6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

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A Moment of Silence for This 12 Pack

I just ...

I ... I ... have no words.

You're not even reading this. You're just doing a total right-click, save as move right now. I know how you all operate. I know because I did the same exact thing.

So it truly does not matter what I say here, because you're not reading it. You'll just comment below with a whole bunch of "dfbndjbntjbnjrenbjrbrjubvwwuiei!!!! XDDDDDD" and then say you could not properly formulate thoughts, much less a sentence, upon seeing the above picture. See? I know you all so well.

And the only reason why I am coherently typing these sentences right now is because I cannot see the above picture with the 12 pack abs. But upon thinking about it ... I have once again ... lost all words.

Thank you, Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek. You've made me speechless, but at least I have refrained from spazzing and sounding like a complete moron (does the Joon post ring a bell?).

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Come the Night of June 10th ...

This will be Sexy Beast Taek. I just know it.

Do you know why June 10th?

Because that will be the night that Thai Me Up and Beastly Maknae receive their TKPA boxers (by way of @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl) in Dallas. Vocal Sextasy, Big Booty Junee, and WooyoUNF will receive theirs June 6th in New York (by way of @KRBekimon_SHOCK and @kiwichan08).

No doubt Junsu, Junho, and Wooyoung will be bragging for four days about how they received boxers from a perverted fan, and the rest of them didn't. And you see how happy Chansung will be when he and Khun get theirs? Taek will probably think that he has been neglected by this sick, demented person who has thrown all the other members boxers.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. Then he will see that he hasn't been forgotten, that he will be getting his in San Francisco on the 13th (by way of @ButterflySnrida).

Okay, I know I'm totally demented, but that's why you all love me (right?).

The point is, these boys will receive these boxers.

They will be curious. (Because who the hell gives boxers with nicknames like "Thai Me Up" and "Vocal Sextasy" in BIG block letters on the back?)

They will find the time to look at this site. (The printed URL is for this purpose)

They will either think I am: a) hilarious, b) demented, c) obsessed, d) all of the above.

They will read comments that you leave on posts about them. (Highly suggest you don't comment as "Anonymous" anymore)

And maybe, just maybe, will they tell others (meaning K-Pop idols) about this blog. And that, dear friends, is when the real fun (and the panic) starts.

Which means I need to start blogging my ass off for the next month so they have a lot more juicy things to read about themselves and about their peers. (It also means you should comment your ass off too).

Oh, June 6-13th will be a very stressful, on edge time for me.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT2PMISGOINGTOKNOWWHOIAM.
THEYWILLPROBABLYREADEVERYDIRTYTHINGIHAVEEVERWRITTENABOUTTHEM.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

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2PM BOXERS ARE HERE!

Before I package these lovelies up and send them off to be thrown at the six luscious 2PM men, I promised I would update you all on the process. And yesterday they arrived at my house! I was literally so spastic about receiving the mail when I logged onto the internet earlier in the morning and saw that the package had been processed at my local mail center and would be delivered later in the day.

And after putting them through the wash (because they smelled like gross ink and packaging, and now they smell pretty), I have taken pictures, rolled them up, and I am even more excited to bring them back to the post office to mail them out!

And the final product, what the boys will see on stage:

 

I rolled them up this way ... because if you look at it, it just looks like a t-shirt. Won't they be surprised when they unroll it to reveal boxers?

Again, Junho's, Junsu's, and Wooyoung's boxers will be thrown in New York. Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas. And Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco. Thank you to the lovely ladies who are throwing these for me and for all of my blogstalkers!

Thank you to everyone who donated and helped out with the funding of this project! Collectively, $98.17 was put towards the boxers (with me making up the difference) so believe me when I say that this would not have been made possible without your help!!

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I Love It When Idols Get Dirty

And not like sexually dirty, because rarely ever happens unless it's BIGBANG. I am talking about filthy dirty. It feels like 2PM has been doing that a lot lately. (Remember this? And this?)

