8.14.2010

The Cervix Punchers -- August Edition

Admit it ... there is just one male idol, above all others, that just does something to you. He makes your ovaries twitch and ache and makes your uterus long for a tenant for forty weeks. It doesn't matter what he does. A new or old performance, a TV appearance, or even just looking at a damn picture sends you into a complete melt-down state of wanting to enter motherhood.
You know exactly who I'm talking about.

This isn't necessarily a category, it's more like bragging rights. Only the top five will be posted on the right sidebar, like the holy list of men you want to have lots of unprotected sex with.

It can be any idol, from any group so long as he's over the legal age, so Teen Top and Taemin are disqualified. You can vote for more than one guy, because you know that I have an incredibly difficult time choosing between Joon and Seungho. I don't expect you to choose between two (or three) luscious idols; I sure as hell can't. Note: It can be as many as you want, but try to keep it under ... oh, let's say six men, okay?

I tired doing it different for the May editon by having you email me your choices, but that didn't work out well since not many participated. Thus we're going back to the old way of either commenting below or emailing me (if you choose). I'll be keeping track and tallying the scores and then I'll announce the top five. Every few months or so we'll vote again to update the Cervix Punchers and see if your hearts (or ovaries) have found new loves (or baby daddies).

Voting will end on August 28th! Leave your choices in a comment below!

TKPA

116 comments:

  1. in no order>.< haha

    NICHKHUN BUCK HORVEJKUL.
    TOP
    KWON JIYONG
    JOON
    ELI
    CHANSUNG
    CHUNDOONG

    (aww taemin's till disqualified? can't wait til he's legal)

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  2. TOP
    Tae Yang
    Seung Ho
    Lee Joon
    Jun Hyung
    Ki Kwang

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  3. What if Taeminnie is legal in your country? ;) I'm from England btw, he's been legal for a whole year already, 3 years even in japan... Just my perverted, pedo-noona mind wondering..

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  4. Yoon Doojoon
    Choi Minho
    Ok Taecyeon
    Se7en
    Mir

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  6. Gdragon <3

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  7. Tae yang
    Seungho
    Se7en
    Lee Joon

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  8. taeyang..but I have to admit, sometimes TOP...so taeyang and top. LOL

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  9. TOP
    Chansung
    Choi Minho

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  10. TOP
    TOP
    Ryeowook
    Young Sky
    Jonghyun (SHINee)
    TOP
    TOP

    @♥송헤에연 Agreed. 8/18/2012!

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  11. Daesung
    Top
    Hangeng (hankyung)
    Heechul
    Yunho
    Minho

    xD so hard to pick!! hahaha

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  12. Thunder (MBLAQ), Jonghyun and Key (SHINee), Dong Woon (B2ST) <3

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  13. TOP and Taeyang. :D

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  14. jinon
    alexander
    jonghyun
    yoseob
    eli
    joon

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  15. Wah~ This is going to be difficult!!!!!

    Kevin (ZE:A)
    Seo In Gook
    Se7en
    Rain
    Soohyun (U-Kiss)
    Peter (One Way)

    There... I did it quickly so I wouldn't change.

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  16. Taeyang
    Taecyeon
    Junsu (2PM)
    Junhyung (BEAST)
    G-Dragon

    omg..does Teddy count? LOL >_<

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  17. Tae Yang
    Tae Yang
    Tae Yang
    Teddy

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  18. dongwoon (b2st)
    seungho (mblaq)
    taeyang
    chansung
    nickhun
    joon

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  19. Nichkhun (2PM)
    Kikwang (BEAST)
    Junho (2PM)

    :)

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  20. SeungHo--Lips of Sex
    JaeJoong
    Onew
    Yunho
    SeungHo
    SeungHo

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  21. SeungHo - MBLAQ
    TOP - Big Bang
    HyunSeung - BEAST
    JunHyung - BEAST
    Rain
    Wooyoung - 2PM

    Wow, it's hard to choose. O_O

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  22. SHIM CHANGMIN OF TVXQ! =^^=

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  23. Seungho
    Joon
    Thunder (Mblaq)
    Se7en
    Rain
    Taeyang

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  24. TOP
    Taeyang
    Taecyeon
    Nich

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  25. JongHyun (Shinee)
    Onew (Shinee)
    Chansung (2PM)
    Eunhyuk (SuJu)
    Leeteuk (SuJu)
    JunHyung (Beast)

