Meat Market

Remind me to pay a little more attention to newbies Dalmatian. Because if any of them have what Inati has ... oh there will be some serious rearranging of ranks in my heart.

What can I say except for ... flawless. Simply flawless.

I know it's a little dark, but with abs like that you do not need to see anything. You treat those marvelous little mounds of solid muscle like Braille. Feel your way toward euphoria.

This newbie receives a perfect 10. Welcome to the blog, Inati. You'll fit in quite well here!

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Inati will be judged. You have until midnight!

TKPA

Meat Market

Well, hello there, GD flesh! I've been waiting a long amount of time to see you in all your defined glory. And considering it's been twenty-two (or twenty-three in Korea) years since you blessed the world with your presence, I figured today would be the most fitting day to finally include you in the Meat Market.

You get a solid ten. Simply because I said so.

What do you think? Granted he doesn't have rock-hard abs of the likes of Taeyang, but there are some pecs on that boy's body, and you can clearly see in the shadow of the skankoid whom I cropped out, some abs.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Master GD will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: G Baby ended up with an 8! Not too shabby!

TKPA

Meat Market

Oh, sweet mother of God ...

Why is it always the Christian, no-premarital, tightly-wound-with-morals men that have the best bodies? I mean, really. If you think about it, it isn't very Christian-like to go around, parading your rippling abs and rock hard pecs, making girls think unholy, all while giving a brooding, sexy-laced stare that is guaranteed to send anyone who lusts after it condemned to eternal damnation, complete with fire and brimstone.

I'm going to K-Pop Hell, anyway, so I will be giving Abmighty Shisus a solid 10 and I will also bring this picture along with me on my journey to my jail cell in Hell.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Abmighty Shisus will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Shisus ended up with a 9.57 ... which rounds up to 9.6, which rounds up to 10. If he received anything less, it'd be blasphemy.

TKPA

Meat Market

I realize this is your actual, first time appearing on the blog, Changmin. It's nice to meet you. It's nice to meet your abs.

Okay, I'm going to keep this short because ... well ... you might not like my rating and the reasoning behind it.

I give him a 5. Simply because the face does not do it for me. At all. Seriously, I would really like a paper bag. Remember, you see the face more than you see the body. A TKPA timeless truth. I'm nothing if not honest.

Maybe you'll be nicer to Changmin than I am.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Changmin will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Changmin came out with a 6. Such a shame.

TKPA

Meat Market

Hello, Seulong. I'm sorry I do not pay you and your abs enough attention on the blog. That will most definitely change from here on out.

I'm giving you a 7, simply because you're at an angle and I cannot get the full benefit of perversion from it.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better

5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion


END RESULT: Seulong came out with a 7. Not bad, but it could have been better!



TKPAYou know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Seulong will be judged. You have until midnight!

Meat Market

Well, hello there, Mr. Happy's abs!

It's really nice to meet you!

But as nice as it is to know you exist, I have to give you a 4. You must understand it's nothing against you, it's just that I can't look at your owner in a NC-17 way.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me

3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Dae-Dae will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Mr. Happy came out with a 7! Good job!
TKPA

Meat Market

WHO KNEW?!

Who knew that Leeteuk had abs? Well, I did. I just knew he had to, but I wanted proof. I guess I can cross this off the list of things I need to find out, right?

I wanted to post about this the other day, but this seriously makes an awesome Meat Market post, because a lot of people would not be expecting this.

DAMN!!

Future hubby gets a 10 from me. No doubt about it.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me

3 – Ehh, I've seen better

5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Teuk will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Aw, my future hubby came out with an 8! Surprising, really!

TKPA

Meat Market

I love this. I know some people don't like the Smiling Sex Slave maknae but I do.

It's just surprising to me. On the surface, he's hyper and all over the place. But underneath that annoying exterior awaits this sex-machine-in-training.

Seungri, you get an 8 from me today.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me

3 – Ehh, I've seen better

5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, 3S will be judged. You have until midnight!

TKPA

Meat Market

Damn, damn, damn!

SEXY BEAST TAEK HAS ABS! And not just any ol' ordinary abs. Like hardcore ripping of abs. That's the best kind. (Are those some outer abs too?)

You know my rating. And you know I have to do it. C'mon ... shipjeom manjeom shipjeom!

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, SBT will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Again, I am closing this early. Why? Because Sexy Beast Taek has a freaking perfect 10. There's no need to keep this open any longer.

TKPA

Meat Market

Sex Apprentice was chosen today not only because it's the day of his movie debut, but also because the poor baby has been diagnosed with H1N1. Which means we cannot lust over his abs until he recovers from it and the ankle injury. (Are you doing this to punish us, Sex Apprentice?)

I give him a perfect 10, because every time he lifts that shredded shirt and gives that cocky grin, I fall in love with him all over again. TKPJ gives the abs a 9. If only you could see the look I just gave her.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Joonie will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Joon came out with a perfect 10!

TKPA

Meat Market

He might be the biggest diva in K-Pop, but Jokwon sure has one helluva body.

I give him an 8, because really ... with all those clothes on, it's hard to tell what his body looks like. Without the clothes? It's more of like a shock jaw-drop than a lustful jaw-drop.

Regardless, it's a jaw-dropper.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Jo-Jo will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: I don't really see this changing, unless a bunch of you start voting tens. Jo-Jo has been at 7 all day. The numbers behind the decimal might have changed, but he's still a 7. Not bad, not bad.

TKPA

Meat Market

Oh, King of Foreplay. How I love you. And your body.

Mostly I love you, though. But your body is in extremely close second.

I'm sorry to do this to you, Tae-Tae ... but I'm giving you an 8 today. My reasons are quite justified though. Yes, you've seemed to ripped your shirt off, and yes, you look like you're about to bust my headboard. Yes, your biceps are glorious and your pecs are rock hard ...

But ... you didn't rip enough of your shirt to my liking. It's still covering your abs. You only have one hip dip showing. It's borderline unacceptable, but you're the King so I have to worship you no matter what you do.

Under any other circumstances, you are a 10. However, in today's Meat Market, in this picture alone, you are an 8.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me

3 – Ehh, I've seen better

5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, King of Foreplay will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Tae-Tae ended up with a 9.5 ... which, if I were to round to the nearest whole number, it'd be a perfect 10. Like I expected any different from the King.

TKPA

Meat Market

Oh. My. God.

Do I really have to say anything? I mean, are you going to read this? Are you even reading this right now? I doubt it. I think you're more focused on that eight pack, and those cutting hip dips, and those pecs, and that bulging vein running down his huge bicep, and the angry yet sexy stare that he's giving the camera.

Of course you aren't reading this.

I give him a 10. And if I really have to explain why I'm giving him a 10, then you need to go to the DMV and change your license to say that you are legally blind.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

I'm expecting a lot of "shipjeom manjeome shipjeom" comments on this one.

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Eight Pack Abs Jay will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: I know there is still another half an hour 'til it closes, but I received only four nines. The rest have been 10. It's safe to say that Jay is a solid 10. Shipjeom manjeome Shipjeom!

TKPA

Meat Market

Hello, Jong Kook.

Hello, Jong Kook's rippling abs, hip dips, bulging biceps, and happy trail leading to an area of flesh that should never be exposed and captured by a camera, because it makes fan girls' heads explode and lots of angry and exasperated, "WHY COULDN'T YOUR PANTS BE LOWER?!"

Seriously, just one inch lower. Just one more freaking inch. And does it look like his pants are unbuttoned, or is that just his bulge giving the 3D-effect?

I give you a 10, baby.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I’ve seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, JK will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Jong Kook's final rating was 8.8. Not bad, not bad. 

TKPA

Meat Market

Good Lord, Rain baby!

I mean, I can’t think of anything to write in regards to your beautiful, rock hard, luscious, abs-I-want-to-eat-kimchi-off-of body. It’s like you have an eight pack, and then you have outer abs surrounding that eight pack, and then outer abs surrounding your outer abs. And your biceps … oh my God, your biceps are fucking amazing. I want to just take a moment to point out your full, pouty lips that I want all over my body.

I am going to go buy my ticket for Ninja Assassin right now because (I believe) this was taken during production, and Rain is guaranteed to be shirtless for a good amount of scenes. Hell yes I will be in that theater if this is what I get to look forward to for two hours!

Enough of my rambling, it’s time to rate him!

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I’ve seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

I am giving him a 10. Just perfect, boo. Perfect, perfect 10.

END RESULT: Rain came out triumphant with a solid 9. Fantastic, boo.

TKPA

New Category: Meat Market

I think this is going to be a weekly feature on the blog and any of the idols can be inducted into the category.

Meat Market basically is going to exploit to our benefit a gorgeous man showing off his abs/biceps/pecs/hip dips/any other body part. And we're going to rate them on a scale of 1-10. One being, "Eh, I've seen better." Ten being self-combustion.

Any idol that is photographed showing skin has the opportunity to be the weekly drool-over-object, specifically on here to cater to our NC-17 fantasies. And I know you have a lot of them. And I know that I do not help suppress them, more like encourage them.

Wednesday is going to be the first ever Meat Market post, and while it would be amazing for me to sit online all week and stalk male idols revealing naked flesh, I cannot do that. My brain would explode and my eyes would begin to bleed. So I need your help with this. If you stumble across any photos blessed by the K-Pop Gods, email them to me and I will file them away and they'll be used in the upcoming weeks.

Thanks to @shortney for suggesting a category where we rate/exploit idols!

EDIT: Originally this was supposed to be on Thursday, but I moved it to Wednesday as the standard Friday weekend posts are a little similar to this. Also, for the entire day, you can either comment or tweet a rating of what you think the man in question deserves. At midnight (or the next day, depending on my schedule) I'll update the post with his final rating. After that the "polls will be closed," so to speak. Don't forget to either tweet or email me who you think should be featured for the next MM. You can do it whenever!

TKPA