12.03.2009

What the Fuck is This About, Taekyeon?

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I'm not even going to refer to you by your TKPA nickname. I'm pissed at you. I almost didn't even want to post your damn picture, but you're too damn fine not to marvel over.

That's beside the point.

What the hell is this news I'm hearing that you ripped off your shirt and exposed your abs for a girl who is not me? That is like an immense slap in the face! Seriously, that shit isn't even tolerated, Taekyeon. Not at all. Because it was me who demanded that more Hottests and other K-Pop fans put the word "sexy" in front of your "Beast Taekyeon" nickname. It was me who has made countless K-Pop fans drool over you and want you to RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF on a nightly basis. It was also me who said that you'd totally bust our headboards and also probably bust a damn hole in the wall because of your excessive force.

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? By showing your abs, by acting all pure, raw, angry-sex for another woman? Seriously?

Fuck you, Taekyeon. I'm not going to write about you for a week as your punishment. I know my normal punishments involve you being sent and confined to my bedroom, but you crossed the line.

TKPA

22 comments:

  1. Um... I don't know if I should laugh or comfort you. ...there there? ^^;

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  2. Good u.u . He deserves it. Damn it, i wanna cut that bitch so bad >.> .... And she's 10 years older than him ... -.-'', oh Taekyeon... All I have to say is...

    SOGATDA!

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  3. Dude, you don't know how pissed I was.
    I was like, "WHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!!!"

    I agree with your punishment.
    Carry on Taec.
    :]

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  4. haha i had the same feeling too!!
    when i saw ur update on twitter i was like "wtf is this??"
    then now i see!! haha

    when i read about it too i wanted to kick him so hard!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!?!?!
    well i agree with u!! ;) xD

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  5. I know, RIGHT?! WTF! HAHA but damn, you gotta admit that that ending was the sexiest yet! Really though, really? had to tease the rest of us with an actual demonstration of that hot sex force by knocking everyone else over, pushing Chansung over like a biotch and making that damn sexy ass beast face....uhm HELLO. I nearly fainted...anyways, I read that he was actually going to go up to her and stuff but since it was a live broadcast, they wouldnt let him. However, during JYP's performance, I guess he walked by her in the crowd and SBT got all butthurt and jealous. Dork. lol.

    but whatever SBT, lol. Nichkhun, it's your turn to strip, baby! Or shoot, I'll take magnae too...as long as he does the lip bite thing
    we're good.

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  6. Ummm TKPA maybe he has been reading your Tweets on Twitter to a certain someone whom shall not be named (Arick) and he is pissed at you.
    Payback is a bitch ya know.

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  7. If that's the case, CJ, then G-Dragon is going to be PISSED on Saturday and instead of throwing in "TKPA" during "Breahe," he'll probably say it during the end of "She's Gone."

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  8. TKPA the question is...Should he? Are you gone? Who owns you now?
    BAHAHAHAHAH
    *hugs*
    Hi Arick!!

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  9. i knew this would happen. HE DESERVES ALL THE PUNISHMENT! *brings out the whip*

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  10. there's a 10 year difference between them, what is he thinking! LOL hes making many, many of his fans unhappy

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  11. .... you know where he is going to be though during this week long exile, don't you?

    giving Ha Ji Won that long overdue private performance ...

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  12. It's all Baek jiYoung's fault for giving him cougar fever. Blaugh Taec you wern't even in the upper levels of my harem anyway you have now been demoted from Sex god voice sub to possible weekend hookup.

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  13. LOL I don't see why everyone freaking out just cause taek likes someone besides themselves. Lets face it Taek probably never seen you guys before and never will. So technically he should have a right to like whoever he likes. No need to be pissed just because the one he chooses is not you. I admit 10 years is pretty far apart, but then again most men in korea like noonas so I can't blaim him. No need to go nuts on him just because hes not ripping his shirt off for you. At least you got to see it.

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  14. I agree^^
    Personally I think it's kind of cute he likes someone and is willing to rip his shirt off for them. Eventhough I wish it was me he was doing it for, its all good. At least we know he has heart. <3

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  15. To the two people who commented Anonymous:

    First of all, it's a joke. I really don't care if he rips his shirt off or not. I really don't care if he likes someone who is ten years older or ten days older. As long as he is happy, I am happy for him.

    For the first Anonymous commenter, do you even read my blog? If you do then you'll know I'm not really serious about anything. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS A JOKE. Do you really think I'm honestly pissed off about something so trivial as this? No. Do you really think any of the people who commented are genuinely pissed off at this? No. We're not idiots, we know that the chances of us ever meeting let alone dating Taekyeon are very slim. But thanks for NOT reading the disclaimer I have on the sidebar, in which it clearly states I am not serious about any of this and that 95% of the things I write are purely HUMOR.

    Second Anonymous commentor, we all wish that Taekyeon ripped off his shirt for us. Even if he intended for it to be directed toward someone else, he did it on stage, on a televised broadcast. Technically, it can be for us as well.

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  16. @Michelle: When magnae actually decided to do it (yes, together with the lip bite), I'll join you celebrating. XD

    @jennykoi: I have these...handcuffs with feathers, or something. I'll bring them along during our punishment night.

    @Anonymous: One word for you -- LOL. Obviously you haven't been on the blog enough. Again, LOL.

    My personal comment: This is a bad week for me. 2 of husband TOP's kissing scenes are revealed this week, and 2 incidents of husband Taec stripping this week. WTF WTF *shakes head*

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  17. *edit comment* whoops, Taec actually pushed over JUNHO like a biotch. idk why I thought it was Chansung.

    @bunniness - we've got three opportunities this weekend! LOL. let's hope for one...magnae hasn't done the endings that much...so maybe theres hope haha.

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  18. yeahhh.... just pretended that he was looking at me while that happened...

    but don't worry.
    he'll come crawling back to you.

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  19. i couldn't even recognize him in that picture X:

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  20. he's fully clothe. i woudn't mind if he prance half naked (or fully naked :) all the time.

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  21. It's okay. He'll come running back to you in a quick minute. Have no fear! and you can keep him in your room as punishment. BWAHAHAHA but that picture made me laugh. Heh.

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  22. i used to like ha jiwon.. not anymore when i heard taek likes her!! dang it!

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