6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

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I Wanna Stand Under Young Sky's Umbrella-ella-ella

It's been music video release after release and I am loving all this fresh meat to gush over! The latest in hopping on the new MV train is One Way with their extremely overdue release of "Rainy Days." But I love them, and you love them, so that's why we waited so long, ever so patiently.

And it was kinda worth it. When I say "kinda," I mean "totally and completely."

I need to be hooked right from the beginning when it comes to watching a new video and Chance did not disappoint. I'm a sucker for a man sitting at a piano, singing his heart out. Flawless is the only way to accurately describe his singing, to describe him in general.

Oh, and really freaking gorgeous. That's another way to describe him.

This might sound a little odd, but I really want to see in black and white. I don't want to see in technicolor anymore, guys. I want to see everything as if it's from a 1950's sitcom. The reason for this is simple: Young Sky makes black and white look amazing. I want that amount of amazing in my life on a daily basis.

Then again, he looks ridiculously good in technicolor, so maybe I will settle for the real life Pleasantville experience. Start off black and white, then after a few make-out sessions in the back of a 1953 Henry J Corsair down by the lake with Sky, we'll be bursting at the seams with color!

Confession: The highlight of any One Way song for me is whenever Young Sky opens his mouth.

Chance, you must be reading this blog. You know I love some Chance-Junsu combo, so I thank you for giving me a nice little dose of the two of you. It is just what I needed to start 2011 off the correct way.

Now I have a few problems with this video. The first one being WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! WHY IS HE LIKE THE EMO KID IN THE ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF, AWAY FROM THE OTHER KIDS?? WHAT THE HELL, HE ONLY SINGS ONE PART?! ONE FREAKING PART?!

PETER, PETER BABY WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH JUNSU OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND SAY "THIS IS MY GROUP, YOU DOUCHE"?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM "THIS IS MY CHORUS"?! WHY WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME??

I guess there have been rumors on other blogs (never this one because we don't gossip here!) that our perpetual man-child Peter has gained some weight and that's why he wasn't in the video as much. All I can say to Peter is that if my cookies had anything to do with those alleged pounds, I am so sorry and please accept my effort in making it up to you by letting me be your work-out buddy. I'll meet you in your bedroom.

Another problem I have with the video ... no, with the song ... is that thing that Junsu does. You know what I'm talking about. He does it in every single 2PM song. That riff thing that ends up sounding more like someone is drowning a cat rather than actual singing. I'm sorry, but from 3:30 to 3:50 in "Rainy Days," that was completely unnecessary and it only detracted from the beauty of the song.

Chance's vocals weren't displayed nearly as much as they should have been, what they're capable of, and the same goes for Peter's vocals. I honestly think the song would have been better without Junsu because the three of them combined are ridiculously talented and really don't need to have another artist "featured" on one of their songs.

You can disagree, that's fine.

Check out the video of One Way's new single "Rainy Days" featuring Junsu below!

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Chance and Junsu ... Mmmm

The only way this picture would reach a level of amazingness is if they were both shirtless. I wouldn't question why the two of them are working in the studio shirtless. Hey, whatever gets the creativity juices flowing! With that in mind, has Chance ever flashed us those beauties before? I don't think so ... that's something he needs to work on. I think we'd all like to see some of that, right? I know I sure would.

But this is just lovely, with two of my bbs sitting there, deep in concentration.

I have to draw attention to Junsu's fingers. Look at how long and slender they are. I wonder what I would have to do to make him play the piano on me BIGBANG-style. What do you think? Is he more of a "thigh player" or a "torso player" or maybe a "back player"? Maybe a good combination of all three? Hell, I will paint keys on my body and just lie there completely still while he plays Mozart on me.

He could use this as a reward method. When he comes home from work and there's the most delicious dinner waiting for him on the table, piano time. When I don't go over our credit card limit and receive a gigantic bill in the mail, piano time. Oh, he'll train me to be a Stepford Wife very quickly.

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Junsu, Where Have You Been All My Life?

