You're on a gorgeous yacht floating in whatever-ocean-or-sea-of-your-choosing. Besides the crew, there are three equally handsome Korean idols accompanying you. The sun is shining, gleaming off the water and their abs. Truly a perfect moment.
Until the ocean decides to screw up your Heaven-on-Earth moment and sends a massive, hurricane-like storm your way, completely decimating your luxury yacht. The crew (unfortunately) does not survive the storm but you do ... as well as your idols.
Now, who are those lucky men that get to spend the rest of their days with you until you are rescued?
For me, it's E-A-S-Y.
1. Leeteuk. I love this man to death, and since he is going to be my future husband, it's a given that he needs to be on this island with me. And say there are wild monkies inhabiting the island, Teuk could train them to scurry to the tops of palm trees to retrieve the unreachable coconuts. Or we come across some red-painted-Amazonian-like tribe, he could totally manipulate them and somehow convince them not to kill us. That's a very desirable trait in this situation.
He could so train monkies.
2. T.O.P. I am crushing on this man something major lately, so his sexy ass is definitely going to wash up on that shore. He looks like he could definitely construct a hut out of palm frans and fallen tree trunks, and he'll without a doubt do all the fishing/hunting. Plus, he's ridiculously hot which is also working in his favor, because even though I love Teuk to death, I would not be able to resist a half-naked-all-the-time T.O.P. I don't think any woman (or gay man) can.
I don't think that suit is appropriate attire for being stranded.
Lose everything you're currently wearing.
3. Jokwon. This might be a shock, seeing as how he is probably Korea's #1 Diva and doesn't look like he could do anything physical like T.O.P., but seriously this guy would bring the LOLs on a daily basis, making even the darkest moments of being stranded on a desert island (no Clinique products, no hair straightener, no ... no ... razor) fade away. Even though I have serious doubts about his sexual orientation, Jokwon is so fantastically gender neutral that it'd be like having a girl BFF stranded with me, but only he's a guy. (Major plus, he is the proud owner of an awesome body).
LOL ... just ... lol
Which three lucky men have the pleasure of being stranded with you? Explain your picks! :)
Yours,
The K-Pop Addict
OK! Can I just say how proud I am that you did not put GD in it??? Shocked!! I was about your number 3 but you have been watching his videos all night sooo that is explained. Also, I noticed that your number 1 and your number 2 both that the mean eyebrows. Just an observation.
ReplyDeleteMy Guys Are :
Siwon
Taeyang
Taekyeon
All three are strong and could take care of me in any situation. All three are super hot and have amazing bodies. If they somehow had no clothes all the time (which would be the case because it was a ship wreck and if not I would steal them and hide them) I would be in heaven. They could all sing to me and dance with me. God, I would be in HEAVEN! It would be like a musical all the time. Oh yeah I went there....
Junkie, as much as I am completely in LOVE with GD ... I'm sorry, he simply will not be able to pull his weight on that island. I thought about this very carefully (yeah, right) and I decided that GD shall be the one back in normal civilization who will pulling a Helen Hunt and searching endlessly and plotting charts on maps.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to know what this musical life of your would be like. What could you possibly sing about? Collecting rain in hollowed out coconuts?
Get back to me on that. Seriously, I mean it.
Ahhh again you got me excited and my mind racing with one of your lists!
ReplyDeleteMy list would be:
1) Taeyang (I don't have to think hard to decide): he'd probably offer protect me & provide for me. MAJOR POINTS THERE.
2) JaeJoong of TVXQ: he'd know how to make do with the simplest things.
3) Seung-ri of Big Bang : Okay this might come as a surprise, but I'd like Seung-ri to be there, simply as someone to entertain my playful nature. Both of us could go round the island to find things to play with, while Taeyang & JJ figure out how we could survive the night. Selfish, I know. But a hot bod of a playmate, do I need to ask for more?