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  26. TOP

    it is still him.. till the day a news comes out about him dating some model like GD... ahhaha

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  27. GD
    SE7EN
    TEDDY
    TAEBIN

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  28. JONGHYUN (he has stolen my heart)

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  29. Taeyang
    Minho
    TOP

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  30. Taecyeon
    Chansung
    T.O.P
    GD
    Joon
    JongHyun

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  31. Seungho
    Junhyung
    GD
    Onew
    Jonghyun
    Junsu

    awww... taemin is legal where i am :]

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  32. TOP
    Seung Ri
    Kwon Ji Yong
    Yong Hwa
    Peter
    SE7EN

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  33. Taeyang
    Chansung
    TOP
    Se7en

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  34. TOP
    Taeyang
    G-Dragon
    Lee Min Ho
    se7en

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  35. TOP
    YOOCHUN
    GD
    JONGHYUN
    RAIN

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  36. G-Dragon
    Joon
    Seungho
    Rain
    Jay Park

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  37. TOP
    GDRAGON
    CHANSUNG omigosh...
    DONGHAEEE<3
    KISEOB OF U-KISS ♥

    my gosh these men are BEYOND SEXY

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  38. kim jonghyun
    kim jonghyun
    kim jonghyun
    kim jonghyun
    lee joon.

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  39. Taeyang
    Youngbae
    King of Foreplay
    Sol
    YB Taekwon

    my list as always :)

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  40. T.O.P
    G-Dragon
    Taeyang
    Lee Joon
    Bi Rain
    Nichkhun

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  41. Taeyang
    Junho
    SeungHO
    Joon
    Se7en (does he count even though he isn't in a group?)
    G-Dragon

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  42. TOP
    Taeyang
    Seungho
    Onew
    Daesung
    Chansung

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  43. Changmin of TVXQ
    Junho
    TOP
    Rain
    Chansung

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  44. GD
    TOP
    Jinwoon
    Junho
    Daesung
    JYP (just kidding lmao)

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  45. I've voted once before
    But only chose 5
    I forgot about one
    very sexxyyy
    Jonghyun of SHINee <3

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  46. 1. TOP! TOP! TOP! TOP! TOP! TOP! LOL.. (BigBang)
    2. Taeyang (BigBang)
    3. Xia Junsu (DBSK)
    4. KyuHyun (SuJu)
    5. Jay Park
    6. G.O (MBLAQ)
    7. Peter (OneWay)
    8. Chansung (2PM)
    9. Onew (Shinee)
    10. Se7en

    but tbh, TOP can pwn 'em all even without showing some skin.. i want TOP to be the father of my kids someday! hahahaha...lmao! xD

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  47. 1. Siwon (SuJu)
    2. SeungRi (Big Bang)
    3. Jonghyun (SHINee)
    4. Se7en
    5. Nichkhun (2PM)
    6. Donghae (SuJu)

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  48. 1.Dujun (BEAST)
    2.Taeyang
    3.GDragon
    4.Junhyung (BEAST)

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  49. 1- Seung Ho!!!
    ____

    2-
    Lee Joon
    G.O.
    Onew
    Mir
    Du Jun
    Rain

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  50. Dong Woon <3
    Joon
    Seungri
    Ki Kwang
    Nichkhun

    I actually like making this decision. Gives me an excuse to look at pictures of them. :)

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  51. 1. GD
    1.5 TOP
    2. Joon
    3. Jonghyun
    4. Se7en
    5. Ryeowook!!!!!
    6. Doojoon

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  52. Junhyung
    Junhyung
    T.O.P
    Junhyung
    Jay park
    Junhyung

    6 votes just like you said lol. Iono, baddass men attracts me so all I can think of is junhyung

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  53. TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP! ♥

    i'll go back to my #s 2-6 later. LOL.

    Sex God is the only one relevant right now. ^_^v

    i'm happy to see new names on the comments. this is gonna be fun! i'm pretty sure there will tight competition between the legends & the rookies. xD

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  54. TOP
    G-Dragon
    Junhyung
    Kikwang
    Chansung

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  55. Rain
    Joon
    Heechul
    Mir

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  56. Siwon
    Kyuhyun
    Taeyang
    Chansung
    Yunho
    Heechul

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  57. Chansung
    Taecyeon
    Junsu
    Junho
    Nichkhun
    Wooyoung


    2pm hit me hard!

