TOTAL SPAZZ POST

If you did not see the link that I retweeted this weekend, you're missing out on what is easily considered top five greatest things I have ever seen or have had happened to me. Yeah, it's that good, folks.

Pay attention to what is in Peter's hands at 0:32.

Look familiar?

OH. MY. GOD.

I know it shouldn't come as a shock, considering I sent it to them .... but they actually never tweeted that they received it (which they normally do when fans send them things), so I thought it was lost among the endless packages they received, if it even reached them at all. And then, to see it in Peter's hands on national Korean television ...

Even now I get all giddy and slightly teary-eyed and I just thank God that I have that Martha Stewart tendency sometimes.

But more importantly ... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. ASAP.

This entire thing has me confused. When I first watched it on my phone, I was like "Aw, they're showing what fans had given them. Someone made them like a mix-tape CD or something and THERE'S MY TIN! HOLY SHIT MY TIN!" And then when I watched it on a computer (paying more attention) I saw that they were making a CD, the custom label saying "One Way's Special Gift 'Beautiful'." So I'm even more confused as to what is going on and I really really wish that they had a freaking subbing team who would have already translated this so American girls like me who can only say "hello" and "thank you" and "I love you" in Korean won't have a freaking panic attack trying to figure out what is being said.

One Way, what are you doing to me?

If you know what is being said or you know anyone who can translate it, please please please please comment below with what's being said.

Oh and to Chance, and Young Sky, and Peter ... thank you for showing it off on TV :)

OKAY NOW GET TO TRANSLATING OR ELSE I QUIT BLOGGING. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ULTIMATUM?!

TKPA

**EDIT**

I had the awesome @mizz_julie from 21BANGS translate what the boys were saying.

Young Sky: In order to pay back our fans for supporting, we thought a lot of ways and we decided on this.
Chance: How are our fans when we're up on stage?
Peter: They like it.
Chance: Ee'll make it an English title and make it "Beautiful." There's only one copy of this CD and it's finished.
Young Sky: We recorded, produced, wrote the lyrics and everything so please listen to it well.
Peter: Be happy in 2011 with our music.

WTF DOES THIS MEAN, ONE WAY?!?!?!?! Who is the CD for? A random fan that you'll pick on Twitter? For me because you're holding one of the tins I made you?

Oh my God, I'm so confused. This is giving me a headache.

Everyone tweet this post to the boys and maybe they'll give us an answer. Because this is just too much for my little fangirl heart to handle.

Thank you, Julie :)

I Wanna Stand Under Young Sky's Umbrella-ella-ella

It's been music video release after release and I am loving all this fresh meat to gush over! The latest in hopping on the new MV train is One Way with their extremely overdue release of "Rainy Days." But I love them, and you love them, so that's why we waited so long, ever so patiently.

And it was kinda worth it. When I say "kinda," I mean "totally and completely."

I need to be hooked right from the beginning when it comes to watching a new video and Chance did not disappoint. I'm a sucker for a man sitting at a piano, singing his heart out. Flawless is the only way to accurately describe his singing, to describe him in general.

Oh, and really freaking gorgeous. That's another way to describe him.

This might sound a little odd, but I really want to see in black and white. I don't want to see in technicolor anymore, guys. I want to see everything as if it's from a 1950's sitcom. The reason for this is simple: Young Sky makes black and white look amazing. I want that amount of amazing in my life on a daily basis.

Then again, he looks ridiculously good in technicolor, so maybe I will settle for the real life Pleasantville experience. Start off black and white, then after a few make-out sessions in the back of a 1953 Henry J Corsair down by the lake with Sky, we'll be bursting at the seams with color!

Confession: The highlight of any One Way song for me is whenever Young Sky opens his mouth.

Chance, you must be reading this blog. You know I love some Chance-Junsu combo, so I thank you for giving me a nice little dose of the two of you. It is just what I needed to start 2011 off the correct way.

Now I have a few problems with this video. The first one being WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! WHY IS HE LIKE THE EMO KID IN THE ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF, AWAY FROM THE OTHER KIDS?? WHAT THE HELL, HE ONLY SINGS ONE PART?! ONE FREAKING PART?!

PETER, PETER BABY WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH JUNSU OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND SAY "THIS IS MY GROUP, YOU DOUCHE"?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM "THIS IS MY CHORUS"?! WHY WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME??

