Could you imagine the chaos and the all around world panic that would happen if the King of Foreplay realized that there is a dark side, if he became a man-whore?
Girls will be lined up on the sidewalk in front of a five-star hotel, security guards screening them and picking a few lucky ones to head on up to have one fantastic night with the King and his Royal Scepter. Those lucky bitches. Whenever the King passes by a church -- even if he's in the backseat of the car being chauffered and having a lucky skankoid polish his Royal Scepter -- the building will instantly ignite in flames. Because he used to be so good, so pure, a child of God ...
I kind of want the King to cross over to the sexually corrupt side of things. It's much more fun over here. I've already corrupted you all (or so you say, but I call bullshit on that one), so it would be fantastic if I could somehow corrupt him without directly having any influence over it ... you know?
He has to be willing to cross over. And I cannot and will not touch him until he does. I will not corrupt a pure person. When that happens, though ... you can be damn sure that I will lay claim to that walking, talking, living, breathing sex machine and the Royal Scepter.
TKPA
xP KoF is pure fire. and Royal Scepter? lmao. oh how we missed you.
ReplyDeleteIt'll b like Coming to America 2.0 except wit rabid fangirls. I always wondered wat he did to become so damn freaky on stage. No one rips off their clothes or grinds on a floor like that without knowing a little something. He's not fooling me
ReplyDeleteAhahakz...
ReplyDeleteEPIK!!!
Royal Scepter??!!
Thanks to you,my dreams have not been so pure lately.
And that was a compliment btw..
=D
As much as I would love to have him, I hope he remains pure, 'cause that's why I fell for him in the first place ;)
ReplyDeleteA+ http://tinypic.com/r/2u8w375/6
ReplyDeleteWOahhhhhh, Wait just one second there!!!
ReplyDeleteI already claimed him. You can't. Plus I love him and his good christina ways.
OK first of ALL:
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok second of ALL:
Junkie is gonna kill you!
AWWW just know that I will be standing in that corruption line waiting for my turn to pass inspection (don't want the Royal Scepter to come down w/ swine flu)
Once I am cleared I am on my way to provide some major polishing. I will work very hard to bring it to a nice shiny head!
And afterward Tae will have a nice shining smile on his face.
(Sorry Junkie- ya know he is my #2-I couldn't resist)
Let the corruption begin!
Cum to the dark side Tae....Tae I AM your Polisher!
OK first of ALL:
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok second of ALL:
Junkie is gonna kill you!
AWWW just know that I will be standing in that corruption line waiting for my turn to pass inspection (don't want the Royal Scepter to come down w/ swine flu)
Once I am cleared I am on my way to provide some major polishing. I will work very hard to bring it to a nice shiny head!
And afterward Tae will have a nice shining smile on his face.
(Sorry Junkie- ya know he is my #2-I couldn't resist)
Let the corruption begin!
Cum to the dark side Tae....Tae I AM your Polisher!
OH HELL YES!!! ALL HAIL THE King of Foreplay!!! i wanna drop it like it's hot on ur Royal Scepter *sings Juvenile's Back That Ass Up*
ReplyDeletehawt , 'nuff said .
ReplyDeleteRoyal Scepter? LOL I'm quickly becoming insanely obsessed with this man.
ReplyDeleteOMGOSH, if he turned into a manwhore..
ReplyDeletei believe that one plane would carry nothing
BUT kpop fans what wants to.. enjoy his "Royal Scepter" now thats one deadly plane.
LONG LIVE THE KING. <3
man-whore! it's like a dream come true LOL
ReplyDeleteIts so ironic that Taeyang has all these girls falling over him yet he still hasn't chosen a lucky girl yet. T_T
ReplyDeleteIf only..... <3
Ohhh when the day comes, I'd be happy to sexually corrupt myself for him!
ReplyDeleteIt feels so sinful yet so good to be wanting this pure church boy this way~
He would be chest-popping his way into my home, my bed, my fantasies, or wherever that he pleases >.<
You would talk about him this way.
ReplyDeleteHe will go to the dark side, he has to!
And when he does he will be even hotter than he is now and so much harder to turn away from.
This church boy WILL go to the dark side....
ROYAL SCEPTER..it's effin' hot!
ReplyDeleteMust...not...think...dirty...thoughts...DAMNIT! Thank you TKPA for slowly corrupting my pure image of Tae. ;)
ReplyDeleteRoyal Scepter! Now that is an AWESOME nickname for a dude's...well you know!
ReplyDeleteNow we want names for ours....jealous we are!
everytime i read your blog, i end up... "frustrated" ;)
ReplyDeletesighhh.... if only yb was here to help me w/ that.
anyway. glad to have you writing again :)
LMAO! OMG ROYAL SCEPTER! Wow the things I would to this man. Oh fearless leader i missed you! :D
ReplyDeletethat would be amazing LOL.
ReplyDeletesince you won't corrupt him, i wonder...who will? o: haha
him...like that...
ReplyDelete....amazing *Q*
we will all be waiting for that day~ his Royal Scepter should be ready because it'll be polished by gazilion fangirls! :))
ReplyDeletelol at the comment above me hehe
ReplyDeleteI wanted him before, now this article made me want him more! Yb to be a Manwhore is indeed a dream come true for us all :D
ReplyDeletehe really wants you to pull him over. just a little dirty talk and he's over on the other side so far no one could see him from the heavens. lol.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? Corrupting the pure is one of my favorite things in this world. It's like a decadent chocolate silk pie. Mmm...corruption. So very sweet.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHA royal scepter! Hell yeah! I'm not even worrying about inspection. Security guards ain't got nothin on ME!
ReplyDeleteOh if I had a single chance! I'd corrupt him to come to the dark side and polish his Royal Scepter, mmhh. He'll never want to be pure again! Damn this sounds great!
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