Five Reasons Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

If you didn't see it in theaters ... what is wrong with you? If it was not available in your country you are forgiven. If it was, you have no excuse!

So buy the DVD March 16th!

Reason #1 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

Uh, hello?! RAIN AND SEX APPRENTICE SHIRTLESS 88% OF THE MOVIE! That's pretty much my whole selling point, but if you aren't convinced, I guess I'll have to check your temperature and try to come up with some more reasons.

Reason #2 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

It's Engrish galore. My ears wanted to explode with the pure orgasmic overdose in the theater. And Sex Apprentice speaking Engrish is hilarious. "You shouldn't do that." He can tell me that any day. Yes, he can.

Reason #3 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

Joon's big ass ears and shaved head are just full of WIN.

Think of it this way ... you might laugh at how big they are, but in the words of the #1 Personal Blog Stalker, @cjcdae, those babies give you something to grab onto.

Reason #4 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

It's actually a really good movie. Yes, it's very bloody and very violent. But if you go in expecting that, then you'll be okay. Then again, if you're dead set against action/violent movies, you can always just fast forward through to all the shirtless scenes.

Reason #5 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

You cannot call yourself a true fan of K-Pop if you do not support our beloved Rain and Joon. You just cannot.

So, uh ... are you going to mark your calendar for MARCH 16TH or do I have to be obnoxious in constantly reminding you?

TKPA