Some of our idol boys are in need of nicknames. Do you have any suggestions?
The only requirement is that they must be dirty, make you think NC-17 thoughts, OR refer to some part of their body.
Take a hint from the boys who have already been named:
2AM
Jokwon - Queen of Bitchface (No explanation needed)
Seulong - SeuLONG (Boy has some seriously long ass limbs, which makes you wonder where else he's long!)
2PM
Taekyeon - Sexy Beast Taek (No explanation needed)
Jaebeom - Eight Pack Abs Jay (No explanation needed)
Chansung - Beastly Maknae (He makes other maknaes look 12-years-old)
Junho - Big Booty Junee (He has a ba-donk-a-donk)
Wooyoung - WooyoUNF (No explanation needed)
Nichkhun - Thai Me Up (No explanation needed)
BIGBANG
G-Dragon - Master GD, G Baby [He owns my soul (and others') completely]
T.O.P. - Sex God (No explanation needed)
Taeyang - King of Foreplay (He knows how to tease us and make us drool)
Daesung - Mr. Happy (Either a PG or NC-17 meaning, depending on your love for him)
Seungri - Smiling Sex Slave (His smile is killer and he's a maknae, so he has to cater to your every sexual desire)
MBLAQ
SeungHo - Lips of Sex (Have you SEEN his lips?)
G.O - Antonio Jung ("Jung" is his family name, but he's suave like Antonio Banderas)
Joon - Sex Apprentice (He's picked up the tricks of all our favs ... and he's still learning)
Super Junior
Heechul - Pretty Pretty Princess (No explanation needed)
Siwon - Abmighty Shisus (Those abs are holy, just like him)
Han Geng - Chinese Thrust Machine (Have you seen this man thrust his hips?)
Eunhyuk - Sir Pops-A-Lot (Those chest pops of his impregnate girls)
Donghae - Arms of Sex (Those arms are just pure love)
Yesung - Husky Moans of Art (He calls himself "Voice of Art," but this is much more fitting)
Kyuhyun - Dirrrty Geek (No explanation needed)
Zhou Mi - Lord Long Legs, 3L (No explanation needed)
Henry - Juicy Angel Lips (Because he might look angelic, but the lips suggest otherwise)
Se7en - God of Lips (Have you SEEN his lips?)
I know you all have suggestions. Either comment below or send them to me via Twitter. Or if you don't want anyone to know what a closet dirty freak you are, you can email me and ask me to leave your name out of it (because I do credit genius when I stumble upon it).
I know you all have some inappropriate nicknames for your favorite boys. Now is the time to share it with the world.
Credit to @cjcdae for nicknaming Taeyang, Daesung, G.O, and Se7en!
Credit to @nee_nr for nicknaming SeungHo!
Credit to @c_desu for nicknaming Chansung!
Credit to @ruubyrod for nicknaming Seungri!
Credit to @Taebeom for nicknaming Heechul and Junho!
Credit to @sunni_brown for nicknaming Siwon!
Credit to @nengvaleska for nicknaming Han Geng, Yesung, Donghae, Zhou Mi, Kyuhyun, Eunhyuk, and Henry!
Credit to @woogled for nicknaming Wooyoung!
Credit to @Kpopxfanatic for nicknaming Seulong!
Credit to @oneherowildsoul for nicknaming Nichkhun!
Credit to @KRBekimon_SHOCK for nicknaming Junsu!
TKPA
OK - I have a few to start with - you got my dirrrty brain going - so ya know I will think of more later!
ReplyDeleteAnyway - you know I have to give one to Dae - because he is my love...now I know that you do not think dirrrty thoughts of him like I do but...
1)Dae Dae should be known as:
"Smiling Angel aka Secret Freak"(shh) because ya know it is a different story behind closed doors! ;)
**now on a personal note just between you & me (ha) I happen to refer to Dae to not only my "Secret Freak" but as my "Thighs of Pleasure" because let me tell you he has the best thighs in the Idol world period! I can just imagine how tight they could hold onto you....damn I bet he gets some thrusting action with those thighs...
Ooops sorry, ok back to the matter at hand...
2) Se7en - you know I couldn't leave my other man out of it...now I know SeungHo has the Lips of Sex but remember who is the "King of Lips" or the "Master of Lips" has to go to Se7en. His lips started it ALL!
3) RiRi - well he just has to be referred to as "Strong Baby" because that's the only way we like him anyway...hee hee
3) GO - he definitly has a Latin flavor to him so I call him my "Latin Flavored Korean"
That's all for now...
cj(c-dae)
Modifications:
ReplyDeleteI really like the "Thighs of Pleasure" one for Dae, but that'll be your personal nickname for him that you use while sexting. How about "Mr. Happy?" Because it has two meanings.
Se7en ... I think he needs to be the "God of Lips," because they're heavenly and I don't think anyone can have better lips than him. It's blasphemous otherwise.