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  58. ♪♪♪Attack Of The Kawaii/Aegyo Cupcakes♪♪♪8/17/2010 10:01 AM

    Zhou Mi
    Heechul
    Jo Kwon
    LeeU

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  59. Taeyang
    Jay park
    Lee Joon
    Rain

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  60. Teddy
    Ryeowook
    Doojoon
    TOP
    Heechul
    G-Dragon

    (that is one weird mix)

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  61. GD <3
    TOP
    Se7en
    Donghae
    Wooyoung

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  62. ***TOP***
    Rose - aka No MinWoo
    Jung YongHwa
    TaeYang
    Joon
    Se7en
    SeulOng

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  63. SuperSHINeeGeneration8/17/2010 10:11 AM

    Minho
    Key
    Onew
    Donghae
    Heechul
    Henry

    SM biased? Me? Nooooo....

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  64. SeungHo
    Rain
    Seungho
    Joon
    SeungHo

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  65. I eat K-Pop flavoured ramen for breakfast!8/17/2010 11:49 AM

    In no particular order:
    1.Hangeng
    2.Eunhyuk
    3.Joon
    4.Sungmin
    5.Heechul
    6.Thunder

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  66. siwon
    seungho
    top

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  67. Seungho
    Joon
    Onew

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  68. All of Super Junior? Okay okay under 6?

    Kyuhyun
    Donghae
    Eunhyuk
    Leeteuk
    Sungmin

    I don't have a massive suju bias.... ; ___ ;

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  69. JIYONG
    Taeyang
    JIYONG
    JIYONG
    Seungri
    JIYONG

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  70. oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIYONG! Stay sexy! :DD

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  71. SuJu biased? Not me! (yeah right)8/18/2010 3:34 AM

    Ryeowook
    Siwon
    Heechul
    Sungmin
    Hangeng
    Kangin

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  72. Heechul's petal.8/18/2010 3:38 AM

    U-Know
    Jaejoong
    Jinon
    Kan
    Heechul
    Hangeng

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  73. Heechul
    Joon
    Kan
    Mir
    Siwon
    Yesung

    I even placed them in alphabetical order ^_^

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  74. 1. Donghae
    2. Hangeng
    3.Eunhyuk
    4.Changmin (DBSK)
    5.Rain
    6.Heechul

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  75. Miinaaaaaaaaaah!8/18/2010 4:11 AM

    LeeU
    Yonghwa
    Teddy
    Heechul
    Sungmin
    Kan

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  76. can i say joon a million times? ;D

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  77. Rain
    Jaejoong
    Minho
    Jonghyun
    Heechul
    Chansung

    No order here..

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  78. Dong Young Bae
    Dong Young Bae
    Dong Young Bae
    .
    .
    .
    Chansung.

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  80. MIKA!!!
    KISEOP!!
    Taeyang
    Kikwang
    Yesung
    L (Infinite)

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  81. Dongho's #1 Creepy Noona Fan8/19/2010 5:58 AM

    Soohyun(U-Kiss)
    Heechul (SuJu)
    Zhou Mi (SuJu M)
    Henry (SuJu M)
    Yejun (F.Cuz)(i hope he's legal)
    Kan (F.Cuz)

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  82. Worshipper Of The Shibrows8/19/2010 6:02 AM

    Mika
    Jonghyun
    Key
    Hangeng
    Heechul
    Zhou Mi

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  83. Yes, I also read Gashiyeon...8/19/2010 6:08 AM

    Yunho (DBSK)
    Sungmin (SuJu)
    Junsu (DBSK)
    Heechul (SuJu)
    Jaejoong (DBSK)
    Mir (MBLAQ)

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  84. Ryeowook
    Leeteuk
    Heechul
    Yesung
    Zhou Mi
    Kyuhyun

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  85. Heechul (SuJu)
    Jonghyun (SHINee)
    Donghae (SuJu)
    Key (SHINee)
    Lee Joon (MBLAQ)
    G-Dragon (Big Bang)

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  86. Junhyung (B2st)
    G-Dragon (Big Bang)
    Taeyang (Big Bang)
    Mir (MBLAQ)
    Kan (F.Cuz)
    Leetuk (SuJu)

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  87. Jaejoong
    Heechul
    Joon
    Hongki
    Kyuhyun
    Chansung

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  88. Seungho
    SeUNFho
    SeungHOT

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  89. I wasn't feeling especially lusty for K-Pop idols this time of the year, so only 2 idols get my vote this time around.

