He Might Have His V-Card, But Phone Sex Isn't Technically Sex

Well, it isn't! He could have a tight grip on that V-Card and still be a pro at phone sex.

Sure, if you want to be all pure minded, you could say that phone sex, like oral sex, is a form of sex. But technically it isn't, because no bodily fluids are being exchanged and you're not directly engaging in anything other than some highly erotic, obscenity-filled conversation.

King of Foreplay has phone sex down to a science. Sticking true to his name, he'll start off with some phone-foreplay, telling you how he'll brush his lips against yours, then pull away. He knows you want to kiss him, but he's going to make you wait. He will tell you that the tip of his tongue will trace your bottom lip as you feel his hot breath hitting your mouth, making you want him. Then he'll say he will kiss you gently and softly, sticking his tongue in your mouth and parting your lips.

Hot and bothered yet? Because he isn't done. Oh, no. That's just the warm up.

It's not just talking that he does. It doesn't matter that he isn't there with you physically, his body still goes through the motions of it, as if you were actually there. You've seen him roll his body, so you know exactly what he's doing. Yes, he's butt ass naked on his bed, just like he'd be if you were there with him. And you can hear every grunt and groan and growl that he lets out, matching the rhythm his body is making.

Things get intense. And I mean, INTENSE. He takes the dirty talk to another level. He'll ask if you love his Royal Scepter. And you will answer, "Fuck yes." He'll ask if you want someone else's Royal Scepter. And you will answer, "Fuck no." He'll ask if there could be another Royal Scepter that will make you feel as mind-blowing, body-numbing amazing as you are feeling right this very moment, and you will answer, "FUCK NO."

You know why?

Because the King of Foreplay isn't indulging in physical sex, but mental sex. And you have not had sex until you've had amazing mental sex. Phone sex with the King of Foreplay will be the best kind of sex you will ever have. Poor guy just might hang onto that V-Card forever.

I have to thank The Boyfriend for inspiring this post. Yes, I really do. (Back the fuck off, skanks).

TKPA