6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

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Totally Spazzing Right Now

Yes, that is exactly what it looks like!

Chansung is holding Junho's TKPA boxers!

I'm just ... totally ... HOLYCRAPIAMFREAKINGOUT.

I had to remind force myself to breathe earlier this morning when I stalked YouTube to find the fancam of last night's show in NYC. So amazing, so amazing, so amazing!

On another fancam the girl was a lot closer to the stage (which means all you can hear is screaming), but it also means that you can see their faces perfectly clear. And maybe I'm crazy, but I swear there's a little bit of a smile when Chansung realizes that it's a gift for Junho.

YES, I'M CRAZY. WHO ELSE WOULD DESIGN BOXERS AND HAVE THEM THROWN AT MALE IDOLS?

Amazing!

UPDATE: Even though Junsu was not with the boys last night, his were also thrown as well, shortly after they finished their introductions. Also, Wooyoung's were given to a JYPE staff member, who promised to give the "gift" to him. Thanks to Beki and Kiara!

UPDATE #2: Due to the recent blog layout, I had to take down the video that was originally posted. You can find it here!

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Charlie's Angels or ...

Neapolitan ice cream?

Three good looking top-secret spies with glossy hair, using the cover of Korean male idols so they can easily go from country to country under a work visa and not be interrogated like any ordinary traveller.

Or a delicious dessert topped with hot fudge abs, whipped cream pecs, and cherries in the belly button?

Well played, evil cow stylists. Very well played.

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Come the Night of June 10th ...

This will be Sexy Beast Taek. I just know it.

Do you know why June 10th?

Because that will be the night that Thai Me Up and Beastly Maknae receive their TKPA boxers (by way of @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl) in Dallas. Vocal Sextasy, Big Booty Junee, and WooyoUNF will receive theirs June 6th in New York (by way of @KRBekimon_SHOCK and @kiwichan08).

No doubt Junsu, Junho, and Wooyoung will be bragging for four days about how they received boxers from a perverted fan, and the rest of them didn't. And you see how happy Chansung will be when he and Khun get theirs? Taek will probably think that he has been neglected by this sick, demented person who has thrown all the other members boxers.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. Then he will see that he hasn't been forgotten, that he will be getting his in San Francisco on the 13th (by way of @ButterflySnrida).

Okay, I know I'm totally demented, but that's why you all love me (right?).

The point is, these boys will receive these boxers.

They will be curious. (Because who the hell gives boxers with nicknames like "Thai Me Up" and "Vocal Sextasy" in BIG block letters on the back?)

They will find the time to look at this site. (The printed URL is for this purpose)

They will either think I am: a) hilarious, b) demented, c) obsessed, d) all of the above.

They will read comments that you leave on posts about them. (Highly suggest you don't comment as "Anonymous" anymore)

And maybe, just maybe, will they tell others (meaning K-Pop idols) about this blog. And that, dear friends, is when the real fun (and the panic) starts.

Which means I need to start blogging my ass off for the next month so they have a lot more juicy things to read about themselves and about their peers. (It also means you should comment your ass off too).

Oh, June 6-13th will be a very stressful, on edge time for me.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT2PMISGOINGTOKNOWWHOIAM.
THEYWILLPROBABLYREADEVERYDIRTYTHINGIHAVEEVERWRITTENABOUTTHEM.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

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2PM BOXERS ARE HERE!

Before I package these lovelies up and send them off to be thrown at the six luscious 2PM men, I promised I would update you all on the process. And yesterday they arrived at my house! I was literally so spastic about receiving the mail when I logged onto the internet earlier in the morning and saw that the package had been processed at my local mail center and would be delivered later in the day.

And after putting them through the wash (because they smelled like gross ink and packaging, and now they smell pretty), I have taken pictures, rolled them up, and I am even more excited to bring them back to the post office to mail them out!

And the final product, what the boys will see on stage:

 

I rolled them up this way ... because if you look at it, it just looks like a t-shirt. Won't they be surprised when they unroll it to reveal boxers?

Again, Junho's, Junsu's, and Wooyoung's boxers will be thrown in New York. Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas. And Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco. Thank you to the lovely ladies who are throwing these for me and for all of my blogstalkers!

