TKPA v. TKPJ ... For Real This Time

• Intro
• "Get it right, get it straight."
• Who are we?
• Donghae is TKPA's baby daddy!
• TKPJ's nicknames for Super Junior
• TKPA is better than Microsoft Word
• The fight for Kyuhyun
• Apparently the blog is stalkerish
• More Kyuhyun fighting
• No pre-marital for Siwon ... or Tae
• The King of Foreplay's Scepter
• Ridiculous questions
• TKPJ's Armageddon accent
• More ridiculous questions
• Dance off: TKPJ v. Jokwon
• HE'S FIFTEEN!
• Tequila Fest
• Back off T.O.P., TKPJ
• The pretzel pose?
• TKPJ has something against SeungHo
• "Whatever, shut up."
• Netizens are scary
• How we'd dress the male idols
• Hi to my 12-year-old reader
• Don't tell me your age
• Floorplay?
• How can TKPJ mention Japan when we're talking about Koreans?
• Go to Village Inn
• Kimchi is not for us Westerners
• Ling ding dong
• What's your favorite zoo animal?
• The reason TKPA doesn't talk dirty about Super Junior
• 2PM is like a casual fling
• BIGBANG is just a one night stand
• TKPJ sounds like Minnie Mouse, TKPA sounds like a Valley Girl
• THE LUBE RAP!
• Thank you
• Trend for G-Dragon and Se7en
• Follow TKPJ
• Shout outs!
• J, you don't have to worry.

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TKPA v. TKPJ: The Outtake

Enjoy ... more coming soon ...

Coming Soon: TKPA v. TKPJ

As I explained forever ago, The K-Pop Junkie and myself have something planned for you all by way of podcasting. In about a week and a half we'll finally bring this to you. At least, I hope we'll be able to. There are still a few little kinks we need to work out and a few things up in the air, but even if we can't do it within the next two weeks, it will happen before the end of the year. And you know, that's only like a month and a half. You've waited much, much longer for your favorite idol boys! You can wait for us too, damn it!

Not saying you love us more or as much as your idols, but we know we're pretty close.

Yeeaaahhh ...

Anyway, we already know two main things we're going to talk about. First being Ninja Assassin, because the plan is to do this immediately after seeing the movie at midnight. Yes, it will be three in the morning and we're going to be running off of Rain and Sex Apprentice adrenaline and we'll be tired and a tired TKPA and TKPJ always equals hilarity.

Another thing that we're going to be ... um, discussing, is Super Junior. We've decided the whole Arms of Sex (Donghae) situation in regards to the who is going to have him as a baby daddy. But we still have one pressing issue to argue about ... who gets the Dirrrty Geek, otherwise known as Kyuhyun. Telling you now, Junkie ... back off. He's mine and you can't have him.

It's already starting.

But in order to refrain from us rambling on and on about non K-Pop related things, because we tend to do that a lot, I really would like if you guys help keep us on track by sending in some suggestions on what you want us to talk about. If you've read our tweets to each other, you know that we're pretty much insane and we don't necessarily see eye-to-eye on a lot of things. Especially when it comes to who Dirrrty Geek belongs to (me, by the way).

It can be anything. You can even ask us questions. From random ones like, "What's your favorite zoo animal?" to K-Pop ones like, "If you could hug any male idol, who would it be?" (Story time: TKPJ has actually asked someone what their favorite zoo animal was to break the awkward tension. It was hilarious and I am so glad I was there to witness it).

Note: To show you what kind of questions we're looking for, take a look at what @nengvaleska sent in. "If both of you have the chance to throw a bra to only one of your favorite K-Pop idols, who will be the lucky guy?" This is what we're looking for. Random, funny, totally off the wall questions.

You know I am always trying to get you all to participate in this blog in some way or another. Whether it's by helping me out with BIGBANG Friday (which not enough of you have!) or spreading the trending topic love. And really, I'm asking you all to send us suggestions to spare you from our obnoxiousness. Because we are very annoying and if you don't help keep us on track, we might just whip out our British accents. Well, I might. TKPJ will whip out her Irish/Scottish/Australian accent.

It isn't pretty, folks.

You can email me your thoughts/questions/suggestions. Please put "TKPA/TKPJ" in the subject line, so I can put it in a special folder created just for this! If you send them to me on Twitter, I'll just tell you to email it to me. Try to have them emailed to me by November 23, please! Oh and if you haven't already done so, follow TKPJ on her Twitter.

Seriously, if not enough of you email me with anything, then we'll be forced to talk in a British accent for a solid fifteen minutes to punish you. Please do not make us do that. It might sound humorous and you might be tempted not to send us anything, but please trust me when I say we will offend all of the United Kingdom with our accents.

Thank youuuu, lovelies!

TKPA

Sharing Is NOT Caring When It Comes to SBT and Sex God

I sent The K-Pop Junkie the video to Taeyang's new single (which I'll dedicate time tomorrow to writing about/going bat-shit crazy over), and a not-so-lovely conversation followed shortly after (warning: lots of caps-lock and cyber yelling).

Junkie: I love his oversized hats.
Addict: It isn't oversized, he's just short.

Okay, totally sorry for that comment (please don't stalk me and kill me) but I had to say it.

