6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

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I Wanna Stand Under Young Sky's Umbrella-ella-ella

It's been music video release after release and I am loving all this fresh meat to gush over! The latest in hopping on the new MV train is One Way with their extremely overdue release of "Rainy Days." But I love them, and you love them, so that's why we waited so long, ever so patiently.

And it was kinda worth it. When I say "kinda," I mean "totally and completely."

I need to be hooked right from the beginning when it comes to watching a new video and Chance did not disappoint. I'm a sucker for a man sitting at a piano, singing his heart out. Flawless is the only way to accurately describe his singing, to describe him in general.

Oh, and really freaking gorgeous. That's another way to describe him.

This might sound a little odd, but I really want to see in black and white. I don't want to see in technicolor anymore, guys. I want to see everything as if it's from a 1950's sitcom. The reason for this is simple: Young Sky makes black and white look amazing. I want that amount of amazing in my life on a daily basis.

Then again, he looks ridiculously good in technicolor, so maybe I will settle for the real life Pleasantville experience. Start off black and white, then after a few make-out sessions in the back of a 1953 Henry J Corsair down by the lake with Sky, we'll be bursting at the seams with color!

Confession: The highlight of any One Way song for me is whenever Young Sky opens his mouth.

Chance, you must be reading this blog. You know I love some Chance-Junsu combo, so I thank you for giving me a nice little dose of the two of you. It is just what I needed to start 2011 off the correct way.

Now I have a few problems with this video. The first one being WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! WHY IS HE LIKE THE EMO KID IN THE ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF, AWAY FROM THE OTHER KIDS?? WHAT THE HELL, HE ONLY SINGS ONE PART?! ONE FREAKING PART?!

PETER, PETER BABY WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH JUNSU OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND SAY "THIS IS MY GROUP, YOU DOUCHE"?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM "THIS IS MY CHORUS"?! WHY WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME??

I guess there have been rumors on other blogs (never this one because we don't gossip here!) that our perpetual man-child Peter has gained some weight and that's why he wasn't in the video as much. All I can say to Peter is that if my cookies had anything to do with those alleged pounds, I am so sorry and please accept my effort in making it up to you by letting me be your work-out buddy. I'll meet you in your bedroom.

Another problem I have with the video ... no, with the song ... is that thing that Junsu does. You know what I'm talking about. He does it in every single 2PM song. That riff thing that ends up sounding more like someone is drowning a cat rather than actual singing. I'm sorry, but from 3:30 to 3:50 in "Rainy Days," that was completely unnecessary and it only detracted from the beauty of the song.

Chance's vocals weren't displayed nearly as much as they should have been, what they're capable of, and the same goes for Peter's vocals. I honestly think the song would have been better without Junsu because the three of them combined are ridiculously talented and really don't need to have another artist "featured" on one of their songs.

You can disagree, that's fine.

Check out the video of One Way's new single "Rainy Days" featuring Junsu below!

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Chance and Junsu ... Mmmm

The only way this picture would reach a level of amazingness is if they were both shirtless. I wouldn't question why the two of them are working in the studio shirtless. Hey, whatever gets the creativity juices flowing! With that in mind, has Chance ever flashed us those beauties before? I don't think so ... that's something he needs to work on. I think we'd all like to see some of that, right? I know I sure would.

But this is just lovely, with two of my bbs sitting there, deep in concentration.

I have to draw attention to Junsu's fingers. Look at how long and slender they are. I wonder what I would have to do to make him play the piano on me BIGBANG-style. What do you think? Is he more of a "thigh player" or a "torso player" or maybe a "back player"? Maybe a good combination of all three? Hell, I will paint keys on my body and just lie there completely still while he plays Mozart on me.

He could use this as a reward method. When he comes home from work and there's the most delicious dinner waiting for him on the table, piano time. When I don't go over our credit card limit and receive a gigantic bill in the mail, piano time. Oh, he'll train me to be a Stepford Wife very quickly.

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Junsu, Where Have You Been All My Life?

I knew this day would come. I knew one morning I would wake up and just feel an automatic, irresitible attraction toward you. You should feel proud of yourself, bb. I've completely ignored Master GD all day, and from previous experience, that's very hard for any idol to accomplish. Like, ever.

