12.16.2009

BEAST's Stylists Must Hate Them

What is this? Seriously?

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I mean, yes ... Jun Hyung is looking damn good and Dong Woon is looking hella hot, and Du Jun has a little brooding, sex gaze going on ...

BUT COME ON!

What the hell is DJ wearing? A poncho? Is that really and honestly supposed to be sexy? Is that supposed to make us drool and want a baby by him? I can't imagine ripping off a poncho with my teeth, though it might be relatively easier. The sex factor just isn't there.

FAIL.

And then there's this:

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Again, Dong Woon is looking delicious. Perfect, don't change one thing about that maknae. And a little surprisingly ... Yo Seob looks ... well ... hot. Maybe it's the all black suit he has on, the ticked off facial expression. But the cutest rookie in K-Pop is looking damn hot. Awesome, don't touch one platinum blonde hair on that head. AJ is of course just pure sex.

AND LOOK AT HYUN SEUNG! His hair is amazing and not a total fail. The hat attached to his shoulder needs to go, but other than that boy is looking DAMN good and surely has spent countless hours between the sheets with those cow Korean stylists. DJ is looking massively better in this picture.

JH ... what the fuck did you do to your hair? Why would you sit in that chair, stare at yourself in the mirror, and keep your mouth shut when you saw what they were doing to you? How did you not cry?

BEAST still has a seriously long way to go, even though it's getting slightly better. Employ me, boys. You'd be radiating pure sex 24/7.

TKPA

8 comments:

  1. O_O are they experimenting on JH hair recently?! i luv him, but... the hair..TT

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  2. hmmm the only thing that i really don't like is the poncho thing . evrrything else is alright . but then again i'm on my ipod so the small image could be decieving LOL

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  3. YO SEOB YO SEOB YO SEOB! Saranghaeyo!

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  4. I agree, with everything you said~
    You should be their stylist~~ haha! xD
    I still can't believe the maknae of BEAST has like the deepest voice. xDD

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  5. I want you to be employed as their stylist.
    I do believe that you would do a much better job.
    I also agree about JunHyung. They shouldn't experiment with his hair so much!!! :(
    He had a really good hair style going and it went down the toilet, though they definitely improved with HyunSeung. Now I watch him and DooJoon all the time. The poncho though.......
    it's gotta go.

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  6. I agree that there is some fail in these photos.
    But the rest of the pics for this photo shoot had some wins.

    They look great...so happy that they did their first magazine shoot.
    They need to do more in the future! But with better stylists...

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  7. i don't care what doojoon wears, i'd rather he have nothing on :))) sorry about my previous post, i'm only starting to catch up on your blog =D

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