Junkyard? Taeyang? I So Would

A long time ago I said that for the one and only King of Foreplay, I would have sex in a rat-infested alley. I still back that statement up one-hundred percent, but there is a new place that KoF can have me with zero complaints.

I know for a fact there are many broken down, pieces of junk that used to be classified as a vehicle, rotting away in a junkyard. And although it might not be the cleanest and most sanitary place in the world, I don't care as long as Tae is looking directly into my eyes (because, you know, we're the same height), and takes off his shirt. The man can get me to do anything if he does that. No, seriously.

And how could you say no to him if he asks for it? What are you going to say? "No, I will not have sex in this garbage dump of a place you brought me to." Yeah, say that and the KoF will have you replaced with another, more loyal subject in two seconds flat. Pick and choose your battles, ladies. He will remember this and be grateful, and if you give no complaints, I'm sure he'll even help you shower later.

So, sex in a shady junkyard and a shower, which if I were to play my cards right I could get him sweat-soaked afterward yet again? Uh, yeah, I so would. There's no question about it. Master GD? Fuck no. He has to book a penthouse suite. Sex God? Okay, he will have to find the cleanest alley possible, but I will give him bitchface Jokwon style were he to even suggest a junkyard.

Only for you, King of Foreplay. You know how much I love taking care of that Royal Scepter of yours. I also know that I am in your top five of women who can polish it to your exceedingly high standards.

TKPA