I knew this day would come. I knew one morning I would wake up and just feel an automatic, irresitible attraction toward you. You should feel proud of yourself, bb. I've completely ignored Master GD all day, and from previous experience, that's very hard for any idol to accomplish. Like, ever.

Do you ever wear the boxers I [and my readers] gave you? I hope you do, and I hope you think of me when you do. I'm pretty sure you've at least once run out of clean underwear, and on laundry day you're left with zero pairs of underwear. Not really feeling like going commando (because you're famous, and one wardrobe malfunction and money shot could get you exiled from Korea), you remember our present to you. You put on those white boxers with "TKPA" in nice, big letters, covering your muscular thigh. "Vocal Sextasy" written across your glorious ass. And I hope that after you've put those on, you decide to check in and see if anything new has been written about you.

So you sit on your bed, laptop in front of you, wearing nothing but those boxers ... and look down at your thigh so you can get the URL correct. And that is when you see this post. This post written and dedicated entirely to you and how fine as fuck you are. It's okay to be cocky, Junsu. None of us are blaming you or thinking negatively about you. Like my favorite movie The Producers says, "When you got it, flaunt it." Junsu, bb ... flaunt that shit all over the world.

I want to go back to you being practically naked on the bed. I really like that thought. Tremendous amounts. I only wish that I was there in person, with you in South Korea, to take in that beautiful sight of muscle after muscle, hear your ridiculous yet oddly knee-weakening slang, smell your freshly washed skin from that hot, steamy shower, run my fingers through that slightly damp hair, and of course taste those luscious lips.

Sight. Sound. Smell. Touch. Taste. Ignite those senses, bb. Make them go haywire. Over and over. I promise I will return the favor. As many times as you want, wherever you want. In bed, in the shower, in the hallway, in the kitchen, in the elevator, in the stairwell, in the car, in the back of the 2PM while the rest of the members are sleeping or listening to their iPods, in the dance studio in front of that mirror-lined wall, in the recording studio so we can have some audio souvenirs for later. Anywhere you want it, bb.

And I promise, I will not blog about it. No, what happens between Junsu and TKPA, stays between Junsu and TKPA.

Also, on a sidenote ... now that you are injured and will need to recooperate for a few weeks, it looks like I will be catering to your every need. I will gladly do this, whether it is by making you all sorts of fantastic dinners, or baking sweet treats for you, or even cuddling up at night and being your own personal teddy bear that hugs back. Even if you want nothing but sex for the next five months. Whatever bb wants, bb gets.

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I'm Sorry, But WTF??

I know I'm supposed to be doing a post about Nichkhun right now, but when searching for pictures of him, I came across this ... and I'm completely speechless when I'm not laughing my ass off.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!


It's like Peter Pan met Alice in Wonderland met The Full Monty or something? What's with Wooyoung's hat? It's like one of those newspaper hats that the teachers have you make when you're in primary school. He even has newspaper left over and it's in his back pocket!


Wait, wait ... it's like one of those fabric napkins that waiters fold into swans or elephants and put on your plate!


And like the craft pipe-cleaners coming out of Chansung's hat? Paired with Calvin Klein boxers and hip dips with a happy trail? I'm so confused by this, but I am laughing my ass off at the same time.


What is this?!


I'm all for the showing of flesh and hip dips, you know this. But to add such hilarity and confusion in the mix only detracts from the flesh, and that's a sin in the K-Pop World.


SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS???


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Say Whaaat?

Thai Me Up: I really need a pedicure.

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Take a Cold Shower After This, Folks

As you view these two pictures, right-click and open THIS LINK in a new window. You need theme music. You will thank me later.

Now go take a cold shower, because you more than likely need it.

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A Moment of Silence for This 12 Pack

I just ...

I ... I ... have no words.

You're not even reading this. You're just doing a total right-click, save as move right now. I know how you all operate. I know because I did the same exact thing.

So it truly does not matter what I say here, because you're not reading it. You'll just comment below with a whole bunch of "dfbndjbntjbnjrenbjrbrjubvwwuiei!!!! XDDDDDD" and then say you could not properly formulate thoughts, much less a sentence, upon seeing the above picture. See? I know you all so well.

And the only reason why I am coherently typing these sentences right now is because I cannot see the above picture with the 12 pack abs. But upon thinking about it ... I have once again ... lost all words.

Thank you, Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek. You've made me speechless, but at least I have refrained from spazzing and sounding like a complete moron (does the Joon post ring a bell?).

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This is Just ... Ultimate Win

It has everything.

Thai Me Up being slightly pervy. Huge sexual references. A complete Chuck Bass nature. The fact that it just sparks so many Mad Men era fantasies, complete with red lipstick and a strand of pearls that just so happen to get broken and pearls go flying everywhere, rolling around on the floor, and ... I bet his breath tasted like cold vodka with a hint of lime.

Yeah.

This is just win, Khun.

Will you please continue to do photoshoots like this more often? They complete my life in the most shallow way possible. I enjoy it immensely.

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Um ... Jay ...

Okay, let me just say, first of all I am very glad that you decided to not name your fan club Bumblebee because that's just ... well ... very preteen. Job well done for having the entire new fandom be called the Jay Effect, with each little member within a Jaywalker.

Did I contemplate crossing over and abandoning 2PM because I am totally liking the fact of being called a "Jaywalker?" Yes, I did. Then I saw a picture of Chansung and I came back to my senses. I support you both in all your future endeavors (whether it be separately or as a reunited group), but my love for the six boys is collectively bigger than my love for you.

However ... just because I love you slightly less does not mean you can go about looking like a fifteen-year-old.

What happened to our beastly idol who would rip off his shirt and ... and ... not look underage while doing so?

This just breaks my heart. You're no longer the sexy, mega Korean idol. Now you just remind me of the kid who aced every math test sophomore year in high school. There was nothing sexy about that kid, Jay. Nothing sexy at all.

Do whatever you need to do in order to regain your former ultimate hotness. Shave something into the side of your head, if you must. Shave that damn new logo with the cross-walk stick figure posing like a "b-boy" you were talking about in your new YouTube video. Whatever you need to do, I support it.

Just ... stop looking like a fifteen-year-old and maybe, just maybe, I will consider sending you a pair of TKPA boxers.

Maybe.

Am I really not allowed to post anything pertaining to Jay without someone bitching about it? Really? He's not God, people. Have a sense of humor.

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Totally Spazzing Right Now

Yes, that is exactly what it looks like!

Chansung is holding Junho's TKPA boxers!

I'm just ... totally ... HOLYCRAPIAMFREAKINGOUT.

I had to remind force myself to breathe earlier this morning when I stalked YouTube to find the fancam of last night's show in NYC. So amazing, so amazing, so amazing!

On another fancam the girl was a lot closer to the stage (which means all you can hear is screaming), but it also means that you can see their faces perfectly clear. And maybe I'm crazy, but I swear there's a little bit of a smile when Chansung realizes that it's a gift for Junho.

YES, I'M CRAZY. WHO ELSE WOULD DESIGN BOXERS AND HAVE THEM THROWN AT MALE IDOLS?

Amazing!

UPDATE: Even though Junsu was not with the boys last night, his were also thrown as well, shortly after they finished their introductions. Also, Wooyoung's were given to a JYPE staff member, who promised to give the "gift" to him. Thanks to Beki and Kiara!

UPDATE #2: Due to the recent blog layout, I had to take down the video that was originally posted. You can find it here!

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Aw, Poor Junsu

Poor Junsu won't be receving his TKPA boxers tonight!

It's okay, though. Our Vocal Sextasy needs to rest as much as possible so he can join the boys when they make their way to the west coast of the States.

Soon enough, though, he will get them, and here is to hoping that Thai Me Up tweets about the boxers in the meantime!

