The Schizo Badass: Taeyang

I believe that the King of Foreplay can't really make up his mind as to whether or not he wants to be a complete and total badass. He flip flops from being sweet, innocent boy next door, to the dude you're only interested in having casual sex with and who you know won't call you back for at least two weeks, maybe one if he really likes you.

Usually, when he's performing, he exudes the tendencies of being a badass. I mean ... he looks like not only he knows what the hell he's doing in between the sheets, but he's practiced his skills time and time again. You know you've questioned whether or not he for sure has that V-Card of his every time he chest pops, pelvic thrusts, or rolls his body. And you know that you've thought to yourself time and time again that there is absolutely no way this man has never had a girlfriend, and that he just has to have some skanks on speed dial for a booty call.

Don't deny it.

But then, when he's off stage, he's this lovable, sweet-tempered, shy, good little religious boy that blushes at having an unholy thought of a sexual nature. And you have to wonder where the hell that animal that was on stage went and when he will come back. Will he come back on stage again, or will you be the lucky skank girl who seduces the charming, sweet, Bible-carrying boy and corrupt him?

I've corrupted enough people, thank you. I will not add him to that list. That's up to you ladies.

TKPA