Sexy Beast Taek has found himself to be the first man inducted into the category Purely Animalistic. Just the name alone (which I bestowed upon him, so really it's all my fault) makes me want him. Sexy? Yes. Beast? Hell yes.
Even though some people believe that SBT looked like a complete dork in his pre-debut days, all I can say is that that is not dorky and if high school-SBT and high school-TKPA went to the same school, I'd definitely, definitely be crushing on him, secretly lusting after him but never saying anything because of the fear of rejection.
But thank God someone took that sexy dork and transformed him into a sexy beast.
SBT has made me think incredibly dirty about him as of late, and there's absolutely no way I'd want him to just be my baby daddy. No, I want his body and I want it repeatedly.
Nail-digging-into-skin, lower-lip-biting, furniture breaking, clothes ripping kind of want that only SBT can offer the female sex. Seriously, night after night after night of pure ecstasy and labored breathing, his deep voice slightly moaning in your ear ...
I need to stop writing this now. You get the point. Your imagination can take over now.
TKPA
We can be roomies together in the loony bin if ever you get too crazy. And with that imagination of yours, I'm sure you could write sex scenes starring yourself and SBT. I'll just edit out your name and add mine afterwards. :)
ReplyDelete"his deep voice slightly moaning in your ear ..." if this doesn't give anyone the chills, they're not human.
I planned on writing a big long post with this ... but after writing "his deep voice slightly moaning in your ear" ... I just couldn't do it without getting WAY too graphic and going past my limits.
ReplyDeleteBut I think I set it up very nicely for everyone else's imagination to kick into high gear.
Great timing, too. I'm about to take a power nap. lol.
ReplyDeletePleasant NC-17 dreaming!
ReplyDeleteStill not getting the vibe :( Someone enlighten me.
ReplyDeleteWHAT????
ReplyDeleteOh man, I'm going to do some YouTube stalking and send you videos. YOU'LL SEE.
@:: SIMPLY MAS :: what?? sorry but r u blind????
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ReplyDeleteI can only be convinced by reasoning.
@TKPA
You do that, bb. :D I'll be waiting
I am starting this comment so we can argue about this tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSince Taek is your Purely Animalistic then he can be in my Baby Daddy List. You can't argue that it doesn't make sense.
You don't want a child with him. I do. End of story. He is my Baby Daddy and you cannot chance that.
FINE.
ReplyDeleteHe can be your baby daddy.
BUT ONLY AFTER I AM DONE WITH HIM.
And that isn't going to happen for a long, long, longgggggg time!
HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYES I WIN, kinda.
I think you will be done with him fast because you have to have kids with like 10 people and get married to Tuek and still have kids with him.
Ahhh Taek. You are so hot with your amazing body and your pure sex voice when you rap. :)
Good thing this is in a the world of imagination otherwise it would be gross to share guys. No offense of course. It is just a rule. Lol
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
ReplyDeleteTeuk is willing to wait for me, okay?
And it isn't TEN guys. It's only THREE, and then one or two with Teuk, so at most that's five kids. Way better than the NINE previously.
AND I WILL NOT BE DONE WITH HIM FAST. I plan on being with that sexy beast wrapped in dork for as long as I can have him.
If this was in real life .... I'd still fight you for him, but if you won I'd back off. Because sharing guys is gross.
... unless there's like years in between, then it'd just be slightly awkward, but not like "EWWWWWWWWWW WE SLEPT WITH THE SAME DUDE IN A MONTH." You know?
Ok so you are at 3 right now until you add other groups. Plus you are only counting K-Poppers. What about the other famous men you have in mind? That shoots up the numbers.
ReplyDeleteSure Teuk will wait for you but you have a biological clock ticking. Better get a move on.
You can have him for a bit. I will have Tae-Tae while you are with Taek.
I agree years apart is okay as long as feeling were no longer felt. Otherwise it would be awkward.
If you won in real life I would back off as well. It is just how it goes.
Okay the only other non K-Popper I'd have a baby with is the Halfie because I want to know what our Quarter baby would look like. And there will be no other baby daddies added! There are plenty of other categories for these boys to fall into.
ReplyDeleteI'm twenty-one. I don't have to worry about my biological clock 'til I'm twenty-eight/twenty-nine. And there is also IVF if Teuk & I have a hard time. FACT.
And at least you'll have Tae-Tae to keep you occupied while I dirty it up with SBT.
Agrred, no feelings whatsoever.
I'm glad we could finally come to an understanding about this situation.
The Quarter baby would look cute. We shall see if you don't add another daddy in the future.
ReplyDeleteWay to change your mind on me with out telling me about the other famous men. lol
That is true about IVF.
I will be happy locked away with Tae-Tae :)
I am glad too. Now we don't have to yell at each other over all forms of communication!
You were the one yelling.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but Cristiano Ronaldo probably has diseases and not only would be pass them on to me, but he'd probably pass them on to the baby. Can't risk that.
And I think out of all the baby daddies (collectively, non K-Poppers as well) ... the Halfie would be my best chance at actually happening. Because I really don't think I'm going to be meeting/dating Sabby any time soon lol
I know there is much love for Taek around here, but he is like a second rate Sex God to me. TOP is the original dorky rapper. And even though Big Bang has been on a break my TOP bias will not be swayed by a toothy dorky beastly rapper who takes off his shirt and dripps smexiness.
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