Yes, you read that correctly.
Admit it ... there is just one male idol, above all others, that just does something to you. He makes your ovaries twitch and ache and makes your uterus long for a tenant for forty weeks. It doesn't matter what he does. A new or old performance, a TV appearance, or even just looking at a damn picture sends you into a complete melt-down state of wanting to enter motherhood.
You know exactly who I'm talking about.
This isn't necessarily a category, it's more like bragging rights. Only the top five will be posted on the right sidebar, like the holy list of men you want to have lots of unprotected sex with.
It can be any idol, from any group so long as he's over the legal age, because I don't want to start promoting teen parenting. I'm already going to K-Pop hell by corrupting your minds, I don't want to add another thing to the list. You can vote for more than one guy, because you know that I have an incredibly difficult time choosing between Master GD and Sex God. I don't expect you to choose between two (or three) luscious idols; I sure as hell can't. Note: It can be as many as you want, but try to keep it under ... oh, let's say six men, okay?
You can either: comment, email, or tweet me your choices. I'll be keeping track and tallying the scores and then I'll announce the top five. Every few months or so we'll vote again to update the Cervix Punchers and see if your hearts (or ovaries) have found new loves (or baby daddies).
Edit: Next "voting" period will be in late February!
TKPA
For me....
ReplyDeleteBeast Taek, Master GD, Sex God... and probably... Lee Byung Hun.
SEX GOD, King of Foreplay and Master GD please. :D
ReplyDeleteMASTER GD! and the rest don't matter
ReplyDelete~coming from a strictly-suju-only fan~
ReplyDeleteMr. Arms of Sex himself , Donghae .
After "Don't Don" and that fascinating shaggy hair , who wouldn't ?
You should know me.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing him perform with Mini Bang & he looked down at the kid, he won me over. That's when I decided, I want a kid & a full on healthy marriage with this man.
Sex God please. :)
My runner up has got to be Mr. Happy. Don't ask. xD
oh! um...GD, Dae sung, and TOP.♥
ReplyDeleteSent you my list *blushes*
ReplyDeleteOH! I have a third! God forbid, this is cutting it close but...dayum.
ReplyDeleteSBT.
Yeah, he's pushing my limits. xD
P.S. Sorry for doubling posting. :P
Master GD / G Baby, for sure. :)
ReplyDeleteSeeing GD play with GaHo and taking care of (And spoiling) him...it makes me swoon.
Also, because I love dogs. And if he treats his dog this good, imagine how great a dad he'll be to my future kids.
That's why I choose GD.
Plus, he's got a killer smile. :)
Oh you know that I will say Dae - but that is ONLY for me - I am NOT sharing!!!
ReplyDelete#1 - DAE - no other for me!
#2 - GD
#3 - Rain
#4 - G.O. - Antonio Jung
#5 - TOP
#6 - Taekyeon
#7 - Se7en (I actually didnt do this on purpose-HA)
cj(c-dae)
1. T.O.P - Sex God himself. He makes my ovaries ache in a good way.
ReplyDelete2. Shim Changmin - He's got a face that says 'I'm ridiculously innocent' sometimes, but then you turn around and BAM HE IS KILLING YOU WITH SEX EYES JFC.
3. KyuHyun - He does the same thing as Changmin. That 'I can be so innocent look!' face and when you LOOK he just... 'SURPRISE SEXY HAY HAY's at you.
4. JongHyun - I've only just started looking, to be honest, because SHINee scares the crap outta me with all their jailbait, but UGH HE KILLS. HIS EYES, THEY ARE MURDER WEAPONS.
~Ameh/snugglepuplet<3
oh you're quick! ^_^ i didn't know it was here already. LOL
ReplyDeleteare we confined to Kpop idols alone? because there are a lot of holiness running around the whole Korean entertainment industry. HAHA! :))
there's no doubt that Sex God is on my number 1 list. his stare alone makes my ovaries fertile. :))
and i'm sure he'll be a good daddy. just waiting for him to strut his skills with baby Charlie. <3
Sex God, SBT, KOF, Beastly Maknae, Eight Pack Abs Jay.
