There are two reasons why I'm posting this.
One, because I will never turn down an opportunity to shove Sex Apprentice's abs in your face. (But when did bb get some hip dips?)
Two, bitchface is classic. CLASSIC.
Oh, how I've missed those abs.
TKPA
3.01.2010
An Open Letter to Netizens
Dear Netizens,
Shut the fuck up already.
Get off your computer and take a walk outside. Breathe some fresh air. Opening your window to your bedroom does not count. Get off your lazy, cynical ass and enter society.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The K-Pop Addict
Shut the fuck up already.
Get off your computer and take a walk outside. Breathe some fresh air. Opening your window to your bedroom does not count. Get off your lazy, cynical ass and enter society.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The K-Pop Addict
Three Words: NEW. BEAST. MV.
You've got to be kidding me, stylists of BEAST. I mean, I spend how much time bitching that I hate you and that you're evil cows and that a one-eyed pigeon could do a better job at dressing them, and then you go and totally switch everything up on me and the rest of the K-Pop scene and make these boys fierce sexy?
Screw you, stylists! You're still evil. You know why?
Because you could have hit us full force with this style from the beginning, but you decided to make them all cutesy and wear hobo-clothes and make Jun Hyung sort of look like the Korean Flava Flave and give Hyun Seung that ... thing you call a haircut.
And even though I really want to be pissed at you right now, because damn it we've been through too much of this purely hate relationship to start changing things now, I really need to thank you.
Jun Hyung ... OH. MY. GOD.
Screw you, stylists! You're still evil. You know why?
Because you could have hit us full force with this style from the beginning, but you decided to make them all cutesy and wear hobo-clothes and make Jun Hyung sort of look like the Korean Flava Flave and give Hyun Seung that ... thing you call a haircut.
And even though I really want to be pissed at you right now, because damn it we've been through too much of this purely hate relationship to start changing things now, I really need to thank you.
Jun Hyung ... OH. MY. GOD.
When I first saw the teaser, I wanted to cry because all I saw was scalp. Shaved head. No, JH, no! Thankfully there's some hair up there, and my boy is looking and sounding delicious. True, he still looks like he's been spending way too much time shopping for clothes in the subway station after dark, but at least the hair is a vast improvement from that poofy, shaved-patterened, what-the-fuck-do-you-classify-that-as? hairstyle.
Oh, and also looking fabulous is Dong Woon. I love him. I really do. He's one of my favorite maknaes. I have about five others, but he's certainly in there somewhere. His voice kills me. KILLS ME.
But something I cannot and will not forgive these stylists for is making Yo Seob sexy. Seriously, what the fuck is that about? I've said before that I could never see myself lusting after he's adorable little self, that I just want to pick him up and hug him and spin him around and around in circles until I fall over dizzy as all hell.
BUT NOW I AM LUSTING AFTER HIM AND I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU DAMN COW STYLISTS!
Improvements all around, but seriously ... back off Yo Seob. Don't touch him. Bring back the bleach blonde and make him look like an innocent fifteen-year-old school boy for the rest of his life.
(PS -- Has anyone noticed that he looks like the male, Asian version of the late Brittany Murphy? Or am I just really delusional?)
Check out the new MV for "Shock." And be sure to wipe your drool.
TKPA
2.27.2010
Get the Fuck Over It, Hottests
Dear Hottests,
Jay is gone. Your "leadja" is not returning to 2PM. There will be six members to the group. 7 - 1 does not equal 0, it equals six. A six-membered 2PM does not make them 6PM. Jay is in America. He is home, where he belongs. Boycotting does nothing. Making threats to kill yourself in front of the JYPE building does nothing but make you look like an idiot.
Get the fuck over it and move on.
I will be the first to admit that I would love to see Jay back in the group, but I have also stated from day one that I didn't believe he'd be back anytime soon, if he came back at all. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAKING MONEY.
Honestly, Jay fucked up. He did. Was it right for all of South Korea to react the way they did? No, absolutely not. But it still doesn't change the fact that he fucked up. Twice, according to the JYPE official statement. I don't know what Jay did, nor do I care. If it's as horrible as everyone is making it out to be, why the hell would you want to know that?
Why are you demanding that what he did be released to the public? You keep saying Hottests deserve to know ... actually, you don't deserve to know. Because that is personal. That is something that impacts Jay's life, Junsu's life, Junho's life, Wooyoung's life, Nichkhun's life, Taekyeon's life, and Chansung's life directly. IT DOES NOT IMPACT YOU. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
And even if they did release the reason, how could YOU be so selfish in demanding that? Yeah, that's right. It's selfish of you to demand it. Have you ever thought about what EXACTLY it could be? Have you ever thought that if it is so bad that no one can speak of it, that it could very well DESTROY Jay's life? Are you all really that selfish that you need to satisfy yourself, give yourselves peace of mind rather than hope and pray that whatever it is Jay did will not harm his NEW life in America? If you're all so interested in protecting "Leadja," then shouldn't you be demanding NOT to have this reason released?
Also, this boycott is the stupidest thing ever. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. A six-membered 2PM has actually been doing fine without Jay. You know why? Because they're talented and because rational people recognize that even though they are one less member, their talent has not changed. But go ahead and turn your backs on the men you once loved and obsessed over. Way to claim to be a Hottest.
I honestly don't blame them for saying that 2PM would be better without Jay. Because they have been doing fine without him, and because they have to worry about THEMSELVES and their families and their lives and their futures. Can you honestly blame them for looking out for themselves? Jay screwed up, whatever he did that is so horrendous could also screw up their future. Again, if you claim to be Hottests, you'd be supportive of the future of Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung, Taekyeon, Nichkhun, and Chansung.
I just have to also mention that I heard some people actually talking about committing suicide outside of the JYPE building. I hope that is just a rumor, and nothing serious, because that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You're really going to end your life because Jay is not coming back to 2PM? Okay, great. Make ALL SEVEN men live in guilt for the rest of their lives because you're a fucking dumbass.
I will support 2PM. 2PM consists of Junsu, Junho, Taekyeon, Wooyoung, Nichkun, and Chansung. I will not boycott this nor will I sign any petitions against them, so don't bother asking me to even spread the word. With or without Jay, I support 2PM.
With that said, I will also support Jay in whatever he decides to do in life. If he somehow makes it here in the American music industry, I will support him. If he decides to stay out of the limelight and live a quiet life in Seattle, then I will support him. If you love him as much as you claim you do, you'd do the exact same thing.
7 - 1 = 6
Oh, and feel free to unfollow me on Twitter or leave hate comments below. It doesn't bother me. You've all asserted your feelings and opinions VERY strongly since September. I feel I should be able to do the same.
And then there is part two of this post ...
TKPA
Jay is gone. Your "leadja" is not returning to 2PM. There will be six members to the group. 7 - 1 does not equal 0, it equals six. A six-membered 2PM does not make them 6PM. Jay is in America. He is home, where he belongs. Boycotting does nothing. Making threats to kill yourself in front of the JYPE building does nothing but make you look like an idiot.
Get the fuck over it and move on.
I will be the first to admit that I would love to see Jay back in the group, but I have also stated from day one that I didn't believe he'd be back anytime soon, if he came back at all. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAKING MONEY.
Honestly, Jay fucked up. He did. Was it right for all of South Korea to react the way they did? No, absolutely not. But it still doesn't change the fact that he fucked up. Twice, according to the JYPE official statement. I don't know what Jay did, nor do I care. If it's as horrible as everyone is making it out to be, why the hell would you want to know that?
Why are you demanding that what he did be released to the public? You keep saying Hottests deserve to know ... actually, you don't deserve to know. Because that is personal. That is something that impacts Jay's life, Junsu's life, Junho's life, Wooyoung's life, Nichkhun's life, Taekyeon's life, and Chansung's life directly. IT DOES NOT IMPACT YOU. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
And even if they did release the reason, how could YOU be so selfish in demanding that? Yeah, that's right. It's selfish of you to demand it. Have you ever thought about what EXACTLY it could be? Have you ever thought that if it is so bad that no one can speak of it, that it could very well DESTROY Jay's life? Are you all really that selfish that you need to satisfy yourself, give yourselves peace of mind rather than hope and pray that whatever it is Jay did will not harm his NEW life in America? If you're all so interested in protecting "Leadja," then shouldn't you be demanding NOT to have this reason released?
Also, this boycott is the stupidest thing ever. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. A six-membered 2PM has actually been doing fine without Jay. You know why? Because they're talented and because rational people recognize that even though they are one less member, their talent has not changed. But go ahead and turn your backs on the men you once loved and obsessed over. Way to claim to be a Hottest.
I honestly don't blame them for saying that 2PM would be better without Jay. Because they have been doing fine without him, and because they have to worry about THEMSELVES and their families and their lives and their futures. Can you honestly blame them for looking out for themselves? Jay screwed up, whatever he did that is so horrendous could also screw up their future. Again, if you claim to be Hottests, you'd be supportive of the future of Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung, Taekyeon, Nichkhun, and Chansung.
I just have to also mention that I heard some people actually talking about committing suicide outside of the JYPE building. I hope that is just a rumor, and nothing serious, because that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You're really going to end your life because Jay is not coming back to 2PM? Okay, great. Make ALL SEVEN men live in guilt for the rest of their lives because you're a fucking dumbass.
I will support 2PM. 2PM consists of Junsu, Junho, Taekyeon, Wooyoung, Nichkun, and Chansung. I will not boycott this nor will I sign any petitions against them, so don't bother asking me to even spread the word. With or without Jay, I support 2PM.
With that said, I will also support Jay in whatever he decides to do in life. If he somehow makes it here in the American music industry, I will support him. If he decides to stay out of the limelight and live a quiet life in Seattle, then I will support him. If you love him as much as you claim you do, you'd do the exact same thing.
7 - 1 = 6
Oh, and feel free to unfollow me on Twitter or leave hate comments below. It doesn't bother me. You've all asserted your feelings and opinions VERY strongly since September. I feel I should be able to do the same.
And then there is part two of this post ...
TKPA
I've Missed You, Lips of Sex
I'm back, SeungHo. Back to cater to your every need and desire. I can tell by the way you're licking and biting your lips that you are excited I am back. I know you've missed me just as much as I have missed you, bb.
And even though I have listened to MBLAQ a disgusting amount while I have been away, I have not been paying attention to those Starburst lips. I know you love that more than anything, the way I go crazy seeing you slide your tongue slowly out of your mouth, glide it along that plump, juicy bottom lip, pull your lip back inside your mouth, then gently bite down on it with those massive pearly whites of yours.
Oh, man. I need to stop. Just that little move of yours is orgasm-inducing all on it's own. If you work on your sex stare, you can have the entire female population doing whatever you want. I mean, we'll do it anyway because we love you and because just the possibility of having those lips on our bodies is worth committing murder ... but with that sex stare and those Starburst lips?
Oh, there will be a lot of female serial killers. Yes.
TKPA
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