It's baaaaack! (And soon enough, so will yours truly!)
Admit it ... there is just one male idol, above all others, that just does something to you. He makes your ovaries twitch and ache and makes your uterus long for a tenant for forty weeks. It doesn't matter what he does. A new or old performance, a TV appearance, or even just looking at a damn picture sends you into a complete melt-down state of wanting to enter motherhood.
You know exactly who I'm talking about.
This isn't necessarily a category, it's more like bragging rights. Only the top five will be posted on the right sidebar, like the holy list of men you want to have lots of unprotected sex with.
It can be any idol, from any group so long as he's over the legal age, because I don't want to start promoting teen parenting. I'm already going to K-Pop hell by corrupting your minds, I don't want to add another thing to the list. You can vote for more than one guy, because you know that I have an incredibly difficult time choosing between Master GD and Sex God. I don't expect you to choose between two (or three) luscious idols; I sure as hell can't. Note: It can be as many as you want, but try to keep it under ... oh, let's say six men, okay?
You can either: comment, email, or tweet me your choices. I'll be keeping track and tallying the scores and then I'll announce the top five. Every few months or so we'll vote again to update the Cervix Punchers and see if your hearts (or ovaries) have found new loves (or baby daddies). Let's close this when one idol reaches fifty votes, okay?
Back in November, we held this little poll. Not a shocker that Sex God came out on top (hah), followed closely by King of Foreplay, Master GD, Sexy Beast Taek, and really shocking was Arms of Sex.
Get to it!
TKPA
1. Sex God.
ReplyDelete2. Jaebeom
3. Junsu
1. Junsu - Always was my fav member of 2PM, but ever since he sang bump and grind on that awards show I've had to look at him a little differently.
ReplyDelete2. Sex God
3. King of Foreplay
5. ChansUNF
ReplyDelete4. Sexy Beast Taek
3. Kim Junsu of DBSK
2. Sex God
1. Park Yoochun of DBSK
1. Master GD. (G-Dragon will always be my number 1, always.)
ReplyDelete2. Eight Pack Abs Jay. (Seeing him on that show with the kids. fjdghjdfg.)
3. Big Booty Junee. (Cannot resist such a cutie. *A*)
do you know how much i've missed you??? and this!
ReplyDeletei have to finalize my list because there are some changes from the last one. xD
eeekkkkk~! i'm soooo essited! ^_^
Dear Kpop Addict.
ReplyDeleteI have recently discovered your blog and I think you are amazing. Especially, since I have thought possibly every single thought that you have about the King of Foreplay, except mine have gotten much more explicit. Cuz he is sexy and I <3 him sooooo much! and Sex God and Taceyon. Cuz they are also sexy but not as sexy as my to be hubby, the wedding will take place as soon as I learn korean and actually go to korea.
Cervix punchers.
1. Taeyang
2. Top
3. Taecyon (the 3 Ts)
4. Jaebum
5. Junho
god why do they have to be so sexy and far away, actually it is better if they are far away.
sigh
1. Jaebeom
ReplyDelete2. Taeyang
3. Nichkhun (cause he's irresistably cute AND sexy )
4. Yunho
5. Big booty Jun-ee
6. Siwon
Lame list but ... whatever LOL
Yay!! You're back!
ReplyDelete1. Sex God (Although a Smiling Sex Slave fan, pregnancy may shave off up to 9 months of naughtiness with him.Besides,TOP has SUCH good traits that the world should not deprived of in future generations)
2. Nichkhun ( seeing him handle kids so adorably created a new ovarian jig for me :P)
3. God of Lips (getting pregnant is hard; wouldn't it be fun to try with this hottie?)
1...I would make devious babies with Dirrrty Geek.
ReplyDelete2. Mmm. Arms of Sex.
3. What, Leeteuk doesn't get a nickname?
XD
I think we see where my fandom lies.
yay your blog is back!!
ReplyDelete1. CHANSUNF gahhhh
2. beastly taecyeon
3. jay-bomb
4. wooyoung (i'm clearly biased)
5. TOP <3333
god i love them boys
We've missed you so much! very glad your back ^__^
ReplyDelete1.Joon
2.Taeyang
3.SeungHo
4.Jaebeom
5.T.O.P.
6.Eli - U-kiss
WELCOME BACK :D
ReplyDelete1. TOP
2. Taecyeon
3. Minho (SHINee) [he's finally legal and when he speaks i die a little on the inside. XD]
4. Junsu
5. Doojoon
We've missed you dearly ! teehee
ReplyDeleteMy number one is : Arms of Sex . I swear , when I hear this man's voice on whatever song I listen to , I literally stop and this man is definitely my cervix puncher .
Dear Shisus , my second choice would have to be King of Foreplay .
Shoot me now , but I've been strongly biased towards Arms of Sex <3
Oh how I've missed your sexually charged posts :P
ReplyDelete1. Key (SHINee)
2. Taec
3. Joon
4. Jinwoon (2AM)
5. Jang Geun Suk (he counts cuz of A.N.Jell! buahaha)
I think I have the weirdest list ever.
HO YEAH! Finally XD
ReplyDeleteIn order of importance:
1) Rain - Everytime I watched his performances, I doubt whether I'm actually legal for that kinda seductive shit. AND I'M 23 THIS YEAR.
2) 2PM's Kim Junsu - I have given Sex God up BECAUSE of this man *gasps*
3) Sex God - I might have given him up for Junsu, BUT still he's ovary-exploding material.
4) Micky Yoochun - *headdesks* He can dissappear from the face of Earth, I'll still worship him XD
5) Lee Joon aka Sex Apprentice - Recently, that smile had been killing me part by part inside.
Thank you for appearing in my life again:)
ReplyDelete1) Shinee Onew - He may look angelic but you might never know what goes on behind that face full of innocence:)
2) Chinese Thrust Machine Hangeng - We must never leave him out.
3) Lips of Sex Seungho - It's weird but his lips and dark eye circles is sexy.
4) Sex Voice Xiah Junsu - Just because!
u're back :D
ReplyDeleteohhh u know for me it has always been Kwon Jiyong and the Sex God only.
and my vote is of course G-DRAGON. i don't know why HE ALWAYS SCREAMS SEX TO MEEEE *dies*
and the KPOP ADDICT is back!
ReplyDeletewoooot~ wooot~
*throws confetti all over the place*
CERVIX PUNCHERS:
*King of Foreplay
*Sex God
*Mr. Happy
1. Sex God
ReplyDelete2. Beastly Maknae Chansunf
3. Sexy Beast Taec. ...still, lol.
4. Jun to da K. AKA Junsu (2PM)
5. GD
Not necessarily in that order, well, excpet for TOP.
Glad to see you back, bb. :)
Great to see ya back!!!
ReplyDelete1. G-Dragon
2. T.O.P.
3. Taeceyon
4. Chansung
5. Nichkhun
6. Daesung (Don't laugh! He's got a great smile, awesome sense of humor, perfect hair, gorgeous face, and and AMAZING body that we don't get to see enough of so.......EFF OFF!! LOL)
Hello! My first list here, ha!
ReplyDelete1. G-Dragon
2. Rain
3.1 Teakyeon
4. Hero (DBSK)
5. Sex Apprentice
and JB hmhm, 3.2, because GD is MY number one.
Rain is my second love and Taec gets No. 3.1 because he is taller, haha.
My unwavering choice
ReplyDeleteTOP aka Mr. Sex God himself
1. Sex God
ReplyDelete2. Changmin (DBSK)
3. Beastly Maknae
4. Mir.... wait, is Mir legal?! *goes to check* Yay~ He's 18!
I like the maknae!
