BEAST: Kimchi v. Sushi

BEAST's new MV for their Japanese version of "Bad Girl" was released the other day, and judging by some comments I pulled from a few different uploaded versions, I don't feel left out in my thinking that this version fell short from the original, Korean version.

Like fell off the same tree and rolled down a hill and off a cliff and into the bottom of a shadowy, scary gorge where it splattered all over the rocks. Okay that was harsh. It came to a more dramatic halt at the cliff's edge, but it still is no where near the tree.

It isn't horrible, I actually really like some elements from it that I wished they could have thought of when they debuted. It's just different. And naturally, the only way to settle such  a dispute as to which video is more awesome is to break it down and take a vote!

STYLE

It is no secret that I hate what BEAST's stylists do to them, and it seems that Hyun Seung gets the most of the unfair cray cray style. When I find something that I do like on them, it's a rare occasion and maybe even a cause for a big ass celebration party. I really loved their style in the Japanese version, and despised it in the Korean version.

However, Dongwoon's hair situation needs to be dealt with ASAP, because it just isn't working for me. Comb it differently or whatever you have to do, as long as it doesn't make you look like Justin Bieber, okay?

In my book, Japan wins. Simply because they look like grown men versus another cutesy boyband designed to be adored by adolescent girls. They catered to their legal lady fans on this one.

CHARISMA

HANDS DOWN KOREA.

There is no freaking question about it. They look exhausted, depressed even. I really don't understand where their smiles went. Even Hyun Seung ... the most smiley person in the group looks like you kicked his whole litter of puppies and knocked his ice-cream cone out of his hand. AJ isn't nearly as into the video the second time around as he is the first.

They all look like they just don't care. And that's really unfortunate. If they came into their Japanese debut with the energy that made us all--internationally--fall in love with them, everything would be wonderful. But if I was a Japanese fan and saw the drastic difference between the two versions and the lack of enthusiasm, I would be really upset.

Yes, I know they're tired and overworked, but this is still their job. Is it fair to them? Absolutely not. But plenty of other idols are just as equally overworked and exhausted, and they put on that front and wear it well for the public, for their fans. 

CHOREOGRAPHY

Again, hands down Korea. A lot of this gets factored into the lack of charisma in the Japanese version, but I honestly felt like screaming at my computer screen for them to stop standing there and MOVE, DAMN IT!

Even Doo Joon, my sweet, sweet DJ ... if you watch him at 1:15, he's exhaling so hard that it comes across as exasperation, like this is pointless and stupid and there are a million other things they as a group have to accomplish and do.

During the chorus, there wasn't much effort put into the choreography that everything seems slow and drawn out and boring. Could the director have given all of them two Red Bulls to down after seeing the first take was not up to BEAST standard or something? It's as if they forgot their choreography to this song--their debut song, something that should always be executed flawlessly because they worked so long and so hard on it--and they didn't have time to practice before shooting so it was all done from vague memory.

I just didn't feel their passion from this video, and I'm not saying it's terrible. I was just spoiled with the original so I kind of want the NEW version to surpass it and leave my mind blown. My mind was blown, but not in the wow-that-was-so-amazing! way I wanted it to be.

First, watch the Korean version below:

Now watch the Japanese version:

And leave a comment below telling me what you liked/disliked about it!

TKPA

What in the ...? HAHAHA!

I seriously thought Jun Hyung was wearing a neckbrace at first. I had to rewind and pause the video because I knew he hadn't injured himself, so I thought it was the ultimate fashion fail. Because when I think of fashion fails in the K-Pop industry, you have to admit, BEAST is like in the top ten, maybe even the top five on some of your lists.

But at least it's just a rain coat with fur lining, the collar popped, and brown leather straps holding it up for support.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did you notice how awkward he was moving throughout the whole teaser? So hilarious.

Click here to watch it!

TKPA

Finally...

I titled this post "Finally" for two reasons.

1. It's taken me forever to write a BEAST post. (I apologize).
2. Finally I have something amazing and awesome to say about each and every single one of them. The evil cow stylists have lost their touch.

My gorgeous Jun Hyung, you look as amazing as always and I'm glad that this time around, there aren't any feathers sticking out of your hair.

You're perfect. Don't change one damn thing on that brunette head of yours.

AJ you look like a little Catholic school boy to me. So sweet and innocent.