ReplyDeleteits hard to pick 3. =(
Ok so i said who was my #1 pick
ReplyDeleteRain
I will also add Jung Kyun aka J'Kyun to the list. I know only vote I'm just putting out there. I gotta keep it real that new filet mignon, Lee Chang Sun aka JOONIE. I'm not trying to house anything but he does give one pause.
oh its has to be Sexy Beast Taek, Beastly Maknae, King of Foreplay, Eight Pack Abs Jay, Sex God, Sex Apprentice,in that order wait, does Rain have a nickname? I don't see one on the list, yea so hes on the list too v(^_^)v
ReplyDeletemmm...Sex God,Beastly Maknae,Master GD,KOF and Arms of Sex...oh,it's really hard to choose xD!
ReplyDeletethis is a hard one i would have to say okay keeping it under six i would say JaeJoong (Hero), TOP, Rain, Sungmin, arms of sex, and chinese thrust machine this was hard for me
ReplyDeleteGD, Heechul, Teukie, Taeyang, and Hongki.
ReplyDeleteHi I'm new =D, and <3 your blog. my list is...
ReplyDeleteSex God
Abmighty Shisus
King of Foreplay
Jaebum, TOP, Junsu [2PM], Doo Joon, G.O., Taeyang, Chansung, Taekyeon, GD, and AJ.
ReplyDeleteYeah in that order. My list would be longer, but I think this is good enough. LOL!
TOP forsure. (:
ReplyDeleteSexy Beast Taecyeon for sure...
ReplyDeleteand probably...uh...(mind clouded with Taec)...I only see Taecyeon for me at the moment.
So...he's my choice.
Here are mine:
ReplyDelete1.) Master GD- I'd be helpless in his prescence.
2.)Jang Geun Suk from You're Beautiful- Seeing his pictures makes me melt.
3.)Kyuhyun- I'm just Kyu biased. Hehe
4.) Donghae- He says he wants someone who will look only at him. How can anyone who has him look at someone else? O.o
5.) Teukkie- Besides the cutesey stuff he does, there are times when I just go, "DA*N!" He makes me want to enter motherhood XD
1. masterGD - i worship this guy. seriously. i'd put up a new religion with him as god :P every little thing he does turns me on~
ReplyDelete2. sex god - you can get fangasm just from his eyes. what more if you'll see his? MAN! im drooling ovah here!
Okay, so I'm obviously alone in this comment, but that only four that gets my ovaries a-twitching, and stuff are Yesung, Heechul, Donghae and KangIn, and they're all from Super Junior ROFL. =X♥
ReplyDeleteOh, and even though he's not active right now, my love above all - KangByeonSoo from the Kpop band Honey Boys<3
O.O i've been waiting for something like this.
ReplyDelete1. Sex God (I know, I've been holding out on telling anyone that :x)
2. Taekyeon
3. Beastly Maknae
4. erm....Seungri (IT MAKES ME FEEL SO DIRTY HE'S BARELY LEGAL *WAILS*)
5. KoF
6. GD
i'll explain later if you want me to, but i kind of have a guest over right now and she's looking at me weird ^^;;;;;
^ LOL rather KangByeongSoo. I can't spell.
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be TOP.
ReplyDeleteHOLY GOD of all FINE MEN. gahhh!!
One smirk from him takes my breath away, what more would unprotected sex do to me?
It would send me to cloud nine. :D
And Jo Kyu Hyun from super juniors. He's just great and hey! i love guys who can sing.
MELT ME AWAY! hahaha
love this post. :)
Thanks Carla for sharing this. HAHA.
MASTER GD..........
ReplyDeleteI've never been so openly perverted in my life till i met him..
sleep wtih me jiyongie!!!
hahahaha :))
and also SEX GOD..
you can rape-stare me anytime TOP.. or u cud just rape me!! :))
chuakwonstah: it's only rape if you don't consent, and you more than likely will consent.
