Joon's Official TKPA Nickname Is ...

I had to give him his own post with the unveiling of this nickname. Because I look for any excuse to post something about Joon and about MBLAQ.

But our dear Joon's Official TKPA nickname, which he shall from here on out be called and known as, is ....

Sex Apprentice.

Why? It's simple:

• With that cocky ass grin of his whenever he flashes those abs, he was the valedictorian at the G-Dragon School of Cocky-Korean-Idols.
• The lack of ab flashes as of late are in preparation for the midterm in the course Ab Flash 101, which he is taking while in college, and which is also being taught by the King of Foreplay.
• He is learning everything from Rain.

This rookie is like a hurricane of sex brewing in the ocean. Right now we're only experiencing cool breezes and slight rainfall, because he's a few miles off the coast, waiting. But when the day finally comes that he decides to hit land ...

Oh, you better be prepared. Because Sex Apprentice is a category five. If you don't know hurricane-lingo, know that a category 5 is pretty much as bad as you can get. Yes, he will completely destroy all future men's chances with us.

I don't think he'll ever surpass the title "apprentice," as those who came before him will always do it better the first time around. Yet there is no harming in educating oneself, is there? Nope.

Are you happy, Joon? I finally found a suitable nickname for you, lovely! You're still uncategorized, but soon enough I'll put you where you belong. Mainly, in my bed. Now get to flashing those abs!

TKPA