Daesung the Dealer

By now I'm sure you've all seen the new BIGBANG MV "Beautiful Hangover." (If you haven't, check it out here). I'm sure you all got a pretty big kick out of Daesung being a drug dealer in the video, because ... well, it's Daesung.

It was hard to picture him at first as a dealer, but you know ... he kind of pulls it off very well. I mean, no one suspects him of being one, he just doesn't fit. He's happy, bouncy, and I for some reason want to think that he even smells like sunshine. Yeah, in place of nasty, rank sweat, the man smells like fresh rain and sunshine.

Oh, but he handles the part really well.

First, like any good dealer, he must inspect his new product.

Then he sets up a time and place for the exchange with faithful customer, G-Dragon. Everything must be done as discrete as possible, for he never knows if he's under surveillance by the police. Here he is asking G-Dragon for simple directions, but he caught a whiff of his shampoo, so he's taking a closer smell and asking what product G-Dragon uses. It's Aussie, both the shampoo and conditioner. Daesung makes a mental note to pick that up at the store once the exchange has been carried out.

The classic set the suitcase down for a brief moment to check your watch or whatever, then walk away, "accidently" leaving it behind for the client to retrieve shortly after, once it has been established that there is no police surveillance.

He even creeps in the shadows, waiting to pounce on the poor, innocent Taeyang, who knows that his girlfriend is cheating on him. His heartbreak is Daesung's business gain.

Here we see him and the prospective client Taeyang in a run down room with a scary looking bouncer guarding the door. You can see that Tae-Tae wants nothing to do with these drugs. Because he's a good Christian boy, and someone of such morals like himself would never even consider doing drugs.

Daesung is a crafty dealer. Yes, he is. He tells Taeyang that the pills will get rid of his heartache, that these pills will make her come back to him. Of course, they won't do anything like that and once the high wears off, the only thing Taeyang will be is a heartbroken junkie. Yet a desperate man will do anything, especially when it comes to the woman he loves, so Tae-Tae caves.

Though you can tell by the look on his face, the expression in his eyes, that there's a part of him that's screaming this is wrong. But the desperation is telling the morally conscious part to shut the fuck up.

Now that Daesung has guaranteed himself another returning customer, he goes to the gym and does some aerobic exercises. Because drug dealers need to be intimidating. There's nothing scary about a scrawny dealer.

Although Daesung might look like he's in charge of this operation, he's just a front. The real brains is sitting comfortably and safely, miles away ...

Seungri is a sneaky one, all right.

Note: This is entirely out of humor and I am not actually indicating that Daesung is a drug dealer in real life. Laugh, it's a joke.

TKPA