD total. It might be a bit cheaper than that, but I want to be on the safe side.
• Miscellaneous - $125 USD - I feel that this should be more than enough to take care of finding something to place the postcards in, the birthday cards in, and possibly candy.

Total cost for everything: $410 USD

I know it's a lot, guys, but I really do think that we will be able to accomplish this. I am sad that I had to cancel the TKPA boxers, but I know that they will have to be received at another time. If we included them in the total cost for everything, we would have to raise $515.44. I know that is too much to ask of you all in such a short amount of time, and quite honestly, the gifts are more important than the boxers.


Thanks for everything!

The K-Pop Addict

I Think I Know Joon's Favorite Sex Act

Is it me, or does Sex Apprentice frequently pose with his head tilted back like that?

Eyes closed?

Grin of pure euphoria on his face?

Yeah, I feel confident in saying that our dear Joonie loves receiving orogenitalism. He probably even loves irrumation.

See, look ... not only do I give you dirty thoughts, but I also expand your vocabulary!

TKPA

Taemin ... You're Evil

You're evil, Jailbait Taemin. Pure evil.

With your little seductive way you glare at the camera in the "Ring Ding Dong" MV. With the way you totally do not look sixteen.

You're just evil for the next year and two months.

July 18, 2012 needs to hurry, so I can write about you in the way that I write about all other idols. Until then, you're jailbait and totally off limits.

TKPA

WHAT. THE. HELL.

AJ ... sweet, AJ ... what the hell did you let them do to you?!

Well, okay, the revealing mass amounts of skin is major bonus points in my book, but you look so ... pissed? Depressed? Totally emotionless? Maybe you do look a bit pissed off, more than anything. I would be too if I had to wear that necklace/fishnet thing around my neck. No, it really does look like a bunch of oysters caught in a fishnet.

And the gun in your hand ... it's just wrong. It kind of makes me feel like you're about to commit suicide, just the way you're sitting and that look on your face.

As far as the antlers go ... I'm just going to completely skip over that FAIL and move on.

I will admit, Hyun Seung has been looking a lot better lately. I'm gradually starting to warm up to him, mainly because he has finally sorted out the whole hair situation. But what his stylists did to him is just cruel.

The feather thing he's sitting on looks like a tail. The way he's hunched over, the way his legs are positioned, looks like a pose almost every female celebrity in the entire world has done at least once in her career. The shoes ... I mean, come on. If you're going to pose the man in the way you'd pose a woman, at least give him some butch looking army boots or something! The pearls around his neck do not help in the least bit.

AND NEITHER DO THOSE BLACK FUCKING CLAWS FOR NAILS. Really? REALLY?! Evil cows, you should wear JYP's clear pants for the rest of your lives for doing this to him.

NOW IT IS TIME FOR ALL CAPS, BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY TICKED BEYOND REASON THAT THIS IS IN EXISTENCE.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BADASS JUN HYUNG?! THIS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME WARY OF HIM YET STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO HIS BADASS SEX FACTOR.

NO, THIS MAKES ME WANT TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AND THEN CRY ONCE I REALIZE THAT THIS MAN IS NOT THE LEAST BIT SEXY DRESSED LIKE THIS.

HE LOOKS LIKE A FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL PROSTITUTE. IS THAT A FUCKING DRESS HE IS WEARING?! WHAT THE HELL?! AND THE GOLD TIGHTS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM HIS LEGS IMMEDIATELY AND BURNED, FOR THOSE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEY DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKING TOUCHED JUN HYUNG'S FLESH.

THE BOOTS ARE TACKY AND ONLY FURTHER ADD TO THE UNDERAGE PROSTITUTE EXAMPLE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEING PIMPED OUT AT A FUCKING RODEO. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE METAL VIKING HELMET? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU PIMPING HIM OUT AT?!

Evil fucking cows that are BEAST's stylists have struck again. I hate to say this ... but today I looked at Jun Hyung and felt nothing.

Thanks a lot, evil cows.

