4.23.2010

Men's Health Should Be Renamed to "Half-Naked Idols Monthly"

Thank you, Men's Health magazine, for stripping down Beastly Maknae, oiling up his abs a bit, and then taking endless amounts of high-quality pictures, making them available to way-too-sexually charged people like myself.

Really, you're amazing.

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Oh, damn ... I love you, Chansung. And by you, I mean "your hip-dips." And by love, I mean "want to suck on." That sentence should really read like, "I want to suck on your hip-dips, Chansung." Are we clear on that? We really need to be on the same page in regards to this issue. I'm not by any means professing my love for you. I'm not implying that we run off to Vegas and get hitched and have fifteen babies and spend the rest of our lives together.

No, I'm simply saying I want to bite those hip-dips. Hard. So hard to where you have purple TKPA bruises for a few weeks afterward.

Are you cool with that?

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Imagine Beastly Maknae walking slow and sexy toward you, and as he is approaching you, you're backing away. And then there's a wall right behind you. And then he comes closer and closer and closer. And then he puts those arms on either side of you, making sure you don't go anywhere. Why the hell would you want to go anywhere?

Fuck.

Oh, and credit goes to The Boyfriend for inspiring the wall-pinning scenario. Thank you ;)

TKPA

12 comments:

  1. meow. I'm glad he is in your "strictly a dirty fantasy" category.. Cuz Ive been feeling him as hard boyfriend material for a while...
    and the latest video... *growls*

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  2. TKPA, I take my words back. Chansung really belongs in Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy category XD he is HAWT HAWT *drools* ooh there are more sizzling hot pics of him in that magazine ;)

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  3. unf at that last part, lol some other idols should do photo shoots like these more often

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  4. Chansung impressed me with this photoshoot. The one of him lifting weights is my fav so I'm happy it was one of the ones you chose to put up <3! It makes his biceps looks f-ing huge.

    I think Chansung also belongs in my Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy category too. I have no huge attachment to his personality, but damn the boy is hot!

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  5. I love this man SFM! He just drove me over the edge with this shoot. Gawd, I want him so damn bad.

    And for the record, I think I would try to get away just so he can stop me with those delicious arms of his XD

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  6. i think we should edit his nickname TKPA..

    it should be BEASTLY MAKNAE CHANSUNF! ^_^

    this man has been making my ovaries VERY painful for the past few weeks. he's seriously taking me away from Sexy Beast Taek. LOL

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  7. maknae maknae what am i to do with thou!!
    he is so close in competition with SEX GOD for my cervix attention..... wahahahah

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  8. holy shit I'm having goosebumps reading this post.

    ME LIKEY.

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  9. so in conclusion your fantasy is him doing you up aagainst a wall. I want to explore the kama sutra with that boy. I want to have sex with him so much we could take part in the sexolypics.

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  10. Is it just me, or do I see a little "beastliness" poking in maknae's pants in the last picture?
    UNF. ;)))

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  11. OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO.
    Junkie's traveling to some dangerous territory here ;)

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  12. WTF? wrong post D:

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