My New BFF: Jokwon

It is one of my life goals to meet this man and befriend him. Others might want to wipe out world hunger, find the cure for cancer, or establish world peace. Not me. I'd be completely satisfied if Jokwon were my BFF.

I want to hug him. And go shopping with him.

Just imagine spending the day with him.

You'd meet up in the late morning/early afternoon, where you'd catch up over tea about the important things going on in your lives. You know ... work issues, love life or lack of one, the conversation you had with your mother about when you're going to get married and give her tons of grandbabies that she'll only come over to play with for like an hour, anyway.

Jokwon would probably be a better shopping companion than Kim Heechul, because while Heechul might tell you the brutal truth and thus shatter your self-esteem, Jokwon will deliver the blows gently and be quick to suggest something ten times more flattering for your figure. And seriously, he looks like he'd enjoy a good hour or two at the spa, getting a deep tissue massage and facial, mani and pedis immediately following. After the beautifying is complete, you'd end the night dining out at a fancy restaurant where you'll both be wearing the new ensembles you purchased earlier in the day, followed by a night out on the town.

Jokwon is the type of guy who would comfort you and make you laugh when you're crying over some douchbag-of-a-guy that broke your heart. He'd have no problem going to the video store and renting Steel Magnolias, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, and While You Were Sleeping (some of the biggest chick flick movies ever filmed), showing up at your place with pints of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food and Half Baked ice-cream, and a gigantic box of tissues. Yes, Jo-Jo would totally do all of that, as well as let you cuddle with him on the couch. However, he will drag your ass out of bed at an ungodly early hour the next morning and force you into the gym to burn off all the calories the ice-cream racked up. It's a good thing, though. Tell yourself that even if you feel like punching him in the face.

Because of his occupation, Jo-Jo knows pretty much everyone in the Korean entertainment industry, which means that after he's had enough of eating ice-cream with you, he'll hook you up with a fellow idol who deserves to be with you. You'll be backstage at major events and get special access into the recording studio that any fan-girl would envy you for. Not saying that this is a main factor at becoming Jokwon's BFF, but it's a nice little perk.

Another little perk? He has a fantastic body.

Please be my BFF, Jokwon.

Okay, that's a major perk, not a little one.

TKPA