2PM + Inkigayo = Pure Sex

No, really. It was pure fucking sex.

I have to admit that I have never stayed up to watch Inkigayo live before, seeing as how it's at two in the morning in my time zone (three in the morning, before the time change). And then you have to include the hour of watching and spazzing, and then an hour wind-down period afterward ... damn. It's worth it, though. So damn worth it.

2PM had their comeback stage. It was just ... I'm still speechless. Instead of words I just have a longing and the urge to cage Sexy Beast Taek like the wild, savage animal he is and then just unleash him in my bedroom. SBT aside (for now, anyway) ... damn were those boys the TKPA definition of pure sex. I mean that.

If you did not find their entire stage presence unbearably sexy, if you didn't wish that you could just rip their clothes off with your mind,  then you're insane.

Just check out the intro:

I love how they bust through the ice. That's ice, not glass. You can see the bits of water dripping off of it, plus glass would not break like that. And ice is much easier to clean up than broken glass. They all looked amazingly angry-sexy busting through it, but do you know who did it best?

Beastly Maknae and Sexy Beast Taek.

Seriously, when I saw Beastly Maknae bust through that ice, I almost exploded. He has been majorly working for me as of late. Seeing raw passion like that from him ... damn, damn, damn. And I don't even think I need to get into Sexy Beast Taek and him busting through that, do I? He must have read this post the other day, in which I said that SBT could make the damn bed bust through the wall, because he sure proved me correct with the angry-sex face to the max. And he continued to look like pure, raw, angry-sex throughout the intro.

When they get into the actual performance ... okay, the microphones were very shitty. But I wasn't really paying attention to the sound quality, truthfully.

I'm just going to say that I am incredibly glad I stuck Junsu in the Friends with Benefits category, because I knew that one day I would lust after him just the proper amount to make me want him naked in my bed for a little booty call. I really am happy I didn't stick him in a brotherly-love type of category, because I'd feel disgusted having dirty thoughts about him.

As for Nichkhun ... my God I am glad he's my future baby daddy. Really, really glad. Although the whole pony-tail, schit tzu hairstyle crap needs to disappear and fast. Khun, lovely, please cut your hair short again. It looks ten times better on you. But ridiculous hair aside, you were looking phenomenal.

One more major, important thing that has to go ... the cheerleader pyramid. Seriously, what is that about? Really, JYP? Really? It's not enough that you actually approved these boys to wear polka-dot suits the first time around, but you actually made them do a freaking cheerleader pyramid? I have a feeling that someone in the K-Pop world is reading this, because SBT's "cobwebs" miraculously disappeared, as did the the polka-dot suits, after I ranted about them. So, now that I'm asking nicely for the the pyramid to just go down in the K-Pop history books as a major L-O-L factor, I expect it to happen. Make them do a few chest pops or hip thrusts instead. Much better.

I'm ridiculously biased with my boys, I know. Big Booty Junee and Wooyoung were looking like sex too. Feel free to spazz about them in the comments, I'll join you.

I'm going to stop writing now so I can watch their performance. Again and again and again and again ... wrong song, I know, but it still fits.

PS--If you didn't see it on Twitter last night, I found Sexy Beast Taek's bulge. You can see it HERE and HERE. You're welcome.

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