Rain is the Biggest Badass

Well, duh. Anyone who listens to K-Pop can tell you that. We know what power our men possess.

Last night at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, our luscious Rain took home the award for Biggest Badass Star for his role in Ninja Assassin. So happy for him! If anyone truly deserved it, it was him.

His acceptance speech was so awkward and adorable, and I still am not sure as to why he didn't take of his shirt and give everyone a little ab flash when talking about how he had to work out. His Engrish made up for it.

Oh, and the fact that he looked absolutely gorgeous too.

What is not cool is the little write-up Adam Rosenberg did on Rain's win. Quite frankly, it ticked me off just a bit.

Before I sign off for the night, I want to give a shout to one of the big surprises: Rain, who won Biggest Badass Star for his unbelievably physical performance in "Ninja Assassin." The movie isn't great film or anything, but it's a seriously good time and that's largely due to the great helpings of beatdown Rain passes around throughout. His acceptance speech falls a little flat, but give the guy a break-- he's a HUGE superstar in Asia, but English isn't his first language. I think he came off as totally affable and appreciative for the honor he received.

Um ... okay, I want to kick this person for saying it isn't a great film. Sure, it won't be grabbing any Oscar nominations, but I think the plot, as well as the acting, was entertaining and it was a legitimately good movie. He redeems himself a bit by acknowledging the fact that Rain is an Asian God, but dude ... no one can make fun of nor touch upon an idol's Engrish except for their English speaking fans.

Got it?

Congratulations to Rain!

TKPA

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

Evil

Just plain evil.

Yes, I sometimes might like my men pretty (Leeteuk ring a bell?). But Teuk has never been MANLY sexy only to transform into dainty transgendered pretty. No, he's always been a bit transgendered pretty.

Rain, on the other hand ...

Evil cows.

TKPA

This is Cruel and Unusual Punishment

What the ...

This is just wrong. So wrong.

It looks photoshopped. Like that feminine head and full head of salon-styled hair does not belong on our blood-soaked assassin with abs for days.

I can't even look at the glimpse of pubes. The hair on his actual head is too distracting.

WHY OH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO RAIN, EVIL COWS?

Ugh, I hate you. But props to making him shirtless.

TKPA

How Could You, Papa Rain?

Rumor has it that my MBLAQ babies have a strict rule when it comes to the opposite sex:

They can meet girls, they just can't date them.

What the hell is that about, Rain? I'm totally blaming you for this. You're inhibiting Sex Apprentice's and Lips of Sex's natural, radiating sex factor. And keeping Antonio Jung celibate is unnatural and just plain wrong.

They're young. They're in their prime and you're completely destroying that prime. I mean, if you really don't want them hooking up with random girls just for the hell of it, then supply them with prostitutes that you know don't have any STDs and put them up in a penthouse for the night with bodyguards outside the door. Or make them wear condoms so you don't have some underaged girl saying she's carrying Joon's baby. Take the necessary precautions, but don't deprive them.

All I'm saying, Papa Rain, is that I think you're being a bit too harsh right now with your babes. I think you can ease up a bit on the whole living-like-a-monk rule you've established.

However, if you parade around shirtless, I might consider forgiving you.

TKPA

Five Reasons Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

If you didn't see it in theaters ... what is wrong with you? If it was not available in your country you are forgiven. If it was, you have no excuse!

So buy the DVD March 16th!

Reason #1 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

Uh, hello?! RAIN AND SEX APPRENTICE SHIRTLESS 88% OF THE MOVIE! That's pretty much my whole selling point, but if you aren't convinced, I guess I'll have to check your temperature and try to come up with some more reasons.

Reason #2 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

It's Engrish galore. My ears wanted to explode with the pure orgasmic overdose in the theater. And Sex Apprentice speaking Engrish is hilarious. "You shouldn't do that." He can tell me that any day. Yes, he can.

Reason #3 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

Joon's big ass ears and shaved head are just full of WIN.

Think of it this way ... you might laugh at how big they are, but in the words of the #1 Personal Blog Stalker, @cjcdae, those babies give you something to grab onto.

Reason #4 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

It's actually a really good movie. Yes, it's very bloody and very violent. But if you go in expecting that, then you'll be okay. Then again, if you're dead set against action/violent movies, you can always just fast forward through to all the shirtless scenes.

Reason #5 Why You Should Buy Ninja Assassin on DVD

You cannot call yourself a true fan of K-Pop if you do not support our beloved Rain and Joon. You just cannot.

So, uh ... are you going to mark your calendar for MARCH 16TH or do I have to be obnoxious in constantly reminding you?

TKPA

To Get You Through the Weekend

Mmmm ... Rain.

Isn't this just beautiful? Those abs and hip dips are divine. I can't decide which part of his body I want to lick and kiss first.

Bicep? Tricep? Forearm? Abs? Outer abs? Outer-outer abs? Hip dips? Something hiding in his pants?

I guess I'll just have to bounce around and switch the order up. Keep him on his toes.

Have a great weekend!

PS--Go see Ninja Assassin (if it's available in your country) this weekend. I saw it and it's amazing. Very violent and bloody, but Rain did an amazing job, as well as Joon. Awesome movie. Go see it!