Thank you to everyone who donated and helped out with the funding of this project! Collectively, $98.17 was put towards the boxers (with me making up the difference) so believe me when I say that this would not have been made possible without your help!!

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Boxers for 2PM ... (Insert Evil Laughter)

Earlier I tweeted this:

Someone offered to throw boxers on stage during the 2PM show in NYC. I am thinking of putting "Sexy Beast Taek" or "Thai Me Up" or "Beastly Maknae" across the ass. Question is, who should be the lucky idol to receive it? Taek, Khun, or Chansung?

Khun actually received the most votes, but it will make me sad to know that the other five boys might possibly feel left out and unloved by this mystery TKPA-person. And I can't have that. I can't have those luscious men thinking that I do not love them as much as I love Khun. They're all equal in my eyes, in my heart, and in my ovaries.

With that being said, I need five more people to step up to the plate right now. And I mean NEED. If you're planning on attending the Wonder Girls concert with 2PM as the opening act, or you know someone who is going, and wouldn't mind throwing a pair of boxers with one of the boys' nicknames on the back, then let me know.

The reason I'm asking for five different people? Because I want them to think that the person throwing the boxers is a crazy stalker, who is following them around the country. Well, no I don't actually want them to think that, but I can't have someone throwing six pairs of boxers on stage. I mean, if you're brave and willing, the most you could do would be like two.

They'll be in Washington D.C., Atlanta, Chicago, Houston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Anaheim, and San Francisco.

Any takers? Know anyone who'd be willing? Seriously, time is crucial on this one, so let me know ASAP.

Across the ass of the boxers, it will have their TKPA nicknames. In case you've forgotten, Taekyeon = Sexy Beast Taek, Nichkhun = Thai Me Up, Wooyoung = WooyoUNF, Chansung = Beastly Maknae, Junho = Big Booty Junee, Junsu = Vocal Sextasy.

On the front leg/thigh area it will read in b-i-g letters "TKPA" and then on the crotch/fly it will read www.thekpopaddict.com, because that is one place they will be absolutely sure to see it.

I'm making my goals happen, damn it!

EMAIL ME if you're interested!

EDIT: Junho's and Junsu's boxers will be thrown in NYC by @KRBekimon_SHOCK. Wooyoung's will be thrown by @kiwichan08.

EDIT: Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas by @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl.

EDIT: Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco by @ButterflySnrida.

YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU ALL FOR DOING THIS!

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Thank You, Khun!

Thank you for tweeting this picture at some point last night. I am in love with it, and I am also really, really, insanely glad that The Riddler is no more. Thank you, bb.

The 2PM boys are looking super delicious in this. I don't know why K-Pop groups always have to have one blonde member, but considering Nichkhun's hair is not orange, I will put aside the fact that I don't necessarily like blonde hair on Asian men and be grateful for this. Because, in all honestly, it doesn't look half bad on Khun. He looks really good.

Sexy Beast Taek is looking ... mmm. (By the way, you know he has a Twitter?)

But you know who stood out the most to me? WooyoUNF. DAMN HE IS LOOKING SOOOOO GOOD.

2PM, please have your comeback now. Please. Please.

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You Know What Would Make This Picture Better, Woo?

If you'd take off your freaking shirt!

Seriously.

You have Sexy Beast Taek looking all tan and delicious and angry with those big ass ears, and Big Booty Junee with those hip dips and underoos showing ... and you're there, WooyoUNF, with a stubborn little expression on your face because you refuse to take off your shirt.

Don't be shy, lovely. We won't totally go rabid and bat-shit crazy over you. A small amount, yes. Naturally, we shall go a little insane over some Woo-flesh. But I mean come on! We need something! Throw us a little bone here, Woo!

At least you could have worn a white tank top, so we could see if there is any definition to that torso of yours. Instead you chose to wear black, to hide anything that could potentially cause us to feel the strong urge and desire to write you several letters written in our own blood, professing our undying love for you, and begging you to procreate with us ....

Okay, maybe it's a good thing you wore black.

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Question of the Day

What are you going to do with that lollipop, Big Booty Junee?

My answer is far too dirty for this blog. I know, shocking.

What do you think he's going to do with that lollipop?

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This Is All You Need to See

Glorious.