TKPA

T.O.P and His Three Layers

I swear, Sex God absolutely loves wearing at least three layers of clothing.

Lately he's been working out, and he is becoming a bit more confident in the revealing of smoldering sex flesh. That makes me happy, even if my eyes will burn because of the radiating sex coming from his skin. There are just some sacrifices in life I am willing to make.

I figured out the "layer" system, the significance and importance of each one.

• Layer 1: The primary layer, the most important one. This layer significantly cuts down on any sex appeal that his skin might give off. However, worn just by itself, there is still a great risk of having it removed by a rabid, sexually frustrated fan girl.
• Layer 2: This layer diminishes even further the sex appeal, but any mystery is non-existent, for one is still able to make out the general shape of the wearer. There is still a hint of smoldering sex, but it's subtle enough to the fan girl eye. There usually is no need for a third layer.
• Layer 3: This layer is to totally piss off fan girls. It is unnecessary and unwanted. It leaves too much mystery, making fan girls question profusely what exactly is hiding underneath all that fabric.

Hopefully one day soon, Layer 3 will no longer be an issue.

TKPA

Perez Hilton & K-Pop ... Hmm

I honestly have no idea why I decided to write about this, but I did so ...

I've seen a lot of tweets from you all about Perez Hilton and your dislike for him posting K-Pop on his blog. You're all entitled to your opinion, I'm not saying you're wrong or criticizing it in any way, shape, or form. I think maybe I just see a different side of things when it comes to his association with K-Pop, so I can't really hate on him too much.

I asked you all on Twitter how you felt about him and K-Pop, and some of you responded back (thank you, by the way). 

In a nutshell:

• Not really sure how to feel or don't care either way
• Dislike due to bad publicity towards idols
• Bad publicity is good publicity

I know what you mean, I get it. I get ticked off too when I read some of the comments people leave. For one, the grammar on 90% of them is atrocious and I think anyone who cannot comprehend the difference between "there" "their" and "they're" needs to go back to elementary school (those learning to speak English are excused). But also, you must take into consideration one thing:

What do your friends who don't listen to K-Pop say when you play them a song or show them a video?

They look at you like you're insane, right? I get it all the time from my friends and family. (I think that's why I love you all so much). People are very critical about things they don't understand, it is human nature.

I pulled a few comments from the video for "Lollipop 2" he posted.

"This is some of the worst crap I have ever heard!!! If this is a band you are promoting then you are in trouble!! If you like it you have no credibility to be on idol!! Oh yeah and nobody but your narscistic (sic) self thought ht (sic) Perez doll was clever or funny~"

"i hope these boys are gay there is no reason for grown ass men to be dressed that way"

"Proving once again that you know nothing about good music, Mario (as if your concert tour, or recording label didn't make that perfectly clear). "K-pop" and "amazingness" don't belong in the same sentance (sic)."

You get the point. Sad thing is that since his blog is so big and he has people ghostwrite for him (because there is absolutely no way a graduate of NYU writes "staid" instead of "stayed"), the option of screening comments and reading everything people post is impossible. At the same time, people are entitled to their own thoughts, no matter how idiotic they may be.

The reason I can't hate on him is because ... well, you should know by now ...

Perez Hilton is the person who introduced me to K-Pop.

If I did not read his blog a few times a week, I would not have stumbled upon Super Junior's "Sorry, Sorry." And then I would not have become addicted to K-Pop, meaning that I would have never created this blog. In a kind of weird, twisted way ... I owe a lot to Perez promoting K-Pop.

Yes, he doesn't do it often, and he only showcases a few groups, but the fact remains that he is getting the word out there about them. If I became curious enough to check out Super Junior, to see more from them, then I am pretty sure that others out there have done the same.

However, I will say that the minute he starts posting negative comments about these idols ... oh, I will help assemble the mob with pitchforks and torches. He can't control what close-minded people think or say, so it isn't necessarily fair to blame him for that. And as for him not being the appropriate person to be the "spokesperson" for K-Pop internationally ... well, I'll be more than happy to fulfil that role.