But I know Catholic school boys aren't all that innocent, so your angelic front only works on me for a short amount of time. All that matters is that you trick other people into thinking you're an angel on Earth and let me see your dark side.

Truthfully, Du Jun, you look exactly the same to me as you did when you first debuted.

Just a little more styling product this time around. You're flawless and you've learned if it isn't broke, don't fix it. You don't need to change a damn thing.

Yo Seob is still so cute to me.

Whenever I see him, this comes to mind. You will never lose your cute factor in my eyes.

FINALLY, finally! Hyun Seung does not have some atrocious ensemble on or has his hair all fucked up.

Do you know how happy this makes me? I sincerely hope THIS is a permanent look for him, meaning it's just him. No freaky looking make-up, no layered hair that looks more like a five-year-old cut it, no weird hair colors. Just Hyun Seung. Plain and simple. Absolutely perfect.

AND WHOEVER DECIDED TO STYLE DONGWOON'S HAIR LIKE THIS:

IS A FREAKING GENIUS AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT. HOLY HELL DOES THIS BOY LOOK A-MAY-ZING WITH THIS COLOR AND THIS STYLE. KEEP IT. KEEP IT. KEEP IT. KEEP IT.

Pretty much, whoever styled BEAST this time around, needs to be their permanent stylists, because they are perfection.

TKPA

Yet Another Entry In the "WTF Files" for You

All right ... I've let you go long enough without any amount of bitching about what those evil cows (or stylists, for you new readers) did to you. And I know it is not your fault, Hyun Seung. Not entirely, anyway. Okay, a little bit of the blame can be placed on your shoulders. I feel like I should just point out that while your fellow BEAST members are smoking hot lately ... you look like Animal from the Muppets.

Can you not speak up and say, "Enough of this bull shit! Make me look hot!" to those cows?! Can we please go back to your "Shock" look? Because while I wasn't completely in love with it, I could at least admit that you had some hottie factor hidden by incredibly bad taste wrapped in humiliation.

You're talented, with an awesome voice. Now let's put that foot down, shun the fug, and start working that God-given hotness we all know you possess.

TKPA

WHAT. THE. HELL.

AJ ... sweet, AJ ... what the hell did you let them do to you?!

Well, okay, the revealing mass amounts of skin is major bonus points in my book, but you look so ... pissed? Depressed? Totally emotionless? Maybe you do look a bit pissed off, more than anything. I would be too if I had to wear that necklace/fishnet thing around my neck. No, it really does look like a bunch of oysters caught in a fishnet.

And the gun in your hand ... it's just wrong. It kind of makes me feel like you're about to commit suicide, just the way you're sitting and that look on your face.

As far as the antlers go ... I'm just going to completely skip over that FAIL and move on.

I will admit, Hyun Seung has been looking a lot better lately. I'm gradually starting to warm up to him, mainly because he has finally sorted out the whole hair situation. But what his stylists did to him is just cruel.

The feather thing he's sitting on looks like a tail. The way he's hunched over, the way his legs are positioned, looks like a pose almost every female celebrity in the entire world has done at least once in her career. The shoes ... I mean, come on. If you're going to pose the man in the way you'd pose a woman, at least give him some butch looking army boots or something! The pearls around his neck do not help in the least bit.

AND NEITHER DO THOSE BLACK FUCKING CLAWS FOR NAILS. Really? REALLY?! Evil cows, you should wear JYP's clear pants for the rest of your lives for doing this to him.

NOW IT IS TIME FOR ALL CAPS, BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY TICKED BEYOND REASON THAT THIS IS IN EXISTENCE.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BADASS JUN HYUNG?! THIS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME WARY OF HIM YET STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO HIS BADASS SEX FACTOR.

NO, THIS MAKES ME WANT TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AND THEN CRY ONCE I REALIZE THAT THIS MAN IS NOT THE LEAST BIT SEXY DRESSED LIKE THIS.

HE LOOKS LIKE A FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL PROSTITUTE. IS THAT A FUCKING DRESS HE IS WEARING?! WHAT THE HELL?! AND THE GOLD TIGHTS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM HIS LEGS IMMEDIATELY AND BURNED, FOR THOSE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEY DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKING TOUCHED JUN HYUNG'S FLESH.