1. tAeyang hands down! and he's a certified virgin! makes him even sexier
ReplyDelete2. TOP soo sexy i melt
3. Jaebum 2pm
4. Master GD he's not sexy perse but hes got a little something something that makes him drool worthy
5. Jaejoong DBSK pretty boy don't work for me cept for this one
1. Big Booty Junee
ReplyDelete2. Jaebeom
3. Junsu (2PM)
4. KiKwang
5. SooHyun
6. Eli
there was a slight change because some Kpop hotties stepped up & will be added to my list. ^_^
ReplyDelete#1 - TOP - Sex God will always my number 1. ALWAYS. ♥ i can make gazillion babies with him anytime. :)) a stare & my ovaries are fertilized. LOL
the rest would be in no particular order. ^_^
Sex Apprentice Joon - thanks to both his dorkiness & cuteness & hotness in MBLAQ's Idol Army, i should give him more love (than what i've already given him) ♥
Sexy Beast Taek - seeing him show his angry- beastly sex face, rip his clothes, take *inserts 2PM member's name here* heart in their Heartbreaker performance, puts me in a baby-making mood. ^_^
new addition~ ^_^ we should give them their nicknames soon!!!
Eli - i really fall for the angry-sexy voice every single time. that's why he got me hooked to him! ^_^ and he looks mighty fine recently! *drools*
JUNSU - i've always believed that he has an amazing voice among all the members of 2PM. but with their recent promotions, all his hotness is just all over the place! i don't want to have babies with him YET, but my ovaries are already screaming for little Junsus. :))
♥♥♥
HI!
ReplyDelete1. Taeyang
2. Taeyang
3. Taeyang
4. Taeyang
5. YongHwa [from CNBlue] <<<~ yes i kno, shocking!
1. Soohyun (U-Kiss) - This lead vocalist has got a powerful voice, surprisingly hot body, and though he doesn't get to showcase it very often, serious dancing skills. Here he is dancing with KiKwang: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aTohJu4jU
ReplyDeleteJust search "Soohyun rainism" on Youtube and be prepared for a serious ovarian seizure.
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ym6pz6.gif - That, ladies, is power.
2. Hangeng (Chinese Thrust Machine) - With his sweet face and sinful hips, Hangeng is always on my list.
3. Mir (MBLAQ) and 4. Dongwoon (BEAST) - Rival beastly, yummy maknaes. Who wouldn't want a double shot of that?
5. Jokwon (2AM) - After you've thoroughly checked out his unexpectedly muscular body, pictures of which are plastered all over the internet, watch an episode of "We Got Married" and your ovaries will be screaming and clawing at the screen with want. What a visual.
1. Jaejoong
ReplyDeleteDBSK boys need more cervix love.
I had to take a look at my previous list before doing this:D
ReplyDeleteso..my number one won't change. never.
1. Heechul
2. Yonghwa my new love
3. GD there's always something about him..whenever i hear his voice it makes
me think "you & me hardcore"
4. Kyuhyun. suddenly having this strong craving for this sexy little...mmmh
there are bunch of these newbies noteworthy enough to be cervix punchers but i'm still quite loyal ;)
I hope you realize I meant Junsu of 2PM. >_>; I forgot to type that in there. XD;
ReplyDelete1. Sex God
ReplyDelete2. T.O.P
3. TEMPO
4. Choi Seung Hyun
FUCK YEAH MY GIRL IS BACK!
ReplyDelete1) Daesung (duh)
2) Taeyang (duh)
3) Arick...ha ha ha ooops he is not an idol is he?