I guess there have been rumors on other blogs (never this one because we don't gossip here!) that our perpetual man-child Peter has gained some weight and that's why he wasn't in the video as much. All I can say to Peter is that if my cookies had anything to do with those alleged pounds, I am so sorry and please accept my effort in making it up to you by letting me be your work-out buddy. I'll meet you in your bedroom.

Another problem I have with the video ... no, with the song ... is that thing that Junsu does. You know what I'm talking about. He does it in every single 2PM song. That riff thing that ends up sounding more like someone is drowning a cat rather than actual singing. I'm sorry, but from 3:30 to 3:50 in "Rainy Days," that was completely unnecessary and it only detracted from the beauty of the song.

Chance's vocals weren't displayed nearly as much as they should have been, what they're capable of, and the same goes for Peter's vocals. I honestly think the song would have been better without Junsu because the three of them combined are ridiculously talented and really don't need to have another artist "featured" on one of their songs.

You can disagree, that's fine.

Check out the video of One Way's new single "Rainy Days" featuring Junsu below!

TKPA

One Way Project Is Complete!

I kind of channeled Martha Stewart on this project, but the results were amazing so I could really careless if an "Anonymous" person starts commenting about how it's lame.

Anyway, I posted a few weeks ago that I wanted to do this and not many people responded with an interest to help out. I even said on Twitter that if anyone donated, I would list your name and Twitter name so the boys would know it was from you as well. Major, major, major, MAJOR thanks to @QueenNeesee for going half with me on shipping! You're awesome!

A more detailed explanation on how to do this process can be found here, so if you'd like to do it for yourself or for the upcoming holiday season, definitely check it out. It's relatively simple, just time consuming.

I started off with a metal tin purchased from Michael's (or any craft store).

Then I lightly sanded it with some sandpaper. If you're using a cookie tin that has decorations on it, you have to sand the crap out of it. But since this was just plain old metal, I only had to do it enough to take the "shine" off.

Then I painted it black.

On white cardstock, I printed out a one way street sign, measured it to fit the lid, and glued it using Mod Podge, then covered the whole tin in the Mod Podge to seal the paint and to prevent it from chipping (and it makes it look all nice and shiney).

As for the cookies ... that was actually the hard part. I had it mind to make these awesome vegan chocolate chip cookies for Young Sky. I tracked down the vegan butter substitute (hard to find) and bought some non-dairy chocolate chips (if you're wondering, Ghiradelli makes non-dairy chocolate chips, so those are vegan). But then I messed up and grabbed the wrong egg "substitute." I thought it was what I needed, but I didn't see the words "egg product" on the carton until I had already poured in one egg. Fantastic.

I'm not stupid, though. In my defense those letters were really tiny.

End result, I still have some pretty awesome chocolate chip cookies made with soy butter. And you can't even taste the difference.

So I put Sky's cookies on hold and made Chance and Peter's chocolate sugar cookies, sandwiched together with melted Cadbury chocolate in the middle. Even with the chocolate overload, those are easily in the top ten best things I've ever tasted.

Saturday morning, I had to get up early and do a take two on Sky's cookies and mail these babies out before the post office closed. Went to the grocery store, got the right kind of egg substitute I needed, drove home, got two blocks away before realizing ... I forgot the chocolate chips.

Which is why Sky will be receiving vegan sugar cookies rolled in cinnamon and sugar. And they're yummy (I had to try one, because what if it was bad and I sent it out?). I put all the cookies in ziploc bags to keep them fresh.

And then the final project, with cookies inside:

I included a note to One Way as well, telling them that even though we have sent gifts to other idols before, that nothing handmade/painted has come from myself and my blog readers. I even wrote (the 2PM boxers were a big hit). So imagine if Chance gets to talk with Junsu about these awesome cookies a fan sent (what if Junsu eats one?!) and hey, she also gave him some boxers before? What's that about?

I think I'm on my way to becoming a K-Pop male idol household name. Hey, as long as they love me and don't fear me, I'm good.

Once again, thanks to @QueenNeesee for helping out! And to Chance, Peter, and Young Sky, if you are reading this (because I wrote the blog URL on the letter), thanks for being amazing and for giving me an excuse to channel Martha Stewart!

TKPA

Mini Project for One Way!

I'm devising a mini-project for One Way that I will complete probably in the next two weeks or so, but I need your help!

If you've seen my tweets, you know I can bake. But I'm not just going to bake them cookies [from scratch] and send them in a freaking Tupperware container. So I'm pulling out my crafting skills and I will be restyling a cookie tin to personalize it for the One Way boys.

