11.20.2009

Sex Fetish: King of Foreplay

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We all know what the King of Foreplay's sexual fetish is. Hello, it's in his name!

Foreplay is a variety of techniques, though. It's an art form and the King is the fucking Da Vinci of it. There's the always toe-curling physical aspect of it. There's the sheer anticipation of the following mattress olympics. And there is also the mental gratification of seeing him perform. Face it, every time he's on stage your body pumps out Baegasms repeatedly for four minutes.

After he's done performing, and he's backstage, sweat dripping down his beautiful face, you will be wanting him. But you can't have him, there are too many people around and you know how Koreans are all shy and polite (i.e. stiff and uptight) in public. You know he'll want to go out to dinner afterward with practically everyone, so you'll have to be on your best behavior for another two hours.

Above the table, at least. Because Tae will no doubt place his hand on your knee and gently and softly rub your thigh. If anyone sees this action, they might think that he's just being loving and tender. But you know that he's subliminally sending you messages that you're going to go at it like wild animals later on.

You might be expecting him to pounce on you as soon as the both of you return home for the evening, but he'll kiss your cheek and say that he wants to take a shower. You'll wait impatiently in bed, and when he surfaces from the bathroom, still dripping wet with a towel wrapped around his waist, he'll kiss every square inch of your body. And then about an hour of foreplay and intense Baegasms will ensue, until you're begging him.

Because he is the King, after all. Kings like hearing their loyal subjects beg.

TKPA

12 comments:

  1. niquelachelle11/20/2009 1:48 PM

    WOW. I just had a VERY nice lil daydream in my head!

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  2. I swear...where do you find these sex-tastic jizz-worthy pictures???

    Thank you so much for providing us with these delicious pictures.

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  3. WOW THANKS!! Damn I am all hot & heavy now here at work!
    I think I might reenact this scene tonight with a certain someone......I mean hey he is not Tae but his name does rhyme with his.
    (hee-hee)
    Wait that could work for both of them...both their names rhyme with Tae...decisions decisions! HA ;)

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  4. GASP. no no no not Dae sung! Wait... D:
    Just kidding. Okay forget dinner...there will be no eating after concerts...to the amusement park!

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  5. Oh yes Dae Dae!
    Dae & his "Thighs of Pleasure" satisfy me every time!
    ;)

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  6. heylilrichgirl11/20/2009 5:08 PM

    Heyyyy Taeyang... Oh shit here comes GD...

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  7. dang yb, looks like you're having a baegasm too! just thrust baby, thrust. keep them coming hard and harder each time. thanks love<3

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  8. Does this post even require comments?????

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  9. That photo......
    *thrust thrust*
    *fans self*

    & the look on his face..goddamn TKPA, one of these days BIGBANG Friday is gonna kill me with all these fantasies.

    Like literally die of too much hot fantasies.
    My brain and heart will burn out.

    and and I will beg..*falls down on knees*

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