THE BOOTS ARE TACKY AND ONLY FURTHER ADD TO THE UNDERAGE PROSTITUTE EXAMPLE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEING PIMPED OUT AT A FUCKING RODEO. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE METAL VIKING HELMET? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU PIMPING HIM OUT AT?!

Evil fucking cows that are BEAST's stylists have struck again. I hate to say this ... but today I looked at Jun Hyung and felt nothing.

Thanks a lot, evil cows.

TKPA

Dear Jun Hyung ...

WHY MUST YOU LOOK LIKE G-DRAGON?! WHY MUST YOU EMANATE SUCH SEX APPEAL THAT MAKES YOU IRRESISTIBLE?

There can't possibly be that many cocky Korean men. There can't possibly be that much swagger and badass-ness to go around.

Right?

I mean, because if there are a lot of cocky, totally fuck-worthy Korean men out there, then we are all done for. Kind of like an apocalypse of sexually desirable Asian men that are wanted worldwide, by females and gay men. Hell, maybe even a few straight men and gay females. You cannot underestimate the lethal, cold-shower-inducing attraction these idols possess.

Just look at us. That's enough proof.

TKPA

Jun Hyung is a Bad Ass

Total bad ass.

The kind of bad ass that will hook up with you whenever the hell he feels like it, not call you the next morning, or the next night, or even in the next week. And when you decide to "get over him" and date some other, non-bad ass, he'll promptly show up to whatever restaurant the non-bad ass has taken you to with a baseball bat, where he will then proceed to smash every window in the non-bad ass' car.

Because once you fuck Jun Hyung, you do not fuck any other man. You are his. Case closed.

Okay, that's more of like a complete douchbag and not really the type of guy you want to end up with and have kids with, but he will be one of those naughty little secrets you keep tucked away in your Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy box. You know, the one you're going to use when you're forty and sex in your marriage is kind of lame now. You'll always remember the night that JH showed up at the restaurant, bashed in non-bad ass' windows, came into the place, grabbed you by the hand, and dragged you out the door to the nearest alleyway where you just went at it like a bunch of wild animals.

BEAST with two backs, to be exact.

Sure, when you're older and not horny, you'll remember what a dick he was and how you're glad you married a boring, non-bad ass dude. But trust that when you least expect it, you'll be imagining JH above you rather than the guy you married.

Just try to remember the good times when your daughter brings home JH 2.0. And maybe take a few sedatives.

TKPA

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

Holy hell, AJ's lips are ...

I mean ...

What the fuck? Where the hell did those come from? Where the fuck has he been hiding those?

Screw Lips of Sex and those Starburst lips. I can't believe I just typed that sentence, but for real ... AJ, where the fuck have you been hiding those babies? I've looked at so many pictures of you after receiving this completely bliss-filled email, and I can't for the life of me figure out why the hell I have never noticed your lips. Your abs? Oh, I noticed those, bb.

I can't get over this. Really, I can't. After I've been going on and on about Lips of Sex and God of Lips, none of you ever cared to mention that AJ is like the Lip Prince? 

Those lips taste exactly like a cherry lollipop. I bet. How could they not?

This post makes no sense. I apologize. I know I'm a total spaz right now because of this amazing discovery that @KpopxFanatic and @Cosmo_Queen_ were ever so kind to bless the Twitterverse and my inbox with.

AJ, I am making room for you somewhere. You will be featured more and more on the blog now. Yes, you will.

TKPA 

BIGBANG Look-a-likes

I know they don't look exactly alike and I am not saying they're identical twins or anything remotely like that, but you can't deny that they look partially related in these pictures. And yes, I had to stalk the internet to find both to prove that when dressed the same, they look like half-brothers.

I really cannot be the only one who sees it. Especially in Jun Hyung's face and expression, which mimics perfectly Master GD and the pissed off vibe he tends to give the camera in some photoshoots. Mouth and nose especially.

I'm not crazy. I see it. I know there have to be others who see it as well.

TKPA

Three Words: NEW. BEAST. MV.

You've got to be kidding me, stylists of BEAST. I mean, I spend how much time bitching that I hate you and that you're evil cows and that a one-eyed pigeon could do a better job at dressing them, and then you go and totally switch everything up on me and the rest of the K-Pop scene and make these boys fierce sexy?

Screw you, stylists! You're still evil. You know why?