I've made some before, a few months back. These were plain tins from the craft store, added some paint, some designed card stock, and some sealer and there you go ...

But my idea for One Way is to get a large one (kind of like the circular one on the left) and paint it black, print out a one way street sign on some white card stock, adhere it to the top, and there you freaking go ... personalized just for our Twitter-addicts!

Here's my dilemma when it comes to the actual cookies ... Young Sky is vegan. I've never made vegan anything before. I'm really scared they're going to taste awful because I've never made them. So, it's a risk on my part, but I also have absolutely no idea what kind of cookies to make him! This is where I need your help. If you have any vegan recipes (there's bound to be at least one vegan following me) please email them to me ASAP!

I also don't really know what to make for Chance and Peter ... but I'm going to be safe and make chocolate chip cookies. Unless you happen to know their favorites, in which case, let me know! I was thinking of making some ANZAC biscuits for Peter to give him a little taste of Australia, but I couldn't find a recipe that was consistent.

Funding for this project is minimal, but if you'd like to make a small donation for shipping or you have any other ideas that we can also include, let me know! These tins are actually a lot of hard work and baking those vegan cookies will definitely be a pain in my ass, but I want to keep this really small and nothing big.

I've been waiting for the weather to get a bit cooler so the cookies will handle better during shipping, so the deadline for any donations or ideas will be November 1st. I want to have everything shipped out by the 6th.

(PS -- If you donate, I will include your twitter name along with the package so they will know you helped out)

Spread the word about finding me a vegan recipe! Thanks, guys!

TKPA

I'm Going to Keep My Envy to a Minimum

When One Way was in Manila last week, one of my blog-stalkers from the beginning was there to see them. Naturally, I am a nice shade of green right about now. Especially since she had extremely close connections to the boys which had her right in their tent/dressing room. Yes, she saw One Way's pants on the floor.

And if she were the cause as to why those pants were on the floor, hell I would be throwing a parade for her right now despite the fact that I would be screaming with jealousy inside. Unfortunately for her, she wasn't the cause of those pants scattered about, so there's no parade. Sorry, Jenny.

However ... damn Young Sky is gorgeous. Really, really gorgeous. And Jenny not only got one picture with him:

She has two:

A jealous person would make a comment about how his hand is like right there on her bare shoulder. An insanely obsessed person would want to ask how soft his skin is. Me? I'm not going to do either, because I'm trying to keep my envy and delusions to a minimum.

Even the back of his head is gorgeous.

Her luck doesn't end there, though. Monday night, after One Way's radio show ... they called her.

THEY.

CALLED.

HER.

Even though I want to add a "lucky bitch" right about now, I'm going to refrain because Jenny (being the loyal blog-stalker she is) gave me and the blog a little shout out. So you should listen to next Monday night's show because the incredibly lucky girl they'll play their call with is Jenny.

If you want to read her entire fan account about meeting One Way, you can click here. Another tidbit for you that will either make you squeal with joy or cry with jealousy ... Chance remembered her.

Why do I live in America?

TKPA

One Way's Romance with Twitter

The three men sure do have a unique relationship with their Twitter accounts.

First we have Young Sky, who according to Peter, rarely comes online and a reply from him means it is your lucky day. Though he's a little more active than Chance, he has not yet reached his full Twitter potential. I do love how this morning he was complaining about his computer not working. It's random tweets like this that make me believe wholeheartedly one day he will embrace his looming Twitter addiction.

Then there's Chance, the RT King. Most of the things he has been tweeting as of late have been retweets of pictures of "one way" traffic signs that fans have been tweeting to him (got that?). While it isn't all he tweets, he also informs us of music collaborations with other K-Pop artists, when he's in the studio, and even is nice enough to tell fans when he'll be at the airport (arriving early, nonetheless) so they can have an impromptu, informal meet-and-greet.

And that leaves Peter, who is a full-blown tweet whore. Whether it is posting pictures of himself or his dog or the back of Young Sky's head, giving us all play-by-play commentary on South Korea's, England's, and Australia's matches during the World Cup, or just simply being an insomniac like the best of us, Peter has fully embraced his Twitter addiction.

Now all he needs to do is shed some like on the other two and hopefully they will follow in his footsteps.

And when that happens and they tweet as much as Peter, I will have to disable text message notificiations from them, as they will blow up my phone.