Although I'm a self-professed fangirl of Heechul, T.O.P, & Kangin, I couldn't imagine wanting to be stranded with them.
Heechul would probably be too much into himself to worry about me.
T.O.P probably would whine more than I do (big baby, you should know)
I don't think I can deal with Kangin's temper while deserted on an island
So there.
Let me know what you think!
I have a lot of lists, just a forewarning :)
ReplyDeleteTaeyang, completely understandable. But he'd probably go all OCD on you and make your hut as neat as a military bunk. Seungri, also understandable. I love that boy, he's so freaking adorable and hyper.
But Jaejoong? He's just so ... PRETTY. I mean, who knows what he'll end up looking like a week without a shower and/or the proper hair care products to keep him looking pretty? I mean, he can probably do mass amounts of hard labor and scale palm trees with a rope he made out of stripped palm frans, but he looks too dainty to do any of that.
I do agree with Heechul, though. And Kangin ... well, the magic of being a desert island is that he can go far, far away when angry, only returning when he is calmed down/needs human contact.
But T.O.P. ... I don't care if he's a big baby or if he whines a lot. Because I'll without a doubt complain a lot too so it'd be nice to just have someone to vent to over the loss of a razor and shampoo.
my list would be:
ReplyDelete1. JAEBEOM..the name just explain everything..he has everything I need..LOL! he's strong, fun, mature, and i'm sure he can protect me awww XD
2. TAECYEON..okay..it may be a similar factor of why i chose jay..but i know he's the type that can't live with food..so he'll look for sth to eat for me..and for him of coz hahaha
3. WOOYoUNG..hm...i just love him coz he's funny..and will sure light up the mood kekeke..
okay so all are frm 2PM..haha =)
Anonymous-person:
ReplyDeleteI FREAKING LOVE JAY PARK. Fantastic choice!
Taekyeon, I also really, really, insane amounts love him and also agree. He'd definitely be the hunter/fisher/food gatherer on the island!
And of course there always needs to be the one person who can make the situation light and happy, so I'm glad you chose Wooyoung.
And there's is absolutely nothing wrong with picking ANY of the 2PM members :)
hahaha..if only i could bring all 7 of them ><
ReplyDeletebut u only allowed 3 LOL :p
Yes I know JaeJoong is pretty, but he's pretty experienced in living the hard life.
ReplyDeleteEven without the pretty face, he would still have the hot bod, and I can live with that ;P
GD would prolly nag me, but I can get my way around with YB.
With Kangin, I can't agree with you more..hehe..
I'll reconsider T.O.P, though, using your argument
:)
Mas, the question really is:
ReplyDeleteWhy WOULDN'T you bring T.O.P. along? If I were on a yacht with him (highly unlikely), I'd be PRAYING that we'd shipwreck and then it'd be like our own little Blue Lagoon meets NC-17 moment. Hell yes.
I put way too much thought into this scenario. Jeez.
Ok so I have to make up some of my lyrics/songs that will be sung on my musical version of the island. Lets be honest these guys sing about everything and anything. It can be safe to say that they could totally break out into songs.
ReplyDeleteOf course the first song would be about going on a cruise and how much fun it is. Of course there are mini dramas like how they miss their family, they are getting out of shape, how they miss the girl they are crushing on and whatever other thing that is on their mind (OH, ME, OF COURSE, duh I am the hottie on the cruise. lol).
The next song would be kinds depressing because we crash and its all about survival and the deaths of the crew. After that it would be a song like "I will survive" but with a lot more up beat and something like. I may not have my clothes/but at least I'm still around for the sun shine/oh, oh, oh, what can we do to survive?/ build a hut, need a shelter/ collect some leafs, we need a drink/ what about this banana, oh boy! food! (notice I am not a good song writer but I can see myself bopping).