Because you could have hit us full force with this style from the beginning, but you decided to make them all cutesy and wear hobo-clothes and make Jun Hyung sort of look like the Korean Flava Flave and give Hyun Seung that ... thing you call a haircut.

And even though I really want to be pissed at you right now, because damn it we've been through too much of this purely hate relationship to start changing things now, I really need to thank you.

Jun Hyung ... OH. MY. GOD.

 

When I first saw the teaser, I wanted to cry because all I saw was scalp. Shaved head. No, JH, no! Thankfully there's some hair up there, and my boy is looking and sounding delicious. True, he still looks like he's been spending way too much time shopping for clothes in the subway station after dark, but at least the hair is a vast improvement from that poofy, shaved-patterened, what-the-fuck-do-you-classify-that-as? hairstyle.

Oh, and also looking fabulous is Dong Woon. I love him. I really do. He's one of my favorite maknaes. I have about five others, but he's certainly in there somewhere. His voice kills me. KILLS ME.

 

But something I cannot and will not forgive these stylists for is making Yo Seob sexy. Seriously, what the fuck is that about? I've said before that I could never see myself lusting after he's adorable little self, that I just want to pick him up and hug him and spin him around and around in circles until I fall over dizzy as all hell.

 

BUT NOW I AM LUSTING AFTER HIM AND I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU DAMN COW STYLISTS!

 

Improvements all around, but seriously ... back off Yo Seob. Don't touch him. Bring back the bleach blonde and make him look like an innocent fifteen-year-old school boy for the rest of his life.

(PS -- Has anyone noticed that he looks like the male, Asian version of the late Brittany Murphy? Or am I just really delusional?)

Check out the new MV for "Shock." And be sure to wipe your drool.

TKPA

Why Do I Love You?

I still don't freaking understand why I love Jun Hyung so much.

Maybe it's his deep, raspy voice. Maybe it's his crystal clear complexion. Maybe it's the fact that his hair looks actually decent in this picture. Maybe it's his Engrish. Maybe it's the fact that his lips sort of resemble Lips of Sex's to me.

I have no idea. But I love him. And while I want him to experiment a little bit more with the hairstyle and figure out what the hell looks jaw-dropping-amazing on him, I don't want him to change his style. I think he pulls it off really well, for whatever reason. Yes, he reminds me of Master GD but not many people can pull off an almost-eccentric wardrobe.

JH has his little fail moments, but for the most part, he can pull it off.

But, no ... seriously ... his hair actually looks really good here. Maybe just trim the bangs a bit, make look like less of a comb-over, and then I will stop complaining.

Well, maybe. You know how those cow Korean stylists are.

TKPA

BEAST's Stylists Must Hate Them

What is this? Seriously?

I mean, yes ... Jun Hyung is looking damn good and Dong Woon is looking hella hot, and Du Jun has a little brooding, sex gaze going on ...

BUT COME ON!

What the hell is DJ wearing? A poncho? Is that really and honestly supposed to be sexy? Is that supposed to make us drool and want a baby by him? I can't imagine ripping off a poncho with my teeth, though it might be relatively easier. The sex factor just isn't there.

FAIL.

And then there's this:

Again, Dong Woon is looking delicious. Perfect, don't change one thing about that maknae. And a little surprisingly ... Yo Seob looks ... well ... hot. Maybe it's the all black suit he has on, the ticked off facial expression. But the cutest rookie in K-Pop is looking damn hot. Awesome, don't touch one platinum blonde hair on that head. AJ is of course just pure sex.

AND LOOK AT HYUN SEUNG! His hair is amazing and not a total fail. The hat attached to his shoulder needs to go, but other than that boy is looking DAMN good and surely has spent countless hours between the sheets with those cow Korean stylists. DJ is looking massively better in this picture.

JH ... what the fuck did you do to your hair? Why would you sit in that chair, stare at yourself in the mirror, and keep your mouth shut when you saw what they were doing to you? How did you not cry?

BEAST still has a seriously long way to go, even though it's getting slightly better. Employ me, boys. You'd be radiating pure sex 24/7.

TKPA

I Can't Get Enough of Jun Hyung's Voice

Seriously, it's so damn amazing. And deep. And raspy. And sounds like rough, primal sex.

I kind of don't care that his Engrish is something awful. I mean, it's really awful. For the longest time I thought that in the beginning of "Bad Girl" he said this:

We got a loose cruise sound / Now we teck this on / So BE!