Good luck to Beki (who will be throwing Junsu's and Junho's) and to Kiara (who will be throwing Wooyoung's) tonight! You ladies will need it!

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Charlie's Angels or ...

Neapolitan ice cream?

Three good looking top-secret spies with glossy hair, using the cover of Korean male idols so they can easily go from country to country under a work visa and not be interrogated like any ordinary traveller.

Or a delicious dessert topped with hot fudge abs, whipped cream pecs, and cherries in the belly button?

Well played, evil cow stylists. Very well played.

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Come the Night of June 10th ...

This will be Sexy Beast Taek. I just know it.

Do you know why June 10th?

Because that will be the night that Thai Me Up and Beastly Maknae receive their TKPA boxers (by way of @HitoriCrow and @dark_faery_gyrl) in Dallas. Vocal Sextasy, Big Booty Junee, and WooyoUNF will receive theirs June 6th in New York (by way of @KRBekimon_SHOCK and @kiwichan08).

No doubt Junsu, Junho, and Wooyoung will be bragging for four days about how they received boxers from a perverted fan, and the rest of them didn't. And you see how happy Chansung will be when he and Khun get theirs? Taek will probably think that he has been neglected by this sick, demented person who has thrown all the other members boxers.

He'll be so upset and angry (think of when he ripped his shirt off and threw it to the ground. Yeaahh, I really want to provoke that reaction), he will get online, type in www.thekpopaddict.com and stalk the blog. Then he will see that he hasn't been forgotten, that he will be getting his in San Francisco on the 13th (by way of @ButterflySnrida).

Okay, I know I'm totally demented, but that's why you all love me (right?).

The point is, these boys will receive these boxers.

They will be curious. (Because who the hell gives boxers with nicknames like "Thai Me Up" and "Vocal Sextasy" in BIG block letters on the back?)

They will find the time to look at this site. (The printed URL is for this purpose)

They will either think I am: a) hilarious, b) demented, c) obsessed, d) all of the above.

They will read comments that you leave on posts about them. (Highly suggest you don't comment as "Anonymous" anymore)

And maybe, just maybe, will they tell others (meaning K-Pop idols) about this blog. And that, dear friends, is when the real fun (and the panic) starts.

Which means I need to start blogging my ass off for the next month so they have a lot more juicy things to read about themselves and about their peers. (It also means you should comment your ass off too).

Oh, June 6-13th will be a very stressful, on edge time for me.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT2PMISGOINGTOKNOWWHOIAM.
THEYWILLPROBABLYREADEVERYDIRTYTHINGIHAVEEVERWRITTENABOUTTHEM.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

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Nichkhun ... Oh, Nichkhun

I will admit right off the bat that I like the blonde on Thai Me Up. I really and truly do. I think it looks ... well, normal on him. He's one of the few Asian men who can pull it off.

However, the whole Dennis the Menace style he had going on the other night was not attractive.

I mean, it truly killed it for me. Honestly.

There's nothing sexy about fearing to sit down on a chair without a whoopee cushion going off, or ringing the doorbell to his place upon arriving and getting shocked. And we all know what happened with Mr. Wilson and his dentures.

I'm sorry, but I don't want Chiclet teeth (not saying I have dentures, but you also remember how in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Mike Teavee got his teeth knocked out because of exploding candy? Dennis-the-Thai-Me-Up-Menace would give me exploding candy).

The point of this post is this:

1. I watch too many movies.
2. Nichkhun needs to never style his hair like that again.

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2PM BOXERS ARE HERE!

Before I package these lovelies up and send them off to be thrown at the six luscious 2PM men, I promised I would update you all on the process. And yesterday they arrived at my house! I was literally so spastic about receiving the mail when I logged onto the internet earlier in the morning and saw that the package had been processed at my local mail center and would be delivered later in the day.

And after putting them through the wash (because they smelled like gross ink and packaging, and now they smell pretty), I have taken pictures, rolled them up, and I am even more excited to bring them back to the post office to mail them out!