After we start to get our lives settled in on the island the romances start. I am a flirt so there would be some drama. Let the love songs begin. Which one leading man will I choose? Let me not get into those lyrics because it will turn into a rap about something inappropriate. ;)
Then as the drama starts something bad will happen, of course. Maybe a broken bone? A fight between the men? Maybe I will get sick? Who knows I need a writer. If I get sick I can feel a ballad about how worried they are about me. If they get into a fight I can feel a angry song.
Lastly there is a love song with the male I choose. Oh yeah. It will be romantic. Something like the moment between Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. Mmmmmhhmm.
Then we would get saved and there would be lots of singing. What a good time that would be. There would be a wedding at the end and everyone would be friends. Best ending ever. Oh and I have lots of children.
<3
"I may not have my clothes/but at least I'm still around for the sun shine/oh, oh, oh, what can we do to survive?/ build a hut, need a shelter/ collect some leafs, we need a drink/ what about this banana, oh boy! food!"
ReplyDeleteLOLing FOREVER!!! I literally have tears.
I'm so proud of you, Junkie :)
But if you have lots of children (on the island), that should be the "fight" the guys have. Who is the baby daddy? It'd be like Jerry Springer meets Maury Povich. AWESOME.
LOL that was what I was thinking it just did not get there. HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteLove my lyrics? :)
That right there is exactly why we are friends.
ReplyDeleteI'm still not convinced enough to bring T.O.P along. I'm not convinced on how useful he can be on a deserted island.
ReplyDeleteToo much proof of how big of a baby he is. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE HIM MADLY.
But deserted island? A girl gotta be wise ;P
Okay, okay, okay.
ReplyDeleteThe REAL reason I want T.O.P. on that island with me is because of his voice. Seriously, can you not imagine just lying on the beach at night and just listening to him talk about nothing at all?
And the fact that out of Jokwon and Leeteuk (I HATE the fact that I am admitting this), T.O.P. is the extremely masculine one. A girl has to have a manly-man, you know.
ahhhhh I get your point.
ReplyDeleteHands down.
My brain just stopped thinking about trying to survive after this sentence
"...The REAL reason I want T.O.P. on that island with me is because of his voice. Seriously, can you not imagine just lying on the beach at night and just listening to him talk about nothing at all?"
& yes you have convinced me to want to take T.O.P using his voice as an argument.
ReplyDeleteMy gawd.
**excusing self -- getting too hot in here when T.O.P is concerned**
Aw, I knew you'd come around eventually :)
ReplyDeleteFor me:
ReplyDelete1) Daesung - I would more than likely have to take care of him - but hey that is ok with me. He is so beautiful & at least I wouldn't be bored - endless laughter.
2)Taeyang - gorgeous, sweet, kind...I could just let him lay there on the sand & look at him all day.
There are other idols I could list for #3 but each time I tried - a certain face kept popping into my head & I just couldn't get over it...
3)Jong Kook - ok that may seem like a strange choice - but hey I like my "small eyed brothers" - I know he is older & all but there is something about him that drives me crazy & no it is not just his body...quiet, strong confidence, with a heart of gold & a voice like an angel. Ahhhh....
Shortney:
ReplyDeleteGreat choices :)
And Jong Kook isn't really that old, only thirty-two. While his personality traits are highly desirable in the stranded-situation ... it also does not hurt that you'd be staring at this (http://bit.ly/XXoip) on a daily basis.
OH SO TRUE - dang no wonder I couldn't get him out of my head!
ReplyDeletewell, if it was me then the three guys i would pick are:
ReplyDelete1.Siwon
because he's such a gentleman, I know he'll help me and save me from any dangerous creature there, teehee :D
2.Leeteuk
because he's a leader and he would know how to take care of stuffs...and people. so, he would take care of me, lol
3.Kyuhyun
i dont really know why, i dont think he can save me with his perfect voice, well, what can i say? im just kyuhyun biased, maybe we'll have fun reading books and playing games. lol
and yes, im super junior-biased :D
vanxiaoyi:
ReplyDeleteIt's okay if you're Super Junior biased. I'm completely obsessed with them, so it's understandable. You picked two really excellent choices. Siwon is strong and he'd definitely protect you, and Kyuhyun could sing to you every night, which is my definition of Heaven.