I'll have the world wiping up their drool puddles off the floor. I should probably sell hankerchiefs if I ever earn that role, huh?

Oh, and I will also say this ... if the dude comes near G-Dragon or T.O.P or any of my idol babes and blogs about them in a way that I would ... HELL NO WILL I ALLOW THAT SHIT.

He can post videos all he wants, but once he goes after my boys ... na-uh. That won't be tolerated. Because whatever unfunny, lame attempt he makes at talking dirty about them would be just that: an unfunny, lame attempt. If I see one, "seksi," "HAWT," "yummers," or if he tells any of them to lose their pants ...

No. There can only be one dirty blogger in the K-Pop world. And that is me.

Feel free to go at it in the comment section!

TKPA

Suggestions? Like? Dislike? (G-Dragon)

By far the hardest person out of the whole group, honestly. Should we do rings? Should we do sunglasses? Should we do clothing? Should we do shoes?

@mizz_julie (via 21BANGS) sent me some shoe suggestions for G-Dragon. I narrowed it down to two different styles, but the final choice (meaning style and color) is totally up to you guys.

These are Hwang Kum Style high tops from YesStyle in black. They also have them in white, but I personally like the black better. They're $80.00 USD.

These are ISNOM Velcro High Tops, also from YesStyle. They have them in red, purple, white, and black, but I just chose one to put on the blog. They're $65.00 USD.

A lot of choices, I know. I personally like the first ones in black better, but this is a collective, group effort so we need everyone's opinion. And the only way to make sure we know everyone's choice is through a little poll! Check out both links above before making your choice!

Which shoes?

Hwang Kum Style (black)Hwang Kum Style (white)ISNOM high top (purple)ISNOM high top (red)ISNOM high top (white)ISNOM high top (black)

pollcode.com free polls

TKPA

Suggestions? Like? Dislike? (Seungri)

I am incredibly grateful that while I was going insane earlier trying to think of something for Seungri, omona did a post on him, revealing some intimate things about his life. Yes, there's the whole he-likes-Legos-now thing, and while that's a good idea, something else caught my attention. I think this would not only be a good gift for him, but also very thoughtful, as well.

He said he wants to get more into writing songs and be more involved in the music making process. That got my mind thinking that we should get him something to help with that. And I discovered this at Barnes and Noble online:

A place for him to write those lyrics in a leather journal. Total cost would be $34.95 USD.

I don't know why I'm really for this, I think maybe because it's sweet and it shows that we not only love him enough to get him a gift, but love him enough to get him a thoughtful gift. And if you're thinking, "I'm not sure ...," well then ... think of it like this ...

Say BIGBANG comes out with an amazing song. Like, a phenomenal, beautiful song. And it turns out that Seungri was the one who wrote it. And you know, he'll say that his awesome fans gave him a journal so he could write music in every day and night. Won't you feel amazing knowing that you're the cause of a huge hit?

Did I convince you? 

I mean, yes we could give him a shirt or something along those lines, something every other fan has given him. But it'd be cool to stand out a bit.

TKPA

Suggestions? Like? Dislike? (Daesung)

There were a few suggestions to get Daesung something Doraemon related. This is what I have found:

They are $13.95 USD. This is not a final decision. Merely a suggestion. If you can come up with anything better, then by all means, send me the link or comment below!

But just so we're kind of all on the same page of the general IDEA of what to get each member.

Let me know!

TKPA

Suggestions? Like? Dislike? (T.O.P)

So here will be the constantly changing post for all the things relating to T.O.P and the gift we will give him.

Those who commented on the main post and who emailed me suggested either getting rings or a pair of sunglasses for our smoldering Sex God. I figured I might as well check into the sunglasses option first before venturing into rings.

I have typed "unusual sunglasses," "unique sunglasses," and even "bizarre sunglasses" into the Google search engine so many times over the past twelve hours, it is ridiculous. Through one blogger I found an urban designer, Stevie Boi, and his line, SB Accessories. It was really tough trying to decide if we should give G-Dragon the glasses, as there are a lot of "GD-style" things in the online store.

