I'm Friends with Seungri ... Friends with Benefits

This completely surprised even me. I didn’t really know Seungri had it in him, that he was capable of provoking such dirty thoughts out of the filthy black hole in my mind.

Oh, but he did. Kudos, Ri-Ri.

Yes, you’re the adorable little maknae of the group who is constantly hyper and bouncing off of every freaking surface, driving everyone insane. Some might find you to be annoying, but not me. I’d probably be bouncing off those surfaces with you, buddy. At first, you were just going to be placed in The Party Boys, because I didn’t really feel any sexual lust toward you.

And then … well, I made the mistake of watching “Strong Baby.”

Hey, sexy!

Yeah, you’re so in the Friends with Benefits category because holy shit did I want you so bad after watching that video. I have never seen you in a sexual light before, Ri-Ri. To say it was a “refreshing” change would be a complete understatement, for it was so speechless-sexy that I actually felt a little guilty for thinking of you in that way afterward.
 
Which is why you are the perfect FWB for me. Because our friendship is so close and we love spending time with each other, yet there is a very high amount of sexual tension between us when we go out for a friendly dinner. It takes an enormous amount of self-control on both parts to keep from flipping the table over and giving our fellow diners a show along with their meal. And then afterward, when we’re fully clothed and staring at each other awkwardly in an I-can’t-believe-we-just-did-that sort of way, we’ll swear that it was just a onetime thing and it’ll never happen again.

Until the next time we see each other, that is.

TKPA