Break Out the Handcuffs

So Dalmatian has released their new MV for "Lover Cop" and in my opinion, it is a major step up from their debut MV for "Round 1." Concept wise, at least. I'm not left feeling confused and mindraped over the fact that grown men are wearing suits with dalmatian print on them. That's just wrong on so many levels. But they could be forgiven since they were newbies and all and they clearly did not know any better.

My absolute favorite part of the whole MV is during one of the choreographed scenes when Dari is lifted onto the shoulders of the back-up dancers (1:57-2:02).

I died a little on the inside seeing how perfect and flawlessly they executed that, like it was a bunch of Korean men that became Transformers and turned into this giant robot. (I'm sick, maybe I won't feel this way later). Absolutely flawless, Dalmatian.

And maybe we can also attribute the fact that I am sick to this next little blurb I'm about to ramble on about and point out to you.

Doesn't Day Day, with his eyes closed and that stoic expression kind of remind you of T.O.P? And when he pops open his eyes and arches that eyebrow, doesn't it remind you even more of him? Or am I so sick and deluded and missing BIGBANG am I thinking that every Asian man resembles them? (Remember when I thought Micky looked like GD?)

Style wise, most of these boys were perfection from beginning to end. However, no post is complete without some negativity, right? I mean, life can't always be sunshine and rainbows. Occasionally you have to have a hurricane to screw things up a bit.

I don't know why Youngwon's hair is smurf blue. I don't really know what was going on in his head or those stylists' heads when they decided to do this, that this would look good. I'm a fan of hair colors ranging on the "natural" spectrum of things, and this to me just screams Gwen Stefani. And I really don't know about you, but when I look at a guy I don't want to be reminded of a woman. Since it's just hair, you're forgiven for this. Please just dye it any shade of color that you'd find in nature and not from a cartoon from the 80's.

And my favorite Dari ... oh, sweetie. I saved you last for a reason. What you did throughout the MV is horrendous. No one looks good with a hat that looks like it has pieces of a broken mirror and soda can tabs glued to it, okay? No one. Not even Inati with that perfect, angular face of his.

But that I can overlook because hats can always be burned or buried in the backyard, out of sight forever so when you ask me if I've seen your hat I can honestly tell you I haven't because I buried it in the earth where all dead things belong, and if it's underground I can't see it.

There is one thing I won't overlook because we need to stop this before it becomes a trend and more idols do this ...

What on earth is with the cat eye eyeliner? ON THE ONE FREAKING EYE?!

No, this needs to stop right now. You are not Angelina Jolie. You are not Amy Winehouse. Is that who you want to be associated with? A crackhead and a chick that kissed her brother? THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN, DARI. WASH THAT CRAP OFF YOUR FACE AND DON'T PUT IT BACK.

I get guyliner, okay? Tons of the guy idols use it and they look good. If you must insist on using it, follow the footsteps of Taeyang and T.O.P, Dari. They use it the right way and do you see them channeling a crackhead and a lady obsessed with adopting babies? NO, YOU DON'T!

Let's just stop it before it becomes a habit, okay? Please. It's bad enough that it's the trend to wear outfits full of leopard print of various colors and eye make-up that looks like you watched a cheap prostitute's make-up tutorial on YouTube, but can we not add the cat eye eyeliner to that list?

TKPA

Check out Dalmatian's new MV below: