I Love It When Idols Get Dirty

And not like sexually dirty, because rarely ever happens unless it's BIGBANG. I am talking about filthy dirty. It feels like 2PM has been doing that a lot lately. (Remember this? And this?)

I'm late on everything now, so I know you've all seen, spazzed, and drooled over 2PM's new MV "Without U." Oh, I love the dirtiness of it all. The black rain, the soaking wet clothing ... it really is the perfect male idol music video.

I take that back. It'd be perfect if they were all shirtless. Or naked, but beggars can't necessarily be choosers. So, I'll take a little half-naked in the rain action if it is ever offered. (Hint, hint JYP!)

Before I continue, I have to take a moment to say DAMN, JUNSU!!!!!

Oh, bb. I never knew your arms were so ripped. It kind of surprised me, to be honest. Seeing the agony/anger in your face as you sing your little heart out, in the black rain, soaking wet in a black tank top ... D-A-M-N. I am really glad I stuck you in the Friends With Benefits category forever ago. I knew that eventually I'd have some lustful feelings for you, where you just do it for me for a short period of time. And on another note, there is a TKPA nickname for you now. Stay tuned for that.

And WooyoUNF. Your arms are pretty damn sex too. Where have you been hiding those babies?

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHED AT SEXY BEAST TAEK'S FACE.

Are you orgasming or about to go into battle?

TKPA

Another Sex Apprentice Angry-Sex Face

This time he's biting his lip.

And looking hella scrumptious while doing so. That look on his face?

Yeah, he totally just smacked your ass, leaving behind a red Sex Apprentice-shaped handprint, right before saying, "Fuck yeah, go wait in bed for me, baby. I'll be in soon to bust your fucking headboard."

Oh, I'll be fucking waiting for you all right.

I've never pointed it out before, but damn does Joonie have a wide torso. Isn't that just Heaven? More surface area for you to run your tongue and lips all over.

Yes, I'm down there. I really need to find this man a category.

Damn.

TKPA

Hello, Joon's Abs - Part II

I know I posted something earlier in regards to Joon's abs, but I stumbled upon much, much, much hotter, clearer, and closer pictures. And you can never get enough of a daily dose of abs, correct?

Sex face

A shot of abs and jaw, for your viewing pleasure:

You've clearly done Rain proud. Good job, Joonie. I still don't know where to put you, as I need more of you to determine. I can't mark you as Friends with Benefits yet, because what if you totally give me nothing but a BFF vibe down the road? Just be patient, though. You can cuddle with me until I've found you a deserving spot in my heart/dirty mind.

This was an extremely pointless post, I realize. Yet you read it anyway.

TKPA

2PM's Junsu is Uncategorized

I love every member of 2PM. Slightly less than I love every member of Super Junior, but there's still love there.

Junsu makes me smile just looking at his face. I want to hug him.

It's weird that I don't have any dirty, highly inappropriate to be writing about, thoughts pertaining to this man. I mean, he isn't in the BFF category of Jokwon where I marvel over the body but keep it strictly friendship, and he definitely isn't in the Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy category alongside fellow member Chansung and Taeyang.

I'm having a hard time placing you, lovely. And it's bothering me. I'm sorry, really I am. One day I'll find the best possible category for you, even if I have to make one up. If this truly bothers you and impacts your ability to carry on throughout your day, functioning normally, and keeps you awake at night, tossing and turning ... well, I guess you can come cuddle next to me. It's the least I can do.

What category should Junsu be placed in? An existing one or does this delicious piece of man deserve to have his own?

TKPA