6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Ever the faithful boyfriend, GD has to make it clear to his girlfriend that he's being a good boy among the skankfest.

G-Dragon: Look, Kiko! I'm not touching any of the sluts in the club tonight!

T.O.P: Yeah, they're all mine. ALL MINE!

Gone are the days when these two would [in my head] fight over me. It's the end of a beautiful thing.

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Eli: Would you like to be my lab partner when we dissect frogs? Frogs are my favorite amphibians. I love playing with them and catching them. I just caught one in the pond behind the school, and it made me late to class so I put him in my backpack and ran all the way here. I didn't even have enough time to wash my hands, but I guess they're okay. Not too smelly ... would you like a piece of gum?

If only he had a pocket protector in this picture ...

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Thai Me Up: I really need a pedicure.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions ... Which Ones to Send?

Out of 180 votes, 71.67% thought I should go ahead and send them some captions and blog entries.

Here's what I'm thinking in regards to the captions. I'd right click and open in a new window or tab so you can see them and this post at the same time (clicking on each link does not open in a new window, so right click it!).

Choice #1 - November 20, 2009 - G-Dragon
Choice #2 - December 25, 2009 - G-Dragon, Taeyang, T.O.P, Daesung
Choice #3 - March 12, 2010 - G-Dragon, T.O.P
Choice #4 - April 23, 2010 - G-Dragon, T.O.P, Taeyang, Daesung, Seungri
Choice #5 - July 16, 2010 - G-Dragon
Choice #6 - July 16, 2010 - G-Dragon, Taeyang

Here's the deal ... you can pick THREE captions. For some of them, (like number six), rather than the link to the song, I'll fix it to where the boys know what it's about. Also, go leave your comments on them, so if they're chosen, the boys will see what you have to say. (I'm going to moderate some of them, though. Be warned).

As far as the posts go, I welcome suggestions but the final decision will be mine. The "Tell Me Goodbye" post will be one of them!

So comment below the three you think the boys will love the most!

P.S. -- It isn't too late to donate for shipping! Shipping costs are desperately needed! And I made that word in red, because that's how needed it is.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions - Part IV

3S: I'M BACK, BITCHES!!! I knew TKPA would forgive me eventually! Our Flesh War is over!

Sex God: Damn ... I'm looking good today.

TKPA

Big Bang Captions (cj style)

Master GD: "Let me show cj how sexy I am when I point my lips like this - she will soon forget the other two"

King of Foreplay: "I will kick your ass Dae! I refuse to be #2! I'm SOLAR baby!"

My Dae: "Go Dae Dae! It's your birthday!!" (well not really but when cj practices blowing my candle later - we can pretend) "YEE-HAW"

BIGBANG Captions Part III

King of Foreplay: I think it's time we got this straight. Let's sit and talk, face to face. There is no way you could mistake her for your girl. Are you insane?

Master GD: See I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me. But you're blind if you can't see that her love is all in me.

King of Foreplay: You see I try to hesitate, I didn't want to say what she told me. She said without me she couldn't make it through the day, ain't that a shame.

Master GD: Maybe you misunderstood, because I can't see how she could wanna change something that's so good, because my love was all it took.

Both: You need to give it up, had about enough. It's not hard to see, the girl is mine. I'm sorry that you seem to be confused. She belongs to me. The girl is mine.

(And if you're confused, read the lyrics while listening to "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monia. They need to make this song happen).

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part II

Master GD: Hmm, let's see. Who's coming back to my room with me tonight? I choose you, you, you ... annnnnd definitely you.

Get it, Ji ...

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part I

Mr. Happy: See the money, see the cars. See the house, livin' large.

Master GD: Look in the mirror, see a star. Motospace, hella far.

3S: They at the bottom, I'm on top. I'm so high, I can't drop.

Sex God: And you can find me in your city steezed out in my hoodie. I go, I go, I go so harrrrd.

King of Foreplay: I got my 501 jeans on, with my hoodie on. All white V-neck clean, with my hoodie on. Fresh out the box so boss, with my hoodie on.

(These captions should be read while listening to "Hoodie" by Omarion).

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

King of Foreplay: Dude, what are you wearing?

Master GD: What? You don't like my purple, pink, and blue suit?

Master GD: Are you okay?

King of Foreplay: Your suit is so ugly, it just blinded me.

BIGBANG Captions Part I

G-Dragon: We have the same hairstyle, Tae!

Taeyang: Why does he get to stand on the box?

BIGBANG Captions Part III

Caption it!

(Note: You cannot caption Seungri. He didn't show flesh. He is banned this time around)

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part II

G-Dragon: E   R   Z   T   C   D

Taeyang: N   O   K   B   F   A

T.O.P: P   Q   X   H   F   T

Daesung: Um, E ... R ... no, X ... F ... wait, is that a P? Okay, P ... H ... and, um ... Q? O? D?

Oh, Daesung ... you must have seen T.O.P without clothing.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part I

T.O.P: I really have that Blue Steel look perfected, don't I?

Taeyang: My pores are huge.

G-Dragon: I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk!

Daesung: What happened to all the testosterone in this group?

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part XII

BIGBANG Friday is almost over ...

3S: Whatever. I'm excluded from them, anyway. Not like I care or anything.

Master GD: What? Really? You're joking, right? But ... but ... I was having so much fun! And you didn't even talk about my "She's Gone" video!

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part XI

Master GD: WHY DON'T YOU EVER HAVE PHONE SEX WITH ME, TKPA?!

Because I know I can easily get into your pants, GD.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part X

King of Foreplay: TKPA, I can't wait to sneak a call to you later. I'll call once I'm sure Ji Yong and T.O.P are asleep.

Hmmm ... I wonder what we could talk about in a clandestine phone call.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part IX

3S: Which member of BIGBANG would I want to date if I were a girl? Ummm ... I guess I'd have to go with Young-Bae.

Master GD: That's not what you told me last night.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part VIII

Sex God: What do you mean you won't have sex with me? I rented this hotel room for us and everything. Don't tell me you'd rather have sex with that toothpick Ji-Yong. He might be able to howl, but baby I grunt and I'll bust this iron bed frame into pieces .... You sure you don't want to have sex with me?

TKPA