DAMN DAMN DAMN DAE!!!!!

DAMN DAMN DAMN is all I can say!!!

Wait I can also say: HOLY FUCK !

 

I guess my Dae Baby was getting a little jealous over all of my recent LUST/LOVE for my #2 Tae Baby.

 

His response to that???

GETTING TOTALLY FUCKING RIPPED & putting on some Zorro/S&M mask to make me only want him MORE!!

 

DAMN DAE you are killing me & I love it!

 

Here is how it would go down:

I just had an amazing night with #2 Tae Baby. First we had a well balanced low fat healthy meal (of course with a blessing to God before consuming the vittles). Then we would sit in front of the fire listening to old school R&B music as he sings & slowly grinds to each song for me.

Damn those arms, those shoulders, those abs, THAT JAW LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tae whispers in my ear that he is tired of being in 2nd place after Dae & wants to know when am I gonna give him the chance to become my #1.

OOOOH DAMN Tae you are so tempting...hmmmm get up & dance to I Need A Girl again & take that fucking shirt off.

(I cant have him nude - no to me Tae is sexier with pants on - I love Tae to tease me with what I cant see)

 

Ok now let my run my fingertips across that faux hawk baby (sorry a little fetish of mine - bahahaha). DAMN he almost has me!!

Tae Baby pulls me in real close for a sexy slow dance as he sings "My Girl" in my ear.

DAMN my head is spinning, I look around the room & my framed pic of Dae Baby is looking back at me. Awww my Dae Baby smiling at me with pink cotton candy in his arms. My Dae Baby is so sweet. We have so much fun together. He makes me laugh all the time & .......hold on wait a minute....did Tae just nibble on my ear???? WAIT he is sliding down to my neck......HOLY FUCK he feels good! 

OH NO I can feel Dae slipping away, I can barely see him now - his image is fading into the mist of cotton candy......DAMN TAE FEELS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

 

Then all the sudden BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The door busts open & there is My Dae Baby!

WAIT WTF! THAT IS MY DAE BABY???!!!!!!!!

Tight ass black pants! One leather glove (that I know will feel amazing when he lightly slaps it against me)! Some rhinestone studded arm ummm thingy - what the fuck ever - but it's fucking sexy!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COTTON CANDY? COTTON CANDY IS GONE!

STANDING BEFORE ME IS MY DAE BABY ALL RIPPED & OILED UP! 

BREATHING HEAVY AS IF HE RAN MILES TO GET TO ME!

 

Tae steps back just as confused as I am...."what the hell" he says in adorable Engrish. 

Dae doesn't say a word he just steps up to me & slowly pulls something from behind his back. OMG!! I am so mesmerized I cant move I cant think, I cant even breathe!

He slowly moves the object to his face & places on a mask. I cant even put into words this mask...all I know is I am about to FUCKING MELT ON THE SPOT!!

With mask in place Dae finally breaks his steady lock on my eyes & looks directly at Tae.

In a quiet yet strong deep voice he utters 2 words to Tae................"Get Out"

 

OH FUCK that's it! My knees are about to buckle under me as wave after wave of ecstasy travels through my body.

(Damn some people claim to be had at "hello" well I was fucking had at "Get Out.")

 

I slowly turn to Tae & said "ummm well bye. I will call you later."

With that Tae Baby gathers up his R&B cd's & with the quickness heads to the door. He turns back one last time as he watches Dae approach me. From behind Dae I hear Tae's soft voice yell out "Call Me!" as he shuts the door.

 

Dae pulls me closer to him & looks down at me & whispers, "You're not calling anybody tonight except my name over & over again."  "Now tell me....who is your #1??"

"DAE BABY, DAE BABY" I scream!

 

**By the way, needless to say, I did not call Tae that night....but the next night....well......BAHAHAHAHA!!

 

peace,

cj