I'm late on everything now, so I know you've all seen, spazzed, and drooled over 2PM's new MV "Without U." Oh, I love the dirtiness of it all. The black rain, the soaking wet clothing ... it really is the perfect male idol music video.

I take that back. It'd be perfect if they were all shirtless. Or naked, but beggars can't necessarily be choosers. So, I'll take a little half-naked in the rain action if it is ever offered. (Hint, hint JYP!)

Before I continue, I have to take a moment to say DAMN, JUNSU!!!!!

Oh, bb. I never knew your arms were so ripped. It kind of surprised me, to be honest. Seeing the agony/anger in your face as you sing your little heart out, in the black rain, soaking wet in a black tank top ... D-A-M-N. I am really glad I stuck you in the Friends With Benefits category forever ago. I knew that eventually I'd have some lustful feelings for you, where you just do it for me for a short period of time. And on another note, there is a TKPA nickname for you now. Stay tuned for that.

And WooyoUNF. Your arms are pretty damn sex too. Where have you been hiding those babies?

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHED AT SEXY BEAST TAEK'S FACE.

Are you orgasming or about to go into battle?

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Boxers for 2PM ... (Insert Evil Laughter)

Earlier I tweeted this:

Someone offered to throw boxers on stage during the 2PM show in NYC. I am thinking of putting "Sexy Beast Taek" or "Thai Me Up" or "Beastly Maknae" across the ass. Question is, who should be the lucky idol to receive it? Taek, Khun, or Chansung?

Khun actually received the most votes, but it will make me sad to know that the other five boys might possibly feel left out and unloved by this mystery TKPA-person. And I can't have that. I can't have those luscious men thinking that I do not love them as much as I love Khun. They're all equal in my eyes, in my heart, and in my ovaries.

With that being said, I need five more people to step up to the plate right now. And I mean NEED. If you're planning on attending the Wonder Girls concert with 2PM as the opening act, or you know someone who is going, and wouldn't mind throwing a pair of boxers with one of the boys' nicknames on the back, then let me know.

The reason I'm asking for five different people? Because I want them to think that the person throwing the boxers is a crazy stalker, who is following them around the country. Well, no I don't actually want them to think that, but I can't have someone throwing six pairs of boxers on stage. I mean, if you're brave and willing, the most you could do would be like two.

They'll be in Washington D.C., Atlanta, Chicago, Houston, Dallas, Los Angeles, Anaheim, and San Francisco.

Any takers? Know anyone who'd be willing? Seriously, time is crucial on this one, so let me know ASAP.

Across the ass of the boxers, it will have their TKPA nicknames. In case you've forgotten, Taekyeon = Sexy Beast Taek, Nichkhun = Thai Me Up, Wooyoung = WooyoUNF, Chansung = Beastly Maknae, Junho = Big Booty Junee, Junsu = Vocal Sextasy.

On the front leg/thigh area it will read in b-i-g letters "TKPA" and then on the crotch/fly it will read www.thekpopaddict.com, because that is one place they will be absolutely sure to see it.

I'm making my goals happen, damn it!

EMAIL ME if you're interested!

EDIT: Junho's and Junsu's boxers will be thrown in NYC by @KRBekimon_SHOCK. Wooyoung's will be thrown by @kiwichan08.

EDIT: Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas by @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl.

EDIT: Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco by @ButterflySnrida.

YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU ALL FOR DOING THIS!

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Thank You, Khun!

Thank you for tweeting this picture at some point last night. I am in love with it, and I am also really, really, insanely glad that The Riddler is no more. Thank you, bb.

The 2PM boys are looking super delicious in this. I don't know why K-Pop groups always have to have one blonde member, but considering Nichkhun's hair is not orange, I will put aside the fact that I don't necessarily like blonde hair on Asian men and be grateful for this. Because, in all honestly, it doesn't look half bad on Khun. He looks really good.

Sexy Beast Taek is looking ... mmm. (By the way, you know he has a Twitter?)

But you know who stood out the most to me? WooyoUNF. DAMN HE IS LOOKING SOOOOO GOOD.