But there were a few that I felt were meant for T.O.P to wear. I sent The Boyfriend my three picks and he chose this one. I really couldn't agree more:

They are $45 USD, not expensive in the slightest bit compared to some other ones.

THE SUNGLASSES ARE A FINAL DECISION!

TKPA

Gifts For BIGBANG's Fourth Anniversary!

Yes, we are going to be giving BIGBANG some gifts for their fourth anniversary! What kind of gifts? Well ... there's four parts to that. Yes, four!

PART ONE - TKPA BOXERS

Okay, so it isn't really a "gift," more like a shamless whoring/promotion on my part. And really, as much as I'd freak out to no end knowing that G-Dragon is reading things I have posted about him, I think that their reactions would be absolutely priceless, and I also think that Taeyang would blush. And it is one of my professional goals to make that man blush.

They will be slightly different from the 2PM boxers, and I just designed Taeyang's. It isn't official, so suggestions are welcome. What do you think?

I will design the rest of them tomorrow. I'm definitely, definitely the most excited about this!

TOTAL COST: $105.44 USD
DEADLINE: July 10th. (This gives me plenty of time to order them, receive them, and then send them to South Korea).


PART TWO - EXTRA GIFTS

This is where input is greatly, greatly needed and appreciated! We are going to send each one of them an extra little gift. Why not just the boxers? Two reasons.

1. G-Dragon's birthday is August 18th, the day before BIGBANG's anniversary. Obviously, we need to send him a little birthday gift, right? I mean, what the hell kind of obsessive freak would I be if I overlooked G Baby's birthday?
2. I really, really, REALLY want to send Taeyang a hat. I know, I know, he's saying he wants to shy away from wearing hats so much, but see ... this one will be awesome and he will wear it. Why?

For one, it is TKPA colors, and who the hell doesn't love my colors, right? Two, I know that it is a blank hat, but I know of this place who does embroidery on hats like this. And I was thinking of having "YB" embroidered onto it in black. Do you know how awesome it will be if he wears that hat during a performance? Do you know how hard you will fangirl (or fanboy) when you see that, knowing that you participated in giving him that?

It is a little gift, not very expensive. The hat is $15.99 USD, and I am not yet sure of the embroidery cost, but I can't see it being any more than $20 USD, so we will just say that it will cost approximately $35 USD.

(Note: We don't have to give him a hat. I am open to suggestions. But it's a prime example of something "little" that I am talking about).

And since those are two pretty solid reasons as to why we will be giving more than one gift, I need loads of suggestions as to what to get G-Dragon, T.O.P, Daesung, and Seungri (and Tae, if you're against the hat idea or have something better in mind). Try to remember that people will be needing to donate money for all of this, so let's not have something TOO expensive (unless you're willing to fork over some funds to cover it). Also, remember that since it will be shipped to South Korea, nothing too heavy as that will kill me in shipping and also make it very difficult to deliver.

You can either leave comments below or email me at tkpa@live.com with suggestions!

EDIT 05/19: For T.O.P's gift, click here! For Seungri's gift idea, click here! For Daesung's gift idea, click here! For G-Dragon's gift idea, click here!

TOTAL COST: TBA
DEADLINE: TBA (I will announce both of these when we have all five gifts decided)


PART THREE - POSTCARDS

Yes, this has been done before, but so what? I think it will be cool for them to know (or be reminded of, actually, because they already know) that they have fans worldwide.

Postcards are the simplest (and extremely cheap) way to do that. They cost maybe like $0.85 at the grocery store? I mean, very, very cheap.

Some guidelines:

1. Try to ignore any postcards with "wish you were here" on them. Try to find ones that have either your city or state or country name on them or of something "scenic" (beach, river, aerial shot of city, whatever).
2. ALL MESSAGES MUST BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH. I will be looking for anything negative, so be nice! (I know I don't have to tell you guys that!)
3. Include your name, age, and country.
4. You may include your Twitter URL (so they can see how many people are on Twitter and maybe they'll get the hint). NO EMAIL ADDRESSES.
5. Limit to six (6) postcards per person. You can have one for each member and one as a group, or six to one member. However you want to make the combination, just as long as it is six! Make sure you have whoever the postcard is directed to on it somewhere.