TKPA

I Want It to Rain

I want it to Rain on me. And no, that has nothing to do with money being tossed around in a club. By "Rain on me" I mean the purest form of rain, from Rain, rolling down his gorgeous face and dripping off his jaw, gravity taking place and landing on me.

Oh, yes.

I don't know why I want him so bad lately. I think it's a good combination of anticipating Ninja Assassin and all of the shirtless, drool-worthy, I-fucking-want-you-so-bad-it's-excruciatingly-unbearable-for-me-to-sit-here moments (because there will be plenty), as well as the fact that he's been popping up in the news more as of late due to MBLAQ's debut.

I actually don't care what the reason is. I want this man. I want this man something hardcore.

I want him in the shower, naked. I want him in my bed, naked. I want him in his bed, naked. I want him on the kitchen table, naked. I want him on the living room floor, naked. I want him on the balcony, naked. I want him in the backseat of the car, naked. I want him in a fucking airplane bathroom, naked. I want him in public. I want him in private. I want him now. I want him tomorrow. I want him in every fucking country on the planet. Hell, I even want him on the moon.

And you know what? I will even fucking take him fully clothed. Because I know what exists underneath those clothes and what will be awaiting me as soon as we set foot in the door. Seriously, we won't even have a chance to take off our shoes before I rip the man's shirt off and jump on him, wrapping my legs around his waist and excited, muffled moans escaping his lips.

Blame it on the chest pops and the close-up of the crotch during his dance cover of "Oh Yeah." The only thing I did not like about it is that he is sweating, and I am not underneath him to catch the fallen drops.

Damn you, Rain. DAMN YOU.

TKPA

Please, Bow Your Head

And take a moment of silence to appreciate the spectacular body that the K-Pop Gods have sent down from their Heavenly lair and blessed us with in the form of Rain. (Yes, they are somewhat old, but that doesn't detract from the hotness of them).

This is just perfect.

WTF? Are those gills or muscles-unknown-to-man?

Oh, I cannot wait until November 25th, when I will be sitting in the theater watching Rain kick ass while shirtless and ripped. I think it'll be the gravy on top of my mashed potatoes (seeing as how it's the day before Thanksgiving and I am obsessed with my parents' homemade mashed potatoes and gravy. It's a very fitting comparison).

And as I am typing this right now, the sky is overcast. Rain, Rain, never go away.

Hey, I had to do at least one weather reference.

TKPA

Meat Market

Good Lord, Rain baby!

I mean, I can’t think of anything to write in regards to your beautiful, rock hard, luscious, abs-I-want-to-eat-kimchi-off-of body. It’s like you have an eight pack, and then you have outer abs surrounding that eight pack, and then outer abs surrounding your outer abs. And your biceps … oh my God, your biceps are fucking amazing. I want to just take a moment to point out your full, pouty lips that I want all over my body.

I am going to go buy my ticket for Ninja Assassin right now because (I believe) this was taken during production, and Rain is guaranteed to be shirtless for a good amount of scenes. Hell yes I will be in that theater if this is what I get to look forward to for two hours!

Enough of my rambling, it’s time to rate him!

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I’ve seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

I am giving him a 10. Just perfect, boo. Perfect, perfect 10.

END RESULT: Rain came out triumphant with a solid 9. Fantastic, boo.

TKPA

Hello, Joon's Abs - Part II

I know I posted something earlier in regards to Joon's abs, but I stumbled upon much, much, much hotter, clearer, and closer pictures. And you can never get enough of a daily dose of abs, correct?

Sex face

A shot of abs and jaw, for your viewing pleasure:

You've clearly done Rain proud. Good job, Joonie. I still don't know where to put you, as I need more of you to determine. I can't mark you as Friends with Benefits yet, because what if you totally give me nothing but a BFF vibe down the road? Just be patient, though. You can cuddle with me until I've found you a deserving spot in my heart/dirty mind.

This was an extremely pointless post, I realize. Yet you read it anyway.

TKPA

Insert Corny Reference to Weather Here

Please do not stalk my IP address and hunt me down to punch me in the face (or worse) when I admit that I never initially found Rain attractive.

......

Have you found my location yet?

Seriously, I was never attracted to him. The whole shaggy-hair-look never suited him. I hate that hairstyle in general, but it looked particularly odd on Rain. That is until I saw/read this article by omgkpop.

Yeah, ten times hotter with that hairstyle, which makes me incredibly thankful that hairstyles can be fixed and altered to produce the desired, sex god effect.

Thanks to the folks at omgkpop for changing The K-Pop Addict's mind!

PS -- He's also single. Fan girls rejoice.

TKPA

I Need a Rundown on MBLAQ

I know this has been news for a while, and this promo shot has circulated the internet for a while, but I never really paid much attention to it. Partly because it's a boy group assembled by Rain, and also because it's another boy group and I really don't need to go all fan-girl on them.

But after seeing the newly released teaser poster on Allkpop.com, I need to know the facts on these boys.

Who are you, man wearing red?

And by "facts," I mean, "the guy in the red track suit that has abs like a freaking washboard and slightly lowered-on-one-side waistline revealing parts of untouched-by-the-sun flesh."

Either comment or hit me up on Twitter.

TKPA