And the final product, what the boys will see on stage:

 

I rolled them up this way ... because if you look at it, it just looks like a t-shirt. Won't they be surprised when they unroll it to reveal boxers?

Again, Junho's, Junsu's, and Wooyoung's boxers will be thrown in New York. Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas. And Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco. Thank you to the lovely ladies who are throwing these for me and for all of my blogstalkers!

Thank you to everyone who donated and helped out with the funding of this project! Collectively, $98.17 was put towards the boxers (with me making up the difference) so believe me when I say that this would not have been made possible without your help!!

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Fund the 2PM Boxer ..."Project"

I am seriously hating writing this right now, but I feel like I have to. Funds are very tight right now, and the boxers designed for 2PM will cost around $116 for all six pairs. I've already pushed back the TKPA stickers so I can afford to order the boxers, but I'm a little worried that I won't have enough time to collect the spare money for the 2PM "gifts" before I need to get them to their desired cities.

With that being said, I would honestly appreciate it if any of you could donate some amount toward this, that way it will be a gift from us all rather from just myself. I'm not asking for a lot, even if you want to donate $1, that's still one dollar less I have to pay. I have no problem picking up majority of it and whatever is left over. I'm not asking for you all to donate to cover the entire expense, only a portion of it.

If you could, that would be so amazing! If I can't pull the money together by the end of next week, I'm afraid I will more than likely have to cancel this whole thing. Which completely sucks and is a really big downer, so I'm kind of bordering the line of "severely bummed out."

You can use PayPal. Don't worry, it won't take anything away from your donation if you select "Personal" and "Other." The email address is kpopaddict@live.com or you can just click this link right here to go directly to the page.

Whatever you can give is greatly appreciated. Let's make these boxers from ALL of us!

Thank you!

PS -- If for some reason the amount goes over what I need to pay for the boxers, that will be saved until the next big boxer project or whatever. I'm not going to go on a shopping spree or anything like that.

PPS -- Thank you to those who donated! Collectively, $98.17 was received and will be put toward the boxers, with me making up the difference. You're amazing :)

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I'm Just So Damn Excited!

You can ask The Boyfriend that when it comes to things that excite me, I lose any shred of patience and I just want it all to happen now. I hate waiting and I want everyone else to be as excited, as happy, as obnoxiously impatient as I am. My enthusiasm makes him laugh, but it also sucks because I cannot for the life of me keep secrets when it comes to giving him any kind gift, and I always end up telling him exactly what I got him before he even has a chance to open it. I don't think I have kept one thing a secret from him. Wait, no ... the glass litre filled with watermelon and green apple jolly ranchers (his favorite) I gave him was a surprise. Everything else has been revealed.

I'm such a little kid.

And because I am such a little kid that gets all bounce-happy over things, you're getting yet another preview of the 2PM boxers.

I really, really am ridiculously excited about this. You all should be on the same page as me right about now.

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A Little Preview

I have not yet ordered these, but I will be within the next week! It takes about 1-3 days to be made, a few days for shipping, so we're looking at least two weeks here before they are all safe and sound with me, and then they will go directly into packing envelopes and be shipped across the country to various locations.

I'm so freaking ecstatic about this. You have no idea!!!!

But here is a preview of what the design will look like:

You like?

Thanks to Beki, Cheryl, Rebecka, Sabrina, and Kiara!

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Junsu Finally Has a Nickname!

Thanks to @KRBekimon_SHOCK, Junsu finally has an official TKPA nickname. I know, the keyword is finally. But isn't it better that I take my time and consider this carefully before giving him something stupid that he is stuck with?

Junsu's nickname ... Vocal Sextasy.

Very fitting, isn't it? Yeah, I thought so when Beki suggested it.

Now that he has been named, it is time I start working on those boxers. I still need some people to throw Taekyeon's, Chansung's, Nichkhun's, and Wooyoung's in ANY city besides New York.

If you love me and the dirty things I write, you will do it. If you love 2PM and the pure sex surrounding them, you will do it.

Guilt trip, guilt trip, guilt trip.

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