Place the postcards in a small (6x9, for example) manilla envelope in which you'll send to me (postage is really cheap, honest). MORE DETAILS ABOUT THIS BELOW! KEEP READING!

What I will do is take all of the ones for Seungri and put them together, all of the ones for T.O.P and put them together, and so on and so forth. It will be included as part of their "gifts."

DEADLINE: JULY 10TH


PART FOUR - BIRTHDAY CARDS FOR G-DRAGON

Again, we have to celebrate the glorious day in which Kwon Ji-Yong blessed the Earth with his presence. So you can send him some birthday cards!

Some guidelines:

1. They can be funny cards, cards with sounds, completely random cards. Whatever, as long as it's birthday themed. (Oh, and they can be handmade!)
2. The text inside the card and on the outside of the card may be in your native language.
3. HOWEVER ALL MESSAGES MUST BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH. Again, just to make sure nothing negative is being said.
4. Include your name, age, and country.
5. Please do NOT seal your cards in the envelopes! Leave them open! I will seal them for you! (So I can make sure the messages are in English, duh).
6. You may include your Twitter URL, but NO EMAIL ADDRESSES. And I have to say it, I just have to ... No phone numbers. Sorry, ladies!
7. Limit 2 cards.

Place in a manilla envelope. The size of it depends on the size of the cards.

DEADLINE: July 10th

Okay, if you're going to send postcards and birthday cards, then you absolutely must fill out this quick little form and email it to me at tkpa@live.com:

Name:

Twitter URL:

Age:

Country (include state if in U.S.):

Number of postcards:

Number of birthday cards:

If you email me that, it does two things. It tells me that you're going to be sending me something, and that I should expect it. If I don't receive it, then we have a problem. It also makes me email you back with my address (because as much as I love you all, I'm not going to post my address for everyone to see).

Okay, so email me or leave me comments suggesting what sort of gifts we will all collectively give to BIGBANG!

The link to donate is on the right sidebar at the very top! You can donate any amount! Obviously, the more the better for this, as some things might be a little expensive, but whatever you can give can add up! Tell your friends who are VIPs that are not avid blog stalkers (they ought to be!) to pitch in with whatever they can!

Let's show BIGBANG that we can have love for them, as well as dirty thoughts :)

And a big, big, big, big, BIG thanks to @aa_chan for agreeing to deliver everything for us! Tell him you love him :)

TKPA

NEW BIGBANG MV - "Tell Me Goodbye" Part II

I forgot two key things in the last post. I cannot believe I forgot these. Hopefully the King of Foreplay does not get too offended by my oversight and have me beheaded. That's not really the type of punishment he likes to give, though. He'd much rather chain you up to his bed and have you be his total sex slave.

Taeyang, bb ... why are you wearing those clothes?

I mean ... silly boy, don't you know that you should never wear shoes while walking through sand? Sand gets in your shoes and it is most uncomfortable. That's why you should remove the shoes.

But why walk around in the desert with no shoes? That's just stupid.

That's why you should remove all clothing promptly. It looks like heavy clothing too, so you're probably sweltering because of all that heat. The things I would do to you would only make your body temperature rise even more (among other things), but hey, at least if we die of dehydration in the desert, we will die happy, having had lots and lots of sex.

And when I get to Heaven, it will kind of be like the end of Titanic, where all the people on the ship are waiting for her. Yes, a bunch of random Korean people will be waiting for me, and there you'll be, sitting at the piano, playing something beautiful.

Of course, I'll rip you away from that piano and go to the nearest bedroom so we can continue with what sins we were partaking in before we died. And yes, all of those random Korean people will be outside the door.

And yes, they will hear every obscenity, groan, moan, and scream.

TKPA

NEW BIGBANG MV - "Tell Me Goodbye"

You saw the previous post. You saw the tweets. You saw the dirty-thought-provoking screencap of Master GD that I tweeted.

Let's just start off with this little tidbit: Remember the other day when I did that post on the MBLAQ teaser? I wrote, "Whether it be a ballad or whatever, you should pick the most muscular man in the group and make him wet by placing him in the shower or in the rain." Okay, well, GD isn't the most muscular in the group, but I find it highly entertaining that the video starts off with him in the rain (um, can you say GD Whisperer?).

Granted, he is fully clothed ... but he's still soaking wet nonetheless.

I will take fully clothed yet drenched in rain water G-Dragon any day. Really, any day. Because even if he were to get those dreadful curls back, the water would completely ruin them and make them fall and lose all their bounce. So, yeah ... GD in the rain, any day, any hairstyle.

Speaking of hairstyle, G Baby is looking damn good. I have absolutely ZERO complaints about his hair, which if you've read this blog for any amount of time or have read any GD-related post, you know it is very rare for me to not have at least one miniscule negative comment to say.

Completely and totally delicious. I don't want him to change a thing, but I know he will (because he's G-Dragon). He looked so damn good I didn't even realize until about half an hour ago that he was speaking English. That's either really sad on my part or really amazing on his part, depending on how you look at it. On the one hand, am I really that shallow where I don't pay attention to what someone is saying because they look so damn sex? On the other, to look so damn sex to the point where people don't even know what language you're speaking because they're distracted by your overwhelming sex appeal is a skill that one cannot learn, but is born with.

My oh my is King of Foreplay working the whole looking-damn-hot-in-a-graveyard thing. I've previously said I'd have sex with him in a rat infested alley, a disgusting junkyard, and you know what? I will totally do it with him in a graveyard. I'm sorry, I don't care what you think of me. He's Taeyang. I will gladly get on my knees before him and let him have his way with me, wherever, whenever.

And look, it seems that the King is rather excited about that idea:

Do you see it? I know you do. You might not have seen it while watching, but once you pause it ...

[I have to mention this or else someone will be extremely mad at me. You all (by now) know that The Boyfriend is a big Taeyang fanboy. He's so damn cute sometimes, other times it's obnoxious as all hell when Tae takes some priority over me. Anyway, since he is such a fanboy, he has been talking nonstop about the above jacket. If any of you know: a) who it's made by, b) where I could find it, email me. Thank you!]

Taeyang has had this little thing about him where he wears those big sunglasses that kind of look like something old people wear when they leave the eye doctor after having their pupils dialated. I don't get it.

What I really don't get about it, though, is that I find it so damn sexy. Is that normal to find old-people-glasses sexy? There really isn't anything normal about me to begin with, so I don't even know why I'm asking that question.

Mr. Happy ... oh good God you have no idea how much you confused me throughout the entire video. At first, all I could think about seeing you wearing that red coat in the graveyard was that you looked like you were in a prep school for adolescent boys. Then the second time around watching it, I decided that you would fit perfectly as an extra in The Dead Poets Society.

So, at first, I just laughed and thought you looked good and handsome. Then the video continued on ... this is when I became confused. Because you look really good drenched in the rain. Like, really good. So good that your nickname began to take on a strong PG-13, borderline R-rated meaning for me. This I cannot tolerate, Dae, for my sexually confused feelings for you may only occur once a month on BIGBANG Fridays. They cannot occur on any other day. I have a once a month free pass that I sometimes indulge in.

I feel like the Super Junior "Bonamana" MV all over again right about now. I just want some of my idols that I do not lust for. EVER. I do not want to lust for you, Daesung. I do not want to lust for you, Daesung. I do not want to lust for you, Daesung. (Because I know that someone will kill me if I do so I am just going to end all this talk about Dae altogether and move on because there are still two more members that I can actually lust over and talk about sexually without fearing for my life).

Seungri impressed me with how sleak sexy he looked. He's earned some points back, but unfortunately he is not shirtless so therefore he cannot be included in this month's BIGBANG Friday. Sad, I know. But bb needs to learn his lesson and be a good little maknae.