I'm not particularly liking your choice of Leeteuk, though, considering he is my future husband. But as long as you are rescued before our wedding day, I'll allow it ;)
Thanks for reading/commenting!
NO:
ReplyDelete~ Siwon: Has a secret selfish side to personality and we are not fully informed about the severity of that i.e. Coke and Donghae incident
~ Taecyeon: He probably eats - A LOT.
~ Jaebeom: Would lose when playing paper scissors rock to determine who would get the firewood and then just make the dongsengs
~ Nichkhun: I'd feel bad making the "Thai Prince" run around for me. I'd end up doing it myself so he wouldn't get dirty =_=;;
~ SHINee members: they'd all starve within a day because they already have no body fat
~ Hyun Joong (leader of SS501/Boys Over Flowers): sh#t scared of moths and bugs and freaks out over dragonflies i.e. We Got Married with HwangBo
~ Yehsung: would touch your face or sneak up on you which is a no-no on a deserted island as it would scare the living beejezuz out of me
YES:
1. Henry Lau of SuJu M - YOU NEED A FREAKING TRANSLATOR! I'm not spending my time on a deserted island without having at least one person who can SPEAK ENGLISH! (were you planning on sign language and grunting noises to communicate?) He brings in the cute factor but he's also a hard-worker and mentally strong so he'll always try his best for you i.e. being persistent and not crumbling under the pressure of the Only 13 campaign
2. Hankyung of SuJu M - THE COOK! always cooks for heechul. obviously has some kind of feminine protective instinct while still maintaining a masculine image. He looks strong, tall and athletic ^^ If Nichkhun/Jaebeom etc was the translator he'd pretend not to understand Korean when told to work but Henry already speaks Mandarin so that's a plus for him.
3. Donghae of SuJu M - THE BODYGUARD! during the dating show called summer something blah blah .. when the girl fell in the water he dived in after her instantly. Fast reflexes, male protective instinct and also he's been marooned on a deserted island before ^^ He also seems very genuine and as of yet does not have a cute personality trait that could get annoying over time i.e. if you fall out of a tree Kyu would start laughing at you LOL
That is my list !
I'm atch not SuJu M biased it just turned out that way haha. I wanted some DBSK in there but I'm not sure if Xiah Junsu (comedic relief) knows how to cook or Yunho (Bodyguard) has survival experience equivalent to Donghae lol Henry of course is the only one I wouldn't replace (:
milaminari:
ReplyDeleteLeeteuk and T.O.P speak English relatively well, so that necessarily wouldn't be a problem for me. I'd learn fluent Korean in order to be able to communicate with my BFF Jokwon, because we all know English is not his forte. Even sign language isn't universal.
But considering it's filed under the "fantasy life" tag, this means that all of my boys and all of the boys the above ladies listed would speak perfect English. Yes, it's a perfect world. Nothing bad will happen on this island.
Dude...My people will be a little different.
ReplyDeleteThree people.
Does it have to be all males?! XD
I am bisexual and I wouldn't mind having Hyori!
Nevertheless, I'ma include her!
1) TOP. I know he can't cook but..goodness. Where would I be without him? D:
2) Daesung. I can't have one without the other and since I'm really attached to TOP, I'm totally attached with Daesung. xD He's just pure love! Plus with all the Family Outing experience, he's just perfect.
3) Hyori. There's NO way I cannot have her. Considering I CANNOT cook, I need someone who's highly intelligent bout food and that is Hyori! It'd be too cute seeing TOP and Daesung fight over me and Hyori get jealous. >D! Hahaha!
That's it.