Do you ever wear the boxers I [and my readers] gave you? I hope you do, and I hope you think of me when you do. I'm pretty sure you've at least once run out of clean underwear, and on laundry day you're left with zero pairs of underwear. Not really feeling like going commando (because you're famous, and one wardrobe malfunction and money shot could get you exiled from Korea), you remember our present to you. You put on those white boxers with "TKPA" in nice, big letters, covering your muscular thigh. "Vocal Sextasy" written across your glorious ass. And I hope that after you've put those on, you decide to check in and see if anything new has been written about you.

So you sit on your bed, laptop in front of you, wearing nothing but those boxers ... and look down at your thigh so you can get the URL correct. And that is when you see this post. This post written and dedicated entirely to you and how fine as fuck you are. It's okay to be cocky, Junsu. None of us are blaming you or thinking negatively about you. Like my favorite movie The Producers says, "When you got it, flaunt it." Junsu, bb ... flaunt that shit all over the world.

I want to go back to you being practically naked on the bed. I really like that thought. Tremendous amounts. I only wish that I was there in person, with you in South Korea, to take in that beautiful sight of muscle after muscle, hear your ridiculous yet oddly knee-weakening slang, smell your freshly washed skin from that hot, steamy shower, run my fingers through that slightly damp hair, and of course taste those luscious lips.

Sight. Sound. Smell. Touch. Taste. Ignite those senses, bb. Make them go haywire. Over and over. I promise I will return the favor. As many times as you want, wherever you want. In bed, in the shower, in the hallway, in the kitchen, in the elevator, in the stairwell, in the car, in the back of the 2PM while the rest of the members are sleeping or listening to their iPods, in the dance studio in front of that mirror-lined wall, in the recording studio so we can have some audio souvenirs for later. Anywhere you want it, bb.

And I promise, I will not blog about it. No, what happens between Junsu and TKPA, stays between Junsu and TKPA.

Also, on a sidenote ... now that you are injured and will need to recooperate for a few weeks, it looks like I will be catering to your every need. I will gladly do this, whether it is by making you all sorts of fantastic dinners, or baking sweet treats for you, or even cuddling up at night and being your own personal teddy bear that hugs back. Even if you want nothing but sex for the next five months. Whatever bb wants, bb gets.

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Aw, Poor Junsu

Poor Junsu won't be receving his TKPA boxers tonight!

It's okay, though. Our Vocal Sextasy needs to rest as much as possible so he can join the boys when they make their way to the west coast of the States.

Soon enough, though, he will get them, and here is to hoping that Thai Me Up tweets about the boxers in the meantime!

Good luck to Beki (who will be throwing Junsu's and Junho's) and to Kiara (who will be throwing Wooyoung's) tonight! You ladies will need it!

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Come the Night of June 10th ...

This will be Sexy Beast Taek. I just know it.

Do you know why June 10th?

Because that will be the night that Thai Me Up and Beastly Maknae receive their TKPA boxers (by way of @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl) in Dallas. Vocal Sextasy, Big Booty Junee, and WooyoUNF will receive theirs June 6th in New York (by way of @KRBekimon_SHOCK and @kiwichan08).

No doubt Junsu, Junho, and Wooyoung will be bragging for four days about how they received boxers from a perverted fan, and the rest of them didn't. And you see how happy Chansung will be when he and Khun get theirs? Taek will probably think that he has been neglected by this sick, demented person who has thrown all the other members boxers.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. Then he will see that he hasn't been forgotten, that he will be getting his in San Francisco on the 13th (by way of @ButterflySnrida).

Okay, I know I'm totally demented, but that's why you all love me (right?).

The point is, these boys will receive these boxers.

They will be curious. (Because who the hell gives boxers with nicknames like "Thai Me Up" and "Vocal Sextasy" in BIG block letters on the back?)

They will find the time to look at this site. (The printed URL is for this purpose)

They will either think I am: a) hilarious, b) demented, c) obsessed, d) all of the above.

They will read comments that you leave on posts about them. (Highly suggest you don't comment as "Anonymous" anymore)

And maybe, just maybe, will they tell others (meaning K-Pop idols) about this blog. And that, dear friends, is when the real fun (and the panic) starts.

Which means I need to start blogging my ass off for the next month so they have a lot more juicy things to read about themselves and about their peers. (It also means you should comment your ass off too).

