For Those Who Cannot Participate

At midnight the trending topic for Sex God will start! I'm nervous and excited and curious to see how many people are going to join in on this. I emailed various sites/fellow bloggers with influential K-Pop power to spread the word, but it's really all up to you guys to make this happen!

I know that it will be early for some of you, or that some of you will be in school at the time we'll be doing this. I know you want to participate and you feel like you cannot because of the time difference.

But you can join in on the fun and help celebrate Sex God's birthday!

While it might not be an influential factor in making it a trending topic, it'll still show your love and support for him.

So HERE IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO:

After you've tweeted your message to T.O.P and included the hashtag, send me the link to the tweet (click on the link underneath the message, saying how long ago you tweeted it). It should be similar to THIS. Email me your links! Please include "T.O.P Birthday message" in the subject header!

If you aren't sure what I mean, check this out:

After clicking that link, email me the URL to that webpage!

I have a plan in mind and I'm going to have to talk to a few friends of mine to see if they're up for helping me out, but it will be a great way for those of you who want to participate to show the Big Boy that you worship him.

Please only send me one message!

I know a lot of you have begun tweeting with the hash-tag #happybdaytop already. Know that this will not impact trending topics in any way, but you can still send me your message to him and I'll get started on this now!

Thank you to everyone who retweeted the link and for all of those who have said they're going to support this! I think we'll be able to do it! =)

EDIT: Even if you did participate, send me your favorite (preferably kind of clean) tweet!
xox

The K-Pop Addict

The Resemblance is Uncanny

I think these two have a common relative. Seriously.

Super Junior's gorgeous, sexy, hilarious maknae, Kyuhyun:

MBLAQ's luscious rookie leader, SeungHo:

Different groups, different voices, different personalities.

But the hottie factor is on the same level.

TKPA

Narrating is Freaking Hard

Do you all realize how hard I wanted to laugh my ass off while reading these aloud? There are some mistakes and some long pauses. I apologize for that, but I had to stop to regain composure or else I would've had to start all over again.

Because it's one thing to write this filth ... but to actually say it out loud is another matter entirely.

Tae-Tae Ignited NC-17 Fantasies (read it here)

Leeteuk: My Baby Step-Daddy (read it here)

Sex God and Role Playing: A Fantastic Mix (read it here)

I Want It to Rain (read it here)

Enjoy!

TKPA

No Tricks, Just Treats

I love MBLAQ. I really do.

I love them so much that I'm only going to say a few, brief, incredibly dirty sentences about each picture. It's the least I can do for the rookies.

SeungHo, your lips are so fucking gorgeous, I just want to suck on them. And lick them. And bite them. And nibble them. And kiss them. And have them all over my body, leaving saliva trails on my skin. Just saying, I would not mind a hickey from you. Not if they were left with those lips. And that fucking banana, boo? Just amazing.

Oh, God ... Joon ... you look so good even fully clothed. Normally, I'd yell at any idol for covering up the body, but look at you. It's obvious that the oozing sex factor is there, it's just being contained. The reason I am so okay with you wearing clothes, is because I am currently  imagining you yanking off that jacket, throwing it on the floor, while I hurriedly try to pull your shirt off. See? I'm okay with clothing. It can always be removed.

I love this picture of all the boys. Thunder looks surprisingly good in an arrogant, don't-necessarily-want-you-but-I-feel-like-I-should way. Mir  ... you totally look like the cute AV nerd that has the whole ugly duckling syndrome thing going on. I think it's the only time a woman has ever had a fantasy about a male librarian. SeungHo, I WANT. I WANT. I WANT. G.O your expression tells me this: "I know, I'm not wearing shades. I look ten fucking million times better, don't I?" The answer is Y-E-S. Joon, I fucking love you.

And you know, even though Mir doesn't have a drool-worthy bod underneath that geek-chic look the stylist forced him to wear, he still looks pretty damn good. BUT DO YOU SEE JOON'S BICEP? Do you? Do you see how shredded it is? I'd arm wrestle you any day. And by "arm wrestle," I mean let-you-pin-me-down-to-the-bed. Of course I cannot forget my lovely SeungHo, who is working that wife-beater. I'd rather see him in those amazing pants, but I'll deal with this.

I'm not even going to say anything, you won't even be reading, anyway. You're just focusing on Joon's abs, aren't you?

Aren't you?

I don't blame you.

TKPA

An Open Letter to G-Dragon: The Narrated Version!

If you read the original letter and loved it, then you should hear how it should have been read. This was meant to be read aloud.

Enjoy!

TKPA