2PM, please have your comeback now. Please. Please.

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You Know What Would Make This Picture Better, Woo?

If you'd take off your freaking shirt!

Seriously.

You have Sexy Beast Taek looking all tan and delicious and angry with those big ass ears, and Big Booty Junee with those hip dips and underoos showing ... and you're there, WooyoUNF, with a stubborn little expression on your face because you refuse to take off your shirt.

Don't be shy, lovely. We won't totally go rabid and bat-shit crazy over you. A small amount, yes. Naturally, we shall go a little insane over some Woo-flesh. But I mean come on! We need something! Throw us a little bone here, Woo!

At least you could have worn a white tank top, so we could see if there is any definition to that torso of yours. Instead you chose to wear black, to hide anything that could potentially cause us to feel the strong urge and desire to write you several letters written in our own blood, professing our undying love for you, and begging you to procreate with us ....

Okay, maybe it's a good thing you wore black.

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Um, Did Anyone Else Notice This?

Okay, this picture has it all.

For one, it's hot because it's four of six 2PM members. Two, Beastly Maknae puckering up his lips like that ... oh, damn. Three, Junsu is so adorable, as well as Nichkhun. Four, seeing how tan Sexy Beast Taek is compared to Khun is hilarious. Seriously, Khunnie, it's called a "spray tan."

But did anyone else besides me notice one extra guest in the picture? Do you see it? Look really hard, you might spot it.

Do you see the massive golf-ball shaped tumor-like-thing sticking out of SBT's foot?

Now, I'm not a "foot" girl. Not a fetish of mine; I hate having my feet being touched (that's because I'm extremely ticklish there, but that's beside the point). But I like my men to have nice, pretty feet. Because I don't want our potential children to have ugly ass, gnarly feet.

Dude, Taek ... you have some ugly ass, gnarly feet.

I sincerely apologize if I ruined this picture for you.

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What You're Missing -- Part II

Dear Sexy Beast Taek's hip,

I worship you. I will bow to you and the shrine of you I am currently making. It's a mold of milk chocolate, a replica of the real thing.

Dear Sexy Beast Taek's ass,

Where are you?

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Get the Fuck Over It, Hottests

Dear Hottests,

Jay is gone. Your "leadja" is not returning to 2PM. There will be six members to the group. 7 - 1 does not equal 0, it equals six. A six-membered 2PM does not make them 6PM. Jay is in America. He is home, where he belongs. Boycotting does nothing. Making threats to kill yourself in front of the JYPE building does nothing but make you look like an idiot.

Get the fuck over it and move on.

I will be the first to admit that I would love to see Jay back in the group, but I have also stated from day one that I didn't believe he'd be back anytime soon, if he came back at all. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MAKING MONEY.

Honestly, Jay fucked up. He did. Was it right for all of South Korea to react the way they did? No, absolutely not. But it still doesn't change the fact that he fucked up. Twice, according to the JYPE official statement. I don't know what Jay did, nor do I care. If it's as horrible as everyone is making it out to be, why the hell would you want to know that?

Why are you demanding that what he did be released to the public? You keep saying Hottests deserve to know ... actually, you don't deserve to know. Because that is personal. That is something that impacts Jay's life, Junsu's life, Junho's life, Wooyoung's life, Nichkhun's life, Taekyeon's life, and Chansung's life directly. IT DOES NOT IMPACT YOU. IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

And even if they did release the reason, how could YOU be so selfish in demanding that? Yeah, that's right. It's selfish of you to demand it. Have you ever thought about what EXACTLY it could be? Have you ever thought that if it is so bad that no one can speak of it, that it could very well DESTROY Jay's life? Are you all really that selfish that you need to satisfy yourself, give yourselves peace of mind rather than hope and pray that whatever it is Jay did will not harm his NEW life in America? If you're all so interested in protecting "Leadja," then shouldn't you be demanding NOT to have this reason released?