Oh, June 6-13th will be a very stressful, on edge time for me.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT2PMISGOINGTOKNOWWHOIAM.
THEYWILLPROBABLYREADEVERYDIRTYTHINGIHAVEEVERWRITTENABOUTTHEM.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

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2PM BOXERS ARE HERE!

Before I package these lovelies up and send them off to be thrown at the six luscious 2PM men, I promised I would update you all on the process. And yesterday they arrived at my house! I was literally so spastic about receiving the mail when I logged onto the internet earlier in the morning and saw that the package had been processed at my local mail center and would be delivered later in the day.

And after putting them through the wash (because they smelled like gross ink and packaging, and now they smell pretty), I have taken pictures, rolled them up, and I am even more excited to bring them back to the post office to mail them out!

And the final product, what the boys will see on stage:

 

I rolled them up this way ... because if you look at it, it just looks like a t-shirt. Won't they be surprised when they unroll it to reveal boxers?

Again, Junho's, Junsu's, and Wooyoung's boxers will be thrown in New York. Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas. And Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco. Thank you to the lovely ladies who are throwing these for me and for all of my blogstalkers!

Thank you to everyone who donated and helped out with the funding of this project! Collectively, $98.17 was put towards the boxers (with me making up the difference) so believe me when I say that this would not have been made possible without your help!!

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Junsu Finally Has a Nickname!

Thanks to @KRBekimon_SHOCK, Junsu finally has an official TKPA nickname. I know, the keyword is finally. But isn't it better that I take my time and consider this carefully before giving him something stupid that he is stuck with?

Junsu's nickname ... Vocal Sextasy.

Very fitting, isn't it? Yeah, I thought so when Beki suggested it.

Now that he has been named, it is time I start working on those boxers. I still need some people to throw Taekyeon's, Chansung's, Nichkhun's, and Wooyoung's in ANY city besides New York.

If you love me and the dirty things I write, you will do it. If you love 2PM and the pure sex surrounding them, you will do it.

Guilt trip, guilt trip, guilt trip.

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I Love It When Idols Get Dirty

And not like sexually dirty, because rarely ever happens unless it's BIGBANG. I am talking about filthy dirty. It feels like 2PM has been doing that a lot lately. (Remember this? And this?)

I'm late on everything now, so I know you've all seen, spazzed, and drooled over 2PM's new MV "Without U." Oh, I love the dirtiness of it all. The black rain, the soaking wet clothing ... it really is the perfect male idol music video.

I take that back. It'd be perfect if they were all shirtless. Or naked, but beggars can't necessarily be choosers. So, I'll take a little half-naked in the rain action if it is ever offered. (Hint, hint JYP!)

Before I continue, I have to take a moment to say DAMN, JUNSU!!!!!

Oh, bb. I never knew your arms were so ripped. It kind of surprised me, to be honest. Seeing the agony/anger in your face as you sing your little heart out, in the black rain, soaking wet in a black tank top ... D-A-M-N. I am really glad I stuck you in the Friends With Benefits category forever ago. I knew that eventually I'd have some lustful feelings for you, where you just do it for me for a short period of time. And on another note, there is a TKPA nickname for you now. Stay tuned for that.

And WooyoUNF. Your arms are pretty damn sex too. Where have you been hiding those babies?

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHED AT SEXY BEAST TAEK'S FACE.

Are you orgasming or about to go into battle?

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Boxers for 2PM ... (Insert Evil Laughter)

Earlier I tweeted this:

Someone offered to throw boxers on stage during the 2PM show in NYC. I am thinking of putting "Sexy Beast Taek" or "Thai Me Up" or "Beastly Maknae" across the ass. Question is, who should be the lucky idol to receive it? Taek, Khun, or Chansung?

Khun actually received the most votes, but it will make me sad to know that the other five boys might possibly feel left out and unloved by this mystery TKPA-person. And I can't have that. I can't have those luscious men thinking that I do not love them as much as I love Khun. They're all equal in my eyes, in my heart, and in my ovaries.

With that being said, I need five more people to step up to the plate right now. And I mean NEED. If you're planning on attending the Wonder Girls concert with 2PM as the opening act, or you know someone who is going, and wouldn't mind throwing a pair of boxers with one of the boys' nicknames on the back, then let me know.