TKPA

Young Sky? More Like Young Skunk

I will never understand why those evil cows are so determined to mess with perfection. Young Sky was fine, just fine, without them.

And now he looks like a skunk.

Awesome. Just ... awesome.

Did you pick up on the sarcasm? You should have. I'm sorry, I know it isn't his fault and I know I have bitched and bitched and bitched and B-I-T-C-H-E-D about how I hate Korean stylists more than any other group of people or thing on this planet ... but I just have to take it out a bit on Young Sky.

Complaint #1 - This has been done before. Yesung. Super Junior. Ringing a bell?

What the hell ever happened to "originality," people?

Complaint #2 - WHY MUST YOU MESS WITH PERFECTION, YOUNG SKY? Why? I mean ... WHY?!

Complaint #3 - Yes, when Master GD was blonde, I hated it at first. Then I accepted it, embraced it, loved it. Do I believe that any other Asian man needs to take a crack at being blonde? No. Even just a little blonde? Hell no. You might remind me of G Baby, Young Sky, but just because I kind-of-sort-of want GD's hair blonde again doesn't mean I will accept you with the same, open arms.

Complaint #4 - Why blonde? Why not red? Or green? Or freaking neon pink? Key switches it up on us, he's a little daring. ANYTHING BUT THE SKUNK LOOK.

Complaint #5 - Why didn't you buy your stylist a donut and a cup of coffee before they did this to you? A little act of kindness goes a long way.

Complaint #6 - I see you and Peter trying to give us all the seductive, bedroom look. You're trying to distract us from your hair. Do you seriously learn this in K-Pop 101?

I have the biggest urge to just call you Y-Skunk until this heinous hairstyle is gone.

And that's exactly what I'm going to do.

TKPA

Messages for One Way!

Yes, they're new to the K-Pop scene, but we're already filled with such excitement for their future. Show the boys that you love them by leaving semi-short messages below. Remember to include your first name, age, country, Twitter URL, and your website URL (optional).

Tell Peter, Chance, and Young Sky exactly why you love them so much after such a short time!

BIGBANG Look-a-likes - Take Two!

Yeah, I've been saying it for the last few days. Young Sky from One Way reminds me of our beloved Sex God. Again, not identical or anything like that ... but there is a slight resemblance there.

I apologize for Sex God looking like the Hulk, but the "Number 1" MV I pulled it from sucked in quality. Regardless, I freaking see it. Cheek bones, especially.

TKPA

Oh, Young Sky

I don't know what it is about you, boo-face.

I don't know if it's the fact that you're brand spankin' new to the K-Pop scene.

I don't know if it has anything to do with the fact that you're a rapper.

I don't know if it is because you remind me so much of my beloved Sex God and Master GD.

I don't know if it is the fact that your jaw looks insanely make-out worthy and I kind of am beginning to forget about making out with Chance's jaw now.

But whatever it is, Young Sky ... I really want you.

I joined the international forum for One Way just now. See, I'm not really a "forum" girl. I always feel like I have to watch every single thing I type, which me of all people I really should be doing that. I hate doing that, so it's a damn awesome thing that this blog is in existance, because I can talk dirty as much as I want and not have to worry about any mob consisting of thirteen-year-old girls with questionable English grammar attacking me/banning me.

How sad would that be to be banned from a forum?

Anyway, yeah I joined their forum. I found out some interesting things about my newest little bias and I wanted to post a dirty comment, yet I can't. So it's time for the blog to serve it's purpose.

Young Sky was raised in Sydney, Australia.

Australian. Accent. No. Engrish.

OH MY, the thought of that accent telling me dirty things ... mmm. I like that thought very much. Very, very much.

He's also a vegetarian, which is extremely important to know so when I'm making him breakfast the next morning I don't fuck up any future potential by bringing him steak and eggs or bacon or sausage. I'll have to stick to making him pancakes with blueberries for eyes and strawberries making up the spikey hair and a little line of whipped cream for the smile.

And you know that when I go to wake him up and hand him the plate of the pancake smiley face and a nice cold glass of freshly squeezed orange juice ... that the can of whipped cream will be joining us. Because whoever said you have to have dessert at night, after dinner?

Young Sky, I hope you read this.

The Boyfriend, I hope you don't.

Join the forum and make sure to follow the forum's Twitter account if you're digging the boys!

TKPA

Even More One Way!

