I Give Up

I've been trying very, very hard not to obsess over Young-Bae. Really, I have. I've been waiting for his much anticipated, need-it-now-or-else-I-will-combust, comeback single to be released. Believe me, I have been doing everything in my power to avoid going totally bat-shit crazy over this guy.

However, I have been dealing with extreme ADD this evening and cannot concentrate/stick to anything I set out writing. Someone suggested I write about Tae-Tae, and I know there are tons of ladies over at Twitter that will appreciate the hell out of that suggestion. So, here it goes.

RELEASE YOUR DAMN SONG ALREADY!!

YB is the perfect man. I feel extremely confident in stating that fact. Here is why:

By just looking at him, he has an edge to him that makes him appear to be a bad boy. He's just a tad rough around the edges in majority of photoshoots. And what girl doesn't love the bad boy image, right? There is at least one man in every woman's past love life that fits that description. The guy who you know deep down is all wrong for you, who makes your parents nearly have a coronary when you bring him home for dinner, and who will more than likely break your heart into numerous pieces that are impossible to super glue back together.

YB only looks like that. The truth is he is the exact opposite. He's shy and sweet and he's one of those nice guys who finish last. Tae is totally the type of guy who would buy your favorite candy when he's out at the market, just because he saw it and thought of you. He also looks like the type of guy who would write you a song telling you how beautiful you are during the worst time of the month. He just looks like a bad boy, thus giving the ultimate balance.

Tough exterior, soft interior. The perfect man.

Taeyang, as much as I admire and love the hell out of your jaw-dropping Korean perfection that others might call your body ... I value my life too much to put you on the BIGBANG baby daddy list. There will be some VIPs that will have my head if I even consider it (namely those over at Twitter that will appreciate this). Plus, I already have enough inner dilemma going on between your homeboys, T.O.P. and G-Dragon.

As a lovely parting gift for all of you potential YB baby mamas, here you go. Try not to drool on your keyboard. It may cause damage.