Say Whaaat?

Eli: Would you like to be my lab partner when we dissect frogs? Frogs are my favorite amphibians. I love playing with them and catching them. I just caught one in the pond behind the school, and it made me late to class so I put him in my backpack and ran all the way here. I didn't even have enough time to wash my hands, but I guess they're okay. Not too smelly ... would you like a piece of gum?

If only he had a pocket protector in this picture ...

TKPA