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I need my drama!
xD
I think T.O.P could manage cooking, because it's not really that hard to filet a fish and cook it over a fire. It's not like he's going to be preparing lamb chops for dinner or something, because then he'd probably fail.
ReplyDeleteBy the way ... T.O.P is mine ;)
You have Leeteuk for YOUR future husband.
ReplyDeleteTOP is my future husband. XD~
IT'S ONLY FAIR!
Yeah, you're right. But..
He'd make it burnt. For sure.
XD
That's what he did in Family Outing anyways.
:P
Hey, hey, hey ...
ReplyDeleteIt shouldn't matter who T.O.P is with NOW, as long as he marries you LATER. Teuk totally understands my love for the other idols, because he knows deep down I'm not going anywhere and he has even more control over me than GD. That's a lot of control.
Family Outing was his practice, he'll definitely get it right when you're stranded. Because, you know, he'll have a lot of time to practice.
So, you wouldn't mind if I steal Teuk then? Cuz he IS my favorite from SuJu after. ;3~
ReplyDeleteXD You are right.
Plus, with Hyori by his side, he's bound to make good meals. *o*
As long as you forfeit him before he's due to marry me, I have no problem. Just treat him right.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that DAE is ALL mine! ALL MINE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I don't know what ya'll are talkin about. But ..... If I was stranded on an island with my Husband TOP we'd being along Savage Lady HeJin and ChunHee so they could cook and work for us while we um... *play* ( I have no idea why Family Outing kicked off the most hardworking members)
ReplyDeleteGahh its too hard to simply choose 3 out of all those kpop idols <3
ReplyDeleteBut if i was stranded on a desert island...
1. Jaebeom - cause hes jae and i Lovve him to death.
2.Taeyang- cause you'd be crazy not to put him on this list.
3. Taek Cause hes just too sxy <3
man this IS hard desicion! but if i had to choose 3 i would choose:
ReplyDelete1.Taeyang - coz i have the biggest crush on him!
2.Jaebeom - coz he would make my days happy!
3.Lee Joon - coz i just love him!!
1.Taeyang-cause he's my husband and i can't juss leave him there...besides i need somthing to play with ;)
ReplyDelete2.Siwon-to keep me holy
3.Jay-juss cause i miss him and i would make him do all the work...i need a translator too
1. Kim Hyun Joong, his 4D world will make me laugh without him noticing why , ahaha, he's just so perfect that even staring at him will feed me millions of meal :D and i want an entertainer :D
ReplyDelete2. Jae Joong, this bestie of SS501's leader is so hot too! he'll take his clothes off for me, because it's hot in a desert you know, and that will make me super duper blush. ahaha
3. T.O.P , his sexy eyes will make me go crazy, he's so cool , and one blink of his eye will make me strip hhahahah. :D
(i just notice, they are all friends hahaha, even best friends i guess, hahaha. i want them all!!! )
1. Kim Junsu from DBSK
ReplyDeleteWould love to see his pants being ripped off due to the heavy storm and finally see that amazing ass of his!
2. Bi Rain
I'm pretty sure he'd be the hero on the island. After ninja assassin the surviving won't be that big deal anymore. Can't get the picture of my head, seeing him shirtless on the beach, sweating from the hard work. Yummy!
3. TaeYang
I think I don't need to explain this choise. ;)
With these three gods I'm willing to stay on that damn lonely island without electricity and internet my whole life. Amen.
1) Nichkhun - I just want to look at him and touch him, and do other unmentionable things to him lol. He doesn't even have to work.
ReplyDelete2)Rain - He's a hardworker and I just feel like for some reason I'd never starve around him. Me and Khun can cheer him on from the sidelines as he builds our hut lol.
3)Gi Kwang - I'd make him do aegyo naked. That's all the entertainment I need.
A lot of my loves lost out.
Junhyung - Have you seen how freaking hot he is lately? Unfortunately, I'm well aware that he can get bitchy when he's not happy. While I am willing to do a LOT of things to keep him happy, some that should not be spoken aloud, I can't deal with a diva on a stranded island.
