The Perfect Man

If I were to take bits and pieces from my favorite Korean sex-idols, composing the perfect man, he'd look something like this:

1. Height: Siwon is six-feet tall and I love tall men.
2. Eyes: Donghae totally wins in this department, because his eyes are always so warm and bright. Also, they're filled with mischeif and that's sexy.
3. Lips: My future husband Leeteuk wins hands down. I just want kiss him and kiss him and kiss him. That bottom lip of his is so luscious.
4. Hair: I'm not really for the shaggy hair look, but for some reason, Kyuhyun looks completely geek-chic with his shaggy hair, and I love it.
5. Smile: Even though Sexy Beast Taek has said he hates it when fans say he's "rich in teeth," I love it when those big pearly whites gleam whenever he smiles.
6. Voice: You already know whose voice my perfect man would have. The Sex God has the best moan ... ever.
7. Jaw: Taeyang is the winner. My God his jaw is pure sex.
8. Body: Jaebeom wins, as I want my man to have hip dips that put Cristiano Ronaldo to shame and also eight-pack abs.
9. Sense of humor: Nichkhun can make me laugh insanely hard, and if you can make me laugh insanely hard, I'll pretty much love you forever.
10. Personality: I love how G-Dragon seems so carefree and bright with his personality. He's a hard worker, which I admire, and he knows when it's time to be serious, but in general, he's just an incredible person to be around.

Whose features would you choose to create your perfect man?

I'm Tired of Korean Men Being Prettier Than Me

It's beginning to eat away at my self-esteem.

Hero/Jaejoong from DBSK is one of those guys I'm getting sick of. Don't get me wrong, I love this man, but he's just too damn pretty. No where near the jealousy-invoking-genetic-jackpot-good-looks that is Kim Heechul, though. Although I do think Jae is prettier than Heechul ... in the sense that he actually looks ten times more masculine than Heechul will ever hope to be.

And it's a fantastic thing that Jae knows the balance between pretty and manly, and he does it exceptionally well. This picture is all the proof I need to back up my statement:

You can insert your own dirty remark here.

I swear, I never used to like the pretty boys. I never felt an attraction to them. I was always into the manly, scruffy men. That was until I discovered Cristiano Ronaldo and his perfect Portuguese genes. Thanks, Ronny. You've ruined me.

Yours,

The K-Pop Addict