Is it just me ... or can I see a hint of crack? Please, K-Pop Gods, do not let it be a hurtful trick of camera angles and lighting. My poor little fan girl heart cannot take such disappointment.

..... I wonder if you could bounce a quarter off of it?

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What You're Missing -- Part III

Holy hell, Big Booty Junee's chest!

Even more impressive than a half naked Junho is that he is wearing some army boots. Seriously, the role playing fantasies are going absolutely berserk right about now. All grimey and sweaty ... damn, damn, damn!

Junho, show up at my place wearing nothing but those. And bring that matching helmet with you. You might need it.

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Get the Fuck Over It, Hottests

Dear Hottests,

Jay is gone. Your "leadja" is not returning to 2PM. There will be six members to the group. 7 - 1 does not equal 0, it equals six. A six-membered 2PM does not make them 6PM. Jay is in America. He is home, where he belongs. Boycotting does nothing. Making threats to kill yourself in front of the JYPE building does nothing but make you look like an idiot.

Get the fuck over it and move on.

I will be the first to admit that I would love to see Jay back in the group, but I have also stated from day one that I didn't believe he'd be back anytime soon, if he came back at all. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAKING MONEY.

Honestly, Jay fucked up. He did. Was it right for all of South Korea to react the way they did? No, absolutely not. But it still doesn't change the fact that he fucked up. Twice, according to the JYPE official statement. I don't know what Jay did, nor do I care. If it's as horrible as everyone is making it out to be, why the hell would you want to know that?

Why are you demanding that what he did be released to the public? You keep saying Hottests deserve to know ... actually, you don't deserve to know. Because that is personal. That is something that impacts Jay's life, Junsu's life, Junho's life, Wooyoung's life, Nichkhun's life, Taekyeon's life, and Chansung's life directly. IT DOES NOT IMPACT YOU. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

And even if they did release the reason, how could YOU be so selfish in demanding that? Yeah, that's right. It's selfish of you to demand it. Have you ever thought about what EXACTLY it could be? Have you ever thought that if it is so bad that no one can speak of it, that it could very well DESTROY Jay's life? Are you all really that selfish that you need to satisfy yourself, give yourselves peace of mind rather than hope and pray that whatever it is Jay did will not harm his NEW life in America? If you're all so interested in protecting "Leadja," then shouldn't you be demanding NOT to have this reason released?

Also, this boycott is the stupidest thing ever. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. A six-membered 2PM has actually been doing fine without Jay. You know why? Because they're talented and because rational people recognize that even though they are one less member, their talent has not changed. But go ahead and turn your backs on the men you once loved and obsessed over. Way to claim to be a Hottest.

I honestly don't blame them for saying that 2PM would be better without Jay. Because they have been doing fine without him, and because they have to worry about THEMSELVES and their families and their lives and their futures. Can you honestly blame them for looking out for themselves? Jay screwed up, whatever he did that is so horrendous could also screw up their future. Again, if you claim to be Hottests, you'd be supportive of the future of Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung, Taekyeon, Nichkhun, and Chansung.

I just have to also mention that I heard some people actually talking about committing suicide outside of the JYPE building. I hope that is just a rumor, and nothing serious, because that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You're really going to end your life because Jay is not coming back to 2PM? Okay, great. Make ALL SEVEN men live in guilt for the rest of their lives because you're a fucking dumbass.

I will support 2PM. 2PM consists of Junsu, Junho, Taekyeon, Wooyoung, Nichkun, and Chansung. I will not boycott this nor will I sign any petitions against them, so don't bother asking me to even spread the word. With or without Jay, I support 2PM.

With that said, I will also support Jay in whatever he decides to do in life. If he somehow makes it here in the American music industry, I will support him. If he decides to stay out of the limelight and live a quiet life in Seattle, then I will support him. If you love him as much as you claim you do, you'd do the exact same thing.

7 - 1 = 6

Oh, and feel free to unfollow me on Twitter or leave hate comments below. It doesn't bother me. You've all asserted your feelings and opinions VERY strongly since September. I feel I should be able to do the same.

And then there is part two of this post ...

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Uti's Guest Blog: Baby Daddy Rally

WARNING! If you do not want to have the sudden urge to have children in the near time, I strongly recommend you to not read this. This post is not suitable for those with sensitive ovaries.

Welcome to the Baby Daddies Rally! You’re lucky to witness this, because this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Here I will lay down, one by one, how these charming men will become great fathers. Then you can add in your own thoughts on who is going to be the best Baby Daddy.

We’ll start with the first one, Leeteuk!

I’m sure you’re all taking a moment of silence at the moment to appreciate how loving he looks with that baby. The way he puts his hand protectively on that baby just makes my ovaries twitch out of control and look at his smile! He looks so content just to lay down beside the baby and my God! He looks like he won’t let go of that little angel. That polaroid is exactly the kind of thing you’re going to put in blue album and show around your kids when they’re older. “Look at your handsome daddy taking care of you so much.”

Can you feel it? Have your ovaries started to rebel? Well, you’d better be calm, because this guy is TKPA’s only. I’m sure if she were the one who wrote this, she’d have plenty to comment on the picture. Therefore, keep your ovaries still, because you haven’t seen the rest of the Baby Daddies yet.

Next Baby Daddy, Big Booty Junee.

Now this one definitely got the exact thing I’m craving for in a Baby Daddy. He’s lost completely in playing with his kid! xD Look at him getting all pinky with that little girl. Look at how he holds the little girl’s hand, keeping her safe when she’s about to fall. And the girl looks so happy! I can see him clearly playing with my kids in the backyard. They’d be laughing and having fun, while I’d be on the side ready with drinks and snacks to fill us in the afternoon. He wouldn’t stop throwing jokes, making the kids and I laugh all day. Isn’t that a pretty picture?

Oh, yes. I know your ovaries are starting to rebel. However, let’s move on to the next Baby Daddy, Sir Pops-A-Lot.

Damn, the sensation of looking at that picture is equal to looking at Sir Pops-A-Lot’s chestpops on repeat. It looks like he’s kissing the baby in slow motion, making sure he wouldn’t break the fragile little thing. And the baby looks so peaceful sleeping in his arms… I can hear you sighing in awe staring at this moment. I bet he’d be a very loving father to his kids, always worry, and never let his kids out of his sight. I, being a playful mother, would urge our kids to have some fun under the rain, and he, being a protective father, would get angry at me for not thinking about the kids’ health. Then, he would rush to save the kids and quickly take them to the warmth of our house. *sigh* He handles children like they’re the most precious things in the whole world and nothing else matters.
 
I can hear some ovaries yelling. I’m not going to stop yet. Please welcome, Nichkhun.
 

 
Now that is one rockstar Baby Daddy! I feel like screaming along with my ovaries everytime I see this. Don’t they look cute? I feel like pulling Nichkhun down, no matter the time, no matter where we are. I just want us to make babies in every chance we have. I’ll bear lots of babies just to see Nichkhun kiss them every morning like he kisses that boy. He levels down just so he can wrap his arm protectively and kiss the little prince. Looking at the boy’s expression, it’s as though he’s saying, “Aw, Dad, don’t kiss me in front of these people. I’m a big boy!” And Nichkhun would point at me who was making dinner and said to the boy, “Your Mom never complains when I kiss her every minute of every day.” Then they would laugh at the loving jokes only shared by the two of them.
 
Darn, my ovaries’ rebellion is starting to get nasty. But we still have Abmighty Shisus on the list.
 

 
And now that is one handsome portrait of a daddy and his boy. The kind where you took it candid and then exhibited it in the living room for everyone to see. Abmighty Shisus looks so ready to be a father, doesn’t he? He can provide the best of everything for his kids, thanks to the fact that his family is an owner of one of the three largest department stores in Korea, which already has twelve branches and soon about to add six more. His kids will be the most pampered little princes in the whole world. Look at the boy’s face! “Daddy, why did you buy me this plastic guitar? Didn’t I tell you I wanted a Fender?” the boy said smugly. Then, Abmighty Shisus answered wisely, “There, there, boy, what does the bible tell you about patience? Just be content with your plastic guitar. I’ll buy you hundreds of Fender when you’ve grown to be as gigantic as me.” Oh, yes. They would be the envy of the town. A king and his heir. I, as the queen of the house, would just have to wait nicely in bed. Ready to make more babies with Abmigthy Shisus just because we can afford it.
 
