11.02.2009

No Tricks, Just Treats

I love MBLAQ. I really do.

I love them so much that I'm only going to say a few, brief, incredibly dirty sentences about each picture. It's the least I can do for the rookies.

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SeungHo, your lips are so fucking gorgeous, I just want to suck on them. And lick them. And bite them. And nibble them. And kiss them. And have them all over my body, leaving saliva trails on my skin. Just saying, I would not mind a hickey from you. Not if they were left with those lips. And that fucking banana, boo? Just amazing.

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Oh, God ... Joon ... you look so good even fully clothed. Normally, I'd yell at any idol for covering up the body, but look at you. It's obvious that the oozing sex factor is there, it's just being contained. The reason I am so okay with you wearing clothes, is because I am currently  imagining you yanking off that jacket, throwing it on the floor, while I hurriedly try to pull your shirt off. See? I'm okay with clothing. It can always be removed.

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I love this picture of all the boys. Thunder looks surprisingly good in an arrogant, don't-necessarily-want-you-but-I-feel-like-I-should way. Mir  ... you totally look like the cute AV nerd that has the whole ugly duckling syndrome thing going on. I think it's the only time a woman has ever had a fantasy about a male librarian. SeungHo, I WANT. I WANT. I WANT. G.O your expression tells me this: "I know, I'm not wearing shades. I look ten fucking million times better, don't I?" The answer is Y-E-S. Joon, I fucking love you.

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And you know, even though Mir doesn't have a drool-worthy bod underneath that geek-chic look the stylist forced him to wear, he still looks pretty damn good. BUT DO YOU SEE JOON'S BICEP? Do you? Do you see how shredded it is? I'd arm wrestle you any day. And by "arm wrestle," I mean let-you-pin-me-down-to-the-bed. Of course I cannot forget my lovely SeungHo, who is working that wife-beater. I'd rather see him in those amazing pants, but I'll deal with this.

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I'm not even going to say anything, you won't even be reading, anyway. You're just focusing on Joon's abs, aren't you?

Aren't you?

I don't blame you.

TKPA

9 comments:

  1. ROFL @ UGLY DUCKLING SYNDROME! Joon and Mir, report to my bedroom. Stat.

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  2. lmao. damn howd you kno (talkin bout tha last comment)... seung ho looks mad delicate in tha photo wit the banana, kinda too delicate?

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  3. GAWD DAYUUUUM...nice 2 meet u Sex Joon's abs, i'm Ana. *UNF*

    And watch, give it some more months, Mir is starting to head that way too. Sueng Ho too, u just watch.

    And u r right. Joon looks good with clothes on, trust. Because you know, we ALL know,, wut lies underneath...

    And i'll admit, when u mentioned arm wrestling Joon, i imagined another sort of wrestling but i'm gonna exercise some restraint and hush now.

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  4. "I'm not even going to say anything, you won't even be reading, anyway. You're just focusing on Joon's abs, aren't you?"

    Oh Yeah. I did for 10 minutes straight. And my heart was beating so fast, I thought I was gonna pass the fuck out.
    Pardon my french, but I just want JOON to fuck me. Hard.
    I will lick those toned, sculpted chocolate abs of his until my tongue falls off.
    i want him to make those deep voice sex grunts of his like he's never made love before.
    And I wouldn't mind makin' love with him upside down. And you know what I fuckin' mean, when I say that.

    JOON. He brings the sex. Dirty sex.

    (sorry for being XXX rated. if this gets deleted, i wont have hard feelings. just sayin' wut i'm feeling.)

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  5. @ Neenr

    And we know how surprisingly aggressive Joon can be.....i did not think it was him shouting "G-O-O-D Love" till i saw it. And when i did, it got my well honed perverted thoughts rolling hard.

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  6. @ Ana Pana

    Mmmm...those grunts of his...
    This is what makes the panties fall off...
    Can I hear some J.O.O.N sex??

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  7. Oh man JOON!! That is why he is in my fantasies, because he has a freaken hot body that takes control in the whole picture. Who wouldn't stare at those lickable abs? oh god.

    After I stopped look at them and imagining him naked. I looked at Mir. Mmmhhhmm I really like his cute geeky ugly duckling pictures. He can come over any time he wants :)He looks like he wants to put on a shirt in the last picture. My poor baby he needs to go to the gym more so he isn't so self conscious around Joon. lol It is okay though I will take him with out defined abs. :)

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  8. Joon? Aggressive? Shouting? MUST. PASS. ALONG. VIDEO.

    Junkie, Mir doesn't look self-conscious. It looks like G.O is checking him out and Mir is trying to maintain his purity.

    And Thunder ... you need a tan, lovely.

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  9. " I think it's the only time a woman has ever had a fantasy about a male librarian."
    omg the thing you just sparked in my mind is- mmfff
    mir had been a total turn-off for me not too long ago [loved him at debut] but recently i've been admiring his charm keke

    but seriously- this is the most fun i've ever had reading a kpop blog xDDD your humor has the same taste of my late-macro/caption humor- i love it xD

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