I want to call Ri-Ri something BESIDES "Strong Baby," because everyone calls him that and the maknae deserves a NEW nickname!
G.O ... "Antonio Jung." Because his family name is "Jung" yet he has the Latin suave-factor like Antonia Banderas.
LOVE THEM!
ReplyDelete"God of Lips" - Perfect for the man that takes you to Se7enth Heaven!! I almost put that (TM moment) but I was worried you wouldn't like it since it is similiar to "Sex God"
"Antonio Jung" -well you know I kept calling him my lil Korean Antonio Banderas so combining the names is fantatic!
"Thighs of Pleasure" Oh I know that is just my personal name for him - I would have to bitch slap NO wait... I would have to BEAT THE HELL out of any chick that tried to use that name for him. :) I'm just saying! LOL
So "Mr. Happy" works perfect for me - I know that Dae is happy - how Dae makes me happy & how I make him & "Mr. Happy" happy! HA!
cj(c-dae)
**we will have to keep thinking about RiRi**
MY nickname for TKPA: "Oh Fearless Leader"
ReplyDeleteYour 24-7 PBS,
cj(c-dae)
HAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteIf only it were TRUE!
Oh but IT IS - sometimes you dont see in yourself what others see & since I am your PBS I know better!
ReplyDeleteWe would all be lost in a sea of Idol torture not knowing how to express our love, lust & desire for our K-pop men, but you lead us the way to UTOPIA in the name of: "Confessions of the K-pop Addict"
We now have found our way to a land where we can express our thoughts & feelings of orgasmic bliss about our gorgeous, hot, steamy, sexy, Korean men. What would we do with out you!??!
Thank you TKPA for leading the way! "Oh Fearless Leader!"
Love ya! *hugs*
cj(c-dae) AKA Mrs. Happy
LOL... I usually call Seungri 'Smiling Idiot' XD...
ReplyDeleteThose nicknames are pure win XD
CJ:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that there is someone out there who is just like me, who hasn't obnoxiously whored herself and her blog out over the interwebs like I have. And if all else fails, I'm sure you could just log onto OMONATD lol
But I'll remember the "Fearless Leader" nickname next time I watch a horror movie and have to check the backseat of my truck as well as the trunk portion, because I drive a SUV and there are plenty of hiding places for a crazed, chainsaw weilding murderer. Or, you know ... when I see a cockroach or a shark. Because I cry like a baby when I see a Great White on TV!!
Nokaz:
I can't call Ri-Ri that!!! lol I'm going to give him a good nickname one day. Maybe then people will stop disliking the maknae and think only dirty thoughts!
Then... Blinding Smile... Smiling God... The only think i like about him is the smile XD
ReplyDeleteNope - there is only one TKPA! That's it - enough said - dont argue with me on this one! LOL I win!
ReplyDelete"Oh Fearless Leader" dont worry about the chainsaw weilding murderer or the Great White sharks - you just lead us to K-pop Men Utopia! The other stuff....well that is what you have your Sex God Assassin for...let him take care of the things that go BUMP in the night!
(and I do mean BUMP - me & Junkie hear it all the time from our house - you would think there was a damn earthquake going on next door - makes Sparky nervous)
cj(c-dae)
These names are epic! lmao if you ever talk about Heechul again call him "Pretty Pretty Princess" lol
ReplyDeleteAnd you can call Junho "Big Booty Junee" cuz that boy got a donk ha ha
Pretty Pretty Princess for Heechul? LOL More like Sexy Mistress (refer to this gif: http://pics.livejournal.com/yoghurts/pic/000072hb).
ReplyDeleteJunsu from TVXQ should be the Booty God, then - he decides whether one has junk in the trunk, or if you have a pancake.
How about "Sexual Sermon" for Siwon?...because if he was preaching I would be at church every day!!
ReplyDeletecj(c-dae)
I want to be as clean as possible in regards to Siwon, because I want to get into K-Pop Heaven when I die.
ReplyDeleteHA HA - well then how about "Heavenly Body" - and I mean that in the upmost respect to a beautiful man of God's creation.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah..SMILING SEX SLAVE he is! such a cute naughty little fella with smexy dark circles!
ReplyDeleteLMAO I'm actually seeing these nicknames being used and catching on, esp Sex God XD
ReplyDeleteThat's the plan! :)
ReplyDeleteLoL I thought Hae's nickname's gonna be 'Mama Boy' XD
ReplyDeleteI love Husky Moans of Art ROFL
YESUNG'S NICKNAME IS MADE OF WIN, WIN WIN WIN OMG WIN. WIN. CAN I SAY WIN MORE? WIN. AND HANGENG. THE THRUSTS, OH MY GOD. KAGJ;LSAG;LAKF
ReplyDeleteI FREAK OUT A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HANGENG'S THRUSTS. HOLY CRAP. HIS HIP THRUSTS THRUST MY BRAIN INTO MELTY DIRTYNESS.
And Yesung's voice reminds me of sex. Like, he shouldn't talk like that unless we're in bed, naked, and he's asking me what I want him to do to me. LEGIT. These are perfect. Okay dying.
pretty pretty princess lol omg goodness these names are aweosome and Yesung and Siwon fit prefectly and who ever hasnt seen the 'gengs trust doesnt even know what they are missing and this killed me "Seungri - Smiling Sex Slave (His smile is killer and he's a maknae, so he has to cater to your every sexual desire" lmao love these blogs =3
ReplyDeleteI think whenever you refer to 2pm now you should call me "Sex PM" cuz lately everything those boys do is...SEX. When the stand there...SEX...but through ice...SEX...do the Ring Ding Dong dance on Inkigayo...SEX...Chansung's been taking them SEX pills too cuz um he is OOZING it! Damn!
ReplyDeleteyour posts are EPIC! and this one is no exception. i lol'd so much so thanks a lot! ^^
ReplyDeleteand btw, even though i just discovered koreanpopaddict, i can say that you are now my favorite k-pop blogger... cheers!
I believe, I just saw the best new nickname for Taeyang.
ReplyDeleteIt's because of this icon (http://i46.tinypic.com/2evyhao.gif) his nickname should be..
Sexy Rolls.
xD
Or not.
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Whatever flows~
xD
WE WANT NICKNAMES! WE WANT NICKNAMES!
ReplyDeletezomg. there isn't one for hero kim jaejoong yet.
ReplyDeleteum.
sex introvert?
bishie on top?
lol i ... can't think of anything.
my explanation for it? he's really shy, but just imagine what he could do when he's in charge ;)
+ he's so pretty. gah i just wanna have his kids :] and his waist. oh dear word i love his waist.
how about for Rain :]
ReplyDeleterain- raingasms/ rain on me
ReplyDeleteyuhno- crouching yuhno hidden dragon
ReplyDeleteYou're downright dirty and I love it!
ReplyDeleteThese nicks gave me so many ideas, I'm currently fanning myself from all of the heat *-* (really, literally I'm fanning myself right now xD)
Nichkhun's nickname is so mind blowingly true, I'm probably going to use it everywhere! Can I use it everywhere *imagine Khunnie's puppy look* ????
Are you still creating new nicks for other groups? ^^. I'm so eagerly awaiting for them if there will be any xD kekeke
yaah. am. Try this for C.N.Blue if you ever nickname them x33
Jung Yong Hwa - Under The Lock Slave
'cause he's so shy and lovable x33 Yah. But really, he's super shy, he actually thinks he's not good looking (well that's a load of bullshit if I ever heard any o.O) and I really imagine, inviting him home.. softly locking the door.. and then coax that lovable shy slave into some hot steamy sex *-* rawrrr.
Hm.. I'm a bit spacey to think up more, I believe I'll finish up my KhunYoung fic (I left of near the climax(guess which.. xD)! gaah, that's killing me). Your Khun's nick totally inspired me x33 Love love!
I already follow you on Twitter and think you're an absolute spazz, dear /*-*/
So ta ta,
Jutasija x33
muchos asia luuv
:[ i'm sad that this isn't updated with your nickname for kikwang. what was it- Lips Prince? yes. this needs updating.
ReplyDeletebut have you seen junhyung's lips? boy's got some hella sexy lips too.
but i think the most appropriate nickname for junhyung is the first word that everyone thought of when they first saw him. BAMF. or you know. you could type it out. because. junhyung really is a Badass Mofo.
Or you could call him Sex Lisp
b/c hayle. that lisp is still there and it is MMF [i'm not even a junhyung fan- what am i doing coming up with nicknames for him xDDD]
And if Chansung is Beastly Maknae, then Dongwoon should be Godly Maknae. Do i need to explain that one? or we can just call him Adonis. b/c you know. what more can be said [altho i hate his horrid minho-esque short hair... they need to let it grow out and get all wavey and sexy again kekekeke~]
i'm avoiding coming up with a nickname for hyunseung because- i think i'd expload xDDD puahahaha~
yoseob needs a nickname related to his voice. it's heavenly. he sings and you completely lose your mind. altho- it's hard to make it a dirty sexy nickname. because yoseob has this angelic childish appearance. altho- we all know he's dirty in his mind. oh yes we know. see here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bw-aS9Vhe8) but then. maybe he's just dirty for doojoon. /shot
anyway. if i come up with any more i'll be sure to comment here xDDD
I do have a few names for the boys.
ReplyDeleteSe7en- Luscious Lips
Yunho- Yunho's U-Know....what?
Changmin- ChangMINNIE's not so Minnie.
JaeJoong- Smexy man God.
Junsu- Duck Butt
LeeTeuk- Husband
can u give some info about lee jonghyuin of cnblue
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