When he really says:

We got a new school sound / Now we take this song / So BEAST!

His horrible Engrish is overlooked, though. Because with a voice like his, do you really think I'm going to be conversing with him? All he has to do is just speak in Korean and I will fall to my knees and beg him to have his way with me. It doesn't matter what he says. He could say, "My favorite color is blue," and I'll want him.

As long as he's talking (or swearing) in my ear in that raspy, raw sex voice, I will be a very, very happy woman.

But can we please work on the hair, boo?

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Du Jun: Really? I look like T.O.P? So ... does that mean I'm smolder-sexy too?

Dong Woon: Yeah, I may be a maknae but have you heard my voice? That's not maknae material.

Yo Seob: Don't tell DJ, but I stuck a rubber snake in his bed. He's going to freak!

AJ: Why are you making me hunch over? I'm already shorter than everyone else.

Hyun Seung: All right ... who pissed off the stylists?! Seriously, we look ridiculous.

Jun Hyung: What the fuck is up with your hair, bro?

TKPA

Damn It, I Knew This Would Happen

I knew that one day, eventually, after listening to "Bad Girl" and several other BEAST songs repeatedly that the gravitational force that is Jun Hyung's voice would pull me in.

Damn it. I can't believe I'm admitting this ... but I'm kind of wanting Jun Hyung. You know how I feel about his hair and the ridiculous shaved pattern-crap that only Eight Pack Abs Jay can pull off. I hate it but I know it's not entirely his fault. His evil cow of a stylist is partly to blame for that.

But his deep, raspy, sex-laden voice is something I want to hear in my ear. Obscene, broken Engrish, dirty talk from JH. Yes, that is exactly what I want from him. That voice can make me forget about the heinous hair for the time being. I'm not at full-on want ... yet. I know if I keep listening to their damn songs, by the end of the week I'll be wanting him bad.

Listen to "Mystery" (here). Yeah, you'll definitely know which is his voice. (By the way, they say "ain't no girl." Important fact to know.)

Damn you, JH.

TKPA

Yo Seob, I Just Want to Bear Hug You

And never, ever let you go.

You're too freaking adorable for your own damn good. Yes, in the above picture you look ... almost ... sexy. That's a nice little change from the adolescent, happy-go-lucky, trouble-maker vibe you just ooze during your stage presence. I really just want to hug you and laugh and crack jokes. Who cares if we more than likely will have a language fail?

Laughter is universal.

And since I feel this way about you and I'm about 96% sure I will never have lustful feelings toward you ... I'm placing you in The Party Boys. Congrats, buddy!

Yo-Yo is such a freaking cutie in this clip (with AJ) and in this clip (with Du Jun).

TKPA

Jun Hyung and Dong Woon: Voices of Sex

I haven't talked about BEAST lately, because I'm still not feeling them entirely. I mean, they're okay during live performances, not amazing. But they're rookies, so it's okay. I do listen to repeatedly and dance around to "Bad Girl." All the time.

And I mean all the time. I listen to it just as much as I listen to MBLAQ's "Oh Yeah." That's a lot, because I adore my rookie lovelies.

While I'm still not feeling them as a whole, there are certain members that I do like. And surprisingly, Jun Hyung is one of those members.

Unsurprisingly, so is Dong Woon.

Do you know why? It's because of their voices.

They're raspy and kind of remind me of how they'd sound after going to a concert or riding a rollercoaster fifty millions times. Can you imagine their raspy voices letting out sex grunts?

Thinking of that glorious sound is enough for me to love them. I might not dig their style, but oh hell, do I dig their voices. It isn't as deep and oh-my-God-I-want-you-so-fucking-bad as Sex God's voice, but it still makes me want them.

And you know that once I start wanting an idol, his presence on the blog is flaunted harder than Sex Apprentice's abs.

Welcome JH and DW! I'll have some nicknames and categories for you shortly!

Click here and really pay attention to the raspy sex that laces their voices.

TKPA

FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!

This is so God-awful that I want to cry, fly to South Korea, track down Hyun Seung, pull out a pair of scissors and a box of hair dye, and fix this montrosity that an evil, corrupt stylist calls a hairstyle.

NO! NO! NO!

FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!