ReplyDeletehaha im sori! wrong choice of words then :))
ReplyDeletebut i like the idea of top forcing me to do it, that's sexay.... hahaha
Cervix Punchers... Eh?!
ReplyDelete#1: I've got to say my main man has to be the King of Foreplay!!!! .... His luscious body! OMG... In my heaven all the men look like him! His voice makes me melt! And god damn he can dance! :-*
2nd in line... don't think think I'm a pedophile.... even though he's technically of age.... Seungri! He's my little man! :-)
Machapocky: "I don't think he's soo little... >.> <.< >.> *shift eyes*"
P: ....Hmmmmm
3rd... Sex GOD!
Machapocky is having a heart attack seeing this msg I'm sure.
But... He's got this strong silent cute thing going on. Got to say... it's HOT.
But I'm commited to #1 and Big Bang all the way!
And of course Machapocky is try to make me stray away from Big Bang into 2PM....
P @ Machapocky.... I refuse!!!! It's not going to work!
Machapocky: Read between the lines ..|..
P: I rather not. Thank you for the offer. ^.^
Definitely Rain.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/pskbe
...saids it all
It would have to be...
ReplyDelete- Beastly Maknae
- Joonie
- Pretty Pretty Princess,
- Sexy Beast Taek,
= Arms of Sex
- Eight Pack Abs Jay
Period.
lmao~
B2ST, Junho, Kim Bum, Lady gaga ( thats a man), Rain, ummm... AJ?
ReplyDeleteSEX GOD!!
ReplyDeleteOh hail the SEX GOD!! ^.^
HWANG CHANSUNG!:DD
ReplyDeleteMine would have to be...
ReplyDeleteEight Pack Abs Jay- His body is freakin to die for. It's just screamin for Strawberries and whip cream
Beastly Maknae- Just happened. Can't explain lmao
King of Foreplay- His body is freakin sick and the fact that he seems like a genuinely nice guy just adds to his sexiness
Husky Moans of Art- His voice makes up for his weirdness lmao I think he is so cute
Juicy Angel Lips - He speaks 4 languages for crying out loud and he can play the violin lmao he's probably good with his hands!
AJ- His lips are amazing and his body is amazing he's the total package lol
I know you said 6 but...
Big Booty Junee has to be on my list...he's so adorable and his butt is freakin amazing!
MMM MMM MMM Milk did all these boys good lmao
Gotta go now, in the computer lab and this man is tryna read what I'm typin lmao
1. Kim Ryeowook (Super Junior)
ReplyDelete2. Dongwoon (BEAST)
3. Zhou Mi (Super Junior M)
4. Daesung (Big Bang)
5. Soohyun (U-Kiss)
6. Sungmin (Super Junior)
7. Jaebeom (2PM)
I find Ryeowook dead sexy and have dissected this opinion for those nonbelievers and laid it out in a Tumblr post. Judge me. :D
He will always be my #1 <3333
1. Kim Kibum (seeing him makes me FLAIL. FLAILFLAIL)
ReplyDelete2. Yesung (LSF:ALFK:SFA)
3. Donghae (spreading legs now...)
4. Yunho (HUMP. HUMP.)
5. Minho from SHINee (SHINee? is that allowed? I'd go to JAIL for that boy)
6. HANGENG (THRUSTS, SMILE, COOKING, BBS, FLAIL)
here is my top 6!
ReplyDelete- Master GD
- Taek
- Junsu (DBSK)
- Jaebum
- TOP
- Rain
P.S. I went over 5, damnit. XD I'd move Sungmin to spot 5 and those are my top ones <3
ReplyDeletesaranghanun: Minho is 17. That's illegal, sweetie. I mean, I'm already going to K-Pop Hell, I really don't want to ad "pedofile" to the list haha
ReplyDeleteDANG I forgot about LIPS OF SEX - please let me have a vote for him - dang how did I miss him on the list - my BAD - Antonio Jung just took me over!!!