Also, this boycott is the stupidest thing ever. Don't listen to them. Go ahead. A six-membered 2PM has actually been doing fine without Jay. You know why? Because they're talented and because rational people recognize that even though they are one less member, their talent has not changed. But go ahead and turn your backs on the men you once loved and obsessed over. Way to claim to be a Hottest.

I honestly don't blame them for saying that 2PM would be better without Jay. Because they have been doing fine without him, and because they have to worry about THEMSELVES and their families and their lives and their futures. Can you honestly blame them for looking out for themselves? Jay screwed up, whatever he did that is so horrendous could also screw up their future. Again, if you claim to be Hottests, you'd be supportive of the future of Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung, Taekyeon, Nichkhun, and Chansung.

I just have to also mention that I heard some people actually talking about committing suicide outside of the JYPE building. I hope that is just a rumor, and nothing serious, because that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You're really going to end your life because Jay is not coming back to 2PM? Okay, great. Make ALL SEVEN men live in guilt for the rest of their lives because you're a fucking dumbass.

I will support 2PM. 2PM consists of Junsu, Junho, Taekyeon, Wooyoung, Nichkun, and Chansung. I will not boycott this nor will I sign any petitions against them, so don't bother asking me to even spread the word. With or without Jay, I support 2PM.

With that said, I will also support Jay in whatever he decides to do in life. If he somehow makes it here in the American music industry, I will support him. If he decides to stay out of the limelight and live a quiet life in Seattle, then I will support him. If you love him as much as you claim you do, you'd do the exact same thing.

7 - 1 = 6

Oh, and feel free to unfollow me on Twitter or leave hate comments below. It doesn't bother me. You've all asserted your feelings and opinions VERY strongly since September. I feel I should be able to do the same.

And then there is part two of this post ...

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And the Winners Are ...

#5 Jaebeom, with a total of twelve votes.

Jumping from #7 to #5 isn't bad. It's amazing how your lust and obsession for this man still hasn't faded. But I know you've been watching countless clips of Eight Pack Abs Jay grinding and I know whenever you listen to "All Night Long," you're thinking of him and how that song was made for him to perform to. Who knows? Maybe he does dance to it. In his bedroom. In front of his mirror. In his underwear.

#4 Taeyang, with a total of fourteen votes.

In November, the King of Foreplay was #2 with twenty-four votes. True, it was right after "Where U At" and "Wedding Dress," where he was just ovary-exploding-sexy ... but still, the amount of wavering love your cervix has shown this King is sad. It's okay, Tae-Tae. I still love you.

#3 G-Dragon, with a total of fifteen votes.

#3 last time, #3 this time. We don't know what the hell it is about this guy, but our ovaries know what's up. That's all that matters.

#2 Taekyeon, with a total of twenty votes.

In November, he was #4. I blame the ripping-of-the-shirt-and-revealing-abs performance(s), the busting through ice all angry-sexy, the giant sex scream, and of course him saying, "Shhhh." You win, Sexy Beast Taek. YOU WIN.
#1 T.O.P, with a total of twenty-seven votes.

You knew it, I knew it. I swear it will be a cold day in K-Pop Hell when this man is not number #1.


Voting will come back in May! Thanks for voting, and if you didn't ... well, you suck!

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What the Fuck is This About, Taekyeon?

I'm not even going to refer to you by your TKPA nickname. I'm pissed at you. I almost didn't even want to post your damn picture, but you're too damn fine not to marvel over.

That's beside the point.

What the hell is this news I'm hearing that you ripped off your shirt and exposed your abs for a girl who is not me? That is like an immense slap in the face! Seriously, that shit isn't even tolerated, Taekyeon. Not at all. Because it was me who demanded that more Hottests and other K-Pop fans put the word "sexy" in front of your "Beast Taekyeon" nickname. It was me who has made countless K-Pop fans drool over you and want you to RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF on a nightly basis. It was also me who said that you'd totally bust our headboards and also probably bust a damn hole in the wall because of your excessive force.

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? By showing your abs, by acting all pure, raw, angry-sex for another woman? Seriously?