Addict: You know what would've made it better, right?
Junkie: IF HE HAD NO SHIRT ON??
Addict: YESSSSSSSS. Next single isn't coming out for another month and it's a slow song, I believe. No abs.
Junkie: Hey he could be making out with someone in a bed in a slow song... think about it. Moaning could happen as well!
Addict: NO TAE-TAE SHOULD NOT MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE IN HIS NEXT VIDEO. WTF ARE YOU THINKINGGGG.
Junkie: HEY!!!! I would just replace my face with her!
Addict: & Tae-Tae's moans, while they might be nice, Sex God T.O.P. has the best.
Junkie: HAVE YOU HEARD HIM MOAN? HE COULD BEAT TOP! YOU NEVER KNOW!
Addict: BLASPHEMY!!!!!!
Junkie: HEY DONT SAY THAT UNTIL YOU HEARD IT! I BET HE HAS A GREAT MOAN TO MATCH THOSE KILLER DANCE MOVES/SEX MOVES
Addict: BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD BOY AND HE ISN'T GOING TO MOAN FOR RABID FAN GIRLS
Junkie: MAYBE NOT. BUT IF I MEET HIM AND HOOKUP/MAKE HIM MY BABY'S DADDY I WILL HEAR IT AND SAY IT BEATS IT!
Addict: BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SEX GOD'S ACTUAL SEX MOAN SOUNDS LIKE, SO HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT???
Junkie: HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT HIS IS BETTER?
Addict: We'll just have to have a tape recorder in the bedroom.

The Junkie also said that we were going to share Sex God. Complete news to me, seeing as how he is mine and she can't touch him. Her reasoning was because I already claimed G-Dragon and since she is very territorial over Tae-Tae, that we should share Sex God because it's unfair that I have two BIGBANG members and she does not. I told her to take Seungri and she said that neither he nor Daesung did it for her.

No, she cannot have Sex God. No, I will not share him with her. What the hell kind of drugs is she on to think that I would actually consent to such insanity?

And then ... then the conversation resorted to the sharing of Sexy Beast Taek ...

OH. HELL. NAW.

BACK. OFF.

I will not give up that beast-wrapped-in-dork package for ANYTHING. Especially for someone who didn't find him attractive when I first sent her his picture. She liked Chansung. She said SBT had big ears. True, but she dismissed him immediately. WTF? You don't do that, not with a gorgeous, savage animal like SBT! You clearly do not deserve him, Junkie, as you cannot appreciate the radiating sex factor.

This argument literally lasted for an hour. Neither of us would give in on the situation at hand, it was like the Cold War. We finally concluded, though, that she will place Sex God in her Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy and I will live with that. As long as she is thinking and not touching.

However, neither of us will stop fighting over SBT so the Cold K-Pop War will continue until a treaty and compromise has been reached ... which will be never.

Back off, Junkie. He's mine.

Addict v. Junkie: The Kim Heechul Debate

The K-Pop Addict - FOR

Why do I love Kim Heechul? It isn’t because of his porcelain, clear-as-crystal skin that is only obtainable through Photoshop, that’s for damn sure.

Heechul is hands down the biggest attention-whore in Super Junior. Even the die-hard ELFs cannot deny that fact. God created Heechul and put him on this Earth for a sole purpose: to entertain the masses. Whenever he is in front of a camera, he switches into make-the-audience-laugh-hysterically mode. And even though he gives off a nonchalant, uncaring attitude about pretty much anything that doesn’t directly involve him, this boy busts his ass with his jam-packed schedules. A hard worker is always admirable.

I love his eccentric personality. The fact that he made the members audition for who would participate in the Super Junior cover of “Gee,” is laughable in its very own right. How the hell he convinced these guys to go on stage in front of thousands of sexually frustrated teenage girls is beyond me, but anyone who can get Kangin to cross dress deserves major kudos. The master of imitation, Heechul probably spends hours standing in front of the mirror, perfecting his unique gift. While there he probably admires how man-gorgeous he is, but that’s a topic for the opposition, not the pro.

Honestly, Super Junior would be dull without Heechul, as he is truly one of a kind. Sure, he gives off a bit of a douche vibe every now and then, but his heart is pure gold, which is the only thing that matters. I platonically love this man and I have fully embraced the zaniness that comes wrapped in a too-pretty-for-words, almost-androgynous package.

You either love him or hate him.

The K-Pop Junkie - AGAINST

Okay, where do I begin?

First off, he is way way WAY too pretty/feminine looking. He makes me look like an ogre. I mean, could anyone compare to him when he puts on women dresses and when he has long hair? He completely would look better than any girl at prom. That is just depressing. He is called a flower for a reason.

Second, he is a complete douche in one of the videos I watched of the boys. He was just so rude and mean. He talked about how if a girl he is meeting up with is late he will just leave and not feel bad about it. I mean sometimes people are late with good reason. (I am always early for everything). What if he did that to you and you were stuck on the middle of the highway with a flat tire and no cell phone? SO RUDE! Plus, I bet he takes longer to get ready then most girls do and he is late all the time. Bet you! Then if he tells a girl what he wants them to wear and they don’t wear it he is mad at them. It is called freedom and we aren’t in the thirteenth century and ruled by men anymore.

Thirdly, The K-Pop Addict informed me how he handled his first kiss. He wiped it off so he could continue watching the Lion King. I mean I love the Lion King but if a guy wanted to kiss me, I would be all over that and rewind the movie. For real.

No offense to the petals out there, this is just my opinion, because he can be funny sometimes.



What are your thoughts on Heechul? Love him? Hate him? Come debate with us!
*Note: Seeing as how this debate became extremely heated between The K-Pop Junkie and myself, the two of us will refrain from posting under this topic, as it is still a completely sore spot between us and because we cannot shake off the ridiculously bizarre threats made. You, however, may comment all you like. I'll still answer you.*