There, there, calm down, girls. We’ve come to the last Baby Daddy. Here is Manly Minho!
 

 
Sorry, wrong picture xD (Totally on purpose. I just can’t help sharing this picture of Minho’s soon-to-be-six-pack-abs and happy trail with you).
 

 
Please forgive my bias, but I really can spazz forever just based on this picture only. Do you see what I see? Manly Minho is going to be a man soon and he’s so ready to make many babies with me. I can hear my ovaries screaming hysterically looking at Manly Minho with a bunch of kids. Look at his muscles! So firm, carrying that boy. And the boy looks so happy! The little prince doesn’t need to know that the strong arms carrying him are the same ones that carry to me bed everynight. All he needs to know is how an affectionate daddy Manly Minho can be. Look at him feeding the kid. Look at him playing with the kid. Look at him teaching the kids on how to wash their hands properly. Look at him smiling! He’s happy to be around children. The children are sure happy to have his company. He would take our kids to play soccer everyday, being the great soccer player he is. Our kids would be that kind of kids who brag at school about how cool their dad is. Dear Lord, yes, my womb is ready to bear Manly Minho’s many kids.
 
And that finally wraps up our Baby Daddies Rally today! Your ovaries won’t be able to handle it if I give you more pictures of Korean men with kids. Who is your pick? Who do you think is the best Baby Daddy? Leave Leeteuk out of it, because he’s TKPA’s. Leave Manly Minho out of it, because he’s mine!

Author’s note: Thank you, TKPA, for letting me guest-blog. Thank you @vanxiaoyi for Nichkhun’s pic ;D

TKPA Blog Contest - Third Place

Third place for the TKPA Blog Contest goes to Amy! Congratulations!


Why would I spend a full 24 hours with Junho? Do I really have to state why? I mean, look at his build! His arms, his legs, his body, and his glorious behind are just so irresistible. His body is just begging me to touch and skim my fingers all along his body, exploring every nook and cranny of his perfect body in the bedroom. And it’s just a plus that he looks like Rain, just younger. Junho’s smile and eyes are too adorable, as Rain’s are as well, but I’m not writing about Rain ... I’m writing about his look-a-like twin.

I almost forgot Junho’s perfect lips. I noticed this during an episode of Idol Army I was watching that he has the most perfect lips. Not too big and not too thin. He just has really, really perfect lips. Even so, hearing that his ideal woman is someone he could settle down with and have kids just makes my ovaries ache. You do realize that when he meets me there is a possibility he could not just let me go, because I’m amazing and one of a kind deal?

He would want me to be his baby mama and marry him, even though my heart solely belongs to Master GD. So, I would have to reject his offer about marrying him but it’s all good because we would have the cutest baby in the world.

Now the day I would spend with him would consist of … let’s face it, I want him so bad.

So of course, without a doubt, first we’d head for the bedroom and start getting freaky in the sheets while the other 2PM members aren’t there because that would be just awkward. And in my imagination I believe that he would have his own private room and in it a bed that is a king sized, not that twin uncomfortable size so we would have enough room to roll all over. Anyhow, I would already have my legs wrapped around his waist and his strong arms supporting me (I’m not that tall so it would work just perfectly) while he swings the door wide open and settles me down on the bed. We start making out hardcore while our hands roam all over each other’s bodies. With an occasional nibble here and there on those perfect lips of his. And that … would obviously lead to something more that I don’t think would be appropriate to be posted on your blog. Also, writing (extremely) dirty is TKPA’s thing, not mine.

The love-making sessions would last for half the day while the other half would be just us doing stuff together. Stuff as in, we would be in bed, watching television and eating potato chips. I don’t know why I think potato chips, or maybe because I can totally see Junho placing a potato chip right into those perfect lips of his. He would then try his best to charm me with adorable fail English. Then I would correct him; see if he can say it correctly back to me then he would get a kiss from me.

After a while (after we’re dressed, I don’t want to give anyone the wrong idea) we would go walking with our hands intertwined, just because. And have dinner somewhere nice while we sit and talk. Oh and why would I rather have him in the morning? It’s because, I find it hotter? Sexier? Might be because the sun shines in the morning right when I’ll be right at the end of the "road?" Considering we’d be doing the freaky stuff from midnight until noon.