Fuck you, Taekyeon. I'm not going to write about you for a week as your punishment. I know my normal punishments involve you being sent and confined to my bedroom, but you crossed the line.

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This is Why You're Purely Animalistic, Babe

Did anyone else just die when they saw him strip? Seriously.

Damn boy! Are you reading this blog too, Sexy Beast Taek? Why the hell else would you pull your tie off and rip open your shirt in such an angry, sexy way?

I can't speak. I can't formulate sentences. I just want.

I want. I want. I want.

You can have your own damn dirty thoughts in the comment section. My brain is too fried to even begin to conjure up some dirrrty talk about SBT.

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Meat Market

Damn, damn, damn!

SEXY BEAST TAEK HAS ABS! And not just any ol' ordinary abs. Like hardcore ripping of abs. That's the best kind. (Are those some outer abs too?)

You know my rating. And you know I have to do it. C'mon ... shipjeom manjeom shipjeom!

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, SBT will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Again, I am closing this early. Why? Because Sexy Beast Taek has a freaking perfect 10. There's no need to keep this open any longer.

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L-O-L-tastic 2PM

What can I say about this? There's just too much going on all at once for me to even write about, but I'll do my best to break it down, TKPA-style, one member at a time.

Wooyoung and Sexy Beast Taek are in the background acting like dorks and dancing like white boys.

Eight Pack Abs Jay realizes how idiotic they look and tries to back away with that little dance move so they don't notice. Good one, Jay.

Nichkhun is sad that I noticed SBT and Woo and Jay first, but then he perks up and winks and blows me a kiss. The wink is the code that we have to meet for dinner and dessert (aka, mindblowing sex). After all, we have to work on procreating a mixed baby.

Big Booty Junee and Junsu want me to pay more attention to them, thus the ripping of the shirt right off their bodies. Very nicely done, guys. You have my full attention.

Beastly Maknae knows how to take control of that TKPA-spotlight, though. You see how nonchalantly he unzips his shirt, flashes those pecs and abs, and gives a little grrr-face? Bravo, maknae. Bravo.

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And the Winners Are ...

#5 Donghae, with a total of twelve votes.

I was actually a little surprised at this, because I don't obsess over the sex appeal that surrounds his beautiful existance on this planet on a regular basis. Regardless, I am something hardcore in love with this man and it's not surprising that some of you felt the exact same way.

#4 Taekyeon, with a total of sixteen votes.

If Taek didn't make this list, I'd be extremely upset with you all and I would post an incredibly dirty, dirty post about him and then disable comments so none of you could say how much you wanted him. I don't think I'd be able to handle it if you guys did that. I just might have closed down the blog. Needless to say I'm glad you all are smart people.

#3 G-Dragon, with a total of twenty-three votes.

This is not surprising. I don't even feel like I need to talk about this. There was no doubt in my mind he'd be in the top five.

#2 Taeyang, with a total of twenty-four votes.

He just barely claimed the number two position for himself, but those Baegasms seem to have taken over your minds and uteruses.

#1 T.O.P, with a total of thirty-four votes.

NOT. A. SURPRISE. I knew he'd come out on top.

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2PM + Inkigayo = Pure Sex

No, really. It was pure fucking sex.

I have to admit that I have never stayed up to watch Inkigayo live before, seeing as how it's at two in the morning in my time zone (three in the morning, before the time change). And then you have to include the hour of watching and spazzing, and then an hour wind-down period afterward ... damn. It's worth it, though. So damn worth it.

2PM had their comeback stage. It was just ... I'm still speechless. Instead of words I just have a longing and the urge to cage Sexy Beast Taek like the wild, savage animal he is and then just unleash him in my bedroom. SBT aside (for now, anyway) ... damn were those boys the TKPA definition of pure sex. I mean that.

If you did not find their entire stage presence unbearably sexy, if you didn't wish that you could just rip their clothes off with your mind,  then you're insane.

