11.28.2009

Mmm, Eli ...

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You're so damn hot. Like ... really hot. Not so much with the blonde hair. You look infinite amounts better, sexier, hotter, and all around scrumptious with black hair. But you're still pretty damn hot with the blonde.

You know what I'm currently loving the most about you, Eli? Your seemingly broad shoulders and wide torso. Just delicious. I'm willing to bet that your hips are wide, as well. I'd love to find out if they are. And you know there's only one way to actually measure how wide hips are, right?

My thighs are an excellent measuring device, babe. You can come over any time you want to know the exact number.

TKPA

16 comments:

  1. I love your last sentences. xD
    They're always the best.
    ;P
    But I'd take Kevin over Eli~
    That's how I roll..
    xD

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  2. ROFL LMAO
    TKPA, you're back with a BANG lol!

    I am paying a lot of attention to Eli now, but with this post, I have more to pay attention to.

    You're definitely looking beautiful here, Eli love.
    You're perfectly legal right?
    I mean since the Taemin incident, I'm concerned with age >.<

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  3. Ashie:

    =)

    Mas:

    Yes, Eli is perfectly legal. He's barely legal (18 this past March), but still legal.

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  4. hmmmm agree with the first comment.
    they always make me rofl.

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  5. agreed with #1 as well ^^
    how do you ever come up with these things ?! :D

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  6. "how do you ever come up with these things ?!"

    I'm mentally disturbed and sexually corrupt.

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  7. Ooo la la!!! I don't know who this man but damn I sure do wanna find out now!

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  8. Watch the "Man Man Ha Ni" MV. Daaaamn is he hella fine in it!

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  9. AAAAHHHHHH Eli!!!!
    Just remember TKPA this is the one that we share!
    Oh GOD Eli the things that you do to me!
    The thoughts that enter my mind when I think of you late at night under the covers!
    AAAAAHHHHH ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. i agree with simply mass i had to direct my eyes elsewhere when i realized Taemins age u_u" why do they do this to us???

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  11. Mmm...just delectable.

    VERY delectable...

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  12. when Eli first entered the TKPA blogosphere, i've already added him to the "Dongsaengs Noona Jenny Is Willing To Adopt & Take Care Forever" list. XD

    dang he's growing up so well! i don't mind doing the honor of unbuttoning that last button to unveil somehint heavenly~ ^_^ so what if he doesn't have chocolate abs, YET. lol

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  13. i want him pissed off...in bed.
    i want him rough underneath the sheets.

    and i'll be "man man ha ni", ELI.
    just for you.

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  14. Janine, your comment was brilliant.

    I want Eli so bad. Does anyone else imagine him half naked, body dripping with sweat, while he says, "You're such a bad, bad, bad girl" in bed.

    I wonder how wonderful his "punishments" are ...

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  15. HEY TKPA Just remember this is the one that we share!

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  16. i don't like him with blonde hair either. i think it makes him look not so hot/:

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