You're Not Forgotten, Chansung

You might not have made the 2PM baby daddy list, but you're definitely in the Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy.

I can't help but go all bashful and smile like an idiot when I listen to your rap in "Again and Again." You'd be the type of guy I'd hide from my parents, saying I'm going out for a "girls night" with my friends and then secretly meet up with you in some abandoned parking lot later on. Of course, I'd still go out with my ladies, because lying to your parents is wrong on so many levels. I'll just exclude my plan to fog up the car windows with you out of the details when recapping my night to the folks. We could have a total Titanic, hand-print-smear on the window moment.

Essentially you're the first guy in high school that girls date, that the parents don't necessarily like. Nothing against you personally, they just don't like you because their little girl has entered the dating world and is on the verge of becoming a woman. It's better if you remain a secret and also know the exact time the father comes home, as well as the nearest possible escape route. Because climbing down the oak tree in the backyard in your boxers will be amusing to watch.

TKPA