Just check out the intro:

I love how they bust through the ice. That's ice, not glass. You can see the bits of water dripping off of it, plus glass would not break like that. And ice is much easier to clean up than broken glass. They all looked amazingly angry-sexy busting through it, but do you know who did it best?

Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek.

Seriously, when I saw Beastly Maknae bust through that ice, I almost exploded. He has been majorly working for me as of late. Seeing raw passion like that from him ... damn, damn, damn. And I don't even think I need to get into Sexy Beast Taek and him busting through that, do I? He must have read this post the other day, in which I said that SBT could make the damn bed bust through the wall, because he sure proved me correct with the angry-sex face to the max. And he continued to look like pure, raw, angry-sex throughout the intro.

When they get into the actual performance ... okay, the microphones were very shitty. But I wasn't really paying attention to the sound quality, truthfully.

I'm just going to say that I am incredibly glad I stuck Junsu in the Friends with Benefits category, because I knew that one day I would lust after him just the proper amount to make me want him naked in my bed for a little booty call. I really am happy I didn't stick him in a brotherly-love type of category, because I'd feel disgusted having dirty thoughts about him.

As for Nichkhun ... my God I am glad he's my future baby daddy. Really, really glad. Although the whole pony-tail, schit tzu hairstyle crap needs to disappear and fast. Khun, lovely, please cut your hair short again. It looks ten times better on you. But ridiculous hair aside, you were looking phenomenal.

One more major, important thing that has to go ... the cheerleader pyramid. Seriously, what is that about? Really, JYP? Really? It's not enough that you actually approved these boys to wear polka-dot suits the first time around, but you actually made them do a freaking cheerleader pyramid? I have a feeling that someone in the K-Pop world is reading this, because SBT's "cobwebs" miraculously disappeared, as did the the polka-dot suits, after I ranted about them. So, now that I'm asking nicely for the the pyramid to just go down in the K-Pop history books as a major L-O-L factor, I expect it to happen. Make them do a few chest pops or hip thrusts instead. Much better.

I'm ridiculously biased with my boys, I know. Big Booty Junee and Wooyoung were looking like sex too. Feel free to spazz about them in the comments, I'll join you.

I'm going to stop writing now so I can watch their performance. Again and again and again and again ... wrong song, I know, but it still fits.

PS--If you didn't see it on Twitter last night, I found Sexy Beast Taek's bulge. You can see it HERE and HERE. You're welcome.

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What Did They Do to Sexy Beast Taek?

WARNING: There are a lot of F-Bombs in this post.

What the fuck is this?!

Seriously.

Is he a stylish Korean male idol zombie? Is he a polka-dot loving ghost pirate? Are the cobwebs in the hair necessary? Are the velvet gloves really necessary? And the frilly shirt? And the ridiculous polka-dot suit? And the dark eye make-up underneath his eyes? Really?

REALLY?

What the fuck have you done to Sexy Beast Taek? You evil, evil, COW OF A STYLIST! This is just ...

NO! THIS SHOULD NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. EVER.

Yes, guys in suits are hot. Unbelievably hot. But a fucking polka-dot suit? What the fuck is that about? You are an evil human being and the K-Pop Gods are frowning upon your fucking stupidity for taking a sexy beast of a man and degrading him into a huge "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

Congratulations, Evil Stylist.

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The Best Part About 2PM's New MV?

Sexy Beast Taek's hardcore-right-at-the-climax-angry-sex face.

Just look at him screaming in a Purely Animalistic way. Never mind the bobby-pins in his hair, I'm looking past that for the moment and solely concentrating on what his hair would look like down, shagging in his face, damp with sweat. Your fingers running through that thick black hair, pushing it away from his face. His body hovering over you, lower torsos touching each other.

And then things get intense. The kind of intense that only Sexy Beast Taek can give you. Forget about busting the headboard. SBT will totally make the bed bust through the damn wall. And you know what?

I'd rather have a giant king-sized mattress hole in my wall, dry wall and fiber glass everywhere, than have a busted headboard. Any day.

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