The reason I'm asking for five different people? Because I want them to think that the person throwing the boxers is a crazy stalker, who is following them around the country. Well, no I don't actually want them to think that, but I can't have someone throwing six pairs of boxers on stage. I mean, if you're brave and willing, the most you could do would be like two.

They'll be in Washington D.C., Atlanta, Chicago, Houston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Anaheim, and San Francisco.

Any takers? Know anyone who'd be willing? Seriously, time is crucial on this one, so let me know ASAP.

Across the ass of the boxers, it will have their TKPA nicknames. In case you've forgotten, Taekyeon = Sexy Beast Taek, Nichkhun = Thai Me Up, Wooyoung = WooyoUNF, Chansung = Beastly Maknae, Junho = Big Booty Junee, Junsu = Vocal Sextasy.

On the front leg/thigh area it will read in b-i-g letters "TKPA" and then on the crotch/fly it will read www.thekpopaddict.com, because that is one place they will be absolutely sure to see it.

I'm making my goals happen, damn it!

EMAIL ME if you're interested!

EDIT: Junho's and Junsu's boxers will be thrown in NYC by @KRBekimon_SHOCK. Wooyoung's will be thrown by @kiwichan08.

EDIT: Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas by @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl.

EDIT: Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco by @ButterflySnrida.

YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU ALL FOR DOING THIS!

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Nichkhun Finally Has a TKPA Nickname!

Yes, I know. FINALLY being the keyword. There was nothing worthy for Nichkhun, though. Nothing that stood out and made me think, THAT'S IT!!!

Well, that was up until yesterday when @oneherowildsoul came up with Thai Me Up.

W-I-N.

So, dry those tears, Thai Me Up. You officially have a TKPA nickname.

Now all we need to do is find one for Junsu ...

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Thank You, Khun!

Thank you for tweeting this picture at some point last night. I am in love with it, and I am also really, really, insanely glad that The Riddler is no more. Thank you, bb.

The 2PM boys are looking super delicious in this. I don't know why K-Pop groups always have to have one blonde member, but considering Nichkhun's hair is not orange, I will put aside the fact that I don't necessarily like blonde hair on Asian men and be grateful for this. Because, in all honestly, it doesn't look half bad on Khun. He looks really good.

Sexy Beast Taek is looking ... mmm. (By the way, you know he has a Twitter?)

But you know who stood out the most to me? WooyoUNF. DAMN HE IS LOOKING SOOOOO GOOD.

2PM, please have your comeback now. Please. Please.

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Um, Did Anyone Else Notice This?

Okay, this picture has it all.

For one, it's hot because it's four of six 2PM members. Two, Beastly Maknae puckering up his lips like that ... oh, damn. Three, Junsu is so adorable, as well as Nichkhun. Four, seeing how tan Sexy Beast Taek is compared to Khun is hilarious. Seriously, Khunnie, it's called a "spray tan."

But did anyone else besides me notice one extra guest in the picture? Do you see it? Look really hard, you might spot it.

Do you see the massive golf-ball shaped tumor-like-thing sticking out of SBT's foot?

Now, I'm not a "foot" girl. Not a fetish of mine; I hate having my feet being touched (that's because I'm extremely ticklish there, but that's beside the point). But I like my men to have nice, pretty feet. Because I don't want our potential children to have ugly ass, gnarly feet.

Dude, Taek ... you have some ugly ass, gnarly feet.

I sincerely apologize if I ruined this picture for you.

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What You're Missing -- Part V

Dear Dirty, Filthy Junsu,

I am currently drawing you a bath. Remove all your clothes, that furry piece of roadkill on your head, and get in the tub. I will scrub your body with papaya body wash and make you squeaky clean ... only to dirty you up later in bed by covering you from head to toe in sweat and saliva.

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Get the Fuck Over It, Hottests

Dear Hottests,

Jay is gone. Your "leadja" is not returning to 2PM. There will be six members to the group. 7 - 1 does not equal 0, it equals six. A six-membered 2PM does not make them 6PM. Jay is in America. He is home, where he belongs. Boycotting does nothing. Making threats to kill yourself in front of the JYPE building does nothing but make you look like an idiot.

Get the fuck over it and move on.

I will be the first to admit that I would love to see Jay back in the group, but I have also stated from day one that I didn't believe he'd be back anytime soon, if he came back at all. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAKING MONEY.