Regardless of his seemingly constant need to disobey all of our wishes and deprive us of some fleshy fan service, he's looking totally scrumptious in this MV. If he insists on not going shirtless and flaunting those abs we all know he has, at least he should have the decency to always wear a dress shirt, tie, and vest. Totally rip off Taeyang's style, but I don't care. He should always look like he walked right off the set of "Strong Baby," in my opinion.

Progress, Ri-Ri. Progress.

AND I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU ALL SAY ABOUT SEX GOD'S HAIR. THE MAN IS SMOLDERING EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SEX IN THIS VIDEO. SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND RESPECT THE ORIGINAL BADASS IN ALL HIS GLORY. YOU KNOW THAT NO OTHER RAPPER IN THE KOREAN MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AS BADASS AS THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW THEY ALL SOUND LIKE BOYS BEFORE PUBERTY WHILE T.O.P SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

YOU GO AHEAD AND SMOKE THAT CIGAR, BB. BLOW THAT CANCER FOG ALL AROUND YOU. I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T BREATHE WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTY. YOU'LL BE THE SEXIEST, WHEEZING, HACKING-UP-A-LUNG OLD MAN ON THE PLANET. EVEN IF YOU GET A LITTLE VOICE BOX THAT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A ROBOT, YOU'LL STILL BE THE BIGGEST BADASS, SMOLDERING SEX RAPPER IN KOREA, JUST WITH A DEEP, SWEET ASS ROBOT VOICE.

EVEN YOU COVERED IN BLOOD WITH A TOTAL RUFIO DYE-JOB IS BEYOND ANYTHING I COULD EVER THINK OF BEING SEXY. SERIOUSLY, T.O.P, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHY MUST YOU EXHIBIT EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SEX IN EVERYTHING YOU DO?

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE EVEN WEARING ONE LAYER. ONE LAYER OF CLOTHING. MY RETINAS CANNOT POSSIBLY HANDLE ABSORBING THIS MUCH PURE, RADIATING SEX COMING OFF OF YOUR BODY LIKE THAT CANCER FOG COMING OFF YOUR CIGAR. YOUR RADIATING SMOLDER SEX IS LIKE CANCER FOG TO THE RETINAS, BB.

Click here to watch "Tell Me Goodbye." You won't be disappointed!

TKPA

I'm Really an Insane Fan Girl

I mean, the tweets from last night's spazz fest over BIGBANG's new MV "Tell Me Goodbye" kind of prove that. If you missed all that, don't worry. I've taken the best ones and put them altogether. Now you have something to read while I work on the lengthy spaz post for the MV.

Wow, I'm nuts.

TKPA

If a Male Idol Were to Read This Blog Right Now

He would think I am insane.

With the upcoming events, I thought it'd be interesting to know what "fresh eyes" of the male, famous Korean perspective would be like. I've gone through three pages of this blog, a grand total of thirty posts, and came up with things that could potentially be disastrous for me, yet unmistakably hilarious to all of you, if one of our sexed-up men were to read this right now.

Here's what I have come up with, starting with the sidebar:

You think the term "Cervix Punchers" will attract some attention?

I mean, really ...

Oh, you know they will click. Why wouldn't they?

I'd want to know how "King of Foreplay" came into existence

"Hey, Ji Yong, there's this American girl who writes this blog.

She talks about you a lot on there."

As far as the posts go, I pulled one incredibly dirty/hilarious/creepy/WTF sentence from thirteen posts.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. (Read the full post!)

Dennis-the-Thai-Me-Up-Menace would give me exploding candy. (Read the full post!)

I mean, because if there are a lot of cocky, totally fuck-worthy Korean men out there, then we are all done for. (Read the full post!)

Only the top five will be posted on the right sidebar, like the holy list of men you want to have lots of unprotected sex with. (Read the full post!)

But that's why I am not focusing on your face and instead am looking at your naked torso with suspenders. (Read the full post!)

