Umm, Jaehyo ...

Your hair looks like it was washed in boogers.

Please dye it, ASAP.

Not cute, boo. Not. Cute.

(But the military outfit ... yes, please).

TKPA

Hi, P.O's Legs

I don't know how to feel about my bias wearing shorts because I truly don't think I've ever seen any of them wear shorts beside Leeteuk and that disaster travel outfit that GD sported, where he wore boxers. It's so bad that I refuse to even link it this blog. You weren't fooling anyone into believing those were shorts, Ji. Those were boxers. Real question is, which skank flight attendent stole your pants?

Back to the point ...

I'm not sure if I like this or not, but the guy is hot so does it really matter? I mean, once he opens his mouth to speak I'm only looking at that pie-hole in which the glorious, smooth like butter deep voice just flowed out of. So do I really give a damn if the dude is wearing shorts? Eh, not really.

Could very well do without the pattern, but they're a rookie group so matchy-matchy hideousness all around is a forgivable sin.

And again, he's flawlessly hot so I can deal and let my little barely legal pet do whatever he wants and I don't care because I can just say, "Oh, he's young. He'll learn by making mistakes." Whereas if anyone else, anyone else, does something stupid, they are fully held accountable.

I play favorites, get over it, idols.

TKPA

P.O, You Have No Idea What's Awaiting You

Never have I ever been this lustful over a maknae. Never.

While watching "Freeze" by the new, hot, gorgeous rookie group, Block B, I was totally leaning toward making Zico or B-Bomb or Jaehyo my bias to love, cherish, and obsess over infinite amounts until death do us part. Those are three equally sexy men, and Zico seemed to be winning leaps and bounds (because you all know how I love my rappers, and I especially love it when their fashion sense is outlandish and downright ridiculous).

And then P.O came along.

Guys, I was done for. Like how could I not just fall apart and melt into a huge puddle of fangirl after hearing that voice? If I love rappers with off the wall fashion ... I love rappers with deep voices even more. And oh my God, a younger T.O.P sound-a-like who is equally gorgeous and dorky ... seriously? What did I do in a former life to make the K-pop Gods reward me with such an amazing gift?

Thank goodness you are eighteen, P.O. You are going to be talked about frequently. And I am so happy that only one person voted for you in the Cervix Punchers because now I can only share you with her. Don't worry, bb. I will work extra hard to make sure others see the fresh sex appeal that is just legally waiting for us to consume.

Oh, it's going to be a great summer.

You should watch the video below and fall in love with him. And yes, I am tweeting this post to Cho PD.

Side note: He even looks like T.O.P!!!!!!! No wonder I freaking love this kid.

TKPA