OK OK
3)Taec (the 2nd best Sexy Beast Dork after Arick)
4)YongHwa
5)GD (damn I just cant help it)
6)Se7en (of course)
7)Eli (I know I should have made Se7en #7 but he is one up above Eli for right now)
WAIT WAIT there MUST be 8
8) RAIN
AND I CANT FORGET
9) G.O
OK I MUST STOP NOW....I MUST
LOVE YA
cjcdae
Tae Yang for sure is my number 1
ReplyDeleterain
t.o.p
um; that one guy...from that one group, you know. ummmm No one is really punching my cervix, because If I get preggo then my mom would kill me, but if someone were to be punching it, then it would be Dae sung, GD, or TOP. Yep ♥
ReplyDelete1. JJ
ReplyDelete2. Chun
3. DongHae
4. Jun.K.
5. Taec
6. Joon!
..and many more ; u ;
1.Taeyang <3
ReplyDelete2.Taecyeon
3.G-Dragon
4.TOP
Let's see.
ReplyDelete1. Nichkhun. He completely makes me forget that I don't even really like children that much. I just want his. Haha. :)
2. Wooyoung. Slightly unconventional choice, and more cute than sexy, but when he dances? It's a different story.
3. Leeteuk. You made me realize this man's sexiness. Thank you.
4. Jaebeom. No need to explain.
5. Junho. He's reaaally growing on me. And the thought of him doing fatherly things is just too adorable.
6. Onew. I just really can't help but love him.
Sorries for my shameless 2PM bias. Can't help it. ;)
1 - Sir Pops-A-Lot (we can pop in bed. :))
ReplyDelete2 - SHINee Minho (well, since he's legal already... XD)
3 - Arms of Sex (ansdlkfjaldskf)
4 - Antonio Jung (his facial hair is sexy, very sexy.)
5 - SHINee Jonghyun (gosh have you seen this?! http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5714/2ch0ymw.gif)
1. Yesung. Idc, that voice? Impregnates entire rooms, even the men.
ReplyDelete2. LEE MINWOO OF SHINHWA. You kids don't even know, YOU DON'T. EVEN. KNOW.
3. Choi Siwon. Such a holy guy causing such sinful thoughts, mmm.
4. Jay-Kim of TRAX. Another voice of pure sex, no really. He makes me LIKE ballads, and have you seen that stare? GUH.
1. Changmin (DBSK)
ReplyDelete2. Jay (2PM)
3. Jaejoong (DBSK)
4. Minwoo (Shinhwa)
5. Taec (2PM)
1) seungho (cant even explain, he's just so asklfja, yeah.)
ReplyDelete2) taec (... seriously, what's not to like?)
3) tablo (lol let's forget the fact that he's married for one second... there's something about an intelligent man that is so so attractive.)
1. T.O.P
ReplyDelete2. G-Dragon
3. Rain
Love this~
ReplyDelete1. Master GD (Nobody can replace you,GD baby..)
2. Sexy Beast Taecyeon (arrghhh...)
3. Thai Prince Nichkhun (wink vending machine!)
4. Beastly maknae Chansung!
5. Wooyoung ^^ (he's too cute! And i'd love to pinching his cheek..)
1. Master GD
ReplyDelete2. Sex God
3. Taecyeon
4. Wooyoung
5. Youngbae
my list definitely changed !...
ReplyDelete1. Sexy Beast Taec
2. Beastly Maknae
3. Sex God
4. Antonio Jung
5. GD GD baby baby
Tae Yang, Tae Yang, Tae Yang! <333
ReplyDeleteThen Chansung & Se7en.
1. TAEYANG <3
ReplyDelete2. taecyeon
3. TOP
4. jaebeom
5. siwon
1. Rain
ReplyDelete2. Eli
3. Joon
4. Junsu(2pm)
5. Chansung
1) Yesung becuase with his voice I legges open a little more everytime I hear it.
ReplyDelete2)Heechul what can I say I like them manly with a pretty face. ;D
3) Seung Ri because I love makenaes and I will show everyone that strong baby is all man!
4)Eunhyuk because he can introduce me to Sir Pops a lot all night long in the bedroom.
5)Donghae I want his body anytime and any private place
6)Lee Joon because he can having me screaming Oh yeah I'm feeling good all the time.