Jun Hyung is a Bad Ass

Total bad ass.

The kind of bad ass that will hook up with you whenever the hell he feels like it, not call you the next morning, or the next night, or even in the next week. And when you decide to "get over him" and date some other, non-bad ass, he'll promptly show up to whatever restaurant the non-bad ass has taken you to with a baseball bat, where he will then proceed to smash every window in the non-bad ass' car.

Because once you fuck Jun Hyung, you do not fuck any other man. You are his. Case closed.

Okay, that's more of like a complete douchbag and not really the type of guy you want to end up with and have kids with, but he will be one of those naughty little secrets you keep tucked away in your Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy box. You know, the one you're going to use when you're forty and sex in your marriage is kind of lame now. You'll always remember the night that JH showed up at the restaurant, bashed in non-bad ass' windows, came into the place, grabbed you by the hand, and dragged you out the door to the nearest alleyway where you just went at it like a bunch of wild animals.

BEAST with two backs, to be exact.

Sure, when you're older and not horny, you'll remember what a dick he was and how you're glad you married a boring, non-bad ass dude. But trust that when you least expect it, you'll be imagining JH above you rather than the guy you married.

Just try to remember the good times when your daughter brings home JH 2.0. And maybe take a few sedatives.

TKPA