Honestly, Jay fucked up. He did. Was it right for all of South Korea to react the way they did? No, absolutely not. But it still doesn't change the fact that he fucked up. Twice, according to the JYPE official statement. I don't know what Jay did, nor do I care. If it's as horrible as everyone is making it out to be, why the hell would you want to know that?

Why are you demanding that what he did be released to the public? You keep saying Hottests deserve to know ... actually, you don't deserve to know. Because that is personal. That is something that impacts Jay's life, Junsu's life, Junho's life, Wooyoung's life, Nichkhun's life, Taekyeon's life, and Chansung's life directly. IT DOES NOT IMPACT YOU. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

And even if they did release the reason, how could YOU be so selfish in demanding that? Yeah, that's right. It's selfish of you to demand it. Have you ever thought about what EXACTLY it could be? Have you ever thought that if it is so bad that no one can speak of it, that it could very well DESTROY Jay's life? Are you all really that selfish that you need to satisfy yourself, give yourselves peace of mind rather than hope and pray that whatever it is Jay did will not harm his NEW life in America? If you're all so interested in protecting "Leadja," then shouldn't you be demanding NOT to have this reason released?

Also, this boycott is the stupidest thing ever. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. A six-membered 2PM has actually been doing fine without Jay. You know why? Because they're talented and because rational people recognize that even though they are one less member, their talent has not changed. But go ahead and turn your backs on the men you once loved and obsessed over. Way to claim to be a Hottest.

I honestly don't blame them for saying that 2PM would be better without Jay. Because they have been doing fine without him, and because they have to worry about THEMSELVES and their families and their lives and their futures. Can you honestly blame them for looking out for themselves? Jay screwed up, whatever he did that is so horrendous could also screw up their future. Again, if you claim to be Hottests, you'd be supportive of the future of Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung, Taekyeon, Nichkhun, and Chansung.

I just have to also mention that I heard some people actually talking about committing suicide outside of the JYPE building. I hope that is just a rumor, and nothing serious, because that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You're really going to end your life because Jay is not coming back to 2PM? Okay, great. Make ALL SEVEN men live in guilt for the rest of their lives because you're a fucking dumbass.

I will support 2PM. 2PM consists of Junsu, Junho, Taekyeon, Wooyoung, Nichkun, and Chansung. I will not boycott this nor will I sign any petitions against them, so don't bother asking me to even spread the word. With or without Jay, I support 2PM.

With that said, I will also support Jay in whatever he decides to do in life. If he somehow makes it here in the American music industry, I will support him. If he decides to stay out of the limelight and live a quiet life in Seattle, then I will support him. If you love him as much as you claim you do, you'd do the exact same thing.

7 - 1 = 6

Oh, and feel free to unfollow me on Twitter or leave hate comments below. It doesn't bother me. You've all asserted your feelings and opinions VERY strongly since September. I feel I should be able to do the same.

And then there is part two of this post ...

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L-O-L-tastic 2PM

What can I say about this? There's just too much going on all at once for me to even write about, but I'll do my best to break it down, TKPA-style, one member at a time.

Wooyoung and Sexy Beast Taek are in the background acting like dorks and dancing like white boys.

Eight Pack Abs Jay realizes how idiotic they look and tries to back away with that little dance move so they don't notice. Good one, Jay.

Nichkhun is sad that I noticed SBT and Woo and Jay first, but then he perks up and winks and blows me a kiss. The wink is the code that we have to meet for dinner and dessert (aka, mindblowing sex). After all, we have to work on procreating a mixed baby.

Big Booty Junee and Junsu want me to pay more attention to them, thus the ripping of the shirt right off their bodies. Very nicely done, guys. You have my full attention.

Beastly Maknae knows how to take control of that TKPA-spotlight, though. You see how nonchalantly he unzips his shirt, flashes those pecs and abs, and gives a little grrr-face? Bravo, maknae. Bravo.

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2PM + Inkigayo = Pure Sex

No, really. It was pure fucking sex.

I have to admit that I have never stayed up to watch Inkigayo live before, seeing as how it's at two in the morning in my time zone (three in the morning, before the time change). And then you have to include the hour of watching and spazzing, and then an hour wind-down period afterward ... damn. It's worth it, though. So damn worth it.

2PM had their comeback stage. It was just ... I'm still speechless. Instead of words I just have a longing and the urge to cage Sexy Beast Taek like the wild, savage animal he is and then just unleash him in my bedroom. SBT aside (for now, anyway) ... damn were those boys the TKPA definition of pure sex. I mean that.