WHERE THE HELL DID HE LEARN HOW TO GIVE THAT LITTLE BITCHFACE-ARROGANT-COCKY EXPRESSION? (Read the full post!)

Dirty thoughts about that once cute little ... Fuck, fuck, fuck. (Read the full post!)

Let me start off by saying that I want all ten of them to take turns on a little spinning pedastal in the corner of my bedroom, lights shining all over their body. (Read the full post!)

Feeling like you should be attracted to it because it's G-Dragon and the man can do no wrong and everything he does exudes sex, but at the same time you shouldn't be attracted to it because he's a fucking murderer who gets off on stalking pretty girls through a maze and then stabbing them? (Read the full post!)

Really, I think the only way to end this post is to say that I hope T.O.P busts out the banana flavored lube and takes me into the bedroom to feed me some more of his banana. (Read the full post!)

Because I know I can easily get into your pants, GD. (Read the full post!)

He will tell you that the tip of his tongue will trace your bottom lip as you feel his hot breath hitting your mouth, making you want him. (Read the full post!)

And you know that you've thought to yourself time and time again that there is absolutely no way this man has never had a girlfriend, and that he just has to have some skanks on speed dial for a booty call. (Read the full post!)

Holy hell, am I done for ...

TKPA

Come the Night of June 10th ...

This will be Sexy Beast Taek. I just know it.

Do you know why June 10th?

Because that will be the night that Thai Me Up and Beastly Maknae receive their TKPA boxers (by way of @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl) in Dallas. Vocal Sextasy, Big Booty Junee, and WooyoUNF will receive theirs June 6th in New York (by way of @KRBekimon_SHOCK and @kiwichan08).

No doubt Junsu, Junho, and Wooyoung will be bragging for four days about how they received boxers from a perverted fan, and the rest of them didn't. And you see how happy Chansung will be when he and Khun get theirs? Taek will probably think that he has been neglected by this sick, demented person who has thrown all the other members boxers.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. Then he will see that he hasn't been forgotten, that he will be getting his in San Francisco on the 13th (by way of @ButterflySnrida).

Okay, I know I'm totally demented, but that's why you all love me (right?).

The point is, these boys will receive these boxers.

They will be curious. (Because who the hell gives boxers with nicknames like "Thai Me Up" and "Vocal Sextasy" in BIG block letters on the back?)

They will find the time to look at this site. (The printed URL is for this purpose)

They will either think I am: a) hilarious, b) demented, c) obsessed, d) all of the above.

They will read comments that you leave on posts about them. (Highly suggest you don't comment as "Anonymous" anymore)

And maybe, just maybe, will they tell others (meaning K-Pop idols) about this blog. And that, dear friends, is when the real fun (and the panic) starts.

Which means I need to start blogging my ass off for the next month so they have a lot more juicy things to read about themselves and about their peers. (It also means you should comment your ass off too).

Oh, June 6-13th will be a very stressful, on edge time for me.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT2PMISGOINGTOKNOWWHOIAM.
THEYWILLPROBABLYREADEVERYDIRTYTHINGIHAVEEVERWRITTENABOUTTHEM.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

TKPA

Nichkhun ... Oh, Nichkhun

I will admit right off the bat that I like the blonde on Thai Me Up. I really and truly do. I think it looks ... well, normal on him. He's one of the few Asian men who can pull it off.

However, the whole Dennis the Menace style he had going on the other night was not attractive.

I mean, it truly killed it for me. Honestly.

There's nothing sexy about fearing to sit down on a chair without a whoopee cushion going off, or ringing the doorbell to his place upon arriving and getting shocked. And we all know what happened with Mr. Wilson and his dentures.

I'm sorry, but I don't want Chiclet teeth (not saying I have dentures, but you also remember how in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Mike Teavee got his teeth knocked out because of exploding candy? Dennis-the-Thai-Me-Up-Menace would give me exploding candy).

The point of this post is this:

1. I watch too many movies.
2. Nichkhun needs to never style his hair like that again.

TKPA