I feel just like I did when MBLAQ debuted and I went all bat-shit crazy over them. I still go bat-shit crazy over them, but it's semi-toned down a few notches. The boys of One Way will eventually have me thinking rationally, but for now I cannot get enough, which means that I am going to be spamming you with even more perversion.

But I know you don't mind!

Young Sky, Chance, and Peter

You should love them if you already do not. And if you do not, you're insane and I suggest you stop reading this blog altogether because I don't like insane people reading it. But if you don't like them because you have not yet been introduced to the sex and just-plain-awesome factors of Peter, Chance, and Young Sky then you are forgiven and please continue reading.

Introducing Young Sky ...

I know I'm not crazy when I say he looks similar to Sex God. Not exactly, he's his own, unique individual. But the way the camera catches his sharp features ... oh, yeah. We have another hottie rapper on our hands. I will thank the K-Pop Gods for this one endlessly. And not only is his face like our beloved T.O.P about 45% of the time, but his style is also like his about 30% of the time. Seriously, that's something Sex God would wear, look damn good in, and smolder in. Young Sky is looking damn good and smoldering in it.

Yes, Young Sky is now my new bias. Another Korean rapper added to the list.

I love Chance's jaw line. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Have I mentioned that I L-O-V-E it? I'd really like to make-out with it. That's possible, right? To make out with a body part that is not the mouth? I believe so. Add that make-out potential his jaw has with the fact that he's wearing yet another suit and you have instant Cervix Puncher material. Just sprinkle with a bit of water (or sweat) daily (or hourly), and in three weeks time, you have yourself a singing, dancing, sex machine that cleans up damn good.

And Peter. He's just so damn hot. The way he moves. The way he sings. The way he looks. Triple threat, hell yes. I'm really digging the leather jacket look he wore in the "Magic" MV. If anything, I think he reminds me of King of Foreplay and his stage presence. There's a really unique quality about him that while he's on stage doing it live, you can't really tear your eyes off him. That's a true entertainer right there.

Oh and I am in love with this song from them, "One Way."

It's amazing!

Check out their Facebook page, their YouTube page. Follow them on Twitter and also follow them individually (Chance - Peter - Young Sky).

Okay, so now I've gushed about them enough so you should be a fan. If not, stop reading right now. I have to apologize to the boys of One Way, for I caused them to lose a fan. I completely ruined them for my boyfriend.

Oops!

TKPA

Nice to Meet You, One Way. Now Please Let Me Worship You.

I think I am in love, guys. Really.
Because, yeah there's that whole thing about One Way being a nice little breath of fresh air into the K-Pop scene, and I appreciate that as much as the next K-Pop obsessed addict. But really, I am in love with them because they are gorgeous and manly and just ... damn.

Okay, I'll go more into that later. There's a lot of it and I feel like I need to actually address their music, because it's awesome. Korea really needs a group like them because they aren't so much K-POP, emphasize on the pop part. I get a mixture of Ne-Yo and the ground-worship-worthy Justin Timberlake in their choreography and their sound. Amazing. I love them. I need more of them for a very, very long time.

One paragraph is good enough, right?

Yes.

DAMN THESE MEN ARE HOT!

Chance and his whole sex-suit-complete-with-hat? You're killing us already. And I firmly believe that Peter is amazing in the bedroom from the way he was dancing in the MV for "Magic." If any of you lucky bitches find out that answer, please share.
You know who is my favorite though, right? I mean, Chance and Peter ... yeah, they're damn hot and I found myself drooling slightly while watching them ... but as soon as Young Sky graced his face on my computer screen, I totally forgot about Chance and Peter. I'm sorry, it's true.

If men could procreate with each other, Young Sky would be the offspring of Sex God and Master GD. You know how I love my rappers and those raspy voices of theirs. He has the tone of Sex God, the animated qualities of Master GD, and the flow of it is a mixture of both. Damn I am in love with this man and I can assure you all that if he keeps it up, I will be saying, "Sex God who? Master GD who?"

And that is pure blasphemy for me to write that on this blog, as G Baby owns my soul and Sex God is my freaking kryptonite.

Oh, and the most beautiful thing about One Way? You can talk to them and they'll talk back. Follow them on Twitter:

@onewayonesound, @onewaychance, @onewaypeter, @onewayyoungsky

(And if you aren't following me on Twitter yet, what the hell is wrong with you?)
I need more of One Way. I'm so excited (or "essited") to see what they have to show us in the coming months! Keep up the amazing work, guys!

TKPA