If you did not find their entire stage presence unbearably sexy, if you didn't wish that you could just rip their clothes off with your mind,  then you're insane.

Just check out the intro:

I love how they bust through the ice. That's ice, not glass. You can see the bits of water dripping off of it, plus glass would not break like that. And ice is much easier to clean up than broken glass. They all looked amazingly angry-sexy busting through it, but do you know who did it best?

Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek.

Seriously, when I saw Beastly Maknae bust through that ice, I almost exploded. He has been majorly working for me as of late. Seeing raw passion like that from him ... damn, damn, damn. And I don't even think I need to get into Sexy Beast Taek and him busting through that, do I? He must have read this post the other day, in which I said that SBT could make the damn bed bust through the wall, because he sure proved me correct with the angry-sex face to the max. And he continued to look like pure, raw, angry-sex throughout the intro.

When they get into the actual performance ... okay, the microphones were very shitty. But I wasn't really paying attention to the sound quality, truthfully.

I'm just going to say that I am incredibly glad I stuck Junsu in the Friends with Benefits category, because I knew that one day I would lust after him just the proper amount to make me want him naked in my bed for a little booty call. I really am happy I didn't stick him in a brotherly-love type of category, because I'd feel disgusted having dirty thoughts about him.

As for Nichkhun ... my God I am glad he's my future baby daddy. Really, really glad. Although the whole pony-tail, schit tzu hairstyle crap needs to disappear and fast. Khun, lovely, please cut your hair short again. It looks ten times better on you. But ridiculous hair aside, you were looking phenomenal.

One more major, important thing that has to go ... the cheerleader pyramid. Seriously, what is that about? Really, JYP? Really? It's not enough that you actually approved these boys to wear polka-dot suits the first time around, but you actually made them do a freaking cheerleader pyramid? I have a feeling that someone in the K-Pop world is reading this, because SBT's "cobwebs" miraculously disappeared, as did the the polka-dot suits, after I ranted about them. So, now that I'm asking nicely for the the pyramid to just go down in the K-Pop history books as a major L-O-L factor, I expect it to happen. Make them do a few chest pops or hip thrusts instead. Much better.

I'm ridiculously biased with my boys, I know. Big Booty Junee and Wooyoung were looking like sex too. Feel free to spazz about them in the comments, I'll join you.

I'm going to stop writing now so I can watch their performance. Again and again and again and again ... wrong song, I know, but it still fits.

PS--If you didn't see it on Twitter last night, I found Sexy Beast Taek's bulge. You can see it HERE and HERE. You're welcome.

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New Category: Friends with Benefits

Yesterday I was at a loss of where to place Junsu from 2PM, yet that dilemma has now been solved as he has started a brand spankin' new category.

Friends with Benefits.

It's extremely fitting for Junsu, as I don't particularly feel the same want and desire that I feel toward his fellow members Sexy Beast Taek and Nichkhun. But I couldn't very well stick him in a friends-only zone or a "brotherly love" category, just in case I ever saw a performance/amazingly-hot-photo-shoot where I had those feelings of want (like in the above picture where I just want to kiss his lips). That'd be sort of incestuous, you know? So Junsu and I will remain friends, every so often hooking up after a drunken night at a party or out at a club, or whenever we're both in between relationships.

It's the perfect category for him, don't you think?

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2PM's Junsu is Uncategorized

I love every member of 2PM. Slightly less than I love every member of Super Junior, but there's still love there.

Junsu makes me smile just looking at his face. I want to hug him.

It's weird that I don't have any dirty, highly inappropriate to be writing about, thoughts pertaining to this man. I mean, he isn't in the BFF category of Jokwon where I marvel over the body but keep it strictly friendship, and he definitely isn't in the Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy category alongside fellow member Chansung and Taeyang.

I'm having a hard time placing you, lovely. And it's bothering me. I'm sorry, really I am. One day I'll find the best possible category for you, even if I have to make one up. If this truly bothers you and impacts your ability to carry on throughout your day, functioning normally, and keeps you awake at night, tossing and turning ... well, I guess you can come cuddle next to me. It's the least I can do.

What category should Junsu be placed in? An existing one or does this delicious piece of man deserve to have his own?

TKPA