ReplyDeleteHe has that power - kind of like HOT SALSA!
cj(c-dae)
I vote SeungHo, Kyuhyun, Jonghyun, Taeyang ANDDD Hangeng
ReplyDeleteHmmm
ReplyDelete1. Yoochun
2. TOP
3. Yamapi
4. Changmin
5. Jaejoong (this is my shame!)
BTW Minho is turning 18 next month so I think he should be able to vote for!
But he's 17 now, and "voting" ends next Sunday. Next time we do this in either February or March, he'll be in the running.
ReplyDeleteOh! and my newest guilty pleasure...Sex Apprentice
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/psvds
do i even need to tell you my choice?
ReplyDeletewell here's my list. i'll try to limit it to 5. :))
ReplyDelete1. TOP - should there be a reason for this? i'm willing to have his babies, enough to create our own IRIS Agency to battle the peeps from NSS. lol
***the following people are listed in no particular order**
King of Foreplay - his body is just godly that i'll worship it if he wants me to (and even if he don't) XD and him being a "good guy" makes me wonder how he's like when he's bad. :))
Sex Apprentice - every abs flash, smirk, sex face this boy does makes me want to rip his clothes off with my teeth! he can call me "Noona" for all i care. :))
Rain - prolly one of the reasons why i got hooked to Kpop. i might as well hook up with him. HAHA!
Donghae - my favorite SuJu boy the day i knew about them. a total of 3 years already! i'd love to be wrapped in the arms of Arms of Sex. LOL to my redunduncy. that's his effect on me. :))
oh of course Sexy Beast Taek is on my list too!!!!
ReplyDeletelistening to All Night Long now. :)) just hearing him say "Yeah", "Ohh", "C'mon" is already orgasmic. :))
Just checking up on the Cervix Punchers post.
ReplyDelete51 comments, TKPA? *clap clap*
I bet this beats the Tae-tay NC-17 fantasies post.
It does beat it, but I'm not including it on the "Bat-Shit Crazy" list because this is more like a poll haha
ReplyDeleteHmm. For me I'd say,
ReplyDelete#1, Master GD
#2, Sexy Beast Taec
#3, Sex Apprentice
#4, Big Booty Junee
#5, Arms of Sex
I think that's about all. XD
HOW COME NO ONE VOTES FOR SIR POPS-A-LOT???
ReplyDeleteT_________________T
am I the only one who thinks that he's born to be the new definition of sex?
HOLY SHIT!
ReplyDeleteThis is a lot of comments.
Love to see the diversity but I'm pretty sure that TOP is winning. :o)
Which makes me all giddy ~
xD
My top six, since I definitely would not be able to say just one, would definitely have to be......
ReplyDelete1) Rain - Ninja Assassin, Rainism, I'm Coming......all of that is enough for me for a lifetime now I just need him as a present!
2) Sex Apprentice - enough said..... :D
3) SooHyun from U-Kiss- after Man Man Ha Ni I am in LOVE!!!!!
4) DooJoon from B2ST - leaders are sexy.... especially this one!
5) Mir - He's two months younger then me and soooo much sexier then any guys found in my area
6) Big Booty Junee.... always my fave from 2PM, always
there are so many to mention but..oh well
ReplyDelete1. Heechul. sorry ladies..i'm not gonna share him!
2. GD
3. Donghae
4. Lee Joon (Mblaq) his charisma is just so sexy on him. he knows it, and we know it ;)
okay.. Imma vote for Arms of Sex and Dirrrty Geek too then... apparently they make me feelin HHHHHHHHHHHHH too
ReplyDelete1. King Of Foreplay
ReplyDelete2. Sex God
3. Master GD
4. Daesung
5. Seung Ri
LMAO!! all of Big Bang XD
Hmmm,
ReplyDelete1. TOP! (its the ruggedly deep voice that screws up my mind)
2. GD! (its hotness I can barely explain!!)
3. Yunho/Jaejoong (i have no clue who is hotter but both are my guilty pleasures ;D)
I just realized I left KOF off of my list - I honestly have no fucking idea how I did that??!! Hell I named him & I forgot to type his name! WTF is wrong with me!! Anyway PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give him a vote from me - He is my #2!