L-O-L-tastic 2PM

What can I say about this? There's just too much going on all at once for me to even write about, but I'll do my best to break it down, TKPA-style, one member at a time.

Wooyoung and Sexy Beast Taek are in the background acting like dorks and dancing like white boys.

Eight Pack Abs Jay realizes how idiotic they look and tries to back away with that little dance move so they don't notice. Good one, Jay.

Nichkhun is sad that I noticed SBT and Woo and Jay first, but then he perks up and winks and blows me a kiss. The wink is the code that we have to meet for dinner and dessert (aka, mindblowing sex). After all, we have to work on procreating a mixed baby.

Big Booty Junee and Junsu want me to pay more attention to them, thus the ripping of the shirt right off their bodies. Very nicely done, guys. You have my full attention.

Beastly Maknae knows how to take control of that TKPA-spotlight, though. You see how nonchalantly he unzips his shirt, flashes those pecs and abs, and gives a little grrr-face? Bravo, maknae. Bravo.

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2PM + Inkigayo = Pure Sex

No, really. It was pure fucking sex.

I have to admit that I have never stayed up to watch Inkigayo live before, seeing as how it's at two in the morning in my time zone (three in the morning, before the time change). And then you have to include the hour of watching and spazzing, and then an hour wind-down period afterward ... damn. It's worth it, though. So damn worth it.

2PM had their comeback stage. It was just ... I'm still speechless. Instead of words I just have a longing and the urge to cage Sexy Beast Taek like the wild, savage animal he is and then just unleash him in my bedroom. SBT aside (for now, anyway) ... damn were those boys the TKPA definition of pure sex. I mean that.

If you did not find their entire stage presence unbearably sexy, if you didn't wish that you could just rip their clothes off with your mind,  then you're insane.

Just check out the intro:

I love how they bust through the ice. That's ice, not glass. You can see the bits of water dripping off of it, plus glass would not break like that. And ice is much easier to clean up than broken glass. They all looked amazingly angry-sexy busting through it, but do you know who did it best?

Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek.

Seriously, when I saw Beastly Maknae bust through that ice, I almost exploded. He has been majorly working for me as of late. Seeing raw passion like that from him ... damn, damn, damn. And I don't even think I need to get into Sexy Beast Taek and him busting through that, do I? He must have read this post the other day, in which I said that SBT could make the damn bed bust through the wall, because he sure proved me correct with the angry-sex face to the max. And he continued to look like pure, raw, angry-sex throughout the intro.

When they get into the actual performance ... okay, the microphones were very shitty. But I wasn't really paying attention to the sound quality, truthfully.

I'm just going to say that I am incredibly glad I stuck Junsu in the Friends with Benefits category, because I knew that one day I would lust after him just the proper amount to make me want him naked in my bed for a little booty call. I really am happy I didn't stick him in a brotherly-love type of category, because I'd feel disgusted having dirty thoughts about him.

As for Nichkhun ... my God I am glad he's my future baby daddy. Really, really glad. Although the whole pony-tail, schit tzu hairstyle crap needs to disappear and fast. Khun, lovely, please cut your hair short again. It looks ten times better on you. But ridiculous hair aside, you were looking phenomenal.

One more major, important thing that has to go ... the cheerleader pyramid. Seriously, what is that about? Really, JYP? Really? It's not enough that you actually approved these boys to wear polka-dot suits the first time around, but you actually made them do a freaking cheerleader pyramid? I have a feeling that someone in the K-Pop world is reading this, because SBT's "cobwebs" miraculously disappeared, as did the the polka-dot suits, after I ranted about them. So, now that I'm asking nicely for the the pyramid to just go down in the K-Pop history books as a major L-O-L factor, I expect it to happen. Make them do a few chest pops or hip thrusts instead. Much better.

I'm ridiculously biased with my boys, I know. Big Booty Junee and Wooyoung were looking like sex too. Feel free to spazz about them in the comments, I'll join you.

I'm going to stop writing now so I can watch their performance. Again and again and again and again ... wrong song, I know, but it still fits.

PS--If you didn't see it on Twitter last night, I found Sexy Beast Taek's bulge. You can see it HERE and HERE. You're welcome.

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