    T.O.P -- still punching my cervix even after Turn it Up
    SHINee's Choi Minho -- the glory of his RDD days still affects me. Greatly.

    I see a variety of new nominees this time around.
    I'm excited to see how this gonna turn out :D

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  90. Heechul (Super Junior)
    Sungmin (Super Junior)
    Zhou Mi (Super Junior M)
    Key (SHINee)
    Soohyun (U-KISS)
    Hero (DBSK)

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  91. 1.Heechul
    2.Jaejoong
    3.Yunho
    4.Siwon
    5.Zhou Mi
    6.Hangeng

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  92. 1.Heechul (SJ)
    2.Jaejoong (TVXQ)
    3.Yunho (TVXQ)
    4.Siwon (SJ)
    5.Zhou Mi (SJM)
    6.Hangeng (SJ)

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  93. KiKwang
    GD
    JongHyun
    Ajoo
    JunSu
    HyunSeung

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  94. *sobs* only a few people share my Jay Park love? D': maybe it's because of that horrifically unattractive picture he posted on twitter that still cracks me up whenever i think about it.


    whatever... more for me ;D

    1. Jay Park
    2. Chansung (2PM)
    3. Taecyeon (2PM
    4. Lee Joon (MBLAQ)
    5. Nichkhun (2PM)
    6. Taeyang

    :]

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  95. Taeyang...

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  96. Definitely junhyung!

    If only teen top was legal... Actually they're quite handsome. Its just that a lot of people still haven't recognise them

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  97. 1)Kibum (U-Kiss)
    2)Donghae
    3)Thunder
    4)Kyuhyun
    5)Nichkyun & Choi Minho are tied!!!

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  98. G-Dragon

    That is all.

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  99. 1) T.O.P (those eyes!! ahhh)
    2) Kim Bum
    3) Joon
    4) Nickhun
    5) Siwon

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  100. TOP, TOP, TOP, TOP did I say TOP?? :)

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  101. Jonghyun- SHINee
    Kikwang- B2ST
    T.O.P- Big Bang
    G-Dragon- Big Bang
    Seung Ri- Big Bang
    Key- SHINee
    That's five, so I'm still under the limit. ;)

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  102. jonghyun- SHINee
    ^ so so so soso sexy
    donghae- Super Junior
    taeyang- Big Bang
    kyuhyun- Super Junior
    lee seung gi

    those are all tied for first <3

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  103. now here's my real list. ^_^ i'm including some that i was lucky enough to meet & experience their hotness in real life~ xD

    1. TOP TOP TOP TOP ♥ (exemption. haha)

    2. Junhyung (BEAST) - i wasn't even paying attention to him in the past but when he got into the stage, BAM! my knees started shaking, literally! he was just oozing with sex! ^_^

    3. Young Sky (One Way) - this shy boy is so cute~ and yes, even the back of his head is hot! :))

    4. Eli (U-Kiss) - well this one's a given. he's the hottest among all the members! :)) but he kept flirting with the girls in the crowd. sigh.. LOL!

    5. Chansung (2PM) - need i say more?? ^_^

    6. SE7EN - he's back & so he deserves to be on that list! don't lie people, he can punch anyone's cervix! ^_^

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  104. Young Sky
    G-Dragon
    TOP
    Junhyung

    I have a thing for rappers. ^^

    And Se7en. :)

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  105. kittylover148/24/2010 4:24 PM

    1)Taeyang
    2)G-Dragon
    3)TOP
    4)Taecyeon

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  106. (Choi)Minho...
    Minho
    MinhoMinhoMinho
    unf
    oh, an Se7en :)
    and Jonghyun

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  107. G-Dragon
    G-Dragon
    G-Dragon
    G-Dragon..haha

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  108. 1. hangeng
    2. Siwon
    3. junhyung
    4. Kim Bum (do actors even count?)
    5. Onew

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  109. In no particular order...
    Chansung
    Minho
    Jaejoong
    Rain
    Jonghyun
    Heechul

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  110. OMG

    G-DRAGON
    G-DRAGON
    G-DRAGON
    and also Seungri!!
    Taeyang
    TOP :D

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  111. Kyuhyun (more specifically, Kyuhyun's voice)
    TOP
    Seungho

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