ReplyDeletecj(c-dae)
RAIN
ReplyDeleteJaebum(2PM)
Junsu(1:59PM)
GD
Jinwoon(2AM) he's old enuf right? O_o kekeke
Chansung(1:59PM) O_o kekeke
Hmmm...a pattern...do I have tunnel vision? 4 of 6 from jype...yikes!
Kekeke
Is sad that my backup husband is not allowed on the list grrrr...
ReplyDelete1. Tempo Sex God TOP Choi SeungHyun.... whatever you want to call the man. I have never been so sprung off of a guy in my life. He makes we want to put on an apron kiss his worries away and have 2.5 sexy little babies.
Nobody else reaches the same level of attraction but to round out the list.(my Tempo bias was so strong that this actually took some time)
2. YoungBae.... he has the body and he is so innocent that I just want to take him to a love motel somewhere and corrupt him and his abs.
3. BI his performance at the 2008 MKMF had me hoping to have him sing me a sweet lullaby followed by some headboard busting topped off with a smile and cuddle.
4. GD... just so I could take a walk on the weird side. It would probably be like a Ricky Martin/Enrique video a sordid affair with hotels, bathrooms, cars, and candle wax, and fifty million hands all over. (hmmmm maybe this should be moved up to 4 sorry Woo)
5. WooYoung just because he is a sexy roll of ssanti/cuteness.
Sexy Beast Taec
ReplyDeleteBeastly Maknae
Eight Packs Jay
Sex God
King of Foreplay
so hard to choose but all I know is that Taec is first bwahaa XD I can go on and on but I wont XD I'll leave that for you~ :D
for me:
ReplyDeleteSEX GOD. KYUHYUN. HEECHUL. GD. SIWON. <333
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY HOME!! I LOVEE THISS BLOGG!! HAHAHAH but neways my list is here:
ReplyDeleteTaeyang, Jaebeom, Rain, Siwon,Jonghyun, seulong and i'm gonna stop b4 i reach 10!! hahahah
taeyang!!!!
ReplyDelete1. KING OF FOREPLAY - YOUNGBAEbyy! ^^
ReplyDelete2. EIGHT-PACK ABS - JAEBEOM
3. BEASTLY MAKNAE - CHANSUNG
4. AJ
5. SE7EN
6. RAIN .. i have to xD
#1 Master GD
ReplyDelete#2 Sexy Beast Taec
enough for me..^^
the sexy beast is my number one.
ReplyDeletethen there's beastly maknae chansung, sir pops-a-lot eunhyuk, king of foreplay taeyang/yunho (they're tied) and gong yoo. i really like his torso.. and i'm wondering when he'll be back to act.
taek is by far on the lead :D
LMAO! pervertedness,what a girl :O
ReplyDelete#1Master GD,haha already love him.
#2 TOP oppa.
Well it is Febuary!
ReplyDeleteSo here are my votes.
1) Eunhyuk Sir Pops a lot because he can pop his sir a lot on top of me in the bedroom.
2)Siwon because he is damn sexy
3)Heechul because I want him
4)Arms of sex Donghae need I say more?
5)Lee Sungmin because I love a man who can play the guitar and he is quite manly. I would love to see his angry sex face.
6)Seung Ri because strong baby wants somebody else to be the smiling sex slave.
(Honorary 7th Taemin two more years and I'm on it!)
My sexxxy Jjit Taekyeon. ahhhh he really does make my heart melt. haha ^-^
ReplyDelete& Taeyang. He is just soooo fine! :)))
LOL
ReplyDeletefor me its the holy trinity in MBLAQ(SeungHo, Joon, G.O), Rain, Siwon, Jaebeom, or Leeteuk
1. SeungHo--the lips and eyes...gorgeous
ReplyDelete2. SeungHo--the attitude...tough and grumpy
3. SeungHo--the smile...beautiful
4. Yunho--the way he moves, Lord have mercy!
5. JaeJoong--the prettiest man I have ever seen.