Men's Health Should Be Renamed to "Half-Naked Idols Monthly"

Thank you, Men's Health magazine, for stripping down Beastly Maknae, oiling up his abs a bit, and then taking endless amounts of high-quality pictures, making them available to way-too-sexually charged people like myself.

Really, you're amazing.

Oh, damn ... I love you, Chansung. And by you, I mean "your hip-dips." And by love, I mean "want to suck on." That sentence should really read like, "I want to suck on your hip-dips, Chansung." Are we clear on that? We really need to be on the same page in regards to this issue. I'm not by any means professing my love for you. I'm not implying that we run off to Vegas and get hitched and have fifteen babies and spend the rest of our lives together.

No, I'm simply saying I want to bite those hip-dips. Hard. So hard to where you have purple TKPA bruises for a few weeks afterward.

Are you cool with that?

Imagine Beastly Maknae walking slow and sexy toward you, and as he is approaching you, you're backing away. And then there's a wall right behind you. And then he comes closer and closer and closer. And then he puts those arms on either side of you, making sure you don't go anywhere. Why the hell would you want to go anywhere?

Fuck.

Oh, and credit goes to The Boyfriend for inspiring the wall-pinning scenario. Thank you ;)

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