TOP - I decided to respect the deal that you have with Ashie up top so I'll refrain from dreaming of his orgasmic voice on a stranded island.
Wooyoung - I love him but he looks so emo lately! He might be depressing while I'm having my naked parade. That I cannot condone.
Key - I could just see me and him having an arguement which would elevate to a bitch smacking contest because I left my loincloth out in our hut.
Siwon
ReplyDeleteNichkuhn
Lee Min Ho
with those guys I can be happy enough to survive no matter what.
i love your blog.
ReplyDeleteanyways, couldn't resist responding to this one.
1. G-dragon (because he is g-dragon. he would be fun, entertaining, sexy, perfect...i don't need to explain myself, he's GD.)
2. Lee HongKi (because we could lie on the beach and look at the stars while he serenades me)
3. Daesung (he can keep spirits up, and we need someone neutral to build a shelter and find food while i'm busy with GD and Hongki)
1)Eunhyuk. Being my absolute bias, I need him to be there. His presence would make me work hard to survive being stranded on a deserted island.
ReplyDelete2)Rain. He's a bad-ass.
3)T.O.P. He looks like he can do anything so I think he'll be useful. And he's hot, so..
1) My first (and only pick if it was just 1 man) would be Tae Yang. There are so many words I could use to describe why. I'm pretty sure we all know why... He's so... so.... amazing. He's a wonderful man that I just wouldn't be able to live without. I love him way too much. x]
ReplyDelete2) Jay Park. It'd be cool to have a fun, wild guy around. I like having guy friends so having Jay as a bff to kick it with would just be awesome! Though he might get into little scuffles with my baby Tae<3 It's alright. I still need someone to hang out with when Tae Yang is too tired from having... hot... sweaty... well okay, you get my point!
3) Dae Sung. He's close with Tae Yang, so it'd be nice to have a friend there with him that he can talk to if he can't confide in me. Also, he makes everyone laugh so tensions would be gone in an instant! It'd also be nice to have someone around to back me up when you're trying to separate my bff and my baby Tae when their personalities are clashing ^^;; At least, that's how I imagine it ;]
But first of everything, your blog is just another instrument of a comedy/ entertaining/ mental lashing on some of the kpop idols who don't show their hidden jewels (abs).hahah.the truth is you've earned a lot of readership by your quirkiest and clever writings. i love your blog.. And big bang is one of my korean idols. Dont hate me for fantasizing g-dragon with me on bed..and doing what he did on the stage,like humping and grinding those thighs..awwe.kidding. don't murder me please. so id like to give my shot on who i wanna be stranded with a deserted island.
ReplyDeleteNikchun--because i could live the whole day staring at his face while his eating water melon half naked. he doesn't have to build the hut as im bringing others to do it anyway. he can just sit there and watch us work our ass off hunting for foods. he's abs is safe with me.promise.All he has to do is stare at me while biting his lip softly to give me energy as i carry two mother trees for his bed.
Jo kwon-- He doesnt need to tear his shirts off while making the hut and hunting food.im saving that for future references when the two of our companion is resting. I know how flamboyant he can be, so he just have to entertain me with all the dances he can copy.and then make me laugh. his skinny arms can carry woods anyway so he can be a help too.
I wanna bring G dragon with me but he's probably still in your bed when the time we need to go.so ill leave him with you.
Taeyang-- he's the most suited person for me to do the work. he's strong and he can be fierce when the need arises like a wild boar comes to our nesting place he can show his magics and be wild too.oh my while he do so most of the works im burning whatever shirts or pants on the sight and let the three of my slaves be naked. or leave a short for jo kwon as that he might like showing off his legs to two of my boys and do his crazy stunts aka dancing.greedy.
My Guys would be TOP and Siwon. o third guy. i love me some CHOIs.... LOL
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