G-Dragon Has a ... a ... Girlfriend
Reportedly is the keyword here.
Okay ... I have a confession. I cannot believe I'm about to type this right now ... but ...
If it's true ... I'm happy for him.
SHOOT ME, OKAY?!
Sorry, but G-Dragon needs to get some love from somewhere and I'd rather it be with one person than multiple skanks, you know? He's less likely to pick up STDs this way. Silver lining to every dark cloud.
And hey, if Se7en can keep a relationship a secret for years, I'm pretty sure GD can keep a long distance relationship a secret.
So, G Baby ... if you're reading this, congratulations on finally letting us know you're getting some. I will still write about you in the same way I have been, so be sure to keep your girlfriend off of here. But in the event that this is false and you are single ... I only have one thing to say to you:
Remember to use condoms.
Update: According to YGE, G-Dragon and Kiko have a "close relationship" but they are not dating. Hate to be the translator of that, but in celebrity speak, that means they're together. Think of how many celebrities have said that in the past yet were actually dating. Deny, deny, deny. Regardless, I'm still happy for him. I will even throw this girl a wedding shower.