Do these stylists get paid next to nothing? Are they ticked off about their lack of pay that they decide to take it out on these poor, defenseless boys? I mean, seriously what the fuck is this?

A three year old could cut his own hair better!

And are the two pink-orange chunks of hair necessary? He already has the worst bowl cut in the history of bowl cuts, and a ridiculous red hair color. He needs that little bit of extra LOL-factor to his hair?

Why on Earth would someone do this to him? Did you mouth off to the stylist before you went to your hair appointment, Hyun Seung? Never fuck with someone who does your hair.

TKPA

I Don't Have a Problem With BEAST, I Have a Problem With Their Stylists

I really do like "Bad Girl." Seriously, I love it. And I'll hand to to BEAST that all of them have some sick choreography.

But I just cannot get over their appearance, in which I literally laugh slightly underneath my breath, shake my head, and think, "Really?"

Seriously, their stylist needs to be shot. It's so horrible. I don't get how some say that MBLAQ's style is awful (which it is), but then credit BEAST on theirs? Um ... Yo Seob was wearing a freaking beaded hat in the teaser video! How is that not heinous?

I have bones to pick with some of them. Like Jun Hyun. He's not a bad looking guy, I could one day see myself being attracted to him ... but what the HELL is with the hair?

The only idol that can get away with shaved patterns in his head is Park Jaebeom, and dear JH, you are not him. Plus, in the beginning for the MV of "Bad Girls," you totally look like a version of Master GD in "Gara Gara Go." And that is blasphemy as there can only be one GD. I don't blame you, though. Really I don't. I blame your moronic stylist for doing this to you.

I feel bad for you, Hyun Seung. Your haircut is similar to a 1960s go-go dancer. I swear all you need is a peace sign and flower painted on your damn cheek, some strobe lights, and vinyl platform boots and you would be an extra in an Austin Powers movie.

Again, it isn't your fault. It's your idiotic stylist. Because in some parts of the MV, your hair looks good. There's some product in it, making it a bit shaggy and uncleanly. It actually looks really good like that, but for ninety percent of the time, it does not. And the ninety percent is what actually counts, not the ten.

Yo-Yo ... I want your hair to be dark. I've said it a million times: Asians do not look good with platinum hair. And you're no Master GD, Yo-Yo. While you look like such a cute little kid and you have a great voice ... ugh, no. No blonde.

I'm sorry. It just is not working for me. I want to smack your evil stylist upside the damn head for ruining your hair follicles and damaging your beautiful, beautiful Asian hair. Please dye it back as soon as possible, boo!

I don't have any problems with Dong Woon. Zero. He's perfect, don't change a thing.

All I can say about you DW is THANK GOD YOU ARE EIGHTEEN! I feel less guilty/Mrs. Robinson now.

And I also really love my Back-up Boy, Du Jun, who looks so extraordinarily similar to Sex God. Give him a few more years to finely tune his smolder-stare. He's already done an excellent job by just existing. I wonder if he practices in the mirror.

I will not forget to mention/gush over AJ this time. He's so gorgeous and I really want his body, but The K-Pop Junkie laid claim to him and I allowed it. That's okay, I can still put him in Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy and it'll be allowed.

I know I'm being a little too hard on these boys. I do really like them and I can't wait to see what they do in the future. But I hate their stylists because I think they're trying too hard. You know what I do love about these boys, though? Their teeth. They're all perfect and so white and pearly. Just amazing!

Check out the MV for "Bad Girl." It's good, I love it. I just try not to pay attention to what the hell they're wearing.

Don't cry, Yo-Yo. I'll love you all entirely one day.

TKPA

I Might Have Forgotten About You, AJ

It's just that I was so preoccupied with MBLAQ debuting and Joon showing off his abs, and the anticipation of the King of Foreplay's new single, and successfully creating Sex God ringtones ... I did forget to show you the proper newbie love.

Because man do I love your abs, AJ.

I'd like to take a moment of silence to appreciate this ...

It's like your abs have outer abs, and they just ripple in the most orgasmic way possible. And that vein popping out of your shoulder ... mmm. Normally, I'm not a vein girl. They kind of creep me out when there are several protruding out of a forearm, but I don't discredit them entirely. I will gladly accept your vein, and any other potential veins you might have.

Thank you for being a gym rat. I promise I'll show you more love and attention in the future.

TKPA