11.12.2009

What Did They Do to Sexy Beast Taek?

WARNING: There are a lot of F-Bombs in this post.

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What the fuck is this?!

Seriously.

Is he a stylish Korean male idol zombie? Is he a polka-dot loving ghost pirate? Are the cobwebs in the hair necessary? Are the velvet gloves really necessary? And the frilly shirt? And the ridiculous polka-dot suit? And the dark eye make-up underneath his eyes? Really?

REALLY?

What the fuck have you done to Sexy Beast Taek? You evil, evil, COW OF A STYLIST! This is just ...

NO! THIS SHOULD NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. EVER.

Yes, guys in suits are hot. Unbelievably hot. But a fucking polka-dot suit? What the fuck is that about? You are an evil human being and the K-Pop Gods are frowning upon your fucking stupidity for taking a sexy beast of a man and degrading him into a huge "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

Congratulations, Evil Stylist.

TKPA

12 comments:

  1. That is NOT cobwebs in his hair. He had a little fun backstage, is all. 8D

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  2. WTF!!!!!!!!!
    This is the first I have seen of this!
    It looks like Spiderman took a shit on his head!
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
    How can they do this to my baby!!!!! HOW!!!!
    The fucking frilly shirt is as bad as the fucking feathers they put on my "Antonio Jung"
    What the hell is going on in the K-pop stylist world!
    I think they need a fucking Intervention!
    TKPA I am ready to go knock the shit out of them - you game??
    cj(c-dae)

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  3. ... The K-pop stylist are getting closer to Johnny's Entertainment levels. ... Maybe it's the same stylist XD

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  4. YES!!

    I want to be a stylist. I'd demand them to spend a few hours in the gym, purposely put the wrong sized clothing on them just so I can see them strip it off.

    Fan girls need to start a petition to make me these boys' stylists. Because I promise that they'll always look unbelievably sexy 24/7. Seriously, that's my campaign promise haha

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  5. lol VerticalOrbit I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought it looked like that XD

    Gosh someone really screwed up here ._.;

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  6. You guys are so perverted. Seriously, my mind didn't even go there. lol

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  7. um, i think i lost my words, but OMG WTF *GAPES.*

    i saw the rest of the pics...i don't know where to begin.

    i was waiting for the HQ version of today's performance, but now i don't know if i want to watch it. do i want to sit through it wanting to carve out my eyes out with a blunt knife? NO.

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  8. My mind went there from the moment I saw the pic - sorry I am just dirrrrty bad like that! Hey Dae likes me that way! LOL
    I still say we go & kick the shit out of the K-pop Stylists & take over!
    (of course not many idols would be wearing clothing after we make them over)
    cj(c-dae)

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  9. POLKA DOT UGLINESS = FAIL FAIL FAIL
    HAIRSTYLE = ME LOVE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH

    COBWEBS = BEEN SOMEWHERE DISCREET DOING NAUGHTY THINGS, SBT? OH THE THINGS U PUT IN MY HEAD!


    Note: Purposely putting everything in CAPS to show how ecstatic I am about this post. I have a new-found obsession for SBT, thanks to the orgasmic scream I heard him do lately.

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  10. K-Pop Junkie11/12/2009 1:45 PM

    Addict,
    how did your mind not go to VerticalOrbit's comment first thing? Mine sure did. Hmmmm maybe i need a break about thinking dirty thoughts about the boys. lol


    He should never let them dress him in these clothes again. He needs to just stripe when he comes on stage. That would fix the problem. :)

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  11. Junkie:

    I don't know how I didn't think of that. I think I was too busy getting angry by the FAIL of that heffer stylist!!!

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  12. you seriously need to fly to Korea IMMEDIATELY so you